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When the clock strikes midnight in the wee early hours of April 7th Pacific time, we’ll be launching a truly devious deal that you’ll want to be a part of.
Real-life llamas for all to ride? The very first deviantMEET in outer space? Free pie? Who knows?! Leave your guess as a comment to this journal. We’ll pick the most creative and inventive answer each day, for the next 7 days, to win a ‘Til Hell Freezes Over Premium Membership.* Then, on April 2nd, we'll reveal the devious deal to one and all!
*One ‘Til Hell Freezes Over Premium Membership selection and giveaway per day. No purchase necessary for ‘Til Hell Freezes Over Premium Membership.
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We all finally expect the Spanish inquisition?
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We will all gather to eat a giant chocolate Fella, which is hollow, and stored inside are thousands of free prizes that all the deviants in this world would die for. Begin… the fight
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Superman stops being such an overbearing hypocritical dick?
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The one day that all of the things that well all wished were real like the Easter Bunny or Jack Frost, or even other characters would be real and we would get to meet them, and we all of course get llamas as pets. Finally, all of those that we lost would come back for that day and we would be able to cherish those memories with them and all of the people who would ever had said we could not draw or create with our creativity our art and how we are creative. One last thing, we all get to be in our favorite story or fandom and I will be our lives for that day.
I know it's not really creative, but it is also what we would all like in some kind of reality, in real life this place is my paradise, and all the art and stories sweep me out of a world of pain, cuts, suicide, and hatred.
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We'll finally get dA cookies via mail?!
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You get your artwork beamed into space for space beings to appreciate at their leisure, enabling them to understand and enjoy our culture. 
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A giant masquerade ball, all of the people on deviantart invited! We could be talking to our favourite artist, and we wouldn't even know o.o
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Members will receive either 3,000 free points or something else of approximately equivalent value, including a free print, plushies, a premium membership, etc!!!
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We all get to buy shares in the Deviantart stock and use the money it makes to create America's 51st state...Deviantart!
Our governor would be Fella
Senator Trollface
And our state animal is the llama.
The other branches of goverment depends on whoever's art is on the front page.
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may i just say, that was probably the most accurate description of what would happen if deviantart were to become it's own state?
like really wow, that was incredibly clever.
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Oh wow thank you
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hehe, you're welcome. :3
and thank you for the bundle of laughs that i got while reading the comment. X3
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Glad I could make somebody laugh XDDD
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Free southern-styled apple pie on a plate with drawings on it with viewings of random videos from youtube and disney movies?
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Well, since we all know that April 7th is Russel Crowe's birthday, that could only mean one thing: deviantART is giving us all our very own Russel Crowe.
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It's the day lamas are gonna start flying. Definitely.
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Does this have to do with the tooth faerie?
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Every deviant get free tickets to travel around the world
Then they give us a surprise ticket that will take us to a strange place
Where nobody knows and meet new people who have the same
Liking as other people and go on adventure that we will remember for a lifetime
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We all turn into jello. We were always jello. Soft, squishy, jiggly, not quite strawberry flavored.
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On April 7th, 2014... the owners of DeviantART announces that the site is shutting down permanently, and laughs during the week prior as it hands out permanent subscriptions to people as a cruel, cruel joke.
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Pfffffthahahahaha That was a good one!!! 
That would be PURE EVIL!!!
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Proof of the invasion by the sightless Mole Gents and Ladies from the 12th dimension.
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we would all points and have a new constellation.
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Free woolly mammoth rides!!!
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All Diviants will receive a message from an anonymous message on their page saying "you have been selected."
Then their computer, laptop, or iphone crashes. After a confusing moment the screens light up showing the DA logo. All of a sudden every deviant is knocked un-conscious, weather asleep or awake.
When we wake up, we are all in a dark room. Blinding lights appear from the sky and we are sitting in a room able that can hold millions of whales.
Our eyes are directed to the front of the plain room where there was a giant flat screen T.V. It flashed on and a distorted pixel figure said " All you Diviants have been selected for something... AWESOME! You will all be given mini-llamas that look and and are clothed based on your personality."
Everyone was shocked. Some were even giggling! " With this you must... FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH!" The giggling and laughter stopped. " Oh I'm just messin' with ya. But my game is something like that. You see your llama shoots lasers out of their buts. You hold them butt-first at the person you want to shoot and click their tails and SHOOT! Now now, it wont kill ya, in fact it tickles and everyone will get a different prize no matter which place your in."
"Well then let's start!" We are then transported to another planet. Everything he said was true.
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There would be a party.
A party, for every single artist of DA who can come.
It would be a grotesque party. Of course, there will be llama's. But it are just ordinary llama's. Why not task the artists with chasing down the llama's and let them complete a painting on the llama itself. The artists who manage to complete a painting are awarded with a Fella plushie for their effort. Oh yes, and there will be cake. Lots and lots of cake.
After that, the artists will be transported to an empty street, grey and desolate with concrete. It needs some colour. Let them, quite literally paint the town, with every colour they can imagine. Wall, sidewalk, road, anything goes. And the result will be a giant painting, made by the ones who are the most important to DeviantArt, the artists.
Of course, everybody will be tired from all that running around. So the solution would be to simply hand everyone a drink (hot coco, martini's, cactus juice, whatever suits you) and sit back to watch some good old (clichéd) fireworks.
Well, I'm done here.
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Dachshunds will parachute down from giant flying rainbow whales and give era'boday came badger maze grown actually cake.
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And give era'boday *cake badges made from actual cake.
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What if I told you the cake is a lie?
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Ever since 2009, during a world tour, DeviantART began producing DA5132009, an infectious chemical that lies dormant inside your brain after being exposed to the "Become a Deviant" button. While in it's dormant state, the infected develop the need to submit their artwork, critique and popularity overriding their animal instincts. It was a success.
By the time they made it to London, 48% of the world population had been in exposed with the chemical. As soon as they made it to Toronto the remaining 52% had been infected through skin contact.
Two years ago DeviantART discovered that their chemical counteracted a cluster of cells in the nervous system that would shut down the human body when exposed to a certain level of vitamin D over a short period of time. The sun had emitted a large amount of radiation as of 12/21/12, as the Mayan's predicted. But the world had already been exposed to DA5132009 for three years and the now matured chemical acted as an unforeseen shielding agent.
As of April 7th, the currently dormant DA5132009 will awaken, flooding your brain with art-enhancing neurons that will advance the human race into an age of creativity....
Well, it'll prevent jet lag and cabin fever too, but that's just a few of the unintentional side effects.
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Christmas will be declared to take place every Tuesday and Saturday and also squids will rise from the oceans and declare their supremacy over all.
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Your going to bring to life one of our creations, favorite pieces or best creations.
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There's going to be an Easter egg hunt on the DeviantART website, in which we will go to different members' submissions and pages to find them! The prizes may contain llamas, points, etc.
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In the midnight hour, all llamas will receive an interstellar signal from deep space and during next few hours they will form one supreme Llama under command of DA crew. This day is the day of art revolution. This day all who achieved Deviousness Award will rise our ranks and lead us to ultimate quest of bringing light of Art into this world and beyond.
Deviantart - it really whips the llama's ass!
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I think the device could turn winters into tropical summers. The looks from this winter... We really need that thing~
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I bet nothing will happen, you just want to get us all excited for nothing XD
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You'll reveal a device that'll allow us to meet our favorite fiction/animated characters?
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OH!!!I want that!!! Where do we sign up??
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I dont know but soon as i find out i will totally let you know XD
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There will be llamas with rainbows trailing behind them in space onto the moon for a pie party.
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A portal shall open and the artists and authors shall be set upon by the characters we torture whether our own or another's. Just when we think all is lost and our lives shall be ended by the butt hurt figments (some literally), the dA administration staff will appear offering escape via specially made TARDIS knockoffs for only 100 points. That's the deal, as it's usually 1000 to ride.
Once free we shall be granted magical girl powers (even the boys) to combat the angered fitments.
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