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Henricus was sitting in his papa-mobile as he called his wagon specially built for eating, defecating and transport his drunken staggering legs that had a random manner of walk...

He Was screaming and raving like a madman, this religious leader was bragging about former battles and conquests when he was known as King Henry, he was bragging on how many dragons he had killed, how many women he had been with... Then all the sudden he would shift and become sentimental talking about what a bad father he had been and that he didn´t mean to decapitate his daughter and that his ghost had forgiven him and then he would turn to a preacher raving on about what new religious revelations his spririt-daughter had brought him and how they were wise to follow if the wouldn´t end up tormented forever in some Gehenna of fire and acid-rain and all the rest...

Then he suddenly stopped his preaching at the same time his Papa-Mobile´s wheels fell in to a hole sealing it shut in a ditch...

after a few moments total silence he screamed: oh Dear Lordess in Heaven! I remember this place from my old campaigns it is where the Forestmen has one of their secret castles hidden among the cliffs foliage of shrubberies, we are doomed, everyone for them selves, no wait, save me, save your King, eh I mean papa!!!

...now a rain of arrows of wood and iron fell over the stuck chariot and the troops that had started to try to get the stuck wagon loose, now every one was instead trying to flee, some crawling, others running trying to get some cover by pines and cliffs... a few tinier things than arrow was also raining among their larger projectile cousins, small needles from the Ninjago Easterlings that had come and warned the Forestmen about the crusaders march on their state..

one such needle hit Henricus bum, his legs was even more paralysed, some sort of poison and since all of Henricus Crusaders followed his first an non his second order, he was the only one left after a few minutes or barrage...

The Forestmen had a prisoner, The Most holy of the holiest Papa Henricus protector or yada-yada-yada (and so on)
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Henricus was sitting in his papa-mobile as he called his wagon specially built for eating, defecating and transport his drunken staggering legs that had a random manner of walk...

He Was screaming and raving like a madman, this religious leader was bragging about former battles and conquests when he was known as King Henry, he was bragging on how many dragons he had killed, how many women he had been with... Then all the sudden he would shift and become sentimental talking about what a bad father he had been and that he didn´t mean to decapitate his daughter and that his ghost had forgiven him and then he would turn to a preacher raving on about what new religious revelations his spririt-daughter had brought him and how they were wise to follow if the wouldn´t end up tormented forever in some Gehenna of fire and acid-rain and all the rest...

Then he suddenly stopped his preaching at the same time his Papa-Mobile´s wheels fell in to a hole sealing it shut in a ditch...

after a few moments total silence he screamed: oh Dear Lordess in Heaven! I remember this place from my old campaigns it is where the Forestmen has one of their secret castles hidden among the cliffs foliage of shrubberies, we are doomed, everyone for them selves, no wait, save me, save your King, eh I mean papa!!!

...now a rain of arrows of wood and iron fell over the stuck chariot and the troops that had started to try to get the stuck wagon loose, now every one was instead trying to flee, some crawling, others running trying to get some cover by pines and cliffs... a few tinier things than arrow was also raining among their larger projectile cousins, small needles from the Ninjago Easterlings that had come and warned the Forestmen about the crusaders march on their state..

one such needle hit Henricus bum, his legs was even more paralysed, some sort of poison and since all of Henricus Crusaders followed his first an non his second order, he was the only one left after a few minutes or barrage...

The Forestmen had a prisoner, The Most holy of the holiest Papa Henricus protector or yada-yada-yada (and so on)
..