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DemonicPuzzline — Chef Amy/Chef Heartless

Published: 2023-05-17 20:53:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 1657; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description Age: 26
Gender: Demigirl
Sexuality: Hypersexual Pan
Pronouns: They/She
Relations: Gina/The Kiss of Death

The Kiss of Death: Hey Amy, do you have Blueberry Donut and Aerio.
Chef Heartless: Yes, I do.
The Kiss of Death: *Grabs Blueberry Donut's Bells, Rips them off, and Throws them onto the ground*
Blueberry Donut: *Blushes Hard* Are you the Kiss of Death???
The Kiss of Death: Yes, I am. But you need to lose the bells.
Blueberry Donut: No.
Chef Heartless: *Rips the rest of Blueberry Donut's Bells off* You won't need these.
Aerio: Fuck you fucking whore. *Grabs The Kiss of Death's arm*
The Kiss of Death: *Kicks Aerio away* Fucking bot.
Aerio: First of all, I'm an android. Second of all, I have family.
Chef Heartless: *Laughs* Well, it's time to say goodbye to your helium tubes. *Rips all of Aerio's tubes* Hey the Kiss of Death, keep them here while I go out to kill an inc*l who joked about r*pe, I have his IP and the rest of his personal info.
The Kiss of Death: *Traps Aerio and Blueberry Donut with metal hands* Stay here, you two.
Aerio: GINA, YOU DICK!!!!
Blueberry Donut: Wait, their name is Gina?
Aerio: Yeah
The Kiss of Death: *Sprays Perfume on itself* I go by it/its
Blueberry Donut: Thanks for letting us know
Aerio: Yeah, sorry for that.
The Kiss of Death: You guys are the least of my worries, incel terrorists are the most of my worries.
Blueberry Donut: So you're like some kind of anti-hero of some sorts?
The Kiss of Death: I recently learned that one of your guy's cousins was being abused by an incel?
Blueberry Donut: Several... their name is Blueberry Latte.
Aerio: Several degenerates abused them, one of which was found to possess 30,000,000,000,000 hours of lolicon CP alone.
The Kiss of Death: Kyle, who I often refer to as the lolicel.
Aerio: What?
The Kiss of Death: it's a combination of the words "incel" and "loli." I still want that fucker dead.
Blueberry Donut: How'd you know about this?
The Kiss of Death: One of their reddit posts, mentioning him.
Aerio: He's no longer a incel he's now just a pedophile.
Chef Heartless: I'm back, Kiss of Death.
The Kiss of Death: Did you find him?
Chef Heartless: Found him in his mom's basement and gave him a poisonous cookie, which I mixed 77 times lethal dose of Botulinum Toxin in the treat for the fucker.
The Kiss of Death: I get using one kiss to kill someone, but going way above a lethal dose for a poison is kinda metal.
Aerio: I can only kill people by asphyxiating them with helium.
Blueberry Donut: My kiss takes a long time to kill you... before you die, you're humiliated by being turned into a giant blueberry, and I'm not kidding.
The Kiss of Death: Atleast it ain't a blow Kiss like Jynx, that fucking cunt would probably fuck you while killing you.
Chef Heartless: Fucker blew gas in my face and well I threw up because that gas could fuck you up in a not fun way.
Blueberry Donut: Can you release us now?
The Kiss of Death: Yeah, we got the information about the pedophile.
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