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ddrfreak573r — Automaton Vomit
Published: 2007-06-06 23:05:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 108; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 1
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World: I am your robot, machine, automaton, android.Shove the information into my throat,
I’ll regurgitate it out.
The more I throw up, the smarter I am.
Definition of intelligence: vomit.
I follow directions.
Punch in the right buttons
You will get results.
Give me formulas.
I plug it in.
Addition
Multiplication
Division
Subtraction
Solution.
Give me facts.
I memorize.
Fill in the blank
Multiple Choice
Matching
True
Or False.
Give me words.
I rewrite.
Spelling
Indentation
Grammar
Sentences
Paragraphs.
Give me rubrics.
I follow.
Criteria
Standards
Guidelines
Curriculums
Requirements.
I write in straight lines.
Left to right.
I before E,
Except after C.
2+2=4,
Are you sure?
Of course.
My teacher told me so.
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Comments: 2
i think this might be my favorite, perhaps because its kinda nihilistic to me, but yes as theklauz said, humans are taught things that are subjective and then taught they are objective not just in school but everywhere.
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Interesting piece...
To me it seems a good personal view of the human mind...
We believe what's true is true because we're told it's true by those who we are told are our teachers...
I like it, though my interpretation could be wrong.
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