SkunkyArt | dead80s — the one, the only

He's a gang leader of "The Majesties", a small-town, artsy-fartsy, drug-centred group that like to get rowdy and have fun.

The Majesties as a whole is circled around his homegrown drug, The Arms, those black noodly things behind him. They're a bit stronger than the user, and are quite a big demand. Too bad you can only get them if you're in the gang.

Aside from being a gang leader, he's not all too social. Doesn't have many people he considers friends, other than his right-hand man and "best" friend, Barrett . When you get to know him he's quite personable, likes to joke around a lot.

He dresses like a weird dad. Wears a lot of cardigans and turtlenecks when he's not wearing his jacket, mostly because he has body-relating self esteem issues up the wazoo.

He likes to work out! Sal's got lots of upper body strength. His legs are twiggy and he's too top heavy-- so often spiderwalks on his extra hands.

His face is partially paralyzed because of a harsh case of Bell's Palsy, he has to sleep with an eyepatch on, and drink everything with a straw. Because he can't feel half of his mouth, he bites his tongue a lot and drools. It makes him look silly.

Being in control is a big thing for him. He really likes having the upper hand on his subordinates. He won't hesitate to kick you to the curb if you're not playing by his rules.

His home and base is his failed arcade's building. Most of the interior is the same from when the arcade was still open, though most of the game cabinets have long since been torn apart.

He loves the colour pink, brown sugar cinnamon poptarts, Pac Man & Mrs. Pac Man, lava lamps, and raccoons.

He hates himself (for the most part!), kids, waking up before 2PM, people overstaying their welcome/asking too many questions, and he REALLY hates not being taken seriously.