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GRAFFITI ARTISTS ARE NOT MURALISTS!

During the 1970's, 80's, and 90's, a fantastically gifted wave of graffiti pioneers busted their ass, risking their freedom, family, and their very lives, creating the incredibly UNIQUE graffiti culture.

These were truly the PROPHETS OF PAINT, and they gifted Chicago a very great sub-culture - a culture that now belongs to YOU.

Graffiti is illegal, wild, untamed, and FREE.

Please don't disrespect graffiti by calling it murals, because we ALL know it's NOT!

-- Dark Riddle

If you're a writer concerned about achieving gallery fame for your graffiti or are saddened because the art world doesn't include you, wake your wimpy ass up and get your sh*t together, because you do NOT need some fairy yucks to make you successful.

As a writer and concept artist for Warner Brothers, I make FAR more money than these gallery goons that beg Butt-hole surfers for gallery space.

While they f*cked over all their friends, competing for city art grants, they claim themselves "successful", because they sold a few canvases for a few hundred bucks. LOL

Meanwhile, I bought TWO homes and sent a daughter through college, just via money I made drawing and writing.

I never graduated High School, never went to any p*ssy ass art school, and I spent way too much time in the Audy home as a kid, and too much time in the county jail as an adult.

To top that off, I'm a Wallachian Warlock, I look weird, and according to the snot nose schoolgirls pranking my old ass at Walgreens, I smell like Vick's Vapor rub, even though I don't use it.

Point being, if a talentless, freaky thug like me can make it as a paid artist, so can YOU!

And because I separate my graffiti art from my professional art, I never had to sell out my graffiti status to do it.

Most writers are nowhere near as hated as me, so the chance of a normal dude becoming an artistic success is very good, but you MUST have confidence, (not conceit) and use your SKILLS to lead the way.

-- Dark Riddle

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GRAFFITI ARTISTS ARE NOT MURALISTS!

During the 1970's, 80's, and 90's, a fantastically gifted wave of graffiti pioneers busted their ass, risking their freedom, family, and their very lives, creating the incredibly UNIQUE graffiti culture.

These were truly the PROPHETS OF PAINT, and they gifted Chicago a very great sub-culture - a culture that now belongs to YOU.

Graffiti is illegal, wild, untamed, and FREE.

Please don't disrespect graffiti by calling it murals, because we ALL know it's NOT!

-- Dark Riddle

If you're a writer concerned about achieving gallery fame for your graffiti or are saddened because the art world doesn't include you, wake your wimpy ass up and get your sh*t together, because you do NOT need some fairy yucks to make you successful.

As a writer and concept artist for Warner Brothers, I make FAR more money than these gallery goons that beg Butt-hole surfers for gallery space.

While they f*cked over all their friends, competing for city art grants, they claim themselves "successful", because they sold a few canvases for a few hundred bucks. LOL

Meanwhile, I bought TWO homes and sent a daughter through college, just via money I made drawing and writing.

I never graduated High School, never went to any p*ssy ass art school, and I spent way too much time in the Audy home as a kid, and too much time in the county jail as an adult.

To top that off, I'm a Wallachian Warlock, I look weird, and according to the snot nose schoolgirls pranking my old ass at Walgreens, I smell like Vick's Vapor rub, even though I don't use it.

Point being, if a talentless, freaky thug like me can make it as a paid artist, so can YOU!

And because I separate my graffiti art from my professional art, I never had to sell out my graffiti status to do it.

Most writers are nowhere near as hated as me, so the chance of a normal dude becoming an artistic success is very good, but you MUST have confidence, (not conceit) and use your SKILLS to lead the way.

-- Dark Riddle