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Published: 2006-08-28 08:14:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 2706; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 3
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Hey all!It's your friendly (when I'm good and sober) neighborhood cartoonist John Rios here, bringing you another one of these "funny strips" or whatever they call them. And while this site might not exactly be your Daily Bugle, it'll have to do for now. It's an interesting world, these webcomics. I mean, besides my old college paper (where DEAD DAYS still runs, by the way) and my books, DEAD DAYS basically exsists only as information on the web. Just strings of 1's and 0's, yet if I went to, say, AUSTRIA, there's a fair possiblity that somone would say, "You're ZHAT John Rios? I read DEAD DAYS all ze time, yah!" That's not racist is it? That IS how you Austrians speak english isn't it?
And BOY is it a RUSH! Specially when I post a winner like THIS baby! Breaking the 4th wall? I think we can all agree that this whole "Her Way" series bashed the 4th wall to bits from the first strip. It's getting almost surreal now.
Anyhoo, enjoy the crazyness that is this installment of the "Her Way" series. I'll be back (hopefully sooner than this time) with part 9! Only a few more parts left in the series so SOAK IT UP LADIES! Thanks a bunch for reading! I'll see ya soon!
-John
P.S. I'm sure many of you have (finally) received your DEAD DAYS "Cram Session" books by now, and it'd really help me out a bunch if you took a sec and wrote a quick review on this [link] you know, so's that people know to buy it and stuff. Thankya!
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Comments: 55
leefox [2006-09-24 13:29:23 +0000 UTC]
yeah man.. come to vienna and I'll invite you for a drink or so!
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deaddays In reply to leefox [2006-09-25 02:56:36 +0000 UTC]
Alright! A invitation to Vienna! And free booze! I'll give you call when I arrive in a few years or so!
-John
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punkie078 [2006-09-06 21:42:35 +0000 UTC]
as hilarious as this is, i find it somewhat unrealistic that a college guy would edit out the word vagina. guys tend to like those things, no?
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devilwomens420 [2006-08-31 07:44:12 +0000 UTC]
and this is exactly why you are my hero.
fuckin hilarious...unlike my last pap smear. not funny
at all. nope. that's why I read your comic : )
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KantQontrolMyself [2006-08-29 05:38:51 +0000 UTC]
Most fantastic, and probably the dirtiest comic from you ."Stop being so 'Ew.'" Haha, gold. This is great stuff. Must...see...conclusion...!!
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edfanmh [2006-08-29 02:47:56 +0000 UTC]
If he's like that when they say that stuff, wait until he sees the levels in Prey... And they AREN'T kidding about the living enviorment.
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velvet-reverie [2006-08-29 01:27:49 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA!
As a girl, I am proud to say that this makes me laugh, because it is sooooo true.
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stinkywigfiddle [2006-08-28 18:23:37 +0000 UTC]
You think that's gross, I'm a janitor so I get to see complete strangers' used tampons and other lady things in the bathrooms every day.
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deaddays In reply to stinkywigfiddle [2006-08-28 19:50:52 +0000 UTC]
Bleh! I know, my friend would tell me horror stories.
-John
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stevygee [2006-08-28 18:05:36 +0000 UTC]
I'm Austrian, but I surely hope I don't sound like that
(but I'm pretty sure most racists here do)
Great comic as always, I also finally received my brand new Dead Days book!
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deaddays In reply to stevygee [2006-08-28 19:52:00 +0000 UTC]
Alright! So how about writing a quick review! [link] You know, if you're not rushing anywhere.
-John
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stevygee In reply to deaddays [2006-08-29 10:46:49 +0000 UTC]
Done [link]
BTW, Austrians don't really say "ja" when trying to speak english... Mostly, they use "yeah" waay too much, because they think it makes them sound cool
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deaddays In reply to stevygee [2006-08-29 14:45:56 +0000 UTC]
Awriiight!! AWESOME REVIEW! Seriously, it's as glowing as anybody could have hoped. Thanks a bunch, yeah? You're a good guy, yeah? Have an awesome day in Austria, yeah? Yeah.
-John
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Ikar1kun [2006-08-28 14:25:57 +0000 UTC]
If I had a dollar for every time my ex talked about her period..... *sigh* GO GO GO GUYS!!!!
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Yoggington [2006-08-28 13:36:51 +0000 UTC]
Pap smear? Wheres the shudder emote when you need it?
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blackzer0 In reply to Yoggington [2006-08-29 09:08:39 +0000 UTC]
ooh. I couldn't figure it out and scrolled down here to see if someone had mentioned it, and you have. And now I don't know whether to thank you or shake my fist at you.
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kumochan [2006-08-28 13:14:17 +0000 UTC]
I'm a girl but I don't want to hear about any of that either...I'm with the guys. :-p I want that giant marker.
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shortthing [2006-08-28 09:23:18 +0000 UTC]
I would advice the girls to tell us how nasty it feels to stand up or sit down when having your period .
I love your comics. they're brilliant!
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deaddays In reply to shortthing [2006-08-28 14:47:55 +0000 UTC]
Um... what? Wait, don't elaborate.
-John
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shortthing In reply to deaddays [2006-08-28 17:51:54 +0000 UTC]
I won't. Just to protect your delicate boy-soul
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Surashi [2006-08-28 09:06:15 +0000 UTC]
she could aways mime the words, you know like a cheerleading session where they spell out the words using their arms & legs, but that'd require too many panels
nicely done btw, i like it how you made the censor slightly faint so we could still read it (as long as the person is over 18, that's ok)
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deaddays In reply to Surashi [2006-08-28 14:47:36 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for noticing the little touches.
-John
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rocketgal [2006-08-28 08:51:51 +0000 UTC]
vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhgainah
thats so completely classic >XD
WELL DONE TO YOUR BRAIN
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lancekatre In reply to deaddays [2006-08-28 23:34:04 +0000 UTC]
yeah, but who WROTE it? You can't say that she jacked your pen and paper.
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deaddays In reply to lancekatre [2006-08-28 23:59:19 +0000 UTC]
I can and WILL say that. Then HE jacked my marker.
-John
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lancekatre In reply to deaddays [2006-08-29 20:41:03 +0000 UTC]
I see how it is.
Anything to keep blame from going on your shoulders, eh?
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deaddays In reply to lancekatre [2006-08-29 21:52:33 +0000 UTC]
EXACTLY. Now we're on the same page.
-John
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lancekatre In reply to deaddays [2006-08-29 22:52:55 +0000 UTC]
Whatever, John Rios. You're dead to me.
I'm going to get Stephen Colbert to put you on notice.
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deaddays In reply to lancekatre [2006-08-29 23:50:19 +0000 UTC]
I gotta be honest with ya, I've completely forgotten what this conversation is about... Oh yeah, I'm grody! No I'm not! YOU ARE.
Burn.
-John
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lancekatre In reply to deaddays [2006-08-30 00:27:15 +0000 UTC]
I resent that. I am NOT a bum. We prefer the term 'hobo'. And this conversation had nothing to do with my level of grodyness. We all know I'm grody. I'm just trying to prove that you are.
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deaddays In reply to lancekatre [2006-08-30 14:40:40 +0000 UTC]
I didn't call you a "bum" silly! I said "burn" As in I "burned" you with my awesome comeback. Though now that you mentioned it, it DOES totally look like "bum!" bum burn bum burn bum bum burn burn. Hahaha!
-John
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lancekatre In reply to deaddays [2006-08-30 20:23:28 +0000 UTC]
Now you're messing with my head.
Who the hell invented this font?
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deaddays In reply to lancekatre [2006-08-30 20:46:13 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha. This has GOT to be the best conversation EVER.
-John
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lancekatre In reply to deaddays [2006-08-30 21:06:14 +0000 UTC]
That's a negative, THIS is the best conversation ever: [link]
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deaddays In reply to theCHAMBA [2006-08-28 14:46:35 +0000 UTC]
Thanks man! I'll put it on my mantel.
-John
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lonewolf304 [2006-08-28 08:32:05 +0000 UTC]
hehe. i wonder if that marker's color is red...oh the irony... XD
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