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Published: 2013-04-14 21:23:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 15659; Favourites: 140; Downloads: 0
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Description There is a lesson to be learned here:
WINNERS DON'T DO PONY!
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Comments: 229

Pupichou In reply to ??? [2013-06-08 22:14:25 +0000 UTC]

How can a horse afford crack? Have you seen the size of their nostrils? They would need a lot of it. Does Rarity have some kind of minimum wage job pulling carts along with her job of making dresses to afford it all? Also, how does a horse find a dealer? SO MANY QUESTIONS UGH

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curtsibling In reply to Pupichou [2013-06-09 03:28:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure the FBI will get to the bottom of it all.
As soon as they solve the mystery of how a woman and her daughter got eaten!

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Pupichou In reply to curtsibling [2013-06-09 03:30:21 +0000 UTC]

They will probably find some evidence from the autopsy Rarity gets after she ODs.

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curtsibling In reply to Pupichou [2013-06-09 03:51:17 +0000 UTC]

Why wait till she ODs? I say cut her open NOW!

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Pupichou In reply to curtsibling [2013-06-09 03:56:59 +0000 UTC]

But it's easier to dissect something when it's blood is no longer flowing! Also, the locals that she harasses and vomits on will probably notice her absence and get suspicious...

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curtsibling In reply to Pupichou [2013-06-09 08:47:36 +0000 UTC]

I think if we send them a video of her in a giant blender, the locals will throw a party! (minus Pinkie Pie)

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Pupichou In reply to curtsibling [2013-06-09 14:23:15 +0000 UTC]

How do you throw a party without Pinkie Pie? Her wonderful fetus cake is a staple for all parties!

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curtsibling In reply to Pupichou [2013-06-09 22:18:46 +0000 UTC]

Indeed! Even Wallmart are selling them now!

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Pupichou In reply to curtsibling [2013-06-11 17:55:19 +0000 UTC]

True, but those off-brand fetus cakes are nothing to Pinkie Pie's fetus cakes.

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curtsibling In reply to Pupichou [2013-06-11 18:38:20 +0000 UTC]

Always buy the real deal!

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patriciagilliam2013 In reply to ??? [2013-06-01 15:17:49 +0000 UTC]

hey how dare you insult my fave pony!

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curtsibling In reply to patriciagilliam2013 [2013-06-01 22:26:31 +0000 UTC]

I totally dare!

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Supportergirl777 In reply to ??? [2013-05-25 23:14:24 +0000 UTC]

I have never done pony and I never will!!!!!

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curtsibling In reply to Supportergirl777 [2013-05-26 23:55:45 +0000 UTC]

A wise choice, ma'am!

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sithlordadler In reply to ??? [2013-05-15 11:52:49 +0000 UTC]

Pinkie pie: Period pie.
Applejack: Applecrack
Fluttershy: Cuttershy
Twilight sparkle: Twilight sporkle
Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Douche.

Credit to the original poster whom I found this on youyube :3

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curtsibling In reply to sithlordadler [2013-05-15 16:30:30 +0000 UTC]

I am going for the whole gang of them!

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Cuteygirlpie [2013-05-14 22:22:42 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...............

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AyumiSpender In reply to ??? [2013-05-01 22:49:55 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh Wow I haven't laughed this hard in a few days.

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curtsibling In reply to AyumiSpender [2013-05-01 23:01:01 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad I made you chuckle!

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AlecSocky In reply to ??? [2013-04-29 22:05:53 +0000 UTC]

hahaha

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Rblizzo In reply to ??? [2013-04-27 18:59:02 +0000 UTC]

Does licking toads count too?

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curtsibling In reply to Rblizzo [2013-04-27 20:29:49 +0000 UTC]

Pony toads, of course!

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Rblizzo In reply to curtsibling [2013-04-27 20:47:30 +0000 UTC]

don't lick them then you'll get high too!

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Robot-and-Alien-Dude In reply to ??? [2013-04-25 02:16:13 +0000 UTC]

What did I tell you about crack kids?

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ATalonByAnyOtherName In reply to ??? [2013-04-25 00:45:24 +0000 UTC]

stop

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curtsibling In reply to ATalonByAnyOtherName [2013-04-25 08:31:45 +0000 UTC]

Certainly not.

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sithlordadler In reply to ??? [2013-04-24 00:06:47 +0000 UTC]

So THATS why Bronies are dumb! See kids? When your parents tell you to stay off pony. STAY OFF OK?

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Neutrinostar In reply to ??? [2013-04-21 18:19:56 +0000 UTC]

huhuehuheuheuhe stupid ponies

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DarkPrince2007 In reply to ??? [2013-04-20 04:08:08 +0000 UTC]

It seems that unicorn horns go limp when they are depressed.

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PandaSennin In reply to ??? [2013-04-19 21:05:38 +0000 UTC]

But I wanna pony....

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Luke-the-F0x In reply to ??? [2013-04-16 13:36:58 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I would expect a Tesco's Truck to come round any second to pick her up.
Great job, man.

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curtsibling In reply to Luke-the-F0x [2013-04-16 17:49:51 +0000 UTC]

Look out for the new "pickled burger" Tesco products!

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CUMartist In reply to ??? [2013-04-16 00:05:15 +0000 UTC]

Bronies everywhere can stock up on dank nugz for the opportunity to have their little peen sucked by a horse.

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Rudywolf In reply to ??? [2013-04-15 20:06:42 +0000 UTC]

LOL crack bottle for a cute mark XD

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CUMartist In reply to Rudywolf [2013-04-16 00:05:30 +0000 UTC]

Pipe

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Xannador In reply to ??? [2013-04-15 18:51:26 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS! IT'S AWESOME

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curtsibling In reply to Xannador [2013-04-15 19:26:14 +0000 UTC]

My pleasure, truly!

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Xannador In reply to curtsibling [2013-04-15 19:58:46 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW...gonna make sum hate art too about these fucking unicorns!
They have been messing with the internet for too long...

In the meantime, you sir, can have my like!

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curtsibling In reply to Xannador [2013-04-16 06:23:10 +0000 UTC]

Hey, thank you very much!

The more anti-horse art the better, so go for it!

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Xannador In reply to curtsibling [2013-04-16 20:35:13 +0000 UTC]

hehehe...I'm going to do it in my style...comic style...goin' to draw ma dragon slayin' sum ponies!

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WolfWitchErika In reply to ??? [2013-04-15 15:29:39 +0000 UTC]

haha if the show was like this I'd actually fucking watch it xD

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curtsibling In reply to WolfWitchErika [2013-04-15 18:11:19 +0000 UTC]

Same here!

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DarksideStraxus In reply to ??? [2013-04-15 11:59:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh there's the fucked up shit I was almost worried you'd gone soft.

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curtsibling In reply to DarksideStraxus [2013-04-15 18:11:12 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, my man - The brutality still lives on!

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bnka In reply to ??? [2013-04-15 11:58:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL hahaha Rarity...

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MoonlightTheif In reply to ??? [2013-04-15 10:37:25 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SHIT! SHE IS FUCKING DRUNKEN HIGH!!!!

I know the Answer!:

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PlatinumDrawings In reply to ??? [2013-04-15 09:21:50 +0000 UTC]

Kill it with fire!

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curtsibling In reply to PlatinumDrawings [2013-04-15 18:28:24 +0000 UTC]

And S'Moar!

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PLCTheCd [2013-04-15 03:16:27 +0000 UTC]

Yes, take her home...

So you can end her misery~!

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curtsibling In reply to PLCTheCd [2013-04-15 07:00:02 +0000 UTC]

Or act like "Misery" with it...
Although, I am not sure what kind of book this whorse would write...

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