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Published: 2012-02-03 01:59:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 123724; Favourites: 2180; Downloads: 1522
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Description comic based on a true story of shame.

awesome milk fact: did you know that Spartans used to drink mare milk? ...you know, Spartans. those guys who yell "this is spartaaa!!" and throw people to the pit of death? yeah, those Spartans.
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Drhoz [2012-02-27 15:00:56 +0000 UTC]

Plenty of people still drink fermented mare's milk - for one thing it's up to 2.5% alcohol. [link]

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richfiles In reply to Drhoz [2012-03-02 03:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Maybe I'll finally have a reason to take up drinking then! LOL!
Yo ho ho and a bottle from yer mum!

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Drhoz In reply to richfiles [2012-03-02 23:10:31 +0000 UTC]

*grin*

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madman12000 [2012-02-26 02:10:13 +0000 UTC]

I heard it is actually quite tasty, but not going to try to find out...

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mamatterer [2012-02-25 17:17:50 +0000 UTC]

why not...?

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Ragnarokia [2012-02-25 16:57:44 +0000 UTC]

It's milk, Pinkie doesn't need to know more than that when using it.

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XxRikujoMaramexX [2012-02-25 16:23:19 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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goatsarecute [2012-02-24 06:31:31 +0000 UTC]

acturaly human brest milk makes the best cake (my mum found that out at the prem baby ward)

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maniax362 In reply to ??? [2012-02-24 04:49:50 +0000 UTC]

The amount of lols I give...

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ItsTheWhinyGuys In reply to ??? [2012-02-23 05:34:17 +0000 UTC]

This is just awesome.

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kitkithidan27 In reply to ??? [2012-02-20 22:15:09 +0000 UTC]

rarity seems to be enjoying it though

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lordtalesman100 In reply to ??? [2012-02-20 05:14:14 +0000 UTC]

OMG this happened to my brother once and he was sick all night. NOBODY slept at all tat night.

Except my niece.

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equestriaboyz In reply to ??? [2012-02-20 02:20:10 +0000 UTC]

This is also funny to me since Tara Strong is trying to invent something related to storing breast milk.

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CSImadmax In reply to equestriaboyz [2012-02-20 03:33:44 +0000 UTC]

wat?

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equestriaboyz In reply to CSImadmax [2012-02-20 06:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for not explaining properly. Basically Tara Strong has created a product to accurately label pumped breast milk directly onto the bottle, called "babababy". This popped into my head while reading this comic. Here's the site [link]

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Bat-Snake In reply to equestriaboyz [2012-07-21 06:34:48 +0000 UTC]

Tara Strong made that?
MORE kudos for her!

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richfiles In reply to equestriaboyz [2012-03-02 05:44:40 +0000 UTC]

So even Twilight's VOICE is a nerd!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

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Tadashi--kun [2012-02-17 16:59:07 +0000 UTC]

I WANT MY MARE MILK NOW!!!!!!!

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NikoAccampora [2012-02-17 02:59:55 +0000 UTC]

Mare milk? hmmm...i wonder if it tastes good...

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rphb [2012-02-16 09:58:10 +0000 UTC]

I love Sparta, while not so much into democracy as Athens, they were the only polis in Greek that allowed female rulers. When talked to an athenian journalist their queen said, "because only spartan women gives birth to real men".

Oh and I never tasted maremilk either, do you know where you can buy it?

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TheNerdytimes In reply to rphb [2012-11-26 22:47:49 +0000 UTC]

ALL Spartans are manly. Even the female Spartans.

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Roberthaha In reply to TheNerdytimes [2012-12-03 17:42:28 +0000 UTC]

Actually the ancient Greek Spartans were quite camp, the had their hair done before battles

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Impulse0076 In reply to ??? [2012-02-14 17:44:46 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Tintinytdj In reply to ??? [2012-02-11 18:18:10 +0000 UTC]

Spartans were bronies before it was cool.

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DaisyAzuras In reply to ??? [2012-02-08 22:59:50 +0000 UTC]

mares dont have breast milk. They have udder milk.

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naruhinalovr In reply to ??? [2012-02-08 20:52:37 +0000 UTC]

if spike is there I bet he just kept eating.

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Ryuseimaru In reply to ??? [2012-02-08 18:57:50 +0000 UTC]



This... is... EQUESTRIA!!! *bucks someopony into the Pit of Loving and Toleration*

Epic Spartans! And epic epic comics as always... Yes, I said epic twice, because you're twice as epic as anything else... not ot say 20% cooler.

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UsaHunnyBunny In reply to Ryuseimaru [2012-02-14 09:04:29 +0000 UTC]

NOO! THE LOVE! THE TOLERATION! It's to MUUUCH! *dies*

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Ryuseimaru In reply to UsaHunnyBunny [2012-02-14 10:31:18 +0000 UTC]

It's not ENOUGH!!! Raise the Love and Toleration by 20%!

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UsaHunnyBunny In reply to Ryuseimaru [2012-02-15 05:12:49 +0000 UTC]

NOO! *is dead again in 10 seconds flat*

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Ryuseimaru In reply to UsaHunnyBunny [2012-02-15 20:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

Nice ref!

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UsaHunnyBunny In reply to Ryuseimaru [2012-02-16 02:43:08 +0000 UTC]

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Ryuseimaru In reply to UsaHunnyBunny [2012-02-16 10:45:08 +0000 UTC]

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alphabetsoup314 In reply to ??? [2012-02-08 03:20:54 +0000 UTC]

So... Mane 6 = Spartans?

Wait... that would make everypony on the show a Spartan, since they would have had to drink their mother's milk at some point.

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NicLove In reply to ??? [2012-02-08 03:09:38 +0000 UTC]

LL

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BlackSwanized In reply to ??? [2012-02-07 20:22:33 +0000 UTC]

My mother used her own breast milk for a lot of her pastries. Good that I didn't exist back then.

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toongrowner In reply to ??? [2012-02-07 14:10:52 +0000 UTC]

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GrimsDale-Stiga In reply to ??? [2012-02-07 01:27:27 +0000 UTC]

GAWD THIS IS HILARIOUS

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MermaidNinja In reply to ??? [2012-02-07 00:08:53 +0000 UTC]

It's not that disgusting. They all drank "Mama Milk" once.

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karkovice1 In reply to ??? [2012-02-06 20:54:42 +0000 UTC]

I've heard an even stranger story:

When(I forget if it was Attila the Hun for Ghenghis Khan) sent his cavalry out to conquer some land somewhere, apparently he insisted that they ride mares so that they could "milk" them for rations, if you know what I mean.

But what said about the Spartans, though, doesn't surprise me.

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DeanCota In reply to ??? [2012-02-06 20:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Funny related story. I was a baby, my mom had breast milk in a bottle for me, and one of my uncles, USED the breast milk as coffee creamer, asked for more, and when my mom told him what he used, he went 'oh... well do you have more?'

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Austin-Comix-Inc In reply to DeanCota [2012-02-08 18:11:27 +0000 UTC]

Crazy uncles: Every family has one.

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DeanCota In reply to Austin-Comix-Inc [2012-02-09 07:50:30 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, I have two... or maybe three, counting the one uncle. XD

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Austin-Comix-Inc In reply to DeanCota [2012-02-09 21:11:57 +0000 UTC]

I have one crazy great-uncle, plus a crazy uncle-in-law on my mom's side.

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InvaderAmi In reply to DeanCota [2012-02-08 05:25:49 +0000 UTC]

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DeanCota In reply to InvaderAmi [2012-02-08 09:01:31 +0000 UTC]

Hooo, if only I was old enough to understand what happened, like my 5 year old sister... but I was a baby.

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MrSpartin [2012-02-06 20:00:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah the spartans that still used swords. Not the ones who live in the year 2552 with cyborg implants, high tech energy shielded green body armor, use guns, and fight off the covenent and space zombies.

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animegx43 In reply to ??? [2012-02-06 17:47:00 +0000 UTC]

I was about to ask a question regarding Mrs. cake's breast milk, but...

Never mind.

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chinodoll In reply to animegx43 [2012-02-06 19:33:44 +0000 UTC]

some stuuf is better unknow

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animegx43 In reply to chinodoll [2012-02-06 19:38:42 +0000 UTC]

agreed.

And...how did you find my comment I can't even find it in there! XD

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