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Darth-Slayer — DEADPOOL MADCAP Part 1
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Published: 2015-12-04 05:28:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 1685; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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NOTE: SOME 5 OR 6 ISSUES BEFORE SECRET INVASION...HELL'S KITCHEN:
MADCAP: "Hi. Are you selling dead ninjas? Do you have any in a medium? Who am I kidding-- I need a large."
(MADCAP pokes DEADPOOL in the nose.)
MADCAP: "Boop!"
(DEADPOOL swings one of his swords and cuts off MADCAP'S head).
DEADPOOL: "Boop me? Boop you!"
(MADCAP catches his decapitated head.)
MADCAP: "Nice try, but you can't kill me. I'm indestructable. No, that's not right...you can destruct me. What's the word for when, no matter how bad you dumpty my humpty, I Wolverine myself back together again?"
DEADPOOL:" "Deadpool" ."
(MADCAP reattaches his head.)
MADCAP: "And whats your name? "Deadpool"? #contextclues . I'm Madcap."
(DEADPOOL stabs MADCAP with several of the dead ninjas' swords and throwing stars.)
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(MADCAP also stabs DEADPOOL with several of the dead ninjas' swords and throwing stars.)
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MADCAP: "Of course you know, this means war."
(MADCAP shoots DEADPOOL with a his bubblegun. DEADPOOL makes eye contact with MADCAP and finds himself emotionally controlled by MAD CAP.)
*POP*
DEADPOOL: "You...got me?"
MADCAP: "I got you."
(DEADPOOL starts to hallucinate and imagines himself in a peaceful field filled with woodland animals.)
MADCAP: "Dude. Red guy. What's going on in there?"
(DEADPOOL is still hallucinating.)
DEADPOOL: "I'm thirsty, Mr. Deer. I think I'll go drink that rainbow."
MR. DEER: "Sounds good, Pal. Regular and not at all strange, you know?"
(MADCAP hits DEADPOOL with his hat.)
*FWAT*
*FWAT*
*FWAT*
MADCAP: "When I bubblegun you, you're supposed to go bananas Foster Wallace, not to your happy place! Stop! Going! Sane!"
(DEADPOOL, still hallucinating, aims his sniper rifle at the office window of Attorney, Matt Murdock.)
TALKING BIRD#1: "Who ya gonna grease, Mr. Deadpool?"
DEADPOOL: "Some blind skunk lawyer."
TALKING BIRD#2: "'Cause he's a lawyer or 'cause he's a skunk?"
DEADPOOL: "For the only reason to do anything: lots of money."
(DEADPOOL looks into the scope and notices that Matt Murdock is no longer in his office."
DEADPOOL: "Uh-oh -- Where'd he go?"
DEADPOOL & MADCAP: "Uh-oh."
(DAREDEVIL appears out of nowhere and kicks DEADPOOL & MADCAP in the face.)
*THUMP*
*THUMP*
(DEADPOOL draws his swords.)
DEADPOOL: "That one's for free. Next one'll cost ya."
(MADCAP tries to pull two of the swords embedded in his chest out.)
MADCAP: "Stuck! A little help?"
DAREDEVIL: "Healing factor guys? I don't have time for healing factor guys."
(MADCAP looks straight into Daredevil's eyes and uses his Emotional Control powers on him.)
MADCAP: "Don't we just--Drive--You--Nuts?"
(DAREDEVIL stands still; unaffected.)
DAREDEVIL: "I feel like you're doing something, but I don't know what you're doing."
(DEADPOOL pulls two swords out of MADCAP's back.)
MADCAP: "Rude. Ask first."
(DEADPOOL swings swords at DAREDEVIL. DAREDEVIL hits DEADPOOL with his billy club.)
(Suddenly, THOR appears and flies over to DEADPOOL, MADCAP, And DAREDEVIL.)
THOR: "Need ye help, Friend Daredevil? I was passing hence for but a latte most vanilla and espied this battle unfairly number'd two 'gainst one."
DEADPOOL: *#%&$# New York!"
DAREDEVIL: "Lightning 'em, Thor."
THOR: "But--"
DAREDEVIL: "They're healing factor guys!"
THOR: "Fie."
DAREDEVIL: "Exactly."
(THOR swings Mjolnir in the air and calls down a huge lightning bolt. MADCAP jumps into DEADPOOL's arms.)
DEADPOOL: "Get offa--"
(HUGE LIGHTNING BOLT hits DEAPOOL & MADCAP; Vaporizing them both into a large pile of ash.)
DAREDEVIL: "Too much, Thor."
THOR: "Willst they heal as is their factor?"
DAREDEVIL: "I'm not picking up any signs of life."
THOR: "They died warriors' deaths!"
(DAREDEVIL & THOR head their separate ways, leaving the pile of ash.)
DEADPOOL/YELLOW BOX: "Ow. I feel so funny."
(THE PILE OF ASH slowly begins to become DEADPOOL again.)
DEADPOOL/YELLOW BOX: "This is taking forever. Where's Madcap? Did he heal faster than me? Not at all? Ether way... that was weird."
MADCAP/WHITE BOX: "Amen brother."
DEADPOOL/YELLOW BOX: "Who said that?"
MADCAP/WHITE BOX: "I did."
DEADPOOL: "Aw Great... You're the White Thought Boxes in my head, Madcap!"
(PART TWO: darth-slayer.deviantart.com/ar… )
DEADPOOL ANNUAL #1
CAST:
DEADPOOL/WADE WILSON - Ryan Reynolds
MADCAP/WHITE BOX -DJ Qualls
MATT MURDOCK/DAREDEVIL - Charlie Cox
THOR - Chris Hemsworth
