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KNOW THE SIGNS!

Euthraschian Polydnoporphis is a cross-dimensional disease currently classed under "active epidemic" status. This informative flyer will help you learn its symptoms and understand what to look for when investigating a possible outbreak. Ask yourself the following questions:

1. Is the subject in question acutely aware of gemstones, transparent mineral composites, sillicate masses, or other crystalline forms in the background of their memories? Is the subject intrinsically knowledgeable these crystals were not actually present during the events, but still unable to divorce them from the memories they spread throughout?

2. Is the subject receiving a feeling of utter wrongness from the cranial area? Is the subject unable to verbalize whether this wrongness is in the form of pain, nausea, sickness, or malaise, but still perfectly capable of conveying that their head does not feel "correct"?

3. Does the subject feel as if they are, or they are adjacent to, 3 whales? Double check to ensure this is not a 1, 2, or >3 whale scenario, as these are symptoms of a different illness.

If one or more of these are true, your subject has Euthrashcian Polydnoporphis. If all three are true, your subject REALLY has Euthrashcian Polydnoporphis.

Description

KNOW THE SIGNS!

Euthraschian Polydnoporphis is a cross-dimensional disease currently classed under "active epidemic" status. This informative flyer will help you learn its symptoms and understand what to look for when investigating a possible outbreak. Ask yourself the following questions:

1. Is the subject in question acutely aware of gemstones, transparent mineral composites, sillicate masses, or other crystalline forms in the background of their memories? Is the subject intrinsically knowledgeable these crystals were not actually present during the events, but still unable to divorce them from the memories they spread throughout?

2. Is the subject receiving a feeling of utter wrongness from the cranial area? Is the subject unable to verbalize whether this wrongness is in the form of pain, nausea, sickness, or malaise, but still perfectly capable of conveying that their head does not feel "correct"?

3. Does the subject feel as if they are, or they are adjacent to, 3 whales? Double check to ensure this is not a 1, 2, or >3 whale scenario, as these are symptoms of a different illness.

If one or more of these are true, your subject has Euthrashcian Polydnoporphis. If all three are true, your subject REALLY has Euthrashcian Polydnoporphis.