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Published: 2010-07-29 09:29:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 7681; Favourites: 103; Downloads: 587
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Because this is basically how it is when I play MW2. Nuff said.If you don't get it, though any gamer should!, watch this: [link] or if you're feeling especially nerdy, I even got you the wikipedia page: [link]
I love these guys
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ghost: it's fine!
roach: *eye twitch*
soap: looks like someone wants to say something!
gaz: yea! just say it!
roach: remember that time when you needed suport every 15 seconds!? what was with that!!
ghost: drop it roach! i never want to hear you treat either of the soaps like that again!!
roach: fine!mom!
ghost: oh no you didn't
soap:Β Β he can talk!!
roch: of course i can ideot!!Β
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Uhm...sorry...was out of it that day... *looks away* Sorry. Also thought you should know I was damn proud of you that day lad...
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roach: r-r-really! Β Β
ghost: never act like that again roach!
roach: okay...
gaz: Β
soap: how are you doing that!
gaz: Β Β
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Aye... I was. *seeming a little irritable* *Gets a second glass of whiskey and downs that pretty quick too*
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ghost:*tiny puff if fire starts on his head*
roach:Β Β *knocks you over hugging you*
gaz and soap+ghost: hahahahaha! *a fire starts on ghosts head*
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*Glares at Roach* *just sighs and sits back up and lets him keep hugging as I get another drink* Be careful lad. *Looks at them* What's funny?
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ghost: *gets a call* 1 sec....old frind is callin'...*walks away*
gaz: the fact that he made you fall over melon killer king....
soap: *sigh*
roach:Β Β Β
ghost: hi snake......i know right......dude....really! i love dolphins!.....cool.....well......thats cool.....really....huh.....
soap: on the phone with a snake! you hate snakes more than indeana jhones
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And we hate dogs more than a cat hates baths... your point? *Sighed and rest head against roach* you're warm you know that...?
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roach: *nod*
gaz: he had a bit of a fever yesterday...he might have a small one still
soap: how is a snake using a phone??....wait.....DOGS!?!?*CLIMBS ON GAZ'S HEAD*
ghost: remember when i made you think i was a ghost the hole time we worked together! that was funny!hehe
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*glances at roach* *looks away* *shrugs and drinks a sip or two before resting his head back on Roach (probably the shoulder)* ...I'd ask if you're contagious but whatever. It's worth it.
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roach: *shaked his head*
gaz: you are so heavy soap!aah*falls over*
soap: wait...there are no dogs....who sai-*ghost covors mouth*Β
ghost: i'm on the phone fat ass!!
roach:Β Β
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mate calm down i was just saying we hate dogs like he hates snakes, i'd be outta here if i saw a dog... *Looks at Roach* you alright lad?
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roach: *nod*
gaz: now my neck hurts.....
ghost: wow!! really!!......you got me new shades! coool~ yell....i got to go snake! i'm visiting someone!....yea.....bye dude....have fun with that little guy....bye!Β
soap: *sigh* good!
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Now i gotta ask... why is there two of me mate and not two of anyone else here? *kinda confused*
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ghost: *shrug*
gaz: idk...
roach:Β Β
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okay then... *sighs* Is there anyway I can avoid dying but also keep Yuri alive long enough to beat the snot outta him for working with Makarov...?
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soap: run with him, refuse to go in...
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...but what if we cant run mate? then what?
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soap: there was part of the building close to where i was when i died that was unharmed...the bathroom
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....so you're saying run to the bathroom.... wait....where were you when this all went down, like, country, city... anything like that mate?
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soap: small city...
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know a name by chance? because Price, Yuri, and I are headed to Prague in 38 hours to go try seeing about catching up to Makarov.
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soap: i think it's the-
ghost:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1?!!?!? snnaaaaaake!?!? we're all ganna diieeeee?!!?!? aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
roach:Β Β
gaz:Β Β
soap:Β Β
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*looks startled* Is that the place? because price is putting us in a church tower to provide overwatch. Is that the place that's rigged.... is there a way i can stop that from happening?! *startled and kinda panicking*
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soap: wow wow wow! calm down! just keep near the bathroom...it was unharmed!
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Wait.... do you know where the explosives were? I can try disarming them... or tossin them out the window... *trying to sherlock this shit and come up with a plot, my dear watson* ((lol i'm tryin to be funny sorry if it isnt))
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((it is!))
soap: 123..save me...456....lick my dick....789....later i'll have some whine....*sigh* the explosives were claymores the enemy put in and shot....
ghost: eeewwww...
soap: wut!
ghost: you just told yourself to lick dead hims dick! gross
roach:Β Β Β
gaz: roach!? are you okay!?
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Uhhh.... wouldnt C4 be a better Idea? That sounds tactically better to me... but ok, grab the exploding shit an' throw it out the window, then bitchslap Yuri. got it! And also, I wont take up that offer... nice try though. I'll admit I got a damn good sense of humor when i'm dead I suppose.
(ya killed me mate XD)
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((XD))
soap: it's to calm me down ghost! you know i have a bad temper!?!?!
ghost: sheesh....someone call the wabiulence
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Amber-lamps? *smirks and snickers a bit* I've said it like that too make times when drunk. And Ghost... he has a point ya know....Anger issues. Oi, other me, I'm curious, are we exactly the same or do we have different personalities. Is this like... parallel universe Dr. Who version of me or no?
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soap: i don't know....
ghost: he didn't until he died!
roach: nobody knows i'm still sick....
gaz: can someone halp me with this! roach just puked all over the damn floor
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Aww shite.... that's nasty.... someone get him a bin.... Ugh.... I'll clean that up, Roach, you lay down mate. it'll be easier on ya if yer nauseated.
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roach: okay soapy....
*all of them stop and stare*
ghost: soapy??
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*seems confused* the hell... i think he's touched in the heid or some'hin...
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roach: i said nothingΒ Β Β soap is right!!
gaz: just lay down...that fever must be bad now...
ghost: can i call u soapy! please!
soap: no!?!?Β
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.....just once to humor ya, go ahead mate before i change my mind.
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ghost: at least the other one is nice! soapy! hi soapy!! Β Β
roach:Β Β Β
gaz: Β
soap: Β Β
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*Chuckles softly* nae mate, I'm just not in the mood to be an arse.
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GHOST: HE ALWASE IS!
Β roach:Β Β
gaz:*sigh*
soap: you all are so anoying!?!?
ghost:Β Β
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*glances* Am I always this bad is the question?! *sighs and just drinks straight out of the bottle* (sorry about the delay, busy)
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((it's ok buddy :3)
soap: no.....
gaz: only when he gets jellish
ghost: yea! he must be pretty jelly~
roach:Β Β
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Why? Mate we're the same person. I'm just a little tipsy an' a little tired, that's all.Β
((Back! How r u?))
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((good!u??))
soap: i'm no't jellies of me!
ghost: than why u so sassy?
gaz: roach! stop puking! and if you sleep!! you can get better easier
roach:Β zzzzzzzΒ
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(great! sorry about bein away so long mate)
Well... Ah mean... Ah do get kinda sassy, it's just a mood mate. *looks to roach* reminds me of the time he got food poisoning when we went out to the pub after the one mission...
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(i know!)
soap: yea! that was a terrible time! idk if you had to do this! but price made me carry him all the way back to base!!
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Aye, 'was righ't after we busted the old man ou't t'ha gulag... I mean... I deadlift more than wha't Roach's bodyweight so it's not like that was too hard.
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soap: yea....
ghost: *keeps staring at you and soap*
gaz: *keeps staring worried at roach*
roach: *snoring like a thunder storm*
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*Glances at Ghost as if wondering why the staring is happening* *takes another drink then sighs and gets up*Alright lads... I'm gonnae try to go to bed an in the morning we're headed into Prauge, i'll heed your warnings... or try to.
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ghost: okay....*flys on the roof and starts whatching stuff*
gaz: welp....roach is asleep....soap i eating....then he'll go to bed...ghost is staring at the sky....and all i need to do is go to bed now!
soap: *eats and goes to sleep*
ghost: *starts staring at everything once he comes inside*
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*The next day, as expected, Soap and Yuri are in the church tower in Prauge, Soap could have sworn he searched for explosives everywhere... but he hadnt, they were spotted and suddenly a red light and beeping started, he didnt wait, he Grabbed Yuri and dove out the window still clinging to the russian. they landed on the ground... Soap had landed hard... the wound from shepherd had reopened... not enough to kill him though. Just enough to knock him out and to make Price and Yuri think he was dead... now he woke up on a table in a shot out bar in Prauge. Pain welled in his chest... he gritted his teeth and sat up, looking around.* Aw bloody hell they left me h'ere.... shite... *cough* Ow....
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