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cutepiku — Character Degradation Part 1

Published: 2008-03-23 06:34:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 9286; Favourites: 104; Downloads: 55
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Description This is part 1 in a series of 5 very.. special comics.
It's kind of like a running commentary on Zhou Yu/Zhang He in DW6... but mostly making fun of Zhou Yu, because we love to make him feel sad.

ANYWAYS, if any of you have noticed, Zhou Yu is now a stripper. He has a pole. He swings about on it. He looks gayer then ever. Zhou Yu is a professional pole dancer.

Sima Yi (WHO IS DRAWN GOOD, OMGBISHIE) also has claws. Hmm, seems he stole Zhang He's upgrade, and gave him a big ugly spear/stick thing as well.
(Please note that DW5 Sima Yi was the best voice ever. He just seemed to have lost fans over it, but really, it made me like him more.)

Stay tuned for the next comic, where our favourite boys learn how to use that pole properly!

Writing, colouring, etc by cutepiku.
Drawings, editing, background by Kelissa.
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Comments: 85

Okusurei In reply to ??? [2008-05-06 09:24:57 +0000 UTC]

It might be because I heard his DW5 vioce first. Then I heard his DW4 one, and I'm just, "What? No! Where's the evil voice I know and love?"

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AyameAzuma [2008-04-04 22:30:23 +0000 UTC]

Awww poor Zhang He!! Zhou Yu

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Paupuness [2008-04-01 00:41:43 +0000 UTC]

Awww poor Zhang He!

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MitsisArtwork In reply to ??? [2008-03-28 18:29:39 +0000 UTC]

I've read that thing about his voice... Could it be that Pang Tong now has Sima Yi's DW5 voice? However...

I love my Zhou Yu and Zhang He please torture them not too much

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Yanagikou In reply to ??? [2008-03-26 10:00:50 +0000 UTC]

omg!!! the poor guys XDDD but sima yi is right, his last voice was just soooo *censored*!!!! and now he looks so damn sexy with his new weapons

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cutepiku In reply to Yanagikou [2008-03-26 11:33:56 +0000 UTC]

Surprisingly, I loved his old voice. The rest of the populace just hated it XD

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Yanagikou In reply to cutepiku [2008-03-26 11:39:22 +0000 UTC]

really?? i love the one in dw6, but do u speak now about the english or the japanese one?? XDD

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cutepiku In reply to Yanagikou [2008-03-26 17:41:40 +0000 UTC]

The English DW5 voice! It's so dumb, I couldn't help but love it!

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Yanagikou In reply to cutepiku [2008-03-26 20:54:46 +0000 UTC]

hmm, i don't know, but i like his japanese one more, and the english only in dw6^^ but everyone has different tastes XDDD

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cutepiku In reply to Yanagikou [2008-03-26 21:40:16 +0000 UTC]

I just love him being an evil nerd, that's all XD

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Yanagikou In reply to cutepiku [2008-03-26 22:22:16 +0000 UTC]

yeah i'm too XDD bad guys are the best XDDD

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Ahyicodae In reply to ??? [2008-03-26 00:44:37 +0000 UTC]

OMG! *falls over laughing* That is so perfect!

Yes, poor Zhou Yu *is* gayer than ever, isn't he? I've come to be really fond of him after seeing him endure so much in all these games (and in fanfiction too, of course). PERFECT expression with the stripper-pole. XD And Sima Yi is right about his voice actor. Hah!

This cracked me up.

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cutepiku In reply to Ahyicodae [2008-03-26 03:46:11 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, he really does put up with a lot, doesn't he? Poor boy..

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DarkmoonFlute288 [2008-03-25 07:56:13 +0000 UTC]

>_>
<_<

At least DW6 Zhao Yun is some sweet rape-sauce still. He's so adorable in his Hu Lao Gate movie. ;_;

Much love for you sisters and your art still, wife.

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cutepiku In reply to DarkmoonFlute288 [2008-03-25 19:58:48 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! NECRO-DARKY! I missed you my hubby! *tears of joy as you are GLOMPED!!*

Hahah, I'm actually doing Zhao Yun's musou mode now. It was between him and Zhang Fei so I could get Liu Bei, and slow characters drive me crazy, so me and Zhao Yun put aside our differences to unlock his lord!

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DarkmoonFlute288 In reply to cutepiku [2008-03-28 00:02:44 +0000 UTC]

I rose from my grave just to see you, mine wife. I return with an affinity for dwarves and Kanetsugu trailing in second place behind Zhao Yun.

But he's not so bad, see, wife? See?! And you had to have seen his cuteness in his Hu Lao Gate movie. C'MON!

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cutepiku In reply to DarkmoonFlute288 [2008-03-28 01:35:27 +0000 UTC]

Umm... uhh... yeah?

Seriously, he bugs me XD I think Lu Meng is replacing him for last place now, though.

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DarkmoonFlute288 In reply to cutepiku [2008-03-28 02:03:16 +0000 UTC]

B-b-but.... wife!

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cutepiku In reply to DarkmoonFlute288 [2008-03-28 11:36:35 +0000 UTC]

I can't help it!
But as long as I love YOU....

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KungFu-Lu In reply to ??? [2008-03-25 01:27:12 +0000 UTC]

I liked Sima Yi in DW4 because he would do the best evil laugh when you did his 3rd charge attack.

His DW5 voice made it seem like his balls hadn't dropped yet.

BTW I like the new Zhou Yu!

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cutepiku In reply to KungFu-Lu [2008-03-25 01:28:48 +0000 UTC]

Ahahah, atleast SOMEONE likes the new Zhou Yu ;

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KungFu-Lu In reply to cutepiku [2008-03-25 23:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! He's my 2nd favourite character, 1st being Lu Xun.

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cutepiku In reply to KungFu-Lu [2008-03-26 00:17:44 +0000 UTC]

Please don't tell me you like Lu Xun's new outfit XD

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KungFu-Lu In reply to cutepiku [2008-03-26 02:47:19 +0000 UTC]

Ummmmmmmmmm.......

I don't like his new outfit *cough*

Sorry ^_^

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cutepiku In reply to KungFu-Lu [2008-03-26 03:44:03 +0000 UTC]

THANK GOD.
I have heard some people have, and ugh... just no.

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cruger2984 In reply to ??? [2008-03-24 04:55:48 +0000 UTC]

WONDERFUL!!! Sima Yi's got more beautiful than ever rather than an upgrade, now has claws! Love it!

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cutepiku In reply to cruger2984 [2008-03-24 15:15:09 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, thanks

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LeonaOkami In reply to ??? [2008-03-24 04:06:41 +0000 UTC]

omg I love you XD

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cutepiku In reply to LeonaOkami [2008-03-24 04:38:25 +0000 UTC]

Why, thanks! XD

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famma In reply to ??? [2008-03-23 10:29:08 +0000 UTC]

yeah, they screwed charas in DW6... poor Zhou Yu! poor Ma Chao! and... where the hell is Jiang Wei?! why they reduced him and Da Qiao and left that little irritating "thing" Qiao Xiao, or who the hell she was named...! argh! ;_____________;

i'll buy dw6 when it reach platinum series... in the future, when I'll buy ps3 finally...

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cutepiku In reply to famma [2008-03-23 16:01:45 +0000 UTC]

Well, I really like the game, despite the issues with the characters themselves. They have absolutely beautiful cinematics, and the new swimming features, as well as ladders is pretty fun.
I just wish they didn't mess with the characters themselves. As they say, why fix what is broken?

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famma In reply to cutepiku [2008-03-23 18:37:15 +0000 UTC]

I really looked forward to all those new things in DW6... but why they changed so much about charas? :/ damn, Zhou Yu is now something Legolos-musketeer-look-alike :/ argh! :/

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Kelissa In reply to famma [2008-03-24 01:26:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh don't worry, we get to the costume as well in due time...

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cutepiku In reply to famma [2008-03-23 20:35:26 +0000 UTC]

Zhou Yu can only be described now as a slut XD

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