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After saving the world from both the Garricks and Digitalguys, The Janitor went binge drinking. This eventually resulted in him showing up drunk at some random little girl’s house, where he proceeded to steal all of her food and then eat it altogether in one disgusting dish. He woke up the next morning with a major hangover and the police looking for him, so he got into his Trydis and went forward in time a few years. There he found the little girl was no longer little, and strangely still living in the same house on her own. Her parents presumably missing due to some sort of alien phenomenon.

He chose to ignore her though, and instead focused his attention on the giant saucer blocking out the sun. He was thankful that it was there considering his hangover, but he also figured that it probably wasn’t a good thing. Even more so once it spoke out, revealing itself to be the Garrick mothership.

The Garricks who prided themselves as being the greatest chefs in the universe, and who wanted to destroy all other life forms for not having tastes that were refined enough to enjoy their cooking, had come back in order to destroy all of Earth except for France, who were the only life forms they considered to be worthy of their cooking. But the Garricks had been stopped by The Janitor before, and as such, they had a plan to win him this time. In order to rectify themselves of any weakness, they had decided to improve themselves by altering their DNA to be 100% pure Garrick DNA. This would allow them to be able to have even more refined tastes with even better cooking! It also allowed them to star in their very own Super Sentai style show.

Luckily, The Janitor had a Power Ranger costume on him, which he had stolen during his night on the town. This allowed him to avoid the Pure Garricks, so he could put into practice an infinite matter glitch in the fabric of the universe he had learnt on an online forum.

That being said, the Pure Garricks were still around causing trouble for Earth. Thankfully their plan had one fatal flaw. As it turned out, being 100% anything is just plain bad for you. Much like if a human was 100% water instead of simply being 60%, the new Pure Garrick’s simply disintegrated and were never seen or heard from again. Which was odd, because they had really talked themselves up. As a result, this was a problem that more or less solved itself.

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After saving the world from both the Garricks and Digitalguys, The Janitor went binge drinking. This eventually resulted in him showing up drunk at some random little girl’s house, where he proceeded to steal all of her food and then eat it altogether in one disgusting dish. He woke up the next morning with a major hangover and the police looking for him, so he got into his Trydis and went forward in time a few years. There he found the little girl was no longer little, and strangely still living in the same house on her own. Her parents presumably missing due to some sort of alien phenomenon.

He chose to ignore her though, and instead focused his attention on the giant saucer blocking out the sun. He was thankful that it was there considering his hangover, but he also figured that it probably wasn’t a good thing. Even more so once it spoke out, revealing itself to be the Garrick mothership.

The Garricks who prided themselves as being the greatest chefs in the universe, and who wanted to destroy all other life forms for not having tastes that were refined enough to enjoy their cooking, had come back in order to destroy all of Earth except for France, who were the only life forms they considered to be worthy of their cooking. But the Garricks had been stopped by The Janitor before, and as such, they had a plan to win him this time. In order to rectify themselves of any weakness, they had decided to improve themselves by altering their DNA to be 100% pure Garrick DNA. This would allow them to be able to have even more refined tastes with even better cooking! It also allowed them to star in their very own Super Sentai style show.

Luckily, The Janitor had a Power Ranger costume on him, which he had stolen during his night on the town. This allowed him to avoid the Pure Garricks, so he could put into practice an infinite matter glitch in the fabric of the universe he had learnt on an online forum.

That being said, the Pure Garricks were still around causing trouble for Earth. Thankfully their plan had one fatal flaw. As it turned out, being 100% anything is just plain bad for you. Much like if a human was 100% water instead of simply being 60%, the new Pure Garrick’s simply disintegrated and were never seen or heard from again. Which was odd, because they had really talked themselves up. As a result, this was a problem that more or less solved itself.