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Published: 2005-01-23 03:26:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 2585; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 509
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o_____o IM SORRY I KEEP SUBMITTING ALL THESE SCRAPS. You dont have to comment, just know the fact you got a laugh, or a halfhearted smirk out of them is enough <3... Okee. XD Uh. Felt the need to play with the screwball idea I got off of ~ Goldbryn 's latest JxD piece and simultaneously squander my reputation for the first time I've drawn het, thereby ending off the night with THIS. Im such a sick, sick little woman.
XP I DONT KNOW. I just thought... 'heh. mermaids. I wanna draw a fishy tail <3 ... OMG DAX HAS RED HAIR LIKE ARIEL. And Jak IS a prince, after all~! ... Oh god o__o *commences to doodle like a maniac*'
I know you cant read all of it, so here are Daxter's fishy lines of LOVE which I adore with a pervy passion.
I like my twolegs FRESH. *yeah, leer, with the tongue, dont mind it XD*
You aint gonna find a seashell bra on this fish, but I can tell ya it'll take somethin' over a Dcup to hold what -I- got in all the right places!
Im built like a seahorse, and you're in for a WILD ride!
How bout you'n me take a trip to the wet down-under, gorgeous? Urchins aint the only thing that're horny around here!
*laughs. Shamelessly, wondering where in hell she got such horrid tendancies*
And further playing off that, the patheti-comic I made:
ARGH-*Splash!*
Vin: o_o OH NOES!! *runs up to blobbyheaded guard* The prince has been dragged under! The kingdom is heirless, and the poor boy is now at the completely nonexistant mercy of the unmerciful SPINEY-FISH CLAN!
Random guard: Uhhh.. Sir, dont you mean the horny-fish clan?
Vin: Oh. Well, actually, yes, them too. .... Oh god o_o *RUNS BACK TO SHORE* JAK! Keep your guard! Those monsters spawn in some ODD WAYS! We dont even WANT to go into the physical repurcussions of such intrusions-
Guard: Annnnd this is coming from a technophile.. >_>
Vin: QUIET! I have no further relationship with my wires and sockets than any other man does, leave me alone! *turns back to Jak* Keep all orafices COVERED!
Jak: @__@ ....brbble.
^______^ IIIIII~... *sigh* ... Need a life... <3 ... And I want to sink into the floor a little bit too...
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Comments: 22
The only thing that i object to this is that fish dont gots penis's.
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I don't push my head to water anymoreO_O;; Jak should do it often
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I showed this to my crony huddler (creative writing course term for writer's companion) last night and we laughed ourselves half to tears. I have successfully converted her to reading YAOI by showing JAM at her face, and that's after she's only seen a few in-game movies from Jak 3. The J/D binds us all, ma'am! *salutes*
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"Amaro quasi piscis: nequam est nisi recens." -Plautus
That's latin and means roughly: 'Lover is like a fish: it's no damn good if it ain't fresh.'
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WAAHAHhAHHAHAHhahA!
Poor Jak! And yes Mz Demz, we have you. The Yaoi Side of the Force has you! You can't get away!
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aw man that's hilarious, i love thier expressions especially daxters, i didn't even have to read it to know he's up to something dirty *laugh*
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*laughing* XD Jak's face is priceless! And, while I'm very disturbed at what's likely to happen to Jak, I love the look on Dax's face, too. XD The fish tail is awesome!
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I worry about you sometimes...
Naw, just kidding. This is weird though.
Daxter's lines? 
Daxter: Did ya ever know what a SEXY BEAST ya are, Jak?
Torn: Hey, Jak, wanna see my KNIFE?
Sig: Cherry! I'm goin' Metal-Head huntin'. Wanna be my BACK-UP?
Jak: Oh God, Everyone hitting on me... even the guys! I can't stand it anymore! I'm going insane!
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XD Bwahahahaaaa! I don't know HOW you store all this in that brain of yours but da-yahm that's just...hold on while I get my ass pasted back on...
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*snort* Horny Red-Haired Mermaid snags a prince....I LOVE that leer Dax has going on, and Jak's "WTF" expression. Ahhh...classic.
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Holy hell 
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Step one - really, REALLY ignore Alex. XD She's just...I dunno, but it's Alex...though I'm sure you already know that. 
But seriously...I dunno which I enjoyed more...the Jak and Daxter bit, or the FISHY PICK UP LINES that went along with it! XDDDD
I ADORE Jak and Daxter's expressions! Jak all puffy-cheeked and fully 'WTF, mate!' while Dax is...MAKING WITH THE TOUNGE! You know I wanna cling to yer leg (couls I have sisterly permission too, of course 
*giggles self into coma*
Yah. I favie - if only for the fun fact that I just ADORE all those cheesy lines and the cute Jak and Dax faces! SCRIBBLES ARE WORTH FAVIES!!!
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XDDD LOL!!! That's hilarious!! At first I though Jak was going to be sick (didn't notice his head under the water till I started reading what Daxter was saying..
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VIN! You acutally drew him... TWICE! *in a state of shock* He's getting ATTENTION from YOU? Sure, he's at the bottom of the comic and is scribbled, but... Wow... You drew Vin...It'll take me a while to recover from this one, Mizu. Whew, I mean, this is like a Vin OVERLOAD here. Two whole drawings of Vin. Are you trying to make me faint? Are you trying to make my heart stop beating forever? I mean, now there is just so much of Vin in your gallery that my state of euphoria is so strong that no illegal drug could induce it. Seriously. SO. MUCH. VIN. I mean, it's like you're actually A VIN FANGIRL or something. I mean, that's just how much art of him you have here in your tremendous gallery. You're insane. FAR too obsessed. You need to let go of this complete and utter fascination with Vin.
*is getting TOTALLY whapped now*
Erm, now that the sarcasm is outta my system... Did you come up with all those lines yourself? 0___< Sheezus... Spout any of those lines around my church and they'd be on you faster (and harder) than Dax would be on a drunken Jak.
That's SAYIN' somthing.
That said, YOU'VE GOTTA BE ONE OF THE BEST PICK UP LINE MAKER PERSON EV4RR!!111!! ^______^ What a truly useful skill for your future career.
If you plan on following in Keira's footsteps as a hooker. XP
NOT suggesting that you'd ever... yeah... Okay, okay, I'm just going to submit this trash now...
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HAHAHAHAHAA THE LOOK ON JAK'S FACE IS PRICELESS XD
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...you're insane, I hope you know that.
THAT'S MY (2ND) FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE, YOU WHORE!
how dare you ruin it! *weep*
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That is the FUNNIEST thing I have EVER read (and I've read most of the stories in The Darwin Awards, so that's saying something XDD). This is -so- getting a 
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its cool that at least your drawing period. i remember you saying in one of your journal entrys you has artists block so its good to see its been unblocked. wicked sense of humor ya got there. tis ok since wicked and weird are cool to me
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Help me! I'm drowning! Help me! I'm drowning in sheer laughter! 
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