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Dan-Fortesque β€” UNSC vs. COG

Published: 2009-04-23 03:54:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 7737; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 216
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Description the other day i was talking with this dude about some crap and then all this happened

*if you havent played gears or halo you'll probably dont understand hehe

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Blood-Hawk-531 In reply to ??? [2012-05-15 23:06:26 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. Here's what would happen if the Locust popped up on a UNSC planet/colony:

1: Deploy Marine task force, with vehicle support. Begin planet-wide/colony-wide evacuation as a precaution.

2: If Step 1 doesn't work, deploy another task force, with Spartans.

3: If THAT doesn't work, evacuate all UNSC forces, resources/equipment, remaining civilians, etc., then start nuclear/orbital bombardment.

4: As a last resort, use a Nova Bomb.

Problem solved. Suck it, Locust Horde.

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VacuityMechanica [2010-05-09 10:34:36 +0000 UTC]

The Scorpion isn't super tank, it's a main battle tank, making it rather plain as far as UNSC tanks go

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ragearmthesangheili [2010-04-12 05:34:35 +0000 UTC]

cmon cant they all be friends

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mastersamus117 [2009-10-25 19:14:20 +0000 UTC]

That is why Gears, Metroid, and Halo need to be friends.

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Extaticus [2009-09-17 17:29:50 +0000 UTC]

I wish that I could 50G just by telling a jackass the shut up...

Funny, and Fav'd!

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Rainy-Raptor [2009-07-21 21:59:42 +0000 UTC]

Now if only I could make my own personal lancer then I'd be happy. You should do a Locust and covenant comic to go with this one! Something along the lines of who's the better villian. hehehe

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teh-feckerer [2009-06-21 22:35:41 +0000 UTC]

Dude, that is a freakin' Win right there.

Awesome works, mate.

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to teh-feckerer [2009-07-02 02:20:24 +0000 UTC]

haha thanks ^^

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RoosAuec [2009-06-18 23:34:28 +0000 UTC]

Chainsaw bayonet = loud noise + gas + potentially getting it stuck in an enemy.

Try silently killing someone with it, see where it gets you.

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to RoosAuec [2009-07-02 02:22:35 +0000 UTC]

to a bloodbath?

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Hawkshadow741 [2009-06-16 15:29:07 +0000 UTC]

Heh...the joys of a chainsaw-bayonet

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to Hawkshadow741 [2009-07-02 02:45:07 +0000 UTC]

yay!!!

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Hawkshadow741 In reply to Dan-Fortesque [2009-07-06 14:46:52 +0000 UTC]

*guts Dan*
Oops...

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AetosAchlys [2009-06-11 01:38:58 +0000 UTC]

cool XD jajajajaja, eso es XD

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to AetosAchlys [2009-07-02 03:01:57 +0000 UTC]

XD

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AetosAchlys In reply to Dan-Fortesque [2009-07-02 14:22:35 +0000 UTC]

^^

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Hidariyubi In reply to ??? [2009-05-06 20:14:12 +0000 UTC]

hehe, freaking awesome!

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to Hidariyubi [2009-05-11 02:44:53 +0000 UTC]

haha muchas gracias

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physcopredluva [2009-04-30 00:55:24 +0000 UTC]

i havent played either of thoe games, but i like it! good work! ^^

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to physcopredluva [2009-05-11 02:44:21 +0000 UTC]

hehe thanks

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physcopredluva In reply to Dan-Fortesque [2009-05-13 22:09:56 +0000 UTC]

^^ no probz! ^^

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BlueReptileRaptor In reply to ??? [2009-04-29 10:54:14 +0000 UTC]

lol, hilarious!!

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to BlueReptileRaptor [2009-05-11 02:43:55 +0000 UTC]

yay!

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DonovanWolf [2009-04-29 00:33:27 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDD

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to DonovanWolf [2009-05-11 02:43:44 +0000 UTC]

jajaja xD

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Jaffar255 [2009-04-28 03:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh Hell naw! Marcus would get his ass handed to him by Chief. Of course, he'd do it with a chainsaw in hand and looking quite badass though xD

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to Jaffar255 [2009-05-11 02:43:08 +0000 UTC]

thats the reason its an epic fight

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Jaffar255 In reply to Dan-Fortesque [2009-05-11 21:21:48 +0000 UTC]

:3

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CLGristwood [2009-04-25 00:13:09 +0000 UTC]

I havn't played gears or halo and it still made me smile! Cool stuff...ur artwork is so unique! ^^

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to CLGristwood [2009-04-28 02:47:52 +0000 UTC]

hey thanks a lot ^^

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L-Inque90 In reply to ??? [2009-04-24 17:40:16 +0000 UTC]

lol Jackass which reminds me of the movie which now realizing has nothing to do with the piccy so back on track. I like your puns they are just so punny. XD Well yesh you and your cousin make quite the artist. Your a little more advanced, but ya know you both have something special with your characters. ^^

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to L-Inque90 [2009-04-28 02:48:11 +0000 UTC]

yeah thanks a lot XD

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CrankyMesuinu In reply to ??? [2009-04-24 02:06:13 +0000 UTC]

this is hilarious! so you!

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to CrankyMesuinu [2009-04-28 02:48:23 +0000 UTC]

hey man thanks ^^

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Amaku-Chan In reply to ??? [2009-04-23 17:22:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL Funny xD

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to Amaku-Chan [2009-04-28 02:48:30 +0000 UTC]

hahaha

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paladin095 In reply to ??? [2009-04-23 16:35:44 +0000 UTC]

jajaj que malo

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to paladin095 [2009-04-28 02:48:47 +0000 UTC]

siii soy malo, pero alguien se robo mi almuerzo

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timpu [2009-04-23 14:56:55 +0000 UTC]

nunca los juguΓ©, asi q puede q me estΓ© perdiendo de algo, pero creo q capto la idea gral. y estΓ‘ bastante bien. muy bueno, df.

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to timpu [2009-04-28 02:49:28 +0000 UTC]

haha gracias , cuando tengas chance juegalos jeje

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timpu In reply to Dan-Fortesque [2009-04-28 04:12:19 +0000 UTC]

voy a intentarlo.
de nada.

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kritken [2009-04-23 14:14:51 +0000 UTC]

hmm, yo igual eh tenido esa clase de conversaciΓ³n con mi hermano ya hace tiempo con otros juegos jeje.
Jaja que bueno que lo lograste callar, te quedΓ³ muy bien

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to kritken [2009-04-28 02:49:39 +0000 UTC]

jajaja grax

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IlookingYou In reply to ??? [2009-04-23 13:45:29 +0000 UTC]

an archievement!!!!

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Dan-Fortesque In reply to IlookingYou [2009-04-28 02:49:46 +0000 UTC]

yay!!!!!!!!

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IlookingYou In reply to Dan-Fortesque [2009-04-28 13:11:47 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Apotheosi In reply to ??? [2009-04-23 07:35:06 +0000 UTC]

lol, chainsaw guns vs energy swords....i think the cahinsaws will win XD

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mmarin356 In reply to Apotheosi [2009-11-02 04:43:58 +0000 UTC]

how does that happend ? the plasma sword will just go though the chain saw destroying the chin saw

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Apotheosi In reply to mmarin356 [2009-11-02 08:38:51 +0000 UTC]

no but don't forget, the chainsaw is attached to a gun.

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mmarin356 In reply to Apotheosi [2009-11-02 16:35:59 +0000 UTC]

YEAH BUT HALO HAS SHIELDS AND THEY DONT DIE EASILY

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