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Published: 2012-07-18 15:30:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 5975; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 93
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Description The First Lady of the United States Michelle Obama has made her pet project fighting the epidemic of childhood obesity in the United States. Her project is known as Let's Move! [link]

Now most people assume that this mostly involves Mrs. Obama taking the 'bully pulpit' and giving speeches and visiting schools. What the American people DON'T realize is that our intrepid and VERY physically fit First Lady has also been doing the more 'hands on' dirty work of taking down those money-grubbing capitalist leeches who are trying to make a quick buck by serving our school children unhealthy crap!

Speaking of money-grubbing leeches, it's no surprise that Purple Vixen has stuck her nose into this vile but profitable business. Vixen and her hench girls were loading up truckloads of food destined for school lunch rooms around the country. But instead of healthy fruits and vegetables, they were loading them with trans-fats, salt, and the dreaded 'pink slime' and pocketing the change!

But Michelle Obama and her Let's Move! SWAT team busted into that warehouse and broke up Purple Vixen's nefarious scheme before a single child had to take another bite of a 'pink slime' burger! Congratulations to Michelle Obama for another successful blow against obesity and for keeping our children safe from the likes of Purple Vixen!

From the start I've thought Michelle Obama would make a great superheroine and her campaign against obesity just got my perverse mind (perverse, NOT perverted - look up the difference!) going. put that vision into visual reality in a totally awesome way! The heroine suit was his idea and intended as a tribute to Alan Moore's U.S Angel.

Michelle Obama is, of coursea real person, not subject to copyright, and Purple Vixen is her own woman.
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Comments: 60

DJWill In reply to ??? [2012-07-18 16:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Jajaja oh my the frist lady kicking vixen asses !! nice

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dangerfan In reply to DJWill [2012-07-18 18:32:05 +0000 UTC]

Purple Vixen often finds herself into things WAY over her head! DON'T mess with the First Lady!

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JCkross [2012-07-18 16:01:39 +0000 UTC]

Ouhhhh!!! good blow, I do not think he gets better soon

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dangerfan In reply to JCkross [2012-07-18 18:31:24 +0000 UTC]

Looks like Michelle clobbered the hench girl first and then Vixen came walking around the corner to see what was up ... Michelle's foot is what was up and it was more than enough to send Vixen to bed for a long while!

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JCkross In reply to dangerfan [2012-07-18 18:34:50 +0000 UTC]

niceeee!!!! I love that

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dangerfan In reply to JCkross [2012-07-18 18:49:25 +0000 UTC]

She might even end up in a pool of 'pink slime' ... a fitting end for her evil plot!

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JCkross In reply to dangerfan [2012-07-18 18:53:06 +0000 UTC]

well-deserved

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dangerfan In reply to JCkross [2012-07-20 01:25:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, she can dish out pink slime, but she can't take it!

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JCkross In reply to dangerfan [2012-07-20 04:56:43 +0000 UTC]

XD

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