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I remember when I was like 7 years old I had a good dog best friend called piraΓ±a who was ugly as the most darkest of nightmares, but he was amazing and cool and could do some crazy acrobatic stuff. one day he just disappeared and I never saw him again (I wonder what happened to him...)now I have a cat, he's not as awesome as a dog but it's ok and he keeps the rats (mouses?) away.
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Once in her life, Fluttershy found something ugly.Β
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A very ugly dog. Read artists comments pls.
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Oh, right, should've done that
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Or. Or. It could be the antichrist, which would explain the divine punishment part... Just a suggestion.
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It's clearly a BOXer
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Well I guess the thing in Compo's matchbox grew up X3
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what does the dog under the box really look like???/
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Well, when Discord and a Pomeranian labradoodle-rottweiler love each other very much...
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Technically, Discord is "Father of Cthulu," but I'll let it slide.
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i thought Cthulu was the "father"
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No, no, Cthulu is Discord's son. Discord was born from the very fabric of reality getting... um... intimate with the Void Between Worlds, where reality can't actually "exist."
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well... nyah i dont know much about chtulu. i need to catch up.
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Read all of the books H. P. Lovecraft ever wrote, watch Clash of the Titans, gouge out your eyes with a twisted sister EP, tongue wrestle an alligator (NOT a crocodile. It HAS to be an ALLIGATOR for this to work!), let your ears hang low so they wobble to and fro, then you tie them in a knot, and then tie them in a bow. Once you've thrown them over your solider like a continental soldier then you'll feel your brain strung low.
Take an hour long nap. You'll need it, especially if you were smart and did everything above without sleeping (Sleeping gives your mind time to slow down and start realizing the insanity, but you must embrace the insanity in order to fully understand). Next you need to buy two geese (preferably alive), a roll of duct tape, 23 toothpicks, and some sodium benzoate. After you've collected all of this, open up a new world in Minecraft, have the seed be "ThEwAyThEwOrLdWiLlEnDiStHrOuGhDiScOrD," and then switch it to Creative mode. Now, use the duct tape to adhere the toothpicks to the geese, with one having EXACTLY one and one third times as much as the other. Next, dip the geese in the sodium benzoate until they have a nice coating. Try not to shake them too much, as they may begin to fizz.
Now, return to Minecraft, and you should be dead. This is because Herobrine was woken by his cousin's name being invoked in the Seed. Respawn as a zombie or a skeleton, and start searching for Herobrine. Once you have found him, enchant the two sticky, salted geese on an Anvil with either Infinity I or Unbreaking IV, one with each. Rename both of the geese to "Tributary" and give them to Herobrine. If you fall unconscious and wake once more in an infinite kaleidoscope, then you've finished the first stage on your path to enlightenment. From here on out, the journey is up to you. Just be careful, and always bring a full stack of lemmings.
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i didnt even read all that XD
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Looks like you're too sane for any of this... Ahh well...
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I CANT BREATHE XD
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We have some copper lungs lying around if you'd like one. No iron lungs, sadly, just copper.
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oh........................
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Oh, I found a Chainmail lung. Would you like that? Or maybe a leather one... Some Lapiz lungs might look good.
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do you have any human flesh lungs? the smoothness of it will put me to sleep much faster.
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No, sorry... I found some goblin flesh lungs, and some spider scrotum lungs.
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oh....well nevermind. thank you
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No problem. Come back to "Surplus Body Parts" whenever you need something replaced!
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thank you for your offer *eye twitch*
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No problem, Ser Reallism!
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no....is Surrealatorium...well thats my brother. but call me that anyway.
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Oh, but are you non a female knight? Ser would be perfectly acceptable, then, Sis. Pardon me for any confusion, but alas, I tend not to think fully before making my little jokes and nicknames.
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no it is fine, dear sister. please carry on with your mortal life.
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Aye, indeed I shall, fair maiden.
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Good day, chap
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Who said it was a dog?
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reminds me of an old cartoon called mighty man and yukk, the worlds ugliest dog
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O.o What does Derpy's pet look like?(Lol, dumb blonde moment..[No offense to anyone who is blonde..])
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I can't sleep anymore... It was a dog but...not the kind of dog you think it is...
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Let me guess, that dog was so ugly that only a half-blind pony like Derpy would adopt him.
So she did.
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Okay, enough 1337 language. That dog is probably ugly enough to turn Medusa into stone.
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I STILL don't get the joke here...
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