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NEVER CALL ALEXA SIRI! (She'll f*ck you up!)

So, my daughter found this free service called "Snow Angels" that shovels snow for free for the elderly and disabled.

I tried to 1-up her, and searched the net and found a similar group called "ICE LORDS".

I had Alexa call for me, but accidentally called her/it Siri, to which there was an ominous silence.

Still, I thought she called them with my simple command; "Can the ICE LORDS clear my lawn."

A short while later, the Chicago gang the "VICE LORDS" showed up and stole everything in my yard!

Lesson - Beware a woman's scorn, even if they're mechanical!

-- Dark Riddle

Description
NEVER CALL ALEXA SIRI! (She'll f*ck you up!)

So, my daughter found this free service called "Snow Angels" that shovels snow for free for the elderly and disabled.

I tried to 1-up her, and searched the net and found a similar group called "ICE LORDS".

I had Alexa call for me, but accidentally called her/it Siri, to which there was an ominous silence.

Still, I thought she called them with my simple command; "Can the ICE LORDS clear my lawn."

A short while later, the Chicago gang the "VICE LORDS" showed up and stole everything in my yard!

Lesson - Beware a woman's scorn, even if they're mechanical!

-- Dark Riddle