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Published: 2012-04-11 15:34:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 1916; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 26
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"I ain't give a flamin' cock about your love life, bro!" -Lancun @ Hunes explaing his guitarName: Lancun EL Lammerz
Alias: N/A
Age: 572
Sex: M
Species: Garrisian soldier class
Height: 10'ft 1'in
Weight: 802lb
Health: 2 Thumbs up
Ethnicity: Cuban
Personality: Bro, Wise, Douchey
IQ: Higher average
Likes: Violence, Comedy, Derailing trains of thought
Dislikes: Being poor, Being cold, Both
Moral Compass: eh!?!? EH!??!?!?! wavering.
Job: Ruler of all meat-lockers
Allies: Capo, Vier, Ashtray, Rogot, Blur, Borane
Enemies: Lammerz, Ades
Family: ALL the Garries
Home: Link & Hammer
Ability: Shape shifting, Teleportation
Weapons: N/A
Fight Style: Military-perfected close combat
Armor: 'Belial Jacket'
Strength: Groundular fighting
Weakness: Relatively nothing
Theme: [link]
Appearance: he looks like douchey big bro
Story:
He was a total asshole.
Now he's less of an asshole.
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Comments: 2
Total Faving...
We can't survive without our asholes...no siree...!
...
Not even my guitar...It has a screw in the ashole...
Does it stop it from playing...no siree...
contrary...!
Without this screw...I could not strap it on...!
How's that for love life "Hun"...
...
Now...let's get go play off:
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Story:
He was a total asshole.
Now he's less of an asshole.
"Buuuuuuuuuutttttttt he still an asshole"
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