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Got this from WWE.com.

So WWE has updated some of their profile PNGs. I'm uploading this one of Ruby Riott. Speaking of Ruby and how I give her props for keeping her vag clean, that reminds me of Darby Allin and his episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER. Who wants to hear a personal story I have about this one time I nearly got sent to the ER because of "adult activities with a female" and why I give Ruby props?

For those of you still reading (don't), years (and I mean years) after I graduated from high school me and a female friend (not girlfriend) decided to do some "adult activities" one night a few months after we graduated. She invited me to her place for some "fun" so I went and took a shower, the whole nine yards. When I got to her house we talked for a few seconds and went to her room. We started to undress each other and when it was time for me to take the pants and panties off that is where things went critical. When I took her pants off I got a whiff of a bad smell. It was brief but there. I didn't think nothing of it until it got to the panties. That is where the horror show came in. When those panties came off that smell was horrfying... It smelled like rotten eggs and a seafood house after all of the freezers had no power for 12 hours. I didn't want to embarrass nor bang said friend so I pretended like I had gotten a text on my phone that was an emergency and I needed to leave.

I was NOT going to risk it that night. I don't know what the hell was going on down there. Said friend smelled great everywhere else but her vag smelled just... wrong... Which is one of the reasons I will NEVER bang a Bella Twin if Tony Atlas is to be believed. With a gun to my head "Ruby Riott or the Bella's" then that is a no brainer. "Give me Ruby and tell her to stay away from my ass". At least with Ruby I know she will keep it clean down there with all those feminine hygiene products she had in her leaked photos.

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Got this from WWE.com.

So WWE has updated some of their profile PNGs. I'm uploading this one of Ruby Riott. Speaking of Ruby and how I give her props for keeping her vag clean, that reminds me of Darby Allin and his episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER. Who wants to hear a personal story I have about this one time I nearly got sent to the ER because of "adult activities with a female" and why I give Ruby props?

For those of you still reading (don't), years (and I mean years) after I graduated from high school me and a female friend (not girlfriend) decided to do some "adult activities" one night a few months after we graduated. She invited me to her place for some "fun" so I went and took a shower, the whole nine yards. When I got to her house we talked for a few seconds and went to her room. We started to undress each other and when it was time for me to take the pants and panties off that is where things went critical. When I took her pants off I got a whiff of a bad smell. It was brief but there. I didn't think nothing of it until it got to the panties. That is where the horror show came in. When those panties came off that smell was horrfying... It smelled like rotten eggs and a seafood house after all of the freezers had no power for 12 hours. I didn't want to embarrass nor bang said friend so I pretended like I had gotten a text on my phone that was an emergency and I needed to leave.

I was NOT going to risk it that night. I don't know what the hell was going on down there. Said friend smelled great everywhere else but her vag smelled just... wrong... Which is one of the reasons I will NEVER bang a Bella Twin if Tony Atlas is to be believed. With a gun to my head "Ruby Riott or the Bella's" then that is a no brainer. "Give me Ruby and tell her to stay away from my ass". At least with Ruby I know she will keep it clean down there with all those feminine hygiene products she had in her leaked photos.