Cyclone-Dusk [2012-01-27 06:31:11 +0000 UTC]

Ice castle,

ON FIRE!

That face is priceless.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

rignorok23 [2012-01-27 05:29:15 +0000 UTC]

DERPY HOOVES! Equestrias secret weapon >

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

templar127 [2012-01-26 07:41:55 +0000 UTC]

He got DERPED!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Rarityfan [2012-01-26 05:51:23 +0000 UTC]

Sheldon from Spongebob

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

DA-shado [2012-01-25 15:09:54 +0000 UTC]

wait why the hell would you clean an ice castle with a broom?
wouldn't that just score the ice and make it easier to melt hey wait pony prop logic never mind

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Holydragoner27 [2012-01-25 14:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Infantry Pony: *after seeing with the binoculars* Sir mission completed agent DH did her job better then anyone though was possible
Commander: Perfect now take her back I heard Miss Pinkie Pie has 3 dozen cases of muffins for agent DH
Infantry Pony: Yes sir!!! YOU HEAR HIM LETS PICK UP OUR WEAPON!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

IloveDERPY [2012-01-25 05:24:16 +0000 UTC]

LOL oh depy...





you got to love that derpy hooves!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Skythe-Soulblade [2012-01-25 04:46:08 +0000 UTC]

and Derpy says, "I don't know what went wrong!"

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Austin-Comix-Inc [2012-01-25 01:34:37 +0000 UTC]

Although I don't watch Spongebob (or, just Nickelodeon in general for that matter,) the 'twenty minutes later' reference was priceless! Keep 'em coming, Madmax!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ZzZzZz777 [2012-01-25 00:41:05 +0000 UTC]

"I just don't know what went wrong" -Derpy Hooves

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Harris2300 [2012-01-24 23:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Only Derpy has the amazing ability to set ice ablaze.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

DarkKitsuneShinigami [2012-01-24 23:32:05 +0000 UTC]

It's sort of beautiful, in a way. Lord Silver Claw thought dully. And indeed, in the way that a hurricane or perhaps a great fire might be considered 'beautiful', it was.

Actually, it would be considered beautiful in EXACTLY the way a great fire might be considered beautiful, because it was, in fact, a great fire. Unfortunately (for him) the great fire was in his castle.

"Now, I realize this is probably very difficult for you." the grey Pony said consolingly. "But you have to think positively. Yes, your entire castle has burned down, all your subjects have burned to death, and years of delicate, painstaking work has been ruined. But the sad fact of the matter is that we may never know how this happened."

"You're holding a torch. And when I walked in you were waving it around and setting fire to the few things that weren't already burning. I don't know why you were doing that, or where you found the torch in the first place." the Griffon King said dully.

"That's one theory, and if that theory were true, you might argue that I was setting fire to your lab because I burned another, similar castle earlier and it made really pretty colors when they burned." Derpy agreed. "But that's just one theory. Another theory is that I DIDN'T start the fire. Did you ever consider that theory? You need to consider all the theories."

"You're still holding the torch."

"Maybe I am. But maybe I'm not." Derpy said, still holding the torch.

"You are! I can see it!"

"Again, that's just one theory. You need to look at the big picture, blondie."

"… Blondie?"

"Because you've got that blonde hair!" Derpy said cheerfully.

"… you have blonde hair too."

Derpy's eyes widened. "Wow, you're really smart!"

"… … … … … … … …" Silver Claw said.

"Is something wrong, blondie? You stopped talking."

"… … … … … … … …" Silver Claw said.

"Ooooooh, you must be thinking of knowledge! I'll leave you alone." Derpy said wisely, nodding in agreement with her own wisdom. As she was leaving, she set her torch down gently (it was borrowed, after all. It wouldn't be polite to keep it, and Derpy was a good filly. In her own mind.), starting another small fire. Not that it really mattered, with the huge fire already raging.

Silver Claw looked around the castle one more time. Now, let's approach this logically. I could make an effort to save what little is left of my records and treasure. I could hunt down that small pony and make her suffer for this. Or I could go curl up into a ball in the corner and cry. What should I do?

It was about that point that the fire finished eating through the main support beams, extinguishing the fire… by causing the ceiling to collapse, smothering the flames and crushing basically the entire building.

… crying it is, then. Silver Claw thought numbly, not even bothering to dig himself out.

Taken from Moczo's fanfic 'Univited Guests'

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

B127 [2012-01-24 18:26:21 +0000 UTC]

But... but... wow do you set a castle on fire that is completely made of ice?

I hope Derpy and Sweetie Belle won't ever meet. The consequences for ponykind would be disastrous...

👍: 0 ⏩: 1