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Every free man and woman gathered on the square to debate and vote for what to do next, since they didn´t Have emperor Franz to had out to the Barbarians, not a living Franz and or his body...

- So I proclaim the first commune people government meeting open...

- Who gave you the right to proclaim it?
- Yeah We need to elect a government first that can hold this meeting....

- Ok I am the temporary chairman of this board until we can elect an body to govern us...

- That is not fair!
- No. we should dispose off this self-proclaimed dictator!

- No, Wait I am only the temporary chairman, until we have elected a leader or group to relieve me of my duty!

- Opressor!!!
- phony leader, I don´t like you, I want a real leader

- on everyone gets one vote we write the name the on a pice of paper we want to elect as our fist president...
we put this urn in the middle of the square and under the supervision of the rest of us we by alphabetic order cast one vote each... ok?

- Can Women vote?
- Can my pig vote, he pays taxes!
- my Brother is a siamese twin does his vote count as two?

some time later all people had cast their votes in the urn... the they put of a table and the village banker with the help of some voluntary vote-counters read all the votes one at the time and the banker put the names down in a book...

When the counting was done the banker proclaimed the election results...
the result was the following:

55% King Henry
23% my self
10% Queen Esmeralda
6% the town Mage
2% Moronic Daves pig
1% the John of the Forestmen
1% the barbarian leader
1% the Fish Mongrel
1% Emperor Franz
1% The Emir
1% the count of Black Falcons
1% the winner
5% other candidates

Ok dear people the votes has been counted, we did very well more than 100% voted

King Henry won, since his whereabouts is not known, he will be president, but can´t rule us right now so the vice president will govern in his place, since that is my self, which is kind of hard to know exactly who that really is we will make him honorary vice-president only... so the one who came in third place will be the effective ruler... and since the tow elected vice-president are also absent, that is the Queen and the mage we have to move on to the next eh, creature on the list and that is Moronic Daves pig... Bring forth the President or our town...

- Oink. Oink!

- Since very few speak pigish I will translate his words!
He said: " I am very happy you elected me... I here by chose the current chairman of the board as my official spoke person since he is the only one who speaks my language!"

- Oink, Oink!
- He added that work in finding Emperor Franz Body shall be lead by me, and he renamed me David the great Pig whisperer since he didn´t like my old name Moronic!"

Description
Every free man and woman gathered on the square to debate and vote for what to do next, since they didn´t Have emperor Franz to had out to the Barbarians, not a living Franz and or his body...

- So I proclaim the first commune people government meeting open...

- Who gave you the right to proclaim it?
- Yeah We need to elect a government first that can hold this meeting....

- Ok I am the temporary chairman of this board until we can elect an body to govern us...

- That is not fair!
- No. we should dispose off this self-proclaimed dictator!

- No, Wait I am only the temporary chairman, until we have elected a leader or group to relieve me of my duty!

- Opressor!!!
- phony leader, I don´t like you, I want a real leader

- on everyone gets one vote we write the name the on a pice of paper we want to elect as our fist president...
we put this urn in the middle of the square and under the supervision of the rest of us we by alphabetic order cast one vote each... ok?

- Can Women vote?
- Can my pig vote, he pays taxes!
- my Brother is a siamese twin does his vote count as two?

some time later all people had cast their votes in the urn... the they put of a table and the village banker with the help of some voluntary vote-counters read all the votes one at the time and the banker put the names down in a book...

When the counting was done the banker proclaimed the election results...
the result was the following:

55% King Henry
23% my self
10% Queen Esmeralda
6% the town Mage
2% Moronic Daves pig
1% the John of the Forestmen
1% the barbarian leader
1% the Fish Mongrel
1% Emperor Franz
1% The Emir
1% the count of Black Falcons
1% the winner
5% other candidates

Ok dear people the votes has been counted, we did very well more than 100% voted

King Henry won, since his whereabouts is not known, he will be president, but can´t rule us right now so the vice president will govern in his place, since that is my self, which is kind of hard to know exactly who that really is we will make him honorary vice-president only... so the one who came in third place will be the effective ruler... and since the tow elected vice-president are also absent, that is the Queen and the mage we have to move on to the next eh, creature on the list and that is Moronic Daves pig... Bring forth the President or our town...

- Oink. Oink!

- Since very few speak pigish I will translate his words!
He said: " I am very happy you elected me... I here by chose the current chairman of the board as my official spoke person since he is the only one who speaks my language!"

- Oink, Oink!
- He added that work in finding Emperor Franz Body shall be lead by me, and he renamed me David the great Pig whisperer since he didn´t like my old name Moronic!"