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Curticle — look down and keep on singing
Published: 2010-10-11 04:46:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 952; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 12
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commission for ~Sweat of her character, mousse.sorry this took so long! and thank you so much for being so patient. i really appreciate it!
if there is anything wrong/anything you want me to fix dont hesitate to ask!<3
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mousse (c)
art (c) me
~made in ms paint~
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its okay trust me i am a trained professional i say as i soak up more blood with a strip of sandpaper
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i am beginning to think you want to hurt me....
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what would make you think that? i ask as i hammer the sandpaper into place over your eye with a nail
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my chapped, pus-dripping lips crack into a concentrated, thoughtful frown.
"i suppose i'm just being paranoid," i murmur as i bleed profusely, feeling lightheaded but i notice you have a stethoscope in your back pocket so i assume you're a doctor therefore know what you're doing.
i sometimes wonder if anyone else reads our conversations and becomes disturbed by us LMFAO
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i take out my stethoscope to listen to your heartbeat, making sure to hide the words "playskool" that are engraved on the side. "yes. you are just paranoid."
i often find myself wondering the same thing... if i suddenly start to lose friends i blame you ROFL
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you press it against my chest but you quickly come to find out ... I HAVE NO HEART
"i suggest a quick trip to the wizard of oz.."
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HAVE FRIENDS IN THE FIRST PLACE I SCREAM
then i begin to stalk everyone on your page, daring one of them to suddenly disappear. Because I'll find you. I'll fucking fin- jk i'm too lazy but ..yeah.
i look off into the sunset and squint, "gonna be some rain."
this held no relevance.
why am i still typing small?
i love how we carry on two-three different conversations entirely and just don't ever remark on it.. imagine doing that irl LMAO.
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"tsk tsk.." i sigh and reach into my doctor bag, also made by playskool. i pull out a paper heart and nail it to your chest, patting myself on the back as i feel i did a good job performing the surgery.
I WOULD HAVE FRIENDS IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU WOULDNT SCARE THEM OFF, YOU CREEP
ohgod.. beware.. if someone goes missing you will have an army of fruitflies on your ass. I SWEAR.
i slap you across the face, telling you not to squint. it is bad for your eye which is still covered in sandpaper
wtf get outta my head. i was JUST thinking the same thing. we have like 3 going on LOL.. i think.. idk i lose track sometimes. but i think i would fail if i attempted to have more than 1 irl........
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cool. it matches the tattoo on my ass crack.
i'm scaring them all away so i can have you all to myself, convince you to come to my house (because i can't leave mine due to the ankle monitor) and then lock you in my basement. which i'll actually have to dig myself because i don't have one.
ROFL fucking fruitflies SHI-
fuck SPIT FLIES FROM MY MOUTH AS YOU SLAP ME AND MY NECK SNAPS BUT I DON'T DIE SO I JUST HAVE A NECK THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A Z BUT I CAN LOOK AROUND CORNERS SO I GUESS IT'S OKAY ANYWAY.
LOL that's .. fucking creepy. people judge us, i bet. I BET TEHY FUCKING JUDGE US.
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i made it match on purpose. it was to make up for having my shoes not match my shirt the other day u______u
i will kick you out of the skin castle and i shall become allies with the fruitflies. i will set up troops of them all along the borders of the castle and if you ever try to get me, ankle monitor or not, you will be killed. there is no way i will fall for your silly basement trick unless i can have some applesauce since my attempt earlier didnt work out ...
the z shaped neck will come in handy while on the battlefield... if there are corners out there. if not then it really doesnt benefit you much out there
LMAO yes i bet they do... i bet they do... they probably mock us and link people to our conversations, saying "OMG READ WHAT THESE CREEPS TALK ABOUT...". they do it all the time. i just know it. and im not paranoid, so dont tell me i am... i know everyone is out to get us... everyone....
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LMAO HOLY SHIT STOP
i laughed so hard
my eyes are watering and my tampon shot out and gouged my cat's eye out and blood is everywhere
fucking everywhere
LMFAO FUCK.
i still can't stop laughing
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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING EITHER
and the tampon thing didnt help. next time i see a cat with a missing eye i will think "i bet i know the story behind that..." LMFAO
i love how we like.. never talked before. and then one day we started talking about bacon chili.. and now we talk about this fucked up shit LOL
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LMAO FUCK
no mysterious stain on the wall or ceiling will ever look the same again..
ROFL FUCK as i was just thinking about that. you creepy ass WHITE GIRL.
it was meant to be, simba
like rafiki i slam you over the head with a stick and some balls on it -TEHE- and then wipe some questionable dark red-brown substance across your forehead that you can only hope is just mud...
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you're so right. i will never look at a stain the same again LOL
ROFL our minds must have a connection...
indeed, i do pray that the substance that has been smeared across my forehead is just mud. but knowing you it is probably something far, far worse.
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y-you don't want to know, i whisper quietly and look off into the horizon where a covered wagon slowly rolls by.
i don't even know, I'M SO FUCKING TIRED RIGHT NOW IT'S LIKE 2:30 IN THE MORNING BUT IM PLAYING TRANSFORMICE AND I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SLEEP BECAUSE IM PSYCHED AND PUMPED UP FOR NO REASON.
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n-no... i probably dont...
i get paranoid and thunk you over the head with a brick before dashing away in an attempt to escape you and your psychotic ways
I AM SO TIRED TOO OMG. its 12:30 here but the pain meds i take make me all -___________________- sometimes... i have like 8 different ones so idk which one it is specifically that makes me sleepy. most of them just make me loopy LOL
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Wow this is really cute. Amazing job!
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