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You could probably take this guy. I mean look at him. Dude's just standing there. Is he waiting for you to make the first move? Steady on now, this could be some kind of psychological ploy. But maybe we're overthinking things. He could just not think you're a threat. Do YOU think you're a threat? Go look in the mirror and study your jawline for a second. How strong is your chin? How about in profile? Do you cut a more imposing figure than a sketch of a 18-something twink in a hoodie? Hm... well I'm only a pre-written message. I can't logically react to your answer on that front, now can I? I'll just go ahead and assume you said yes. It's a fairly reasonable assumption. I mean, did you factor in the notion that he's 2D? Two dimensional people might not be as strong. You have a whole other axis on the dude. He might not even be solid all the way through. Those lines might be the only structure he has. Everything else is white. Who's to say we aren't seeing right through his body and into the background? Did you think about that one? Actually uh... now that I mention it, I'm not even clear if that'd make things any easier. Now we're implying he' some kind of messed up line creature. Whatever. You're probably fine. I'm sure it'd work in your favor.

Unless he does This .

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You could probably take this guy. I mean look at him. Dude's just standing there. Is he waiting for you to make the first move? Steady on now, this could be some kind of psychological ploy. But maybe we're overthinking things. He could just not think you're a threat. Do YOU think you're a threat? Go look in the mirror and study your jawline for a second. How strong is your chin? How about in profile? Do you cut a more imposing figure than a sketch of a 18-something twink in a hoodie? Hm... well I'm only a pre-written message. I can't logically react to your answer on that front, now can I? I'll just go ahead and assume you said yes. It's a fairly reasonable assumption. I mean, did you factor in the notion that he's 2D? Two dimensional people might not be as strong. You have a whole other axis on the dude. He might not even be solid all the way through. Those lines might be the only structure he has. Everything else is white. Who's to say we aren't seeing right through his body and into the background? Did you think about that one? Actually uh... now that I mention it, I'm not even clear if that'd make things any easier. Now we're implying he' some kind of messed up line creature. Whatever. You're probably fine. I'm sure it'd work in your favor.

Unless he does This .