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The Book of Charles (Chapter 2)
By: Charles Phillips

Chapter 2:1 Times did become almost unbearable for the people of Charealia. 2: The ways of the word did seem to destroy the joy and happiness of the many. 3: The lord did send forth 3 profits to the land of the Charealian people 4: and they did carry a Manifesto written by Streetlight 5: and upon their arrival the fishermen did Reel Big Fish on their lines 6: and there was much rejoicing and the horns did blow The Silvertones. These did alert the The Wailers and The Pioneers which did bring on a Madness onto their people. 7: The rejoicing of the Charealian people did upset the The Selector of The Specials so they did respond with Bad Manners and angry so they did start to hear The Beat of war drums. 8: But, the Charealians did not despair upon hearing this news and sent Daniel of Woodgate along with Buster of Bloodvessel and John of Bradbury to confront the Count of Machuki, Prince Buster, and the King of Apparatus. 9: Upon their arrival in the land of the king they were greeted by The Melodians and The Allstonians who did provide them with a way to a Mealticket. 10: John did say to leaders of The Melodians and The Allstonians people that No Doubt their journey would be Sublime. 11: When the three Charealian men did leave the camp of The Melodians and The Allstonians they came upon a Chocking Victim that had been feasting on a meal of Rancid meat belonging to a Monkey garnished with Pepper along with a rare and exotic fruit known only as a Yum!Yum!Orange. 12: To which the travels were given a gift of a single Fishbone and a Mustard Plug, gifts that would have put a regular man into Distemper but not these men sent by the lord. 13: The King of Apparatus did hear of the three men's travels and it did give The King Blues. So he called for The Blue Meanies of Athena to meet the men in Kemuri to give them The Know How. 14: Unknown to the knowledge of the king there was a group insiders among his ranks and The Insyders went Against All Authority and sent a messenger to warn the men of the king's actions.15: This made the men feel and if they were in a Pressure Cooker and didn't have a Potshot in completing their mission. 16: John of Bradbury and Buster of Bloodvessel knew that they had the power of the lord on their side. So they split the group to better finish their mission from the lord. Two of the men followed the Suburban Rhythm and met The Scholars and the last of the men met The Slackers to which he did properly motive to action. 17: During this time the Count of Machuki and Prince Buster were in Area-7 to spy on the armies of The King of Apparatus. 18: As the trek was long a dangerous the three men did come to make an audience with the Count of Machuki, Prince Buster, and The King of Apparatus, 19: and the three profits Daniel of Woodgate along with Buster of Bloodvessel and John of Bradbury showed the other men The Silvertones. 20: Upon hearing these fantastic sounds the drums of war called off and the Charealian people were saved these three men that braved the harsh world and save a nation would be called The Untouchables or The Impossibles and will forever remain as Suburban Legends. 21: These mighty words that the lord did give onto the men of Charealia were this "The Lord does give the horns of happiness and joy and he shall call it SKA and the world will skank and be joyful upon hearing the tones of the Trumpets, Saxophones, and Trombones."

12/30/2012

Description
The Book of Charles (Chapter 2)
By: Charles Phillips

Chapter 2:1 Times did become almost unbearable for the people of Charealia. 2: The ways of the word did seem to destroy the joy and happiness of the many. 3: The lord did send forth 3 profits to the land of the Charealian people 4: and they did carry a Manifesto written by Streetlight 5: and upon their arrival the fishermen did Reel Big Fish on their lines 6: and there was much rejoicing and the horns did blow The Silvertones. These did alert the The Wailers and The Pioneers which did bring on a Madness onto their people. 7: The rejoicing of the Charealian people did upset the The Selector of The Specials so they did respond with Bad Manners and angry so they did start to hear The Beat of war drums. 8: But, the Charealians did not despair upon hearing this news and sent Daniel of Woodgate along with Buster of Bloodvessel and John of Bradbury to confront the Count of Machuki, Prince Buster, and the King of Apparatus. 9: Upon their arrival in the land of the king they were greeted by The Melodians and The Allstonians who did provide them with a way to a Mealticket. 10: John did say to leaders of The Melodians and The Allstonians people that No Doubt their journey would be Sublime. 11: When the three Charealian men did leave the camp of The Melodians and The Allstonians they came upon a Chocking Victim that had been feasting on a meal of Rancid meat belonging to a Monkey garnished with Pepper along with a rare and exotic fruit known only as a Yum!Yum!Orange. 12: To which the travels were given a gift of a single Fishbone and a Mustard Plug, gifts that would have put a regular man into Distemper but not these men sent by the lord. 13: The King of Apparatus did hear of the three men's travels and it did give The King Blues. So he called for The Blue Meanies of Athena to meet the men in Kemuri to give them The Know How. 14: Unknown to the knowledge of the king there was a group insiders among his ranks and The Insyders went Against All Authority and sent a messenger to warn the men of the king's actions.15: This made the men feel and if they were in a Pressure Cooker and didn't have a Potshot in completing their mission. 16: John of Bradbury and Buster of Bloodvessel knew that they had the power of the lord on their side. So they split the group to better finish their mission from the lord. Two of the men followed the Suburban Rhythm and met The Scholars and the last of the men met The Slackers to which he did properly motive to action. 17: During this time the Count of Machuki and Prince Buster were in Area-7 to spy on the armies of The King of Apparatus. 18: As the trek was long a dangerous the three men did come to make an audience with the Count of Machuki, Prince Buster, and The King of Apparatus, 19: and the three profits Daniel of Woodgate along with Buster of Bloodvessel and John of Bradbury showed the other men The Silvertones. 20: Upon hearing these fantastic sounds the drums of war called off and the Charealian people were saved these three men that braved the harsh world and save a nation would be called The Untouchables or The Impossibles and will forever remain as Suburban Legends. 21: These mighty words that the lord did give onto the men of Charealia were this "The Lord does give the horns of happiness and joy and he shall call it SKA and the world will skank and be joyful upon hearing the tones of the Trumpets, Saxophones, and Trombones."

12/30/2012