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What not to do at a stoplight. By spongebob squarepants
the stoplight is an very essential part of driving commutes in our modern society today. It keeps chaos from ensuing on the road and in addition, maintains order on busy streets. Stoplight can often vary in different areas. Some the stoplight will even include yellow lights to signify slowing down. Some stop lights can also come in forms of crossing guards, railroad crossings, even in air traffic control. Now, onto the subject of what not to do at a stoplight.well, for starters you must not go in front of any of the boats on the road specially if rush hour traffic. Second of all You certainly cannot be a careless or reckless driver and try to cut red lights. or else you might cause an accident. Make sure to always stay in place until the light changes. Of course you cannot stay in place then (it's just common sense don't ya know) and when it comes to dealing with yellow lights you cannot go fast or completely stop, but you instead have to slow down. Once you have slowed down. Keep slow and wait for further directions. As for the stoplight itself, there have been many new forms of safety throughout the years that have improved safety in boats to make boating much safer for the boaters. For example the invention of seatbelts which restrained people so when they were in an accident they would not immediately fly out the boat windshield. Then there are the airbags. Which as we know, is activate during a crash to cushion the impact of a boating accident.another interesting thing used to remove hazards is scare tactic PSA that have been a common practice on bikini bottom television as far back as the 1960s. I certainly know not to drink and drive. Except that one time i tried the driving test while drunk off spiked kelp shakes. (sorry, ms puff ) anyways, nw back to the very important subject of the stoplight and what not to do at said stoplight. What you MAY do however is listen to the musical doodle,stare at the fluffy little clouds, think about your destination and when you arrive, and thinking about making krabby patties, oh so heavenly patties. And lets not forget to mention have a nice drink of hot coffee which squidward sometimes does when i greet him and he goes AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then he's all like SPONGEBOB YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER NITWIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! But he knows it's just a joke. Speaking of squidward i was just at the krusty krab making patties when i heard him said. “Spongebob we gotta special order” when i heard special order i just had to make it special when i drew a little smile on it with ketchup and mustard. Also,did i show you this amazing thing i did. OOH! Or this one time OOH! OOH! OOOH! Or that one time i.. ‘WHAT IS IT SPONGEBOB, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP IT TWO IN THE MORNING.” oh, sorry squidward, but i gotta finish my essay and i still have so many words to fill in, 800 to be exact. “Well try to do it a little quieter, i'm trying to SLEEP!. Ok, goodnight. Ok, now where was i… OH! yes, Right. Stoplights! Lets see.. AHA! Feeding your is something not do at a stoplight. OH! And getting about two minutes cut from the episode for no apparent reason, and making a sandwich, and lighting candles, and drinking water, and calling your friends, and karate chopping the tv because you saw a report that you were goofing off, and shooting the breeze with the mailman to waste time, and falling asleep, and getting seduced by the couch in your dream, and having your clock come alive and tell you times up at midnight, and looking at clocks in general (let alone living, sentient clocks) and having your pants run off your body, and having the room shrink, and having a sentient flame burn you paper when you have only “the” written in blackletter, and having your house come alive and tell you off for goofing off, and finally waking up and just all of the sudden writing as fast as you can just to get it to pass, and realizing that ms puff just decided to take a field trip to a local stoplight to see what not to do there instead. In turn making all of your hard work and dedication to this 800 word essay useless. Making you rip the paper in half, and just afterwards ripping yourself in half, and finally having people make sub-par memes using clips from this episode, and ultimately turing this whole ordeal and your life in general into nothing but a sick, meaningless joke with no good setup of punchline. Well anyways, this is what not to do at a stoplight.

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What not to do at a stoplight. By spongebob squarepants
the stoplight is an very essential part of driving commutes in our modern society today. It keeps chaos from ensuing on the road and in addition, maintains order on busy streets. Stoplight can often vary in different areas. Some the stoplight will even include yellow lights to signify slowing down. Some stop lights can also come in forms of crossing guards, railroad crossings, even in air traffic control. Now, onto the subject of what not to do at a stoplight.well, for starters you must not go in front of any of the boats on the road specially if rush hour traffic. Second of all You certainly cannot be a careless or reckless driver and try to cut red lights. or else you might cause an accident. Make sure to always stay in place until the light changes. Of course you cannot stay in place then (it's just common sense don't ya know) and when it comes to dealing with yellow lights you cannot go fast or completely stop, but you instead have to slow down. Once you have slowed down. Keep slow and wait for further directions. As for the stoplight itself, there have been many new forms of safety throughout the years that have improved safety in boats to make boating much safer for the boaters. For example the invention of seatbelts which restrained people so when they were in an accident they would not immediately fly out the boat windshield. Then there are the airbags. Which as we know, is activate during a crash to cushion the impact of a boating accident.another interesting thing used to remove hazards is scare tactic PSA that have been a common practice on bikini bottom television as far back as the 1960s. I certainly know not to drink and drive. Except that one time i tried the driving test while drunk off spiked kelp shakes. (sorry, ms puff ) anyways, nw back to the very important subject of the stoplight and what not to do at said stoplight. What you MAY do however is listen to the musical doodle,stare at the fluffy little clouds, think about your destination and when you arrive, and thinking about making krabby patties, oh so heavenly patties. And lets not forget to mention have a nice drink of hot coffee which squidward sometimes does when i greet him and he goes AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then he's all like SPONGEBOB YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER NITWIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! But he knows it's just a joke. Speaking of squidward i was just at the krusty krab making patties when i heard him said. “Spongebob we gotta special order” when i heard special order i just had to make it special when i drew a little smile on it with ketchup and mustard. Also,did i show you this amazing thing i did. OOH! Or this one time OOH! OOH! OOOH! Or that one time i.. ‘WHAT IS IT SPONGEBOB, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP IT TWO IN THE MORNING.” oh, sorry squidward, but i gotta finish my essay and i still have so many words to fill in, 800 to be exact. “Well try to do it a little quieter, i'm trying to SLEEP!. Ok, goodnight. Ok, now where was i… OH! yes, Right. Stoplights! Lets see.. AHA! Feeding your is something not do at a stoplight. OH! And getting about two minutes cut from the episode for no apparent reason, and making a sandwich, and lighting candles, and drinking water, and calling your friends, and karate chopping the tv because you saw a report that you were goofing off, and shooting the breeze with the mailman to waste time, and falling asleep, and getting seduced by the couch in your dream, and having your clock come alive and tell you times up at midnight, and looking at clocks in general (let alone living, sentient clocks) and having your pants run off your body, and having the room shrink, and having a sentient flame burn you paper when you have only “the” written in blackletter, and having your house come alive and tell you off for goofing off, and finally waking up and just all of the sudden writing as fast as you can just to get it to pass, and realizing that ms puff just decided to take a field trip to a local stoplight to see what not to do there instead. In turn making all of your hard work and dedication to this 800 word essay useless. Making you rip the paper in half, and just afterwards ripping yourself in half, and finally having people make sub-par memes using clips from this episode, and ultimately turing this whole ordeal and your life in general into nothing but a sick, meaningless joke with no good setup of punchline. Well anyways, this is what not to do at a stoplight.