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Published: 2012-05-03 21:30:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 93759; Favourites: 1165; Downloads: 1340
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I've been thinking for the past two weeks for a good name for my cat, (my last cat name was "pan" translated in english means "bread" ) today I decided to call him Dexter, even if he doesn't even care about a name (my theory is that cats have a secret society with secret names and stuff)also if you have some points to share with me that could be really appreciated
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Apparently, Fluttershy has a fireproof mane.
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I bet the cats all where fezs and play poker in their secret society too.
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I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!
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that cat used too much fire now the bird is just bones so the cat cant eat it
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Oh boy. Fluttershy's going to be devastated that one of her birds just got immoliated.
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hm secret socity with own name and stuff ..why do this feel like somthing i have seen o yeah the movy cats vs dogs?
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Cat's are evil mafia bastards with hidden agendas!!
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Hey! they are worshiped in Egypt and I loves cats.
And you notice that Dexter or Dex-Starr a Red Lantern cat see that blue jay?
Fluttershy: Why the hell did you kill my Blue Jay friend with your blood perking attack?
Dex-Starr: Because the Blue Jay maybe pretty but it's evil and it kills other birds.
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Someone is about to get fucking STARED for that act of dickishness.
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You really want her to have liquid fire pouring out of her empty eye sockets?
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you really want to see the cat shit out a ring in fear instead, cause thats whats really gonna happen if she does the stare.
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yeah IF she decides to not sic Cerberus on him.
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okay, now you're just making silly extrapolations. xP
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I don't care, I hate cats, I like birds more then cats and I hate chracters who do dickish things for no reason, all in all this cat MUST SUFFER!
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I honestly figured you'd be more confused as to how I got here.
And, uh, that's all well and good, but you know...I have a cat. Is this gonna get in the way of our friendship?
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Fun Fact: Dextarr used to go by the name Dexter. He was the last in a litter of badly abused kittens who ended up getting adopted by a very nice single woman. Said woman confessed that no matter what happens to her during the day (it's never said what the woman does) that Dexter was always there for her at the end of the day to curl up with her and make her feel better. She calls him a "Good Kitty."
Then the woman who adopted Dextarr gets raped and killed. The detectives on the case kick Dexter out of the apartment, not knowing that he was her cat, and he ends up living life alone on the street.
Then a group of teenagers grab him, throw him in a bag, beat him, then throw him off of a bridge to die cold and alone.
That's when the Red Lantern Ring, the Ring of Vengance and Rage chooses Dexter (Now renamed Dextarr).
He kills the teenagers (and feasts upon their bones) then vows to find the man who killed his lady. The leader of the Red Lanterns (a big, brutish, fucking scary alien) adopts Dextarr as his own pet/right hand man and proceeds to call Dextarr a "Good Kitty."
So lay off Dextarr. He's just a very cranky, rage filled kitty who only wants to see the bad man who killed the woman who saved him die a terrible death.
And eat/burn a few birds to death along the way.
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Wait, so he's Atrocitus's pet? Damn, that's pretty badass. Among all the other stuff! It's a shame his backstory's so violent and explicit, I'd love to see the new animated series' take on Dextarr.
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No...I just hate cats that are assholes. Nice cats are cute. This cat can fuck off, I don't care if it's supposedly a green lantern, I want it to DIE...or atleast show some remorse for it's action. I guess I just don't get the joke of the picture. Still...it's Madmax so I can't complain fully.
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Red Lantern, actually-- I'm not an expert, but I've seen them in the Green Lantern show on Cartoon Network, and their whole thing is that they basically live off of pure rage and hatred, and it's the backbone of their whole culture. The joke here was that they're Always Chaotic Evil, and Fluttershy, not knowing this, simply thought she saw a cute animal.
And yes, that clears things up-- my cat is definitely nice, so we've got no quarrel, haha. And yes, the artist does make up for whatever shortcomings by being...well, Madmax-- she makes anything look good! Now, allow me to calm your nerves by directing you to a much funnier piece of her work: [link]
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I still want him to suffer. Also Miss Madmax, I hope this random tangent of comments between us two doesn't bother you, if you read this. We'll move this conversation elsewhere if it does.
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Yes, Ms., I was merely attempting to educate my counterpart here. It's my hope that we didn't cause much trouble.
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you say this, and yet she has yet to respond to either of us....tch tch tch.
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a man has to cover his bases, that's all. and she didn't respond to you, either.
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are you gonna go to writing or not?
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I'm there now, and I gave a long explanation of everything you needed to hear.
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Okay, that's it. *gets a bunch of dogs* Sick it. *unleashes the dogs on the cat* Nobody makes Fluttershy cry...or kill a bluejay. I love bluejays.
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>a bunch of dogs against dex-starr
Oh god...poor dogs
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QUEENY! *grabs her and picks her up* I'm sorry. *I cry* I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have let you go. *the little cavalier king charles whimpers*
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0.o ... Oh My God. This is amazing 
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That would be a pretty accurate response to this scene.
BTW can i ask you about your interesting tags...
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So are you into MLP fanfictions? Because if you are then i think you might like to know i have an account of fictions on FIMFic.net, you know for all the mlp ideas people come up with. I wrote a couple of Twilight sparkle and Luna/Nightmare Moon fics. But i'm discrete with my fanfics purely out of respect as i don't like to draw attention to my readers that i might be a closet brony. There was enough incidents back at FF.net with the pony fics i made and trust me on this, i'd be better not getting as much attention for ponies... also i do anthro fics. Which had me in a serious spotlight on FimFiction. I'll add a link if you're interested.
And on the tiny footnote at the bottom, how much do you like Twilight Sparkle?
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I like fanfiction, especially with MLP, but I don't read much of them because I don't have time. I have like three on my list that I haven't finished reading yet XD But I could check it out in the future maybe, so go ahead if you want to. But no promises!!
Well I'm not in-love with her (that sounds so silly), she's just best pony. Want proof? look at my MLP stamps. Want more proof? I'll join all the Twilight-Sparkle fan clubs on here 
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I wonder who the ring will choose.
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Or Spike. He's the only one with "fingers".
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In theory, it could be used as a "Pony Tail" ring. XD. Either that or they just make one big enough.
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Well, Mogo's is inside him somewhere, so yeah, that might work.
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Mhmm, I saw that episode. It's probabally on/near his core or something.
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Good series so far.
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Mhmm, I say it's because Red is the best color of the Rainbow.
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