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At the harbor, where Asami is walking, but gets cut off by Korra.
Asami: Huh? [Annoyed.] Hey! In a hurry?
Korra: Sorry, I have to talk to Varrick.
Asami: Yeah, me, too.
Korra and Asami enter Varrick's yacht. There are stray arrows everywhere. An arrow nearly hits Asami, but Korra pulls her out of the way. Both girls turn to see a blindfolded Varrick holding a bow, while Bolin and Zhu Li stand next to him.
Varrick: [Removes blindfold.] Oh, hello! [To Bolin.] See? I told you I could do it.
Bolin: Sorry I ever doubted you.
Korra: We can't wait for the President to act. We need those troops now.
Asami: And my company is about to go under. I have to find a way to make some sales.
Varrick: Right, okay. Got it. Idea storm! [To Zhu Li.] Get the supplies! [To Korra and Asami.] You're about to get an inside look at how Varrick Global Industries stays at the forefront of imagination innovation, or "imagivation"! That's trademarked, pal. [Takes a chili pepper, while Asami and Korra glance at each other with unsure looks.] Brainwork requires increased circulation. [Eats the chili pepper and reddens.] Let's do this! [Hangs himself upside-down.] Okay, here come the ideas. Fast and furious. Pink mint lemon tea. Radio for pets. Uh, hand shoes. Hold on a tic. We don't need the President to go to the South. We just need the troops! Let's go straight to them! If there's one thing I know about troops, it's that they love fighting.
Korra: I know General Iroh. He might be willing to help us.
Varrick: A man on the inside. Perfect! [To Asami.] And you need to sell some mecha tanks. I know some people who need them. We'll ship 'em South.
Korra: That's perfect! You'll be making money for your company and you'll be helping to defeat Unalaq.
Varrick: It's true. If you can't make money during a war, you just flat-out cannot make money.
Asami: It's dangerous on the seas right now, but I'm willing to try if you are.
Varrick: It'll be crazy risky, but I love crazy risky! End storm! [Swings himself upright with a spin; to Zhu Li.] Zhu Li, get those other ideas to research and development. I want prototypes by next week. [Zhu Li runs off.]
Korra: I don't understand why it's so hard to get Republic City to support the South.
Varrick: Don't worry, I'm already working on that. As soon as people see this, they'll be lining up to fight Unalaq. Zhu Li, do the, uh-- the thing.
Bolin: Don't freak out. It's not real.
Varrick: I had a film crew documenting the entire Northern invasion.
The screen shows troops amassing at the harbor. It subsequently cuts to troops waterbending, followed by Eska, who notices the camera.
Bolin: [Covers his face in fear, while Pabu jumps off.] Ahhh! Sorry. I keep doing that.
Varrick: We're gonna cut this footage together with scenes we shoot of our superstar Bolin here playing a Southern Water Tribe hero [Dramatically.] battling the evil Unalaq. No one will root for the North after they see "The Adventures of Nuktuk: Hero of the South"!
Music starts.
Varrick: [Singing.] Who is elegant
Brave and heroic?
Who's gentle
Romantic and the man?
I'll give you one guess
Nuktuk
I'll give you one guess
Nuktuk
I'll give you one guess
Nuktuk
That's him, that's him
Who saves the world from villains?
Who?
I'll give you one hint
And it is him
I'll give you one guess
Nuktuk
I'll give you one guess
Nuktuk
I'll give you one guess
Nuktuk
That's him
That's him
Battling the evil Unalaq
And saves the beautiful Ginger
EU's toast
He always here when the South needs him the most
The Northerners beware
Because he's the king of the Demigods
The hero we all love and respect
He's never wrong
And even the Gods
'Cause he is strong
When he was a lad
He ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help him get large
And now that he's grown
He eat five dozen eggs
So, he's roughly the size of a barge!
Who is elegant
Brave and heroic?
Who's gentle
Romantic and the man?
I'll give you one guess
Nuktuk
I'll give you one guess
Nuktuk
I'll give you one guess
Nuktuk
That's him
That's him
Nuktuk!
Bolin: [Flexing his muscles, brightly.] I'm Nuktuk! What do you think?
Korra: Awesome!
Asami: Varrick, can you hire my cousin Dallas for your idea? He's a great inventor like my uncle.
Varrick: Sure, I would do anything for my business partner.
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