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*THUD*

DEADPOOL: "All...Right..Lady. If you...*NNGH*... Really want to tangle with someone WHY NOT TRY YOUR LUCK AGAINST THE WOLVERINE!"

(SHE-HULK rolls her eyes.)

SHE-HULK: "Oh, Lord."

DEADPOOL: "I've got CLAWS--Forged of Diamond-hard ADAMANTIUM--and the Power to back them up."

SHE-HULK: "Those aren't Adamantium. They're stainless steel, I think. They won't even Scratch me, Wade."

DEADPOOL: "Well, Even if they don't pierce you emerald hide, I can still see how they fare against your shaggy friend--.......You don't have a WENDIGO around here, do you? There's SUPPOSED to be a wendigo."

DEADPOOL/INNER MONOLOGUE: "A strange, uneasy silence settles over the scenes then. The Wendigo is ENDED. Or so it seems---- And the Hulk peers at his--er, HER pint sized companion in quiet confusion. She does not know what to say to the Wolverine now that the battle is done----Does not know how she should respond to this somber little man."

(DEADPOOL Slashes his claws at SHE-HULK)

DEADPOOL: "Alright, GREENSKIN-- It's your turn to take a thrashing!"

SHE-HULK: "Huh? Wade I know you have your...ISSUES... so I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. But Greenskin? GREENSKIN? That I did not like. You want to fight a Hulk, Pal. Fine."

(SHE-HULK lunges at DEADPOOL)

SHE-HULK: "THIS Hulk is MORE than happy to SMASH."

DEADPOOL: "You'll have to catch me first, Ugl...Er, Ms. Walters----And NOBODY is FAST enough to do Th--"

(SHE-HULK SMASHES DEADPOOL. DEADPOOL LAYS BEATEN ON THE GROUND AS SHE HULK WALKS AWAY.)

DEADPOOL/INNER MONOLOGUE: "She-Hulk was Stronger. She-Hulk was Smarter. And that is why She-Hulk won."

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*THUD*

DEADPOOL: "All...Right..Lady. If you...*NNGH*... Really want to tangle with someone WHY NOT TRY YOUR LUCK AGAINST THE WOLVERINE!"

(SHE-HULK rolls her eyes.)

SHE-HULK: "Oh, Lord."

DEADPOOL: "I've got CLAWS--Forged of Diamond-hard ADAMANTIUM--and the Power to back them up."

SHE-HULK: "Those aren't Adamantium. They're stainless steel, I think. They won't even Scratch me, Wade."

DEADPOOL: "Well, Even if they don't pierce you emerald hide, I can still see how they fare against your shaggy friend--.......You don't have a WENDIGO around here, do you? There's SUPPOSED to be a wendigo."

DEADPOOL/INNER MONOLOGUE: "A strange, uneasy silence settles over the scenes then. The Wendigo is ENDED. Or so it seems---- And the Hulk peers at his--er, HER pint sized companion in quiet confusion. She does not know what to say to the Wolverine now that the battle is done----Does not know how she should respond to this somber little man."

(DEADPOOL Slashes his claws at SHE-HULK)

DEADPOOL: "Alright, GREENSKIN-- It's your turn to take a thrashing!"

SHE-HULK: "Huh? Wade I know you have your...ISSUES... so I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. But Greenskin? GREENSKIN? That I did not like. You want to fight a Hulk, Pal. Fine."

(SHE-HULK lunges at DEADPOOL)

SHE-HULK: "THIS Hulk is MORE than happy to SMASH."

DEADPOOL: "You'll have to catch me first, Ugl...Er, Ms. Walters----And NOBODY is FAST enough to do Th--"

(SHE-HULK SMASHES DEADPOOL. DEADPOOL LAYS BEATEN ON THE GROUND AS SHE HULK WALKS AWAY.)

DEADPOOL/INNER MONOLOGUE: "She-Hulk was Stronger. She-Hulk was Smarter. And that is why She-Hulk won."