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Ever notice how Brendon kinda gets close to Ryan, to the point of being kind of awkward?Related content
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Me: It's better than a show. It's like the most funniest movie.
Bren: Only the actors are bad at it.
Ry and Spin: *stops in mid-fighting and glares* Hey!
Jon: Ego...
Lena: Go Ryan! Whoo...
Bren: What? Oh that is it. I'm gonna tackle them too!
Jon: I am so not joining NOW...
*and so, the three kept tackling each other.... in Taco Bell. Getting confuse and weird looks from the people there too.*
Me: *whisper* Guys! Stop it. People are staring.
Spin: Let 'em. *headlocks Brendon* They can't resist us.
Jon: That's my baby! WHOOO!!!!
Bren: *chokes* Leggo 'me. Aggh....
Ry: Let me help with that. *hold Bren's hands behind his back*
Lena: Don't hurt him too much.
Spin: His fault for interrupting.
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Me: Ah, true.
Jon: *Casually pulls cameraphone out and starts filming*
Rach: I can see it now-"Panic throws punches!"
Jon: It'll make a great YouTube video.
Me: Yeah, we can say they were fighting over Pete!
Ryan: *Stops and glares*
Me:
Rach:
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Me: That's actually a good idea...
three of them: *stops* WTF?
Me: Ehehe... Jon?
Jon: It so is... But then, the fabulous Spencer chooses me.
Spin: Oh shut up...
Lena: And then Brendon whisks me away.
Ry: *me* And then we'll go too.
Me:
Bren: After all this time, we'll end the video with "Patrick wins!" xD
*and so, we did*
:internet.... 26349812749872409721 page views:
Patrick:
Pete: Shh... Our little secret...
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Patrick: *calls Jon*
Jon: *looks at phone* Hehehe.. *presses "ignore" button*
Spencer: Ten bucks says Patrick's totally gonna kill us.
Jon: *Shrugs*
Ryan: Well, now that Patrick's trying to kill us...
Brendalena: LET'S GO SHOPPING!
Everyone else: *facepalm*
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*lmao at Jon... "that was mean! 
Me: Uhh.. Shopping?
Bren: Yeah... Why?
Ry: We should stay away from public places after what we did.
Bren: Again, why?
Spin: Cause people will mob us.
Jon: And no one likes sharing, right Lena?
You: Yeah! I'll kill them if they try and hurt you.
Me: Me too! ^^
Ry: For me?
Me: No... For Brendon.
Ry: O_o
*mall...* sorry.. i'm still empty, for now.
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*ZOMG MALL PLZ*
Panic and friends walk into mall in formation, so Jon is in the middle so he won't get mobbed.
Jon: How did I agree to this?
Panic: Shhhhhhh!
Bren: Let's get some shoes.
Ryan: OMG yes.
Me: Don't worry, Jon, we'll buy you some mandles.
Jon: 'Kay, fine.
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*Flip-flops section*
Spin: Wear this one Jon.
Jon: O_o You do know that that's Gabe's color right?
Spin: So? This'll look good on you!
Jon: Do I have to?...
Spin: *starts bitch face*
Bren: Do it you idiot!
Me: Yeah, we don't wanna die.
Ry: Can't let him change the colors of our faces.
Lena: Yeah. Besides, it does look cute...
Jon: *thinking*
Brendalena & Cherry: 
Jon: Fine, fine...
Spin: Yeyyy!!!!
Jon: Okay, I admit, they look nice.
*scarfs anyone?*
Bren: God Ry... You shop worse than your own girlfriend...
Ry: Shut up. I like buying things. It's for her too you know. I try to look nice for Chel.
Me: Yeah, but still...
Ry: Hey!
Lena: Hey Brendon, I like this one for you.
Bren: *looks at the scarf* A scarf with candy printed all over it? *
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Me: OHMYGAWD I JUST GOT KISSED BY BRENDON URIE!
Everyone: *Stares*
Me: Random fangirl moment, I'm sorry, sheesh! T___T
Brendon: I JUST GOT KISSED BY A RANDOM FANGIRL! OMG.
Bren: 'Kay, now we're equal.
Jon: *Takes picture*
Brendon: DAMNIT JON!
Spencer:
Rach: I think this scarf would look good on you, Ryro.
Ryan: It's pink...
Rach: Why yes, yes it is.
Ryan: AWESOME!
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*you really made me laugh my ass off there with the outbursts., ^^*
Me: I knew you like pink.
Ry: Yeah...
Me:
Ry: I love pink...
Me: Don't push your luck just yet.
Ry:
Spencer: *video*
Jon: Sheesh... It's like we're asking for attention.
Bren: Eh.. We can handle it. Right muffin?
Lena: Yeah. Besides, like you guys said, no one can resist you.
Bren:
*uuhh... toy store., cause we're awesome like that.*
Bren: Ducky!!!!
Everyone + kids and their parents + employees: *WTF?*
Bren: But they're cute and yellow!
like, more people: *Again WTF???*
Lena: Yeah, duckies... Let's go. 
Spin: I want something too Jon....
Jon: Tiaras?
Spin: What? No! Well...
Jon: And Bratz dolls?
Spin:
Jon: Say no more. *holds hands and finds them*
Me: What do you want?
Ry: Toy soldiers?
Me: What do you really want?
Ry: Ponies?
Me: Good answer... xD
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*Store separates from "Girls" to "Boys". The Panic gang immediatly moves to the girl section to hunt for duckies, ponies and the like.*
(Duckies)
Me: Aww, the duckies are so cute and yellow!
Bren: OMG duckie family!
Me: Lets. Buy. All of them.
Bren:
(Girly-frilly tiaras and Bratz)
Jon: Look, it's Brendon! *holds up big-lipped Bratz doll with abnomally perky butt*
Spencer:
Jon: No, more sparkles. *pulls out frilly, glitter covered crown*
Spin: We should get matching ones.
Jon: >:'D
(Ponies)
Rach: Get the blue pony.
Ry: But I think the pink one flatters my skintone better.
Rach: But the blue one is prettier.
Ry: True. How about we get both?
Rach: OKAY!
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(i'm all 'what' with the sections, then you made me laugh so hard... we're turning them too gay.,
Me: Do you think what we're doing is normal?
Ry: When have we ever been normal?
Me: Good point.
Ry: Can we have a tea party later?
Me: ...
Ry: Please?...
Me: Sure. 
*me, Ry, Spin and Jon finds Brendalena*
Spin: *whispers to Jon* Ducky family?
Jon:
Ry: So, like, we're the uncles and whatnot, right?
Me: Dibs on Godmother!
Lena: Of course!
Bren: Do you want to be one too Spencer?
Spin: Don't make me kill those ducks.
Brendalena: *wide eyes and shock*
Jon: Calm down my little drummer boy. We'll have our own little duckies someday.
Spin: Okay... Little!Panic right?
Jon:
Ry: More like little!bastards...
Me: Shh... It's cute! ^^
Jon: Y-you want four? *smirk*
Spin: Seeing that Brendalena here with a dozen ducks, it's a small number.
Bren: Please don't corrupt my love for duckies... *pouts and cuddles the biggest duck, surrounded by the little ones*
Lena: It's okay... Later we could go back to our world of rainbows and unicorns, and sprinkles... All those things that makes us smile!
Bren: *let's go of duckies and 
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(Little!Bastards made me laugh so hard!)
DUCKIES.WOOT.
Ryan: Do you guys think they have duckies with scarfs on them?
Me: No, but I'm sure we can find some eyeliner for it.
Jon: What about me and Spin, hmm? I'm sort of doubting they have duckie facial hair.
Bren: Hmm. Well then, I guess you guys will just have to shave.
Spin: Um, no. We can have un-accessorized duckies, thankyouverymuch.
Ryan: Um, nuh-uh.
Spin: Did I say you could talk? NO DUCKIE ACCESORIZING.
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Me: 
Spin: Wanna bitch fight?
Ry: There has to be two bitches for that to happen.
Spin: Anyone can be a bitch you know.
Jon: What about Brendon?
Bren: Ducky?
Lena: No silly. They said you can't be a bitch.
Spin: He so can be one!
Ry: No... He's a baby. I dunno why you act older and bitchier than him.
Spin: Maybe because I'm a normal person?
Bren: Did you just insult me?
Jon: Please don't tell me there's more fights...
Me: Maybe they should fight now for William, or Gabe! Or maybe -
Ry: *covers mouth* Don't give them ideas...
Me:
Lena: C'mon Bren, let's buy the duckies before Spencer throws another fit.
Ben: Yeyyyy!!!!
*back at the bus*
Jon: Hey.. Where's Bratz Big Lips?
Spin: Buck area, trying to fit the giant duck he bought. Stupid ass....
Jon: No... The one ,i>wewe bought from the store.
Spin: Uhh.... *shows Jon*
Jon: The fuck? You melted the head! The fuck Spence?
Spin: Got carried away...
Jon: God... If we ever had kids, would you strangle them? Cause they're bound to be annoying.
Spin: I'd never! It's a little piece of you and me... I'd love every bone in their being...
*you picture what happens*
Ry: The tea's ready!
Me: Okay...
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(I bet Spencer's really good at fights. This totally made me Lol.)
*Brendon's Bunk*
Me: How's the duckie-bunk issue coming along?
Bren: It won't fit.
Me: It's okay.
Bren: No it isn't! Where am I going to fit it?
Me: I know a place...
*Tea*
Ryan: So, darling, do you like the tea?
Rach: *Sips* Mhhm, it's delicious!
Brendon: *Pours way too much sugar into tea*
Joncer: *Walk in, disheveled with switched clothing*
Me: Did you guys have fun?
Spin: I-I don't know what you're talking about.
Ryan: Dude, two words. Sex hair.
Jon: Whatever, I'm going to take a shower.
Spin: I'm joining you.
*Shower*
Random big duckie: *Quacks*
Jon: The fuck...?
Spin: BRENDON!!!
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Jon: Bren! Get the fuck out!
Bren: But the ducky wants to join you!
Spin: Let him join then. But don't be complaining to us if there'll be stains.
Bren: *pouts* Fine...
Jon: Hey... We want that duck NOW.
Bren: EAAAggghH!!!! *like a girl*
*back to the tea*
Me: So we're enjoying tea... Peaceful and all, while Brendon tries the guys taking a shower to let the duck join?
Ry: *drinks* Uhuh... It's a good day.
Lena: I'll bet.
Bren enters, pouting while hugging the duck.
Bren: Mean.....
Lena: C'mere... Let's just enjoy the sweet tea that Ryro made.
Ry: Thank you. ^^
Bren sits, skulking while stirring his untouched tea.
Me: *whisper* Whoa... He's clearly upset.... *to Ry* Any ideas on how to fix it?
Ry: *whisper back* Just give me a sec.
Bren:
Lena: *rubs back soothingly with a sad smile*
Ry: *takes a bite of bread and finishes tea*
Me: *looks nervously around, finishing the tea also*
Ry: Now who's up for twister?!
Ben: Yeyyyy!!!!!
Me: *to you* Prepare to be amazed at how flexible they are..
Lena: Okay.
*everybody ready?*
Me: Left hand blue Bren.
Lena: Ryan, right foot green.
Me: Right foot yellow.
Bren: My lucky ducky.
Lena: Left hand green Ry.
*a few minutes*
Ry: Stop crushing my already flat stomach Bren!
Bren: It's not my fault I'm on top.
Ry: You could at least try and be gentle!
Bren: Like you want it that way. Besides, you always bottom!
Ry: No I don't you fucktard.
Bren: Admit it... I'm more manlier than you.
Ry: Just get off!
Bren: I can't. Girls are here.
Ry: Not that kind of getting off.
Bren: Oh really? xD
Me & You: *silent*
Me: Moving on...
Lena; Yeah... Let's leave that for the other two...
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(The twister thing was hilarious :'D)
Me: Okay. So, Brendon and Ryan are basically cheating on us.
Rach: In the most hilarious way possible!
Me: Yeah. And Joncer is having shower sex, so we don't really want to go there. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Rach: GIRL TIME!!!!
*Ryan and Brendon look up, terrified.*
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(thanks... see how my mind works... lol and by the way., what did you mean on girl time?
Ry: What're you two doing?
Bren: Yeah...
Me: I don't know to be honest...
*please help me out., and i want you to think for this one., i'm empty again.,
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Me: Honestly darling. Girl as in us, time as in time without boys. Like manicures and checking out cute boys and putting on pretty dresses at the mall.
Rach: I totally knew that! Sort of...
Brendon: Can I come?
Me: Sorry sweetie, but you are, in fact, a boy. Maybe Spin and Jon could join your Twister, though.
Joncer: Okay!
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*right! sorry.,
Jon: *hanging-ten, right hand yellow, left hand blue* (
Spencer and Lena: *waves Team Jon flag*
Me: Tempting...
Ry: Don't you wanna see us guys do stuff together?
Me: Sure... But I'll see what the mall has to offer. Like Lena said, cute guys...
Ry:
Bren: Little competition won't hurt man. xD
Jon: Hey! Still doing awesome stunts here!
Me: Nice hips Jon....
Ry:
Bren:
*yes.. i saw his wonderful hips... and i died... just.. guh., it was so manly yet sexy and hot.. guh...*
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(Dude, Seriously? Do you gots a picture of his sexy hips? Cuz I kinda want to see them..)
Me: If you want some fun while we're gone, imagine us topless or something.
Ryan:
Rach: Kidding! 
Me: Yeah, dont Worry, we'll get you scarfs or something.
Bren: Duckie?
Me: Of course!
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*it was just an icon., saw it on live journal., if i ever get that picture, i'll definitely show it., i mean, really, my jaw dropped....*
Me: Topless huh? We're getting worse and worse everyday...
Bren: That's an awesome idea...*stares at Spencer*
Spencer: Dude? I don't have boobs.
Jon: He's the boob baby.
Bren: *still staring, concentrating*
Ry: I think his brain's gonna explode.
Lena: Ducky! Stop it.
Bren: 
Spin: That's cause you haven't had enough chances to see that kind of thing.
*sneak to the mall*
Me: So... Girl's night out. Wanna buy clothes?
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Me: Um, yes. And we don't have to go to the weird vintage-hippies stores that the Panic! gang goes to!
Rach: YES!
Me: Yeah, about that...we might need a change of plans.
Rach: But, why.
Me: Theres a stampede of fangirls come our way.
Both: RUN!!
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*LMFAO on that one!*
Me:
Lena: We need some place to hide...
Me: It's too late! They already saw us. F*CK!
Lena: I know! *calls*
*three minutes till fangirls attack*
Me: What's the plan?
Lena: Just wait...
Me: O-okay. *starts to hyperventilate*
Lena: Ha! I see him!
Me: Who?
Dirty: Whoah, whoa, girls. I'm here. What's the rush?
Lena: Let's go.
Me: *Grabs two hoodies and caps*
Lena: You still wanna shop after that?
Me: A little...
Lena: Let's put it up. Dirty can only hold them for long...
*about to pay for everything*
Lena: Not again...
Me: Ugh... Miss, can you hurry up a little?
Cashier: It's bad enough yo have Ryan...
Me: Excuse me?
Lena: Forget it. We don't take shit from people like that.
C: I'm sorry...
Me: Sure, sure. Please?
C: Done!
Lena: Ten seconds!
Me: Run for your life!!!
*uhh....*
Spencer: What the hell happened?
Jon: Disheveled clothes, tugged hair, fast breathing, fear in their eyes...
Ry: Oh shit.
Bren: Fangirls!
Us: 
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Ryan: Wow. They manage to look hot when they're passed out.
Brendon: Damn, that's hard to do.
Joncer: *uninterested*
Bren: You guys fail so hard at being straight.
Jon: Who says we were trying?
Ryan: :facepalm:
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Spin: Yeah. We are so not ashamed!
Ryan: Anyway...
Brendon: Let's pick them up.
*carries, like feathers. then...*
FG SQUAD: WHERE THE F*CK ARE THEY???
Brendon: Uhh... No one's home!
Ry: *whispers* You f*cktartd! You just gave us away!
Bren: Oops?
Spin: I'll handle this.
Jon: Not a good idea...
*the door of the tour bus opens...*
Spin: *he-ehm...* What is that you want? *bitch face*
FGs: ...
Spin: I thought so... *leaves*
Jon: Everyone! Cover your ears!
FGs:
*Me and you wake up*
Me: The hell is that?!
Lena: Shut the f*ck up!
Bren: The bus is quaking!!!
Ry: Stop moving!
Jon: My head is spinning...
Spin: Zack!!! Get them out of here, please!
Zack: I'm on it!
*flashes a picture of Brendon's ass, Ryan's fingers, Jon's hips and Spencer's curves.*
Zack: Okay. The crew will be done scooping them away in about an hour.
Ry: Good.
Lena: Uhh... Scoop em away? *
Bren: Yep. Like when your pet makes a crap, you scoop it away.
i am on the 51st page in photobucket in search of JWalk's hips.,
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(Aww, you don't have to!)
Me: Eww, Brendon.
Bren: Well, it's TRUE!
Rach:
Me: Well, while you guys talk about poo, I'm gonna go through Ryan's makeup.
Spin: *whispers* Don't get caught.
Me: What's he gonna do?
Jon: Remember Evan?
Bren: Who's that?
Spin: He was the lead singer before Brendon. Then he used Ry's makeup and was never seen again.
Me: Um, then I guess I won't use the makeup...
Ryan: That's probably a smart idea.
Me: Fuck.
Brendon: Run!
(Ryan grabs Celina's leg, starts to tackle her. She scrambles out from under him and runs into the bathroom.)
Me: Ugh, I'm safe, I think. I should hide in the drawers in here. HOLY SHIT WILLIAM WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Will Beckett: I tried to use Ryan's makeup, too.
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(LMFAO... 
Ry: *bangs the door* You better open this up! We haven't been able to use that bathroom in forever since it's inhabited by a flimsy, flamboyant girl trapped in a boy's body.
Lena: No!
William: And I am not flimsy! *
Ry: I said open the damn door Beckett! If you're not such a pussy then do as I say!
Bill: Just because I'm not scared doesn't mean I'm stupid.
Bren: *whispers to me* I've never seen him like this since Gabe...
Me: What? This is getting out of hand...
Spence: Jon, how long has William been there again?
Jon: Two, three months? I lost count.
Me: That long?
Bren: That's what she said. Shit! *got hit by Spencer*
Spin: No time for jokes fucktard. We need to stop him before we get a lawsuit.
Bren: How? Don't be all stupid like Gabe trying to save Bill in there. You do remember why he keeps crawling on the stage? His ass still hurts when Ryan twisted Gabe's arm and.... Uggh...
Jon: No, no... Something simple...
Me: What're you all looking at me for?
*i guess we bumped....*
Ry: Beckett!!! I-
Me: H-hey Ryan...
Ry: *tries his best to calm down* Yeah?
Me: C-Could you check on something for me?
Ry: Now is not a good time pretty.
Me: O-okay. *shrugs at Spin, Jon and Bren*
*the other three waves frantically*
*whispers*
Spin: Go back there!
Jon: You need to distract him so we could get the other two out of there safely.
Me:
*walks back to Ryan*
Me: Ryan, we really have to talk.
Ry: What about? *kicks the door and looks at me*
Me: You have anger issues...
Ry: Sometimes... OPEN UP OR ELSE!!!!
Me: *shudders* I don't think it'll work for us...
Ry: A-are you breaking up with me?! *bangs the door again, chipping some of the wood*
Me: *eyes wide, and looks pleadingly at the others*
Bren:*whispers* Use your 'fuck me now' look!!!
Me, Spin and Jon stared
Bren: Trust me!
Me: *whisper back* Fine...
*this is gonna be awkward... faking it?
Me: Ryan... *seductive voice*
Ry: Yeah?
Me: I need your opinion on something...
Ry: *catching up with the voice* On what?
Me: *
Ry: 
*Me, motions for the door*
Bren: Let's move in.
*Quietly opens the bathroom door*
William: Thank you, thank you! *hugs Jon and Spencer*
Lena: Muffin!!! I'll never touch makeup again...
Bren: I know. Stupid Ryan and his cosmetics...
Jon: Go visit Gabe now. I'm sure he's fine already.
Spin: Although he can never walk straight again without wincing.
Will: People will think it's because of me and my amazing skills in bed.
Lena: Speaking of bed.... Chelli didn't buy any lingerie...
Bren: What?! Let's go then!!!
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Ry: So, where is this... lingerie you need an opinion on?
Rach: It's somewhere over here...*Sorts through bag, very slowly* That's weird, I thought I had it in here.
*Door opens, and Celina comes in with Brendon lagging behind*
Me: Rachelle? Guess what? I sort of borrowed your underpants without asking.
Rach: Really? I was gonna give Ryan a fashion show... *pouts*
Me: I'm sorry! Here, *Pulls off pants, showing ridiculous panties with baby ducks on them* Ryan, imagine these on your girlfriend's butt.
Ryan:
Brendon: Damn, if Joncer was here, I think they'd be straight by now.
Ryan: Pshaw, Brendon. Her shirt totally clashes with the underpants.
Me: Well, Ryan, I would ask for a style makeover, but I'm afraid you would kill me for touching your makeup.
Rach: But you're already stylin'!
Me: I know, I know
*William walks in*
Will: You whore! You stole my underpants!
Me: *Screams, runs out of room*
Bren: Dude, Ryan, it's you turn to save her ass. I already did today, and so did Rach and Dirty.
Ryan: Grr, fine.
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again... lmfao...
Jon *to Lena*: Why are you running?
Lena: Beckett!
Spin: And?
Lena: What do you mean and?
Spin: All I'm saying... William chasing you... Wouldn't that be good for girls?
Lena: *Stop*
William: There you are!!! Give me back my underwear! That thing works wonders for me and Gabe!
Lena: *winces* Too much info...
Jon: Let's leave now before things get too much again...
Spin: No..... I wanna watch the show....
William: *glares and stances like a lion about to pounce* Give. Me. The. Damn. Things.
Ry: No need to get feisty Mrs. Saporta.
Will: *eyes wide*
Ry: Yes. Gabe told me a lot when I visited him a few times when he got hospitalized.
Will: He wouldn't even be there if it wasn't for you...
Ry: I think you'll be glad to know it helped him improve certain... body parts.
Will: He doesn't need improving!
Ry: Stop it now or else flimsy.
Will: You shut up you diva.
Ry: Look who's talking...
Bden: *whisper* Psst.... Come here. And wear one of Chelli's pants.
Lena: *sneaks to Bren* What happened to my old one?
Bden: William tore them like Patrick tore his shirt on Beat It.
Chelli: Hey guys... Wouldn't it be a shame if people won't get to watch this? *points to Ryan & William*
Bren: I already set up the camera.
Lena: What's gonna be the caption?
Me: Ross & Beckett fight for Cobras
Lena: Cobras? Don't you mean Cobra?
Me: Bren?
Bren: One Cobra is Gabe, and the other Cobra is... well... little Gabe?
Me: I don't think Bill would agree with that.
Lena: Got it. Let's wait and upload asap!
*an hour later*
Spin: Told you there'll be a show.
Jon: Let's watch it again!
...
Ry: I told you to leave now.
Will: Not without a fight.
Ry: Really... I may be thin but you well know that I can beat your ass.
Will: Come on and try then!
Ry: I don't think *Spencer bleep* would like that.
Will: The hell he won't! *SB* will love me even more for fighting for his right and his manhood.
Ry: Just go now while I still have my composure.
*Bden sings Time To Dance*
Will: You fucker! I'll make you pay for making *SB* hurt in his walk! *tackles Ryan*
*Jon speaks... "Will this band always fight over guys?" Spencer follows... "If you're not sure, ask Pete!"*
*Flashes Pete and Patrick's picture. Jon speaks again... "Cute aren't they?"*
The End. 'Nuff said anyway.
...
Ryan: I will never come out of this bunk.
Bren *to me*: Give him twenty minutes.
Ryan: Urie!
Bren: Now don't you go start another fight...
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Ryan: Leave me to be ALONE.
Brendon: Aww, what did William do, insult your manhood?
Ryan: If you don't shut up, I will EAT YOU.
Brendon: Okay, fine...*muters* I guess girly men have PMS, too...
Ryan: See, now if I did come out of the bunk I would have to smack you.
*Spencer's phone rings*
Spencer: (speaking with British accent) Hello?
Pete: I should probably be punching you right now, because no one is supposd to know about Peterick. But, y'know, seeing as I win... good job. You just saved yourself from a black eye.
Spencer:No, sir, we only have crumpets and tea here! *hangs up*
Pete: WTF??
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i love you! you always make me laugh!!!
Patrick: What was that about?
Pete: Spencer and his 'i'm Ryan's gay best friend' shit.
Patrick: He's covering for the band?
Pete: GBF dude...
Patrick: Now, now... Having a gay best friend isn't all that bad...
Pete: Make that two erased black eyes.
*
Me: Is it twenty minutes yet?
Lena: Bren?
Bren: My watch is all loopy...
Jon: Dude, your wearing it the wrong way.
Spin: Do we have to put Bren in time out again?
Bren: *pouts*
Jon: No baby. But I think I do... I don't know... I haven't been all that good you know...
Me: Wow... This band is really smooth.
Spin: Hmm... Maybe I can help with that...
Lena: Earmuffs?
Bren:
Me: Ry baby. Joncer's gonna be there soon. Will you still be looming in your bunk?
Ry: ...
Bren: Secret erotic fantasies...
Ry: I'm coming *groan*
Lena: Did you go before Jon and Spencer? That was quick Ryan.
Ry: Please don't push it...
Me: Aww... C'mere and just relax...
Bren: Oh look! Aladdin is on!!! I can show you the world...
Ry: EARMUFFS!!!!
Lena: But his voice is beautiful!!!
Ry: Try listening to that every fucking day.
Lena: ...
Me: I did that too one time.
Ry: Earmuffs....
Me: We don't have any here... Unless anyone would dare barge in on them.
Lena: Let's just enjoy the movie.
Bren: *
Me: Too bad.
Ry:
Me: Kidding!!!
Movie right?
*wow*
what movie?
Bren: You can't bleach your ears right?
Lena: Ugghhh.... That was....
Me: Hot...
Ry: Dirty...
*Bren & Ry share a look. Then you and me share a look*
Bren: Oh ew dude!
Ry: Like I would!
Lena: Well, will you?
Me:
Ry: Cheating with Brendon is the last thing on my mind.
Me:
Bren: Of course he has! I mean look at me...
Lena: Uh... Guys? *points bunk area*
*moan...*
Ry: Are they not done yet?
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Me: I don't think so, but I have an idea. *Whispers to everyone in a group huddle*
Ryan: That might be stupid enough to work!
Rachelle: Yeah, but what if they get mad?
Brendon: Spencer usually isn't too bitchy when he's getting screwed.
*Bunk*
*Heads banging on walls, dirty moaning*
Spin: OH MY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST.
Jon: No, Jon Walker.
Me: *Opens bunk curtains* Hey, fellas, I know you guys are...busy. But me and Brendon and Ryan and Rachelle are gonna have a gangbang. Now you can join us if you'd like, but you are going to have to move if you don't. Because Brendon moans a little too loud in the bunks for his own good.
*Spencer and Jon sprint to the shower*
Ryan: Hmm, that was quick.
Brendon: Psh, Ryan is SO the louder moaner.
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OMG... orgy???
Ryan: Yeah, well, you know what they say...
Bren: What? Who?
Ryan: *sigh* They say people should look out for the silent ones... since, you know, bang bang, whatever.
Bren: Ahhh... Hey! I'm good in bed.
Ry: That's not what Shane said...
Lena: You did him?
Me: Did you?
Bren: I don't remember!!!
Ry:
Bren: *melts into puddle*
Lena: What???
Me: Quick! Let's scoop up all we can!
Ry: Don't forget to put him in the freezer for at least an hour. That ass really takes a long time to be formed....
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Me: *Slaps Ryan really really hard*
Ryan: What the fuck was that for?
Me: You're the one who gets us into this shit!
Rach: If I remember right, you were the one who had us go to the carnival.
Me: But that was fun!
Ryan: You're also the one who almost got murdered by fangirls.
Me: I hate you both. *scoops up Brendon* Lol, I'm touching liquid Bdon's ass!
Rach:
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Rach: Yes... Not everyone can do that.
Ry: Maybe we should leave them...
Rach: Okay.
*leaves*
Bden: bllrrbb...
Lena: What? You have to be the old Brendon for me to understand.
Bren: *sigh*
Lena: I can wait you know.
Bren: *turns into wine*
Lena: You are so blushing!
Bren: *whirlpool*
Lena: Did you just roll your eyes?
Bren: *solid* Finally...
Lena: Uhh....
Bren: What? *looks behind.*
Lena: *hands on Bden's liquid ass*
Bren:
Lena: *pout*
Bren:
Lena: *lets go*
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stupid typing..
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Nooooo! *takes Brendon* He's dated meeee.
I knew you'd post that.
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me: Brendon can do what he wants., but i'm sure he'll be back.,
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Brendon: Yeah, I can do what a want. Liz, what do you want to do?
Ryan: *Continues looking adorably confused.*
ILY Brendon.
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me to Brendon:be back at about 9ish
Bren:
Ryan:
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Me: Nooo! Brendon, brendon, boo-boo-boo! I thought you loved meee.
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Bren:I guess you misunderstood my friendliness? :conused:
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