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Okay, honestly, I was lazy this week and couldn't do much of anything to put in for criticizing this week, but since I have next week off, I should be able to get something in next week, I'm still sticking this in my Criticisms folder because I just criticse all these, I'll talk about the top five things that I keep ranting about to myself, maybe you'll see into my mind, or not.

5. Using melee weapons unlike they are supposed to.

Okay, I'm limiting this to both Katana's and Chainsaws, but I'll get to Katana's later, Chainsaws have probably been used in video games more than in real life, now before you all line up to piss in my letter box, know that I know there has been proven uses of chainsaws, the Mafia occasionally use them to chop up dead bodies, and on Darwin awards, there have been a few instances of someone being killed by a chainsaw, even by having their own head chopped off, but it's still unreasonable.

Okay, let's look at how it works, a chainsaw is powered by a motor with a chain that has "teeth" to cut wood, it does its job so well because wood is flexible and breaks easily, flesh doesn't. So if you even get particularly moist to movies like Postal, you'd still have a chainsaw pulling all that gore at you, and no one appreciates getting showed with blood and other body parts, and you should see a psychiatrist. And take in fact bone is TOUGHER then wood, so even if it works, you may not be able to chop it off.

Kanata's are a little harder for me to rant about, because they are just swords, but I admit they are crafted quite well, there has been reports of them taking direct rifle rounds and still can cut as smooth as it did, but the thing is, there is NO WAY to position it in front of a bullet so it could be chopped in half and pass safely, if you think otherwise, get a Katana and have a friend shoot you with a .45 ACP, at the same time, you'll do us all a favor.

4. People using phones for everything.

Okay, this is a newly risen pet peeve I probably have taken too far, but people these days use phones for everything, from telling time to listening music to even texting on the damn road, honestly, I'll never understand that appeal, but I believe a phone that costs over 100$ better do my dang laundry or its deadweight, okay, I can understand a camera if needed, but otherwise having an expensive phone is just a target for thieves, heck, I'm guilty of this because everyone flashes it around so much, if I tried, I could pocket five in one hour before they even know what hit them, and speaking of general stupidity…

3. The intelligence of our youth.

Okay, you might be wondering how I know about this, I'm not that guilty of it, but for damns sake, our youth is losing intelligence faster than a gerbil in a speed bag full of broken glass, I saw, just yesterday mind you, a couple of teenagers making out in front of my house, in BROAD daylight, in the middle of a freaking road, it isn't driven on often, and I noticed usually semi's came through so I was expecting them to get run over, and they had two close calls, I was tempted to make them move by grabbing my shotgun and shooting it in their general direction. I've even seen teenagers who wear their pants, low which is something that really aggravates me, because it never dawns on them it just makes running harder, and them easier to pants and it makes me want to PULL DOWN THEIR DAMN PANTS AND KICK THEIR FREAKING NUTS UNTIL THEY ARE OFFICALLY STERILE AND THEN GET A SHOVEL TO FREAKING… Sorry, rage moment.

2. Weapons that people think are awesome, when really, they're not.

Okay, three weapons are particularly guilty of this, the Desert Eagle, the portable Minigun, and the oversized Barret-light fifty.

The Desert Eagle is first to be talked about, it's basically a Magnum with a semi-automatic twist, it fires like a hand gun, but it's a expensive one, a used one will run for 1K if you are lucky, and that's not because they are being snatched up by collectors, a lot goes into making one, it has an internal gas mechanism that taxes its accuracy, and it's a freaking heavy pistol, it fires off both .357 and .45ACP rounds, but if you want .50AE, I suggest talking once again to your psychiatrist, and its needlessly overpowered, it can do want a 9MM can do and worse, and a 9MM doesn't weigh a damned ten freaking pounds.

Okay the Barret-light fifty is like the katana I ranted against mere paragraphs ago, I've seen footage of it being used in Iraq, but here is the kicker, it's basically impossible to use on your own, let's start with the weight, from what I heard, the gun weighs thirty freaking pounds on its own, and that's not counting the little Hubble telescope they put on it. Now each clip weighs the dang same, thirty pounds, so unless you're a macho man, its gunna be near impossible to carry more than one, and impossible to fire while standing, so that's why every Barret-light fifty solider gets backup, to hold more clips AND to protect him.

The portable Minigun is one probably you seen but know its damn impossible to use because of the absurd fire rate, but here is the final nail in its coffin, it weighs too damn much, okay, I know you want to survive picking it up so I'll go with the modified XM1214 Minigun, which weighs only a modest thirty pounds, so you could carry it until you factor in a battery and another clip, which is only good for about 1000 rounds, to a battery weighs seven pounds, while another clip weighs about thirty, and only carries 1500 bullets, so factor that in with another hundred pounds that the solider has to carry, and you have a broken spine.

1. The dang government driving everything to ruin somehow.

Okay, don't exactly try to pin me with one of those conspirator people, but I swear the government driving each of the countries in this world need one thing, and that is to be slapped down and let the people who are lower on the wealth start in it so they can make things right, national debt (USA, not exactly friendly right now), riots in Egypt and wherever else, basically the government needs a swift kick off the podium they rule on and let it really be represented by the people, now I'm not saying I WANT to go this route, but it may need to happen soon, or things may just end up worse off than anything else, as I said, I'm not a conspirator, but I think if a senator has been running a certain part of government for at least ten years, they better be VERY popular, but everyone should try so we can be fair to all the people, not those that supported us.