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Published: 2013-09-26 08:35:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 13951; Favourites: 229; Downloads: 47
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...okay... I think there is no more to sayI'm tired from work and was in the mood for some jokes
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Deemonef In reply to ??? [2013-09-26 18:30:25 +0000 UTC]
You only have to learn to lie.... wait! This is a bad advice
Let's hope your wify only have beautiful dresses
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DOWModder In reply to ??? [2013-09-26 12:53:20 +0000 UTC]
Mwua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! :rofl; great one, you rock comrade!
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Deemonef In reply to DOWModder [2013-09-26 16:35:44 +0000 UTC]
I'M so glad you like it. Thank you
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PistachioInfernal In reply to ??? [2013-09-26 12:09:23 +0000 UTC]
It's hard to be an elcor sometimes.
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Deemonef In reply to PistachioInfernal [2013-09-26 16:36:02 +0000 UTC]
Yeah... and I bet be a elcor lawyer is impossible
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PistachioInfernal In reply to Deemonef [2013-09-26 16:48:28 +0000 UTC]
Insincerely. The defendant is not a violent man. With cunning: Would you say that you yourselves are not capable of such a crime?
With smug satisfaction: The defence rests.
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Deemonef In reply to PistachioInfernal [2013-09-26 16:49:54 +0000 UTC]
Yeah... I bet he never win
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Deemonef In reply to locuas [2013-09-26 16:36:18 +0000 UTC]
Yeah... and I think he will like it
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Deemonef In reply to Tonko [2013-09-26 16:36:55 +0000 UTC]
I'm glad I could make you laugh
Thank you
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skin2279 In reply to ??? [2013-09-26 09:44:30 +0000 UTC]
Like Kryten in “Red Dwarf” learning about “lie mode” ...
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Deemonef In reply to ShaunsArtHouse [2013-09-26 16:37:58 +0000 UTC]
Yeah... hard to be with a wife and you cannot lie^-^
Thank you, my freind
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fishbone76 In reply to ??? [2013-09-26 09:19:49 +0000 UTC]
genial!
wenn ich mir angewöhne auch so zu sprechen dann werde ich vielleicht in den frühzeitigen ruhestand geschickt
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Deemonef In reply to fishbone76 [2013-09-26 16:39:01 +0000 UTC]
Hey, das ist eine gute Idee... im PSeditionsgeschäft muss man oft lügen... ich glaube man würde mich zum Archivräumen schicken
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fishbone76 In reply to Deemonef [2013-09-26 16:56:17 +0000 UTC]
WAS! Du musst von beruf aus lügen. THAT is not okay!
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Deemonef In reply to fishbone76 [2013-09-26 16:58:52 +0000 UTC]
Ich glaube wir hätten keine Kunden mehr ohne die Alltagslüge: "Der LKW hatte einen fahrzeugschaden nd konnte deswegen nicht kommen!"
...statt, der Disponent war zu blöd die STrecke einzuteilen
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RainbowRenders In reply to ??? [2013-09-26 09:14:51 +0000 UTC]
I LOVE YOU FOR THIS.
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. Man, really, I don't know what I'd do if your art wasn't around.
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Deemonef In reply to RainbowRenders [2013-09-26 16:38:29 +0000 UTC]
You know what, making yu laugh is so great, you need that and I'm gald that you like it
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Servala In reply to ??? [2013-09-26 08:36:57 +0000 UTC]
yeah lying as an elcor can be... impossible
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Deemonef In reply to Servala [2013-09-26 08:46:40 +0000 UTC]
...such a poor species
Always saying the truth... I bet there are noe elcor lawers out there
Thank you
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