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(movie opening of Walt Disney Pictures logo as the opening starts)
[The Movie starts in midnight at a fenced area, where a young girl named Tootie is with a black and white dog, Doidle. While they observe, a orange pony named Sunny comes out of the house and uses a shovel to dig a hold to go under the fence.]
Sunny Starscout: All clear.
(more ponies and powerless unicorns comes to the fence)
Horse: Shush!
Izzy Moonbow: [whimpers]
(Horse tries to get out, but is stuck)
Tootie: Huh?
Horse: (grunts) [whispers loudly] I'm stuck!
Sunny Starscout: [sighs]
(The ponies tries to push her out, while Sunny pulls her out)
Doidle: (bark)
Sunny Starscout: (gasps)
Doidle: (barking)
Sunny Starscout: Get back!
(they tried to pull Horse back into the fence, which they did, while Sunny runs off)
Doidle: (barking)
Tootie: Go get her.
Doidle: (barking)
Spike: (barking)
(the dogs cornered Sunny by the door, and just they're about to attack her, the door opens, revealing to be Tootie's sister, Vicky)
Vicky: Tootie.
Tootie: Eh? Yes.
Vicky: What is that pony doing outside the fence?
Tootie: Oh! [chuckling, grabbing the pony] I don't know, sis. I...
Vicky: Just deal with it. Now!
(door slams)
Tootie: [walks to a solitary shed ] I'll teach you to make a fool out of me.
(She throws Sunny into the shed and locks up)
Tootie: Now let that be a lesson to the lot of you! No escapes from our horse farm! (walks away)
(Pony Run title appears)
[Sunny is still in Solitary shed, in the morning at the horse farm, the ponies poop out rainbow dough for Vicky and Tootie to make Rainbow Cookies. Withthat, Sunny is released out of the shed and back to the horse farm. Withthat, Sunny has another plan, use items as hiding decoys to get to the door, but fails and Sunny is back into the shed. Meanwhile, the cookie sales goes down and Sunny is released and back home, this time, an underground escape, but fails and back to the shed. She's back home with another escape, a human escape, but also fails, and that repeats many times]
(the next morning, Sunny is released out of the solitary shed)
Izzy Moonbow: Morning, Sunny. Back from your vacation?
Sunny Starscout: I wasn't on a vacation, Izzy. I was in solitary confinement.
Izzy Moonbow: Oh, it's nice to get a bit of time to yourself, isn't it?
[bells ring]
Big Jet: (clears throat) Roll call! Come along now. You'll be late for the parade.
All ponies: (chattering)
Big Jet: Quick march. Left, right, left, right. Left, right, left, right! Come on. Smarten up.
Lyra: Whoa!
Big Jet: Discipline! Order! Back in my days as a Wonderbolt when the senior officer called for a scramble, you'd hop in the old crate and tallyho. Blast off!
Horse: Give over, you blue fool. They just want to count us from the rainbow cookie dough progress.
Big Jet: Oh, how dare you talk back to a leading officer. (suddenly, Vicky comes) Why, back in my days...
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet, they're coming. Back in line.
Big Jet: Oh, right, right.
Sweetie Drops: Whoa!
Big Jet: There will be a stern reprimand for you, lad. You're grounded.
[Vicky walks to a gate]
Big Jet: Attention!
(Vicky observes the ponies who are in a group amry line)
Twilight Sparkle: Welcome back, Sunny. Is there a new plan?
(As Vicky observes, Sunny gives Twilight a note when Vicky turns on them. She shows them a picture of one of them who got her head destroyed by the Queen of Hearts)
All: (gulps)
Twilight Sparkle: I thought we tried going under.
(turns the note around
Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Over. Right.
(Vicky now does the cookie sheet to check the progress of each pony)
Sunny Starscout: [Gasp] [whispers] How's the cookie dough count?
Horse: I've pooped out five this morning. Five! Well-chuffed with that, I was...
Big Jet: Shush!
[As Vicky checks each pony, she checks that #282 didn't poop out any cookies this week]
Sunny Starscout: Oh, no.
(Babs Seed is the pony who didn't poop out any rainbow cookie dough)
All: (gasps)
Sunset Shimmer: Babs.
Vicky: (chuckles)
Sunny Starscout: Horse, why didn't you give her some of yours?
Horse: I would have. She didn't tell me. She didn't tell anyone. She's too nervous to say.
Babs Seed: Whoa!
(Tootie walks off with Babs Seed)
Izzy Moonbow: Oh, is Babs Seed off on vacation?
[Sunny sees Babs Seed is about to go onto the guillotine as Vicky destroys her, now using her as their dinner. While in her room, Sunny sees a flock of pegasi flying]
Sunny Starscout: [sigh] We've got to get out of here.
Twilight Sparkle: Sunny! Are we still on?
Sunny Starscout: Oh, we're on, all right. Spread the word, Twilight. Meeting tonight in house 17.
[The ponies sneak into house 17 late that night]
(knocking)
Sunny Starscout: Yes.
Black: You called? Cure Black and...
White: White.
Black: At your service.
[Sunny exits house 17, but Tootie is spying on her]
Sunny Starscout: Over here.
[they head to the back of the house]
Sunny Starscout: We need some more things.
Black: Right you are, miss. How about this quality handcrafted tea set?
Sunny Starscout: Uh, no.
White: Or this lovely necklace and pendant?
Sunny Starscout: It's love...
Black: Or this beautiful little number, all the rage in the fashionable ladies of Paris. Simply pop it on like so, and as the French folks say, "Voila!"
White: That's French.
Black: That's two hats in one, miss. For parties, and for weddings. Oh, but madame, this makes you look like a vision, like a dream.
White: Like a mare.
Sunny Starscout: No, thank you girls. We're making this. We need these things. Can you get them?
Black: [grabs a paper] Oh, oh, oh, this is a big job, miss. Oh, bigger than others. No, no. This is gonna cost...
Sunny Starscout: Same as always. One bag of meal.
Black: You call this pay?
White: It's horse feed.
Sunny Starscout: What else could we give you?
Black: Cookies.
Sunny Starscout: Cookies?
White: Cookies.
Sunny Starscout: We can't give you our cookies. They're too valuable for our cookie count.
Black: And so are we. After you, White.
White: (long beat) After I what?
Black: Move!
White: Whoa!
(Tootie is in her house still spying)
Tootie: Hmm.
(the girls already have their dinner involving Babs Seed)
Vicky: [typing on a computer] Twenty-two and nine. Fourteen shillings and threepence. Seven and sixpence times three. Two and nine. Fourpence halfpenny. Oh! Stupid, worthless creatures! I'm sick and tired of making minuscule profits. Huh? [Vicky sees a magazine with a new way on how to turn their pony farm into a gold mine] Oh!
Tootie: Oh, yes. Those ponies are up to something.
Vicky: Quiet. I'm onto something.
Tootie: They're organized. I know it.
Vicky: I said, "quiet".
Tootie: That orange one. I reckon she's their leader.
(slams)
Vicky: Tootie!
Tootie: [Gasp]
Vicky: I may finally have found a way to make us some real money around here, and what are you on about? Ridiculous notions of escaping ponies.
Tootie: But... But...
Vicky: It's all in your head, sis. Say it!
Tootie: It's all in me head. It's all in me head.
Vicky: Now, you keep telling yourself that, because I don't want to hear another word about it. Is that clear?
Tootie: Yes, sis. But you know that orange one...
Vicky: They're ponies! Apart from you, they're the most stupid creatures on this planet. They don't plot, they don't scheme, and they are not organized!
(inside house 17)
(Ponies chattering)
(slamming gravel)
Sunny Starscout: [on microphone] Order! Order! Quiet, everyone. Settle down. I would like to call to order... Please, if you could just settle...
Big Jet: Quiet NOW! Let's have some discipline in the ranks! What, what!
Sunny Starscout: Thank you, Big Jet.
Big Jet: In my days as a Wonderbolt, we were never allowed to waste time unnecessary chitchat.
Sunny Starscout: Yes, thank you, Big Jet.
Big Jet: I...
[pause]
Big Jet: Right! [chuckles, and clears throat]. Carry on, girl.
Sunny Starscout: Now, I know our last escape attempt was a bit of a fiasco, but Twilight and I have come up with a brand-new plan. Show them, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Right. We tried going under the wire and that didn't work. So, the plan is, we go over it.
[they all show a catapult]
Twilight Sparkle: [showing a dummy] This is us, right? We get in like this. Wind her up, and let her go!
(the dummy fires)
Big Jet: (gasps)
(he ducks on time as the dummy hits the wall)
All: (screaming)
Big Jet: Good grief! The dummy's bought it!
Sunny Starscout: I think we might need to make some adjustments.
Sweet Berry: (gasps) Farmer's coming!
(blows horn)
All: (screaming)
(they tried to hide everything)
Big Jet: Operation Cover-up! (muffled) Whoa!
(they still cover everything, head back to houses and turn off the lights before Tootie appears)
[Tootie observes everyone, who is asleep. But sees a odd looking teapot pony, making noises from a pony]
Vicky: Tootie!
Tootie: (hits her head) Ow!
Vicky: Where are you?!
Tootie: It's all in your head. It's all in your head. It's all in your head.
Sweet Berry: (checks the window) All clear.
Sunny Starscout: Think, everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?
Izzy Starscout: Uh...
House: We haven't tried not trying to escape.
Izzy: Hmm. That might work.
Sunny Starscout: What about Babs Seed? How many more empty beds will it take?
House: Perhaps it wouldn't be empty if she'd spent more time pooping and less time escaping.
Sunny Starscout: So pooping out cookie dough all your life, and then turning into dinner is good enough for you, is it?
Horse: It's a living.
Sunny Starscout: You know what the problem is? The fences aren't just round the farm. They're up here in your heads. There's a better place out there somewhere beyond that hill, and it has wide open spaces and lots of trees, and grass. Can you imagine that? Cool, green grass.
Rarity: Who feeds us?
Sunny Starscout: We feed ourselves.
Lickity Split: Well, where's the farm?
Sunny Starscout: There is no farm.
Izzy Starscout: Then where does the farmer live?
Sunny Starscout: There is no farmer, Izzy.
Izzy Starscout: Is she on vacation?
Sunny Starscout: She isn't anywhere. Don't you get it? There's no morning head count, no farmers, no dogs and coops and keys, and no fences.
Horse: In all my life I've never heard such a fantastic, load of TRIPE! Oh, face the facts, you. The chances of us getting out of here are a million to one.
Sunny Starscout: Then there's still a chance.
(She leaves house 17)
Big Jet: (muffled) Ow!
Sunny Starscout: Okay, there might be a chance I say, but (sobbing). Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. What am I doing? Who are you trying to fool? You can't lead this bunch of...(bangs on the fence) Oh, heaven help us.
(Sunny sits on the side of the fence)
(Boom)
Rocky: (distant screaming)
Sunny Starscout: (gasps)
(she sees a red flying rocketship)
Rocky: Freedom!
Sunny Starscout: Huh?
(Rocky flies over the fence, but looses control and flies into the farm)
Rocky: Whoa! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You've been a wonderful audience.
(Clang)
All: Ouch!
Cheerliee: My goodness!
(the ad flies to the ground and onto Sunny's hooves as she has an idea)
Sunny Starscout: That's it. (gasps) Get him inside quickly.
(Tootie comes out with Doidle and Spike as the ponies hide in a house as Sunny shows them an ad of the name of Space Mountain, the flying ride)
Sunny Starscout: This is our way out of here.
Izzy Moonbow: We'll make posters?
Sunny Starscout: No. What's on the poster, Izzy. What's on the poster. We'll fly out!
Izzy Moonbow: He must be very important to have his picture taken. What do you suppose he does?
Horse: Isn't it obvious? He's a professional flying rocketship. He flies from place to place, giving demonstrations.
Izzy Moonbow: Do you suppose?
Horse: Oh, absolutely.
Rocky: (in bed) Not in the dark, no. No, not in there. No. Get out. Good. Gotta get...No no huh? (seeing the ponies) Yikes! Who are you? Where am I? What's going on? Ouch! What happened to my turbine?
Sunny Starscout: You took a rather nasty fall.
Twilight Sparkle: And sprained the anterior tendon connecting your radius to your humerus. I gave it a wee bit of a tweak, Jimmy, and wrapped her up.
Rocky: Was that English?
Sunny Starscout: She said you sprained your turbine. She fixed it.
Izzy Moonbow: I made the bandage.
Horse: I-I carried you in.
Ponies: (chattering)
Rocky: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Whoa. [chuckling] Let's back up and start from the top. Where am I?
Sunny Starscout: You're right. How rude of us. We're just very excit... This is a horse farm.
Izzy: And we're the ponies and powerless unicorns. [winks]
Rocky: Yeah, with you so far. Horse farm, ponies...
Big Jet: I don't like the look of this one. His body is a red as fire.
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet, please.
Big Jet: And he's a Yank!
Rocky: Easy, dude. Fighting's illegal where I come from.
Horse: And where is that exactly?
Rocky: Just a little place I call the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Twilight Sparkle: United Kingdom!
Rocky: No! America.
All: Oh! America.
Big Jet: Okay then. Pushy Americans. Always showing up late for every war. Overpaid, oversexed and over here!
[closing the door]
Rocky: Hey, what's eating this dude?
Sunny Starscout: Oh, don't mind him, Mister... Mister?
Rocky: The name's Rocky. Rocket the Red Rocketship. Rocky for short.
G3 Rainbow Dash: Rocky?
Rocky: Catchy, ain't it?
Sunny Starscout: Um, Rocky, is this you?
Rocky: Uh, who wants to know?
Sunny Starscout: A group of rather desperate ponies? You see, if it is you, then you just might be the answer to our prayers.
[they all chuckle]
Rocky: Well, then, call me a miracle, 'cause that's me.
All: (applause)
Apple Bloom: And what brings you to Dimsdale, Rocky?
Rocky: Why, all the beautiful ladies, of course.
All: (chattering)
Horse: Give order!
[Horse pushes Rocky, spitting water out]
Rocky: You see, I'm a traveler by nature. I did that whole thing for a while, but I couldn't really get into it. Hi. How are you? Nope.
Swooning pony: (faints)
Rocky: The open road. That's more my style. Yep, just give me a pack on my back and point me where the wind blows. In fact, you know what they call me back home? You're gonna love this. The Lone Free Ranger.
All: (applause)
Moondancer: Isn't that great?
Sunny Starscout: I knew it was possible.
Rocky: Oh, it's possible, all right.
Sunny Starscout: I knew the answer would come.
Rocky: Amen!
Sunny Starscout: We're all going to fly over that fence, and Rocky is going to show us how, right?
Rocky: That's... What? Did you say "fly"?
Sunny Starscout: You can teach us.
Rocky: No, I can't. [to Sunny Starscout] Listen. Shh. You hear that?
[silence]
Rocky: That's the open road calling my name, and I was born to answer that call. TTFN. [runs out the door]
Izzy Moonbow: He must have very good hearing.
Rocky: Okay, okay, where's the exit? Aha, this way.
Sunny Starscout: Rocky, um, perhaps I didn't explain our situation properly. We poop out rainbow cookie dough day in and day out, and when we can't poop out any more, they kill us.
Rocky: It's a cruel world, sun girl. You might as well get used to it.
Sunny Starscout: Which part of "they kill us" do you not understand?
Rocky: Hey. I got my own set of problems to worry about. Besides, this cage can't be that hard to bust out of. In fact, watch me.
Sunny Starscout: It's not so hard to get one of them out of here or even two, but this is about all of us.
Rocky: Huh? All of you?
Sunny Starscout: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Rocky: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You want to get every one in this place out of here at the same time?
Sunny Starscout: Of course.
Rocky: You're certifiable. You can't pull off a stunt like that. That's dangerous.
Sunny Starscout: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Rocky: Couldn't agree more. I will be leaving that way. But...
Sunny Starscout: But... Rocky?
Rocky: [singing] I'm the new type of guy.
Sunny Starscout: Please!
Rocky: [continues singing] That likes to roam around I'm never in one...
(honking)
Rocky: (gasps)
(he sees the truck and hides. The truck reveals to be named Disneyland)
Sunny Starscout: So that's it. You're from a theme park. Look like you're on a run.
Rocky: Shh! [grabs Sunny Starscout] You wanna keep it down? I'm trying to lay low here.
(doorbell)
Sunny Starscout: I should turn you in right now.
Rocky: You wouldn't. Would you?
Sunny Starscout: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
Rocky: Because I'm cute?
Sunny Starscout: (whinnys) (muffled whinny)
Rocky: Hey, hey, hey! What kind of crazy mare are you? Do you know what'll happen if he finds me?
Sunny Starscout: It's a cruel world.
Rocky: I just decided. I don't like you.
Sunny Starscout: I just decided. I don't care. Now, show us how to fly.
Rocky: With this on me?
Sunny Starscout: Teach us then.
Rocky: No!
Sunny Starscout: (whinny) (muffled whinny)
Vicky: He's valuable, you say?
Cast Member: Sure.
Vicky: Get the flashlight.
Rocky: Now you listen here, sister. I'm not going back to that life. I'm a Lone Free Ranger. Emphasis on free!
Sunny Starscout: And that's what we want. Freedom!
Rocky: (gasps)
(Vicky and Tootie are on their way)
Sunny Starscout: Fancy that. They're coming this way.
Rocky: Oh, oh, no. No. Oh, no. They're on to me.
Sunny Starscout: Teach us to fly and we'll hide you.
Rocky: And if I don't?
Sunny Starscout: (begins to whinny, but her mouth is covered)
Rocky: Was your father by any chance learns friendship?
Sunny Starscout: Do we have a deal?
(Rocky sees that Vicky and Tootie are now entering into the farm)
Rocky: (sigh) Okay, whoa!
(they head to a house wall)
Rocky: Time to make good on that deal, mare...
Sunny Starscout: The name is Sunny Starscout.
Rocky: Oh.
(knocking)
Horse: Get in.
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Whoa!
(Vicky checks at the house and sees nothing, can't find Rocky)
(Sunny opens the box where Rocky is hiding)
Sunny Starscout: Comfortable?
Rocky: Not really.
Sunny Starscout: Maybe this will help. [tries to get out Rocky]
Rocky: Oh oh, ow! Nice hideout. Ouch. I had more room in my system to poop out a cookie dough.
Sunny Starscout: We've held up our end of the deal. Tomorrow you hold up yours.
Rocky: What deal?
Sunny Starscout: The flying!
Rocky: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, right. Don't worry. I'll teach you everything I know. Now, which bed is mine?
All: Choose me! (saying choose me multiple times)
Big Jet: (as it turns out, Rocky is sleeping with Big Jet) This is absolutely outrageous! Asking a officer to share his quarters, and with a noncommissioned Yank, no less. Why, back in my day, I'd never...
Rocky: Hey! You weren't exactly my first choice either. And scoot over. Your wing's on my side of the bed.
Big Jet: Your side of the bed? The whole bed is my side of the bed!
Rocky: Just... What's that smell? Is that your breath?
Big Jet: It's absolutely outrageous.
(the next morning)
All: (chattering)
Rocky: So you wanna fly, huh? Well, it ain't gonna be easy, and it ain't gonna happen overnight either. You see, flying takes three things. Hard work, perseverance and... Have fun.
Big Jet: But that doesn't make sense!
Rocky: That's because during training the important rule is to have fun. Yeah.
Big Jet: Codswallop!
(door closes)
Rocky: Now, the most important thing is we have to work as a team...
[they all nod]
Rocky: ...which means, you do everything I tell you.
[they all continue nodding]
Sunny Starscout: Hope this works.
Rocky: Right! Let's rock and roll.
(with Rocky as their coach, the ponies start doing their flight training, involving kung fu, push ups, and other moves until Tootie sees them)
Tootie: Vicky! The ponies are...
Ponies: (whinny) (snorting)
Tootie: Grazing? (nervous chuckle)
Vicky: It's all in your head, Tootie.
Rocky: And left, two, three. And right, two, three. And, stop right there. Oh, yeah, down. Down. Yeah, yeah, make little circles. That's it. Faster. Faster. Oh, yes. Perfect.
All: (spinning)
(Sunny stops spinning and sees Rocky on a massage bed getting massages from Aloe, facial mask from Lotus while the bed that moves acts like a moving earth)
Rocky: (sigh) This is the life.
Sunny Starscout: (clears throat)
Lotus and Aloe: (gasps)
Lotus: Okay.
(they walk off)
Sunny Starscout: I thought you were going to teach us how to fly.
Rocky: That's what I'm doing.
Sunny Starscout: Isn't there usually some flapping involved?
Rocky: Hey, do I tell you how to poop out cookie dough? Chillax. We're making progress.
Sunny Starscout: Really? I can't help feeling we're going around in circles.
[the ponies spin around]
Rocky: What the... Hey! Cut it out! You're making me dizzy. Okay, I think they're ready to fly now.
Sunny Starscout: Good, because they certainly can't walk anymore.
Horse and Izzy Moonbow: Whoa!
Twilight Sparkle: (dizzy)
Rocky: Up and at them, gals. Let's flap.
(the ponies uses fake wings to help them fly)
Applejack: You got this.
Black: Right, White. Let's see if old Sun has come to her senses.
Apple Bloom: Incoming! Oh! (faint)
Posey: (screaming)
Ponies: (screaming)
White: It's raining ponies!
Black and White: (gasps)
Izzy Moonbow: (screams) Ow!
Black: What's this caper, love?
Izzy Moonbow: We're flying.
Black: Obviously.
(the ponies tries to fly)
Black: Flipping licorish. Look at this, White.
White: They're gonna hurt themselves! Wanna watch?
Black: Yeah, all right.
(The ponies tries to practice flying on a treadmill, only for Twilight to lose control)
(Black and White are in awe as Ponies jump fly on a airbag)
Sweetie Belle: (screams)
(thud)
Both: Ow!
Black: Oh! Careful of those!
Both: (laughing)
(Horse carries Diamond Tiara and toss her into the air, only for her to land into a bucket)
Black: The moon is showing up. [laughing]
(Silver Spoon throws Twilight)
White: Now they're flipping!
(the pony pulls on a rope, causing a pony to spin and land on a ground)
Black: Definitely messed up.
[they all run to a roof]
Rocky: Go! Go! Go! Go, go, go, go! Go!
Pony: Whoa!
Black: Mare in motion! [laughing]
(Sunny runs off the roof, thought she's flying. However, she's on top of the pony pile)
White: Pony a hoof, friendship flop together.
Both: (laughing)
Sunny Starscout: Whoa. (yelps)
(the pony pile crashes down)
Rocky: Good work, ladies. Great work! The pain you're feeling is a good thing. It's good. Pain is your friend, okay? It's a positive thing. Just keep the faith there, uh... What was your name? Apple Fritter! You'll get there. Quacker, I think you flew four feet today.
Black: Right, four feet! From the roof to the ground.
[they both laugh]
Rocky: It's all part of the process, ladies. Nothing to worry about.
Silver Spoon: [whispering] You little...
(then something shaking in the water made Rocky feel concern)
Rocky: Whoa! That doesn't sound good. Ha, ha, ha. Okay, the ground's shaking. Are we... Are we worried? Are we worried?
(the ponies sees a truck)
Rocky: (gasps) The theme park! Quick! Hide me! Hide me!
Sunny Starscout: [sigh] Come on.
Big Jet: One isn't awarded a medal like this for flapping about like a lunatic-
(they entered house 1 where Big Jet is)
Big Jet: What? Now, see here! This is an officer's quarters!
Sunny Starscout: Quick. In here.
Big Jet: Get out of here immediately, sir!
Rocky: Oh, give it a rest, dude.
(Sunny hides Rocky in a closet)
Big Jet: Get out of here! I shall have you on a charge within the week!
(The ponies look at the truck as it unloads a big package from the food factory, the truck then leaves)
Tootie: Thanks, mate. Huh?
(the ponies remove the binoculars as they act normal)
Tootie: It's all in your head. It's all in your head. It's all in your head. (they open up the package) Ooh!
(Vicky takes out a blade)
Tootie: What... What... What's all this then?
Vicky: [spins the blade] This is our future, sister. No more wasting time with petty rainbow cookie dough collection and minuscule profits.
Tootie: No more rainbow cookies? But we've always been cookie bakers and farmers. Me mother and her mother and all their mothers. They was always...
Vicky: Poor! Worthless. Nothings. But all that's about to change. This will take our farm out of the dark ages, and into a full-scale automated production.
(blades pop out)
Tootie: (gasps)
Vicky: Vicky will be poor no longer. Get to work, sister.
Tootie: I'll put it together then, shall I?
(door closes)
Sunny Starscout: This isn't good, Twilight. Whatever's in those boxes is for us, and I don't think it's softer bedding.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Sunny. And I hate to be the voice of doom, but I've been calculating my figures, and I just don't think we're built for flying.
Sunny Starscout: But I saw him. He flew in over that fence.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, I believe you, but if we could just see it for ourselves, that may answer some questions.
Sunny Starscout: You're right. I'm sorry. We've been at this all week, and we're getting nowhere. If his turbine were better, he could... Oh! I'll have a word with him. (Sunny heads back to house 1, but discovers that Rocky isn't in the closet anymore) Where is he?
Big Jet: They didn't give me this medal for being a Yank nanny.
Sunny Starscout: A simple "I don't know" would suffice.
Big Jet: Beware of that one, young sun. That Yank is not to be trusted.
Sunny Starscout: That Yank is our ticket out of here.
Rocky: And the horse says to the unicorn, "Hey, fella, why the long face?"
All: (laughing)
Rocky: Oh, oh, look, look. Spacebob!
All: (laughing)
Horse: Give over!
Rocky: (spits out water)
All: Oh!
Rocky: Oh! (sees Sunny Starscout) So, um, anyway... Remember those flying tips tomorrow. They're very important. Keep thinking those flighty thoughts.
Horse: Oh, yeah.
Rocky: They're swell ladies. They really are. Look at what Izzy made me. An antenna warmer. Isn't that the cutest? And that Horse. [laughing] She really packs a punch. Is there a problem here?
Sunny Starscout: Have we flown over that fence?
Rocky: Not quite. [walks away]
Sunny Starscout: Then there's a problem.
Rocky: Good things come to those who wait, hot sun.
Sunny Starscout: It's Sunny Starscout!
(Rocky gets a bath in a big bathtub and after drying himself off)
Sunny Starscout: Okay, how long did it take you?
Rocky: To do what?
Sunny Starscout: To learn how to fly.
Rocky: Apples and oranges, Sunstar. I'm gifted. They're not. You can't compare the two, okay? The point is, these things take time.
Sunny Starscout: Which we are rapidly running out of. We haven't even lifted off the ground. Why?
Twilight Sparkle: Thrust. I went over my calculations, and I figured the key element we're missing is thrust.
Rocky: I-I didn't get a word of that.
Twilight Sparkle: Thrust! Other flyers, when they take off, what do they have? Thrust.
Rocky: I swear she ain't using real words.
Twilight Sparkle: She said we need more thrust.
Rocky: Oh, thrust. Well, of course, we need thrust. Thrust and flying are like this. That's flying and that's thrust.
Sunny Starscout: Would you excuse us?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes.
Rocky: Ouch, the wing, the wing, the wing.
Sunny Starscout: If we don't see some results by tomorrow, the deal is off, and you're on your own. No more hiding. The girls will find you, and it's back to the theme park, flying spaceboy.
Rocky: You're only the first lady I ever met with the shell still on. Sleep tight, hot face. The Rock's on the case. (walks home)
Sunny Starscout: (distant) For the last time, it's Sunny Starscout!
(she throws the towel at Rocky)
Rocky: Whew!
(the next morning)
(rooster crowing)
Black: Oh, it was a beaut, guv'nor. Hmm? A fine piece of work, if I do say so meself. I say so meself too.
Rocky: I wish I could have seen it.
Black: We slipped into the farmer's room, all quiet like.
White: Like a fish.
Black: Yeah, and we... "Like a fish"? You stupid Norbert. Anyway, guv, here it is. El merchandiso.
White: That's Spanish.
Sunny Starscout: What are these two crooks doing here?
Rocky: So, you know each other.
White: She don't think we're valuable.
Rocky: Guys, you are without a doubt the sneakiest, most light-fingered thieving parasities I've ever met.
Black: Oh, don't, don't. Stop it.
White: I've gone bright red.
Black: So, uh, how about them cookies?
Sunny Starscout: The cookie dough? Don't tell me you promised them...
Rocky: Yep! Promised them every cookie dough I pooped out this month.
Black: And when can we expect the first installment?
Rocky: I'm brewing one up as we speak, guys. I'll keep you posted.
Black: Pleasure doing business with you, sir. Sucker.
[they both walk away]
Rocky: What?
Sunny Starscout: You've lied to them.
Rocky: I didn't lie, hot head. I just omitted certain truths. I'll give them exactly what I promised.
Sunny Starscout: Which is nothing.
Rocky: Which is what I'll give them.
Sunny Starscout: And what will you give us?
Rocky: Thrust! (Rocky has a belt and uses it as a thrust sling shot on Horse, who is on the Rocket bed) You okay, sweetheart?
Horse: (gulps)
Rocky: Good, good.
[they pull Horse back]
Rocky: Now this is just a little more helper. Something to get you going. It's a thrust exercise.
White: The tension's killing me!
Black: It's gonna hurt her!
[they both laugh]'
Rocky: Release!
[they all release Horse]
Horse: Whoa!
Sunny Starscout: Hope this works.
[Horse continues going faster]
Sunny Starscout: Come on! Flap those wings!
(Horse flaps her fake wings while passing Cure Black and white)
Sunny Starscout: You can do it. Flap, flap, flap!
[the cart releases Horse]
Horse: (screaming)
Sunny Starscout: Yes, yes, yes! Oh....
(Horse can't fly high enough as she bounces off of the fence)
Black: Is that your first offense?
Both: (laughing)
Horse: Look out!
Both: (screams)
(thud)
(Cure Black, White and Horse turned into a ball and rolls out of the scene)
Black, White and Horse: (screaming)
(crashing)
Rocky: Oops. (nervous laughs)
(bells ringing)
All: (panicking)
Izzy Moonbow: Roll call! I haven't pooped out any cookie dough.
Rocky: Hide me.
Sunny Starscout: What?
Izzy Moonbow: Three days and not one. Oh, no!
Sunny Starscout: Why didn't you tell us, Izzy?
Rocky: Hide me!
Izzy Moonbow: We've been so busy with the flying...
Sassy Saddles: They're coming!
Rocky: Hide me!
Sunny Starscout: This is our time so hide yourself!
(they back to their usual army line as Vicky observes everyone, and checks on Izzy. She thought she's going to get her head off and become dinner, but instead, Vicky measures her weight size)
Vicky: Replace all horse feed with human food, Tootie. I want them all as fat as this one.
Izzy Moonbow: (faints) All my life flashed before me eyes! It was really boring.
(Tootie brings out a big table filled with human food)
Izzy Moonbow: Pizza. Never tried that before!
(they run to the food table)
Sunny Starscout: Wait. Wait.
Vicky: Come on, Tootie. Let them be.
Tootie: Oh!
Sunny Starscout: No. Wait!
All: (munching)
Sunny Starscout: Izzy, please! Horse! Stop it! Wait! Stop! (she kicks the table out of the way) Stop it!
All: Huh?
Sunny Starscout: Something is wrong here. Can't you see that? Strange boxes arrive here. Izzy stops pooping, but they don't take her to the chop, and now they're giving us human food instead of horse food. Don't you see what's happening? They're fattening us up. They're going to destroy us all.
All: (gulps)
Rocky: Whoa, whoa! Heavy alert. [laughing] She didn't mean that, gals.
Sunny Starscout: Do you mind?
Rocky: Keep eating. Save some for me. Come on, Ms Hottie.
Sunny Starscout: What are you doing? How dare you! Let go of me!
Rocky: Listen. I've met some hot heads in my day, but I'd say you're about in 20 minutes.
Sunny Starscout: What's that supposed to mean?
Rocky: It means you got to lighten up. You see, over in America, we have this rule. If you want to motivate someone, don't mention death.
Sunny Starscout: Funny. Over here, the rule is: Always tell the truth.
Rocky: Okay. That's been working like a real charm, hasn't it? Here's some free advice. You want them to perform? Tell them what they wanna hear.
Sunny Starscout: You mean lie.
Rocky: Here we go again. You know what your problem is? You're difficult.
Sunny Starscout: Why? Because I'm honest? I care about what happens to them, something I wouldn't expect a lone free ranger to know anything about.
Rocky: If this is the way you show it, I hope you never care about me.
Sunny Starscout: I can assure you, I never will.
Rocky: Good!
Sunny Starscout: Fine!
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Hmph!
(as they parted ways)
Rocky: (gasps)
(Rocky sees all the ponies feeling blue and sad and Rocky thought to lighten everyone up)
(While Sunny is on the roof, she hears music and heads to the house where it's setting up)
Sunny Starscout: What's all this?
Black: Well, here she is. Ask and you shall recieve.
White: That's biblical.
Black: That's real craftsmanship is what it is. Solid as a rock.
(pops)
All: Whoa!
White: It's supposed to do that.
Rocky: It's perfect, girls.
Black: And how's that cookie coming?
Rocky: This is a double.
(The girls exit as Rocky sets up the music)
(Flip, Flop, Fly plays)
Sunny Starscout: I don't see what this has to do with...
Rocky: You will. We've been working too hard. Time to kick back a bit and shake those tails.
Horse: Look at him. Fooling around like a... Oh, good heavens. (hoof tapping) What's happening?
Rocky: That's called a beat, sister. Feel it pulsing through your body?
Horse: Oh, yes. Pulsing. Fancy that.
Rocky: Hey, well, then go with it, baby.
Horse: [dancing] Oh, my. Look! I'm going with it!
Izzy Moonbow: Horse, what's got into you?
Horse: Same thing that's got into you apparently.
[they both dance to the music]
Rocky: Just go with the flow, gals!
Izzy Moonbow: Whoo! Yeah!
Rocky: Let it go!
(they all dance)
Big Jet: Now, see here. I don't recall authorizing a hop.
Horse: Oh, shut your mouth and dance.
Big Jet: Whoa! Oh! [laughing]
(all dancing)
White: (sniffing)
Black: What are you sobbing about, you nancy?
White: Little moments like this, mate. It's what makes the job all worthwhile. Wanna dance?
(long beat)
Black: Yeah, all right.
(lights turned on as they contiuned dancing with Sunny and Rocky. Horse throws Izzy into the air as she lands onto her bed)
Izzy Moonbow: (screams)
(crashs)
Izzy Moonbow: [giggling] Did you see that? I flew!
All: (applause)
Rocky: Attagirl, Izzy. Attagirl.
Sunny Starscout: Oh! Your turbine. It's better.
Rocky: Well... How about that?
Sunny Starscout: Fantastic. You can fly for us tomorrow.
Rocky: Uh, uh, yeah, so it seems.
Izzy Moonbow: I flew! I flew!
Sunny Starscout: Looks like I owe you an apology. I didn't think you cared about us, but after all this... Well, it seems I was wrong.
Rocky: Hey, easy, Miss Star. I might think you're turning soft.
(slow jazz playing)
Rocky: Uh, listen, there's something I gotta tell ya. I...
(the power goes out)
All: (concern noises)
Sunny Starscout: No. You'd better wait here.
Doidle and Spike: (barking)
(Sunny observes what's happening into the big shed)
(Tootie finishes the machine as it now operates)
Tootie: Ooh, that's champion, that is. What is it?
Vicky: It's a dessert machine, sis. Ponies go in, desserts come out.
Tootie: Ooh! What kind of desserts?
Vicky: Chocolate chip cookie.
Tootie: My favorite!
Vicky: Desserts like cakes, cookies, brownies and all made out of ponies, Tootie! Imagine it. In less than a fortnight, every grocers' in the county will be stocked with box upon box of Vicky's Homemade Desserts.
Tootie: Just Vickie?
Vicky: Woman's touch. Makes the public feel more comfortable.
Tootie: Oh, right. How does it work?
(slaps)
Tootie: (gasps)
Vicky: Get me a pony and I'll show you.
Tootie: I know just the one.
Doidle: (growls)
Sunny Starscout: Uh, nice doggie. Whoa!
Tootie: (she grabs Sunny) I've got a score to settle with you.
Izzy Moonbow: Oh no! They've got Sunny!
(gate closes)
Horse: We mustn't panic. We mustn't panic!
(long beat)
All: (screaming)
Big Jet: Quiet there! Quiet, I say! Let's have some discipline, what, what. The enemy has taken a prisoner! This calls for retaliation! Retaliation!
Rocky: What's going on? What's happening?
Izzy Moonbow: They got Sunny, Rocky. They're taking her to the chop!
Big Jet: Well, what are you waiting for, laddie? Fly over there. Save her!
Rocky: of course... No, no! No, that's just what they'd expect. But I say we give them the old element of surprise.
Big Jet: And catch Jerry with his trousers down. (laughs) I like the sound of that. What's the plan?
Rocky: The plan... The plan. Then plan... Uh, Izzy! Give me that thing. Horse, give me a boost.
(Rocky uses a sling shot to head into the big shed)
Rocky: (screaming)
(thud)
Rocky: What a ride!
(Rocky sees the big dessert machine)
Rocky: Whoa, look at the size of that thing.
(Tootie puts Sunny onto an upright foot lock)
Rocky: Oh, no!
Tootie: Ponies go in, desserts come out.
(the machine activates)
Tootie: [chuckling] All desserts made from ponies. Not... Not chocolate chip cookies. Pony desserts!
(Sunny tries to open the lock but fails, until she sees the celing hole)
Sunny Starscout: (gasps) Oh, great. Brilliant!
Rocky: Yo, Summer!
Sunny Starscout: Rocky!
Rocky: I'm coming!
Sunny Starscart: Hurry!
Rocky: (slipping) I'm still coming!
Sunny Starscout: Come on! Stop this thing!
Rocky: I'm getting there!
(Rocky tries to save her, but it was too late as the foot lock is release and the spring loaded pedelstal shoots up, sending Sunny into the ceiling hole)
Rocky: Oh, shoot!
Sunny Starscout: Rocky!
(Rocky pulls down the topping lever on)
Rocky: I'll be down before you can say-(gasps) Mixed Toppings?! (the toppings send Rocky into the ceiling hole as he falls into it, the toppings heads into the topping side while Rocky heads into the pony side. He's about to be shredded, but was saved from a bar and heads into the dough room) D-oh! Get it? Dough.
Sunny Starscout: [tries to get the hooves out] I'm stick!
Rocky: Nothing to it. Oops. [tries to get the hooves out]
(they look that they're about to enter a roller)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (screaming)
(Rocky comes to Sunny)
Rocky: Hang on! (they grab onto the chain, but land onto a cookie dough)
Sunny Starscout: Look out!
(they duck as a cookie cutter cuts through the cookie)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Whoa! (yelps)
(they enter the room where cream cheese filling is being added onto the brownie cookie cakes)
(The brownie batter lands ontop of them as Rocky tries to find a chocolate chip)
Rocky: Hey! Aha!
(Rocky puts a chocolate chip into the cream cheese filling hole, strugging to get it out)
Rocky: Yeah!
Sunny Starscout: Whoohoo!
(but a machine called the cake despositor lands on top of them, covered in cake as it's taken into the oven. They come out of the dessert)
Rocky: Oh, it's like an oven in here. (gasps)
(the oven starts to cook up the desserts as the door begins to close)
Sunny Starscout: Come on!
[they both run]
Rocky: Wait up! I'm com- [lands on a dessert]
[Sunny runs to the door]
Rocky: Don't leave- [falls on another dessert] Get over to the- [falls in the dessert]
Sunny Starscout: (Seeing Rocky's in trouble uses a wrench to keep the door from closing and saves him) The door's closing! Come on!
(the wrench can't hold on as it flings off the door)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (screaming)
( they slide under on time, with the purse taken off, Sunny grabs the purse on time. Sunny puts her purse back on while Rocky cleans up, then the drops of cream cheese land on Sunny as the filling machine malfunctions, then the machine malfunctions]
Rocky: She's gonna blow! Run!
(The wrench where Sunny blocks with the door is on the gears)
(alarm blaring)
Vicky: (gasps)
(seeing the pressure rising)
Vicky: What did you do, sister?!
Tootie: I didn't do it!
(the machine falls apart as the cream cheese filling releases the chocolate chip, sending the gears falling off and after them)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Whoa!
Vicky: Turn it off!
Tootie: It won't turn off!
(Rocky and Sunny contiuned running as they finally exit the machine)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (screaming)
(they land on a box)
Sunny Starscout: (screams)
(the sticker is placed on Rocky as Sunny sees a logo of Vicky's Desserts and she takes it off)
Rocky: Ouch!
Sunny Starscout: We've got to show the others. Come on.
Tootie: (whimpers)
Vicky: (sigh)
[Vicky unplugs the machine, then grabbing a dessert]
Tootie: Look! I fixed it! Huh?
[Vicky splats a dessert on Tootie)
(Sunny places Vicky's Desserts sticker for to show everyone)
All: (gasps)
Horse: Desserts made from us?
All: Ohh! Oh, no!
Sunny Starscout: Yes, but...
Izzy: I don't want to turn into cake. I don't like frosting.
Sunny Starscout: Ladies, please. Let's not lose our heads.
Horse: Lose our heads?
All: (screaming
Sunny Starscout: What I meant to say was, Rocky sabotaged the machine and bought us one more time. And better still, he's going to fly for us tomorrow.
All: (cheering)
Sunny Starscout: And once we've seen how's it done, we'll get it. We know it. So don't worry, because tomorrow everything's going to go much, much smoother.
Rocky: (as Rocky heads to the room) (gasps) All right, dude, what did I do now? A very brave and honorable deed, sir.
Big Jet: [clears throat] In the light of your action this evening, I... I dufifully admit that I have misjudged your character. So I present you with this medal for bravery. And, I salute you. In honor of the oocasion, I surrender the bed entirely. I shall sleep under the stars. Oh, uh, I await tomorrow's flying demonstration, with great anticipation.
Rocky: [looking in the mirror] You and me both, dude. [in the bedroom, he looks at a badge, but Sunny heads inside] Oh!
Sunny Starscout: I'm sorry. Were you...
Rocky: Is this your... I'll get up.
Sunny Starscout: No, no, it's just... No, I'm glad you're here, because...
Rocky: Since you're here...
Sunny Starscout: I'm sorry. You go first. I'll...
Rocky: You go ahead.
Sunny Starscout: Um, I just wanted to say, I may have been a bit harsh at first. Well, what I really mean is, thank you for saving my life. For saving our lives. You know, I come to this window every night, and look out to that hill and just imagine what it must be like on the other side. It's funny, I've... I've never actually felt grass beneath my feet. I'm sorry. Here I am rambling on about hills and grass, and you had something to say.
Rocky: Uh, y-y-yeah. Um, it's just that, y-you know, life as I've experienced it, you know, out there, lone free rangin' and stuff, it's, uh, it's full of disappointments and, uh...
Sunny Starscout: What, you mean grass isn't all it's cracked up to be?
Rocky: Grass! Exactly. Grass. It's always greener on the other side. And then you get there and it's brown and prickly. You see what I'm tryin' to say?
Sunny Starscout: Uhhh?
Rocky: What I'm trying to say is, (long pause) (sigh) you're welcome.
Sunny Starscout: You know, that hill is looking closer tonight than it ever has before. (her hoof is now on Rocky's red hoof)
Rocky: Oh!
Sunny Starscout: [clears throat] Well, good night, Rocky.
Rocky: Good night, Sunny Starscout.
Sunny Starscout: (sigh) Finally he said my real name.
(as Rocket tucks into his bed for the night, he looks on the piece of paper and has a thought of it)
(the next morning)
Big Jet: Company, attention!
Sunny Starscout: (she hangs the poster of Rocky) Well, today's the day, girls. We're going to fly! I can feel it!
All: (cheering)
Horse: Finally, we get to see a real professional in action.
Sunny Starscout: Better start warming up. I'll go and get him. Rocky, come on. Everyone's waiting, so I told them to... [notices that Rocky isn't here] R-Rocky? (she sees the bed where the badge is, but picks up the half piece of the poster and was shocked to see something,)
Sunny Starscout: You guys, Rocky isn't a flyer. He's a fraud flyer.
(thunderclaps)
(as it turns out, Rocky was actually a roller coaster rocketship from Space Mountain at Disneyland, meaning he can't actually fly)
(rain pouring down)
(Rocky escapes out of the farm and runs away)
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, a roller coaster. Yes, that would give you thrust.
Horse: I knew he was a fake all along. In fact, I'm not certain he was American.
Twilight Sparkle: So, what's the next plan, Sunny?
Sunny Starscout: Let's face it. The only way out of here is wrapped in pastry.
All: (gasps)
Izzy Moonbow: Perhaps he just went on vacation.
Horse: Perhaps he just went away from your infernal teddy hugging.
(tossing the teddy bear onto the ground and covers it in mud with her hoof)
Izzy Moonbow: (whimpers)
Twilight Sparkle: You were always the one that was always hitting him. See how you like it. [pushes Horse]
Horse: Don't push me, four-eyes!
Twilight Sparkle: (screaming)
Big Jet: Quiet there! Quiet, I say! Dissension in the ranks. Precisely what Jerry would have wanted. The old divde and conquer. A proper squadron work together, like we did in my days as a Wonderbolt. Jocko at the stick, Flappy at the map, and old Whizzbang at the tail-end Charlie. WingCo would give the call, teach by General Firefly, blast off! Wizard show it was. That's how you get medals.
Horse: Oh, will you shut up about your stupid blooming medals!
All: (gasps)
(the metal lands on the mud where Sunny is)
Big Jet: How dare you! (he buck kicks Horse in the face) Madam, forgive me. A-As an officer, I offer my most-
(Horse buck kicks at Big Jet, then attacks him)
(Everyone also joins until Sunny sees the Wonderbolt metal)
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet?
All: (shouting)
Sunny Starscout: Everyone, QUIET!
All: (gasps)
(long beat)
Sunny Starscout: [clears throat] Big Jet. What exactly is the Wonderbolts?
Big Jet: What do you mean, what is it? The Wonderbolts is a Equestria Pegasi Force is what.
Sunny Starscout: Then who is General Firefly?
(inside house 1)
Big Jet: Aha! There she is. Gorgeous, isn't she?
Sunny Starscout: You mean, you taught by her?
Big Jet: Beautifully. In fact, there's a bit of a story to that as well. We were out on a "recce," you see. Ops had given the go-ahead, but the weather duffed up. [he continues talking]
Sunny Starscout: Yes. Of course. We might actually be able to pull this off. We're still going to fly out of here.
Big Jet: What, what?
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet's provided the answer.
Big Jet: I have? Uh, yes, yes, yes. Of course I have. Uh, how have I?
Sunny Sunscout: We'll make a flying pegasus called: Rocket. (mins later) Twilight, you'll handle the engineering. Izzy, manufacturing. Big Jet will be chief aviation advisor. Horse, cookie dough.
Black and White: Cookie dough?
Sunny Starscout: Cookie dough.
Black: Right, just like the ones that rocketship was gonna poop out. Only they don't do that, do they?
White: Don't they?
Black: No, it's a lady thing, apparently. Ask your mum.
Sunny Starscout: One cookie dough for every item on the list. First payment in advance.
Both: [simultaneously] Right! When do we start?
(Black grabs the cookie dough)
White: I can't wait.
Come on: Come on!
(Cure Black and White disguise as princesses entered the factory)
Black: Oi.
White: Oh!
(they grab the tools while Tootie is fixing the machine)
Tootie: Huh? What the?
[She sees the toolbox is gone and sees the princesses]
Tootie: Oh, princesses now.
[Sunny makes a hole on the fence as Cure Black and White remove their disguises]
Black: Voila!
White: [laughs]
(they take the tools needed)
Pinkie Pie: Give me.
(While the ponies work on making the Flying Pegasi, Tootie is working on fixing the machine. Thought the machine is fixed, Tootie plugs it in, only to exploded on Vicky. The dogs sense something from behind)
Black: Ohh! All right, here.
White: [laughs]
(they sew the fabric while Horse is pooping out cookie dough while working)
Black: Cookies from heaven!
White: No! From her tail!
[the ponies contiuned working as Tootie finishes the repairs, turns the machine on and the ponies stopped working. But the machine stops as Chocolate sauce is sprayed onto Vicky]
Vicky: (screams)
(Sunny looks)
Vicky: Sister!
(kicks)
Tootie: Ow! Oh.
Sunny Starscout: That was close. Too close. We can't stop now. Come on, everyone! Go for it! Really go for it! Go, go, go, go! Twilight, we need those calculations quickly.
Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh.
Sunny Starscout: Rarity, that has to be really secure. Gracefully up there, Big Jet!
Big Jet Roger!
Sunny Starscout: Horse, give him a hand. Well done, Izzy. Keep it up.
Izzy Moonbow: [continues sewing] No problem, Sunstar.
(Sunny sees the Rocky poster, meanwhile Rocky is on his bike)
Rocky: [singing] Oh, I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around. I'm never in one place. I roam from town to town. And when I found myself fallin' for some girl. I'd hop right in that car... [Rocky stops and sees a sign VIcky's Homemade Desserts] Oh, boy.
(Tootie tries to start the machine)
Tootie: Come on. Oh, Please.
[the machine starts]
Sunny Starscout: Oh, no. She's fixed it.
Tootie: (laughing) It's done.

(door opens)

(Lighting strkes)
Vicky: Get the ponies.
Tootie: Which ones?
Vicky: I want them all. (Vicky increases speed of the machine as Tootie goes to the farm to collect the ponies. But as the ponies keep working, Tootie is shocked to see what they done)
Tootie: Me tools!
(beat)
Tootie: Why, you thieving little buggers!
Twilight Sparkle: What's the plan?
(long beat)
Sunny Starscout: Charge!
Tootie: Huh?! [she attacks Tootie]
Horse: Nice plan.
(they attack Tootie)
Tootie: Vicky! (screaming) Vicky! The ponies are revolting!
Vicky: (sigh) Finally, something we agree on.
Tootie: (Tootie is tied up) Help! Vi- [Twilight Sparkle gags Tootie's mouth up in tape] (muffled yell)

(thud)
Sunny Starscout: Under the house.
[they all grab Tootie under house 8]
Maud Pie: Come on!
[the house 8 hits Tootie]
Izzy Moonbow: What have we done?
Sunny Starscout: This is it, everyone. We're escaping.
Twilight Sparkle: What, now?
Sunny Starscout: Now!
Twilight Sparkle: But, Sunny, she's not ready to fly yet.
Sunny Starscout: Listen. We'll either die free ponies or die trying.
All: (cheering
Izzy Moonbow: Are those the only choices?
Sunny Starscout: Let's do it.
Big Jet: Scramble!
(They all scrambled as the ponies are now asemble Rocket)
Big Jet: This way!
[They put together the Flying Pegasi that resembles Rocket with a light up runway, afterwards, everyone now boards]

Twilight Sparkle: (giggles)
Tootie: [muffled] Vicky! Vicky!
Black: The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and...
White: Kiss your tail good-bye.
Sunny Starscout: All right, Big Jet, ready for blastoff.
Big Jet: Behind you all the way.
Sunny Starscout: But you're supposed to be up there. You're the pilot.
Big Jet: Oh, don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
Sunny Starscout: Back in you day, the Wonderbolts...
Big Jet: 6-4-4 Squadron, air division. We were the mascots.
Sunny Starscout: You mean you never actually flew the plane?
Big Jet: Good heavens, no. I'm flightless.
All: (gasps)
Big Jet: The Wonderbolts doesn't let flightless flyers behind the controls of a complex contraption.
Daisy: We're all gonna die!
All: (screaming)
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet, you have to fly it. You're always talking about back in your day as a Wonderbolt. Well, today is your chance to become back as a Wonderbolt.

(Big Jet sees the Wonderbolt pin)
Horse: You can do it, you veterian.
Big Jet: [grabs the medal] Wonderbolt Blue Thunder, reporting for duty.
All: (cheering)
Big Jet: Well, come on. What are you waiting for? We haven't got all day. Let's get this pegasus off the ground.

(Big Jet climbs to his pilot seat)
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet! Now!
Big Jet: Roger! Contact!
(The ponies pedal to give the pegasus power, the rocket from the tail side begins to fire up and it's headlights light up)
Big Jet: Cleared for blastoff!
[The ponies raise the ramp]
Big Jet: Blast off!
Trio: [simultaneously] Blast off!
(the Rocket begins moving)

Big Jet: Whoa!
(the Rocket trots slowly)
Big Jet: Full throttle!
Twilight Sparkle: Full throttle! [pulls the lever to make the wings of the Rocket flap]
[the Rocket goes faster]
Big Jet: We need more power!
Twilight Sparkle: I cannot work miracles, Cap'n! We're giving her all she's got!
(they're about to take off)
Big Jet and Sunny Starscout: (gasps)

(Tootie knocks the ramp down)
Tootie: Gotcha!
Big Jet: Hard right!
(the ponies make The Rocket gallop right)
Tootie: Oh, mother!
(the tail wing of Rocket hits Tootie on the head and falls unconcious)
Sunny Starscout: Turn her around! I'll get the ramp.

(Sunny heads over there to grab the ramp and lift it back up)
(Big Jet makes the Rocket turn around, but some lights were snag from it)
Vicky: Put the ramp down, missy.

Sunny Starscout: (gasps)

(Vicky pins her down and is about to use an axe on her)

Vicky: You are going to be a cookie!
(jingle)

Vicky: Huh?

Sunny Starscout: (gasps)
Rocky: (riding his bike) Sunny!
Sunny Starscout: Rocky!
Vicky: (gasps) That one rocketship. (gasps)
Rocky: Heads up!

Vicky: Whoa!

(her axe is thrown in the air after the inpact as Rocky lands onto the ground)

Vicky: (gasps)

(the axe is about to hit her, but nearly hits her)

Vicky: (faints)

Sunny Starscout: (sigh) Welcome back, Rocky.

Rocky: Don't want you to become a cookie.

Big Jet: Look out!

Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (gasps)

Big Jet: Clear the runaway!
(they both lift up the ramp in a nick of time as the Rocket flies high into the sky. Sunny is amazed that it works)

Rocky: Sunny! Let's go!
(they climb up onto the lights to be back onto the Rocket)
Horse: We're flying!

All: (cheering)
Vicky: (groans) Huh?
(Sunny and Rocky are now on the Rocket. But as they're about to embrace with a kiss)

(Sunny kicks Rocket in the face)
Rocky: Ow! What was that for?
Sunny Starscout: That's for leaving.
Rocky: Ooh!
Sunny Starscout: And this is for coming back.

(but as they're about to kiss, The Rocket begins to shake)

Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (Screaming)

All: (screaming)
Big Jet: Great galaxies! What was that?
Twilight Sparkle: A cling-on, Cap'n! And the engines can't take it!
(as it turns out, Vicky has grab hold onto the lights)

Sunny Starscout and Rocky: (yelps)

(the lights were snag)
Sunny Starscout: Oh, goodness. Izzy! Scissors!
Izzy Moonbow: [looks in her bag until she finds scissors] Bingo.
Sunny Starscout: [takes the scissors] Lower me down.
Rocky: But, Sunny, I...
Sunny Starscout: Just do it.
Big Jet: Increase velocity!
Izzy Moonbow: What does that mean?
Horse: It means pedal to the max!
[Vicky tries to climb up, but Sunny tries to use the scissors to cut the wire]
Sunny Starscout: Lower!
Rocky: I'm trying!
(Vicky keeps climbing as Sunny tries to keep cutting at the lights, until she sees the billboard)
Sunny Starscout: (gasps) Big Jet, look out!
Big Jet: (gasps) Whooooaaaaa!

All: (screaming)

Vicky: (muffled) (screaming) (she hits the billboard of her face) (muffled) Whoa!

(the cookie dough is released out)

Cure Black and White: Whoa!
Rocky: [accidently releases Sunny Starscout] Oh! Sunny!
[Sunny slides down where Vicky is as she removes the billboard of her. Sunny tries to cut the wires loose as Vicky tries to chop her head, but is hit with cookie dough]
Rocky: Fire! Fire!
[more cookie dough hits Vicky]
White: (sobbing) Oh, me cookies.
Black: (sobbing and muttering) Not again.
[one of the cookie dough hits the scissors]

Sunny Starscout: (yelps) No!

Vicky: Yuck!

(Sunny tries to bit the wires out, but Vicky is ready to strike)
Rocky: More ammo! Hurry!
Black: We got no more cookie dough!
Rocky: Sunny! Look out!

(Vicky is about to chop Sunny's head off, but when she sees the axe is sharp enough to cut through wire, Sunny did what she had to do. Withthat, Vicky chops off her head)

Sunny Starscout: (yelps)

Rocky: Nooooooo!

(Vicky thought she defeated her, but as it turns out, Sunny has played possum by ducking her head)

Vicky: Huh?

Rocky: She, she's alive.

Sunny Starscout: You could've killed me. But you could've killed this. (shows that Vicky chopped off the strand of the lights)

Vicky: (gasps)

Sunny Starscout: Later gater.
Vicky: (screaming)
Big Jet: Bombs away!
Vicky: [flies in the machine] Tootie!
All: (cheering)
Rocky: Oh, that was good. That was good!
Big Jet: The veterian bought it! (chuckles)
Tootie: [walks in] Vicky! Vick-
Vicky: (as it turns out, Vicky is in the safety valve) (muffled screaming) (while struggling, she sees that the air pressure is begin to rise) (gasps)

(alarm blaring)

(the pressure reach to the max)

Vicky: This is gonna hurt.

(door closes)

(boom)

Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Whoa!

(the explosion creates a mushroom cloud of air)

(Tootie enters and sees the dogs licking the ingredients, leaving Vicky in the impact state after the explosion)
Tootie: I told you they was organized.
Vicky: I knew it. I should've LISTEN YOU THE WHOLE TIME. (then the door comes falling down) (screams)

(as it turns out, Tootie was the one who made the door slam on top of her who can't take this old sibling business anymore)
Sunny Starscout: We did it, everyone!
All: (Cheering)

(Twilight kiss Big Jet on the cheek)

Horse and Izzy: (giggles)

Black and White: (giggles)(sobbing)

Rocky: (laughing)

(and with that, Rocky and Sunny now have their kiss for the first time)
All: Aww! Whoa!
Big Jet: Keep peddling! We're not there yet! You can't see paradise if you don't pedal! (the Rocket lands in a special paradise) Put your drumsticks into it! [he imitates an airplane] That's what I told him, what, what. We were losing altitude, you see, and heading for a fearful prang.
Izzy Moonbow: This is a lovely vacation. I'll be sad to go back.
Twilight Sparkle: Safety at all times is imperative. Now, wind 'er up and...
[the foal flies]
Twilight Sparkle: ...let 'er go!
Rocky: So, is it as good as you imagined?
Sunny Starscout: No. It's better. [hugs Rocky] Come on. I'll show you how to play cricket.
Black: Hey, here's a thought. Why don't we get an cookie dough and start our own bake farm? That way we'll have all the cookies we could eat.
White: Right. We'll need a pony then.
Black: No. No, we'll need an cookie. You have the cookie dough first. That's where you get the pony from.
White: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a pony, where you gonna get an cookie dough?
Black: From the pony that comes from the cookie.
White: Yeah, but you have to have an cookie dough to have a pony.
Black: Yeah, but you gotta get the pony first to get the cookie dough, and then the cookie dough, you get the pony out.
White: Hang on. Let's go over this again.

(the ponies are now in a santuary)

(The End)

base by RavenWolf-Bases

Description

(movie opening of Walt Disney Pictures logo as the opening starts)
[The Movie starts in midnight at a fenced area, where a young girl named Tootie is with a black and white dog, Doidle. While they observe, a orange pony named Sunny comes out of the house and uses a shovel to dig a hold to go under the fence.]
Sunny Starscout: All clear.
(more ponies and powerless unicorns comes to the fence)
Horse: Shush!
Izzy Moonbow: [whimpers]
(Horse tries to get out, but is stuck)
Tootie: Huh?
Horse: (grunts) [whispers loudly] I'm stuck!
Sunny Starscout: [sighs]
(The ponies tries to push her out, while Sunny pulls her out)
Doidle: (bark)
Sunny Starscout: (gasps)
Doidle: (barking)
Sunny Starscout: Get back!
(they tried to pull Horse back into the fence, which they did, while Sunny runs off)
Doidle: (barking)
Tootie: Go get her.
Doidle: (barking)
Spike: (barking)
(the dogs cornered Sunny by the door, and just they're about to attack her, the door opens, revealing to be Tootie's sister, Vicky)
Vicky: Tootie.
Tootie: Eh? Yes.
Vicky: What is that pony doing outside the fence?
Tootie: Oh! [chuckling, grabbing the pony] I don't know, sis. I...
Vicky: Just deal with it. Now!
(door slams)
Tootie: [walks to a solitary shed ] I'll teach you to make a fool out of me.
(She throws Sunny into the shed and locks up)
Tootie: Now let that be a lesson to the lot of you! No escapes from our horse farm! (walks away)
(Pony Run title appears)
[Sunny is still in Solitary shed, in the morning at the horse farm, the ponies poop out rainbow dough for Vicky and Tootie to make Rainbow Cookies. Withthat, Sunny is released out of the shed and back to the horse farm. Withthat, Sunny has another plan, use items as hiding decoys to get to the door, but fails and Sunny is back into the shed. Meanwhile, the cookie sales goes down and Sunny is released and back home, this time, an underground escape, but fails and back to the shed. She's back home with another escape, a human escape, but also fails, and that repeats many times]
(the next morning, Sunny is released out of the solitary shed)
Izzy Moonbow: Morning, Sunny. Back from your vacation?
Sunny Starscout: I wasn't on a vacation, Izzy. I was in solitary confinement.
Izzy Moonbow: Oh, it's nice to get a bit of time to yourself, isn't it?
[bells ring]
Big Jet: (clears throat) Roll call! Come along now. You'll be late for the parade.
All ponies: (chattering)
Big Jet: Quick march. Left, right, left, right. Left, right, left, right! Come on. Smarten up.
Lyra: Whoa!
Big Jet: Discipline! Order! Back in my days as a Wonderbolt when the senior officer called for a scramble, you'd hop in the old crate and tallyho. Blast off!
Horse: Give over, you blue fool. They just want to count us from the rainbow cookie dough progress.
Big Jet: Oh, how dare you talk back to a leading officer. (suddenly, Vicky comes) Why, back in my days...
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet, they're coming. Back in line.
Big Jet: Oh, right, right.
Sweetie Drops: Whoa!
Big Jet: There will be a stern reprimand for you, lad. You're grounded.
[Vicky walks to a gate]
Big Jet: Attention!
(Vicky observes the ponies who are in a group amry line)
Twilight Sparkle: Welcome back, Sunny. Is there a new plan?
(As Vicky observes, Sunny gives Twilight a note when Vicky turns on them. She shows them a picture of one of them who got her head destroyed by the Queen of Hearts)
All: (gulps)
Twilight Sparkle: I thought we tried going under.
(turns the note around
Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Over. Right.
(Vicky now does the cookie sheet to check the progress of each pony)
Sunny Starscout: [Gasp] [whispers] How's the cookie dough count?
Horse: I've pooped out five this morning. Five! Well-chuffed with that, I was...
Big Jet: Shush!
[As Vicky checks each pony, she checks that #282 didn't poop out any cookies this week]
Sunny Starscout: Oh, no.
(Babs Seed is the pony who didn't poop out any rainbow cookie dough)
All: (gasps)
Sunset Shimmer: Babs.
Vicky: (chuckles)
Sunny Starscout: Horse, why didn't you give her some of yours?
Horse: I would have. She didn't tell me. She didn't tell anyone. She's too nervous to say.
Babs Seed: Whoa!
(Tootie walks off with Babs Seed)
Izzy Moonbow: Oh, is Babs Seed off on vacation?
[Sunny sees Babs Seed is about to go onto the guillotine as Vicky destroys her, now using her as their dinner. While in her room, Sunny sees a flock of pegasi flying]
Sunny Starscout: [sigh] We've got to get out of here.
Twilight Sparkle: Sunny! Are we still on?
Sunny Starscout: Oh, we're on, all right. Spread the word, Twilight. Meeting tonight in house 17.
[The ponies sneak into house 17 late that night]
(knocking)
Sunny Starscout: Yes.
Black: You called? Cure Black and...
White: White.
Black: At your service.
[Sunny exits house 17, but Tootie is spying on her]
Sunny Starscout: Over here.
[they head to the back of the house]
Sunny Starscout: We need some more things.
Black: Right you are, miss. How about this quality handcrafted tea set?
Sunny Starscout: Uh, no.
White: Or this lovely necklace and pendant?
Sunny Starscout: It's love...
Black: Or this beautiful little number, all the rage in the fashionable ladies of Paris. Simply pop it on like so, and as the French folks say, "Voila!"
White: That's French.
Black: That's two hats in one, miss. For parties, and for weddings. Oh, but madame, this makes you look like a vision, like a dream.
White: Like a mare.
Sunny Starscout: No, thank you girls. We're making this. We need these things. Can you get them?
Black: [grabs a paper] Oh, oh, oh, this is a big job, miss. Oh, bigger than others. No, no. This is gonna cost...
Sunny Starscout: Same as always. One bag of meal.
Black: You call this pay?
White: It's horse feed.
Sunny Starscout: What else could we give you?
Black: Cookies.
Sunny Starscout: Cookies?
White: Cookies.
Sunny Starscout: We can't give you our cookies. They're too valuable for our cookie count.
Black: And so are we. After you, White.
White: (long beat) After I what?
Black: Move!
White: Whoa!
(Tootie is in her house still spying)
Tootie: Hmm.
(the girls already have their dinner involving Babs Seed)
Vicky: [typing on a computer] Twenty-two and nine. Fourteen shillings and threepence. Seven and sixpence times three. Two and nine. Fourpence halfpenny. Oh! Stupid, worthless creatures! I'm sick and tired of making minuscule profits. Huh? [Vicky sees a magazine with a new way on how to turn their pony farm into a gold mine] Oh!
Tootie: Oh, yes. Those ponies are up to something.
Vicky: Quiet. I'm onto something.
Tootie: They're organized. I know it.
Vicky: I said, "quiet".
Tootie: That orange one. I reckon she's their leader.
(slams)
Vicky: Tootie!
Tootie: [Gasp]
Vicky: I may finally have found a way to make us some real money around here, and what are you on about? Ridiculous notions of escaping ponies.
Tootie: But... But...
Vicky: It's all in your head, sis. Say it!
Tootie: It's all in me head. It's all in me head.
Vicky: Now, you keep telling yourself that, because I don't want to hear another word about it. Is that clear?
Tootie: Yes, sis. But you know that orange one...
Vicky: They're ponies! Apart from you, they're the most stupid creatures on this planet. They don't plot, they don't scheme, and they are not organized!
(inside house 17)
(Ponies chattering)
(slamming gravel)
Sunny Starscout: [on microphone] Order! Order! Quiet, everyone. Settle down. I would like to call to order... Please, if you could just settle...
Big Jet: Quiet NOW! Let's have some discipline in the ranks! What, what!
Sunny Starscout: Thank you, Big Jet.
Big Jet: In my days as a Wonderbolt, we were never allowed to waste time unnecessary chitchat.
Sunny Starscout: Yes, thank you, Big Jet.
Big Jet: I...
[pause]
Big Jet: Right! [chuckles, and clears throat]. Carry on, girl.
Sunny Starscout: Now, I know our last escape attempt was a bit of a fiasco, but Twilight and I have come up with a brand-new plan. Show them, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Right. We tried going under the wire and that didn't work. So, the plan is, we go over it.
[they all show a catapult]
Twilight Sparkle: [showing a dummy] This is us, right? We get in like this. Wind her up, and let her go!
(the dummy fires)
Big Jet: (gasps)
(he ducks on time as the dummy hits the wall)
All: (screaming)
Big Jet: Good grief! The dummy's bought it!
Sunny Starscout: I think we might need to make some adjustments.
Sweet Berry: (gasps) Farmer's coming!
(blows horn)
All: (screaming)
(they tried to hide everything)
Big Jet: Operation Cover-up! (muffled) Whoa!
(they still cover everything, head back to houses and turn off the lights before Tootie appears)
[Tootie observes everyone, who is asleep. But sees a odd looking teapot pony, making noises from a pony]
Vicky: Tootie!
Tootie: (hits her head) Ow!
Vicky: Where are you?!
Tootie: It's all in your head. It's all in your head. It's all in your head.
Sweet Berry: (checks the window) All clear.
Sunny Starscout: Think, everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?
Izzy Starscout: Uh...
House: We haven't tried not trying to escape.
Izzy: Hmm. That might work.
Sunny Starscout: What about Babs Seed? How many more empty beds will it take?
House: Perhaps it wouldn't be empty if she'd spent more time pooping and less time escaping.
Sunny Starscout: So pooping out cookie dough all your life, and then turning into dinner is good enough for you, is it?
Horse: It's a living.
Sunny Starscout: You know what the problem is? The fences aren't just round the farm. They're up here in your heads. There's a better place out there somewhere beyond that hill, and it has wide open spaces and lots of trees, and grass. Can you imagine that? Cool, green grass.
Rarity: Who feeds us?
Sunny Starscout: We feed ourselves.
Lickity Split: Well, where's the farm?
Sunny Starscout: There is no farm.
Izzy Starscout: Then where does the farmer live?
Sunny Starscout: There is no farmer, Izzy.
Izzy Starscout: Is she on vacation?
Sunny Starscout: She isn't anywhere. Don't you get it? There's no morning head count, no farmers, no dogs and coops and keys, and no fences.
Horse: In all my life I've never heard such a fantastic, load of TRIPE! Oh, face the facts, you. The chances of us getting out of here are a million to one.
Sunny Starscout: Then there's still a chance.
(She leaves house 17)
Big Jet: (muffled) Ow!
Sunny Starscout: Okay, there might be a chance I say, but (sobbing). Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. What am I doing? Who are you trying to fool? You can't lead this bunch of...(bangs on the fence) Oh, heaven help us.
(Sunny sits on the side of the fence)
(Boom)
Rocky: (distant screaming)
Sunny Starscout: (gasps)
(she sees a red flying rocketship)
Rocky: Freedom!
Sunny Starscout: Huh?
(Rocky flies over the fence, but looses control and flies into the farm)
Rocky: Whoa! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You've been a wonderful audience.
(Clang)
All: Ouch!
Cheerliee: My goodness!
(the ad flies to the ground and onto Sunny's hooves as she has an idea)
Sunny Starscout: That's it. (gasps) Get him inside quickly.
(Tootie comes out with Doidle and Spike as the ponies hide in a house as Sunny shows them an ad of the name of Space Mountain, the flying ride)
Sunny Starscout: This is our way out of here.
Izzy Moonbow: We'll make posters?
Sunny Starscout: No. What's on the poster, Izzy. What's on the poster. We'll fly out!
Izzy Moonbow: He must be very important to have his picture taken. What do you suppose he does?
Horse: Isn't it obvious? He's a professional flying rocketship. He flies from place to place, giving demonstrations.
Izzy Moonbow: Do you suppose?
Horse: Oh, absolutely.
Rocky: (in bed) Not in the dark, no. No, not in there. No. Get out. Good. Gotta get...No no huh? (seeing the ponies) Yikes! Who are you? Where am I? What's going on? Ouch! What happened to my turbine?
Sunny Starscout: You took a rather nasty fall.
Twilight Sparkle: And sprained the anterior tendon connecting your radius to your humerus. I gave it a wee bit of a tweak, Jimmy, and wrapped her up.
Rocky: Was that English?
Sunny Starscout: She said you sprained your turbine. She fixed it.
Izzy Moonbow: I made the bandage.
Horse: I-I carried you in.
Ponies: (chattering)
Rocky: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Whoa. [chuckling] Let's back up and start from the top. Where am I?
Sunny Starscout: You're right. How rude of us. We're just very excit... This is a horse farm.
Izzy: And we're the ponies and powerless unicorns. [winks]
Rocky: Yeah, with you so far. Horse farm, ponies...
Big Jet: I don't like the look of this one. His body is a red as fire.
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet, please.
Big Jet: And he's a Yank!
Rocky: Easy, dude. Fighting's illegal where I come from.
Horse: And where is that exactly?
Rocky: Just a little place I call the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Twilight Sparkle: United Kingdom!
Rocky: No! America.
All: Oh! America.
Big Jet: Okay then. Pushy Americans. Always showing up late for every war. Overpaid, oversexed and over here!
[closing the door]
Rocky: Hey, what's eating this dude?
Sunny Starscout: Oh, don't mind him, Mister... Mister?
Rocky: The name's Rocky. Rocket the Red Rocketship. Rocky for short.
G3 Rainbow Dash: Rocky?
Rocky: Catchy, ain't it?
Sunny Starscout: Um, Rocky, is this you?
Rocky: Uh, who wants to know?
Sunny Starscout: A group of rather desperate ponies? You see, if it is you, then you just might be the answer to our prayers.
[they all chuckle]
Rocky: Well, then, call me a miracle, 'cause that's me.
All: (applause)
Apple Bloom: And what brings you to Dimsdale, Rocky?
Rocky: Why, all the beautiful ladies, of course.
All: (chattering)
Horse: Give order!
[Horse pushes Rocky, spitting water out]
Rocky: You see, I'm a traveler by nature. I did that whole thing for a while, but I couldn't really get into it. Hi. How are you? Nope.
Swooning pony: (faints)
Rocky: The open road. That's more my style. Yep, just give me a pack on my back and point me where the wind blows. In fact, you know what they call me back home? You're gonna love this. The Lone Free Ranger.
All: (applause)
Moondancer: Isn't that great?
Sunny Starscout: I knew it was possible.
Rocky: Oh, it's possible, all right.
Sunny Starscout: I knew the answer would come.
Rocky: Amen!
Sunny Starscout: We're all going to fly over that fence, and Rocky is going to show us how, right?
Rocky: That's... What? Did you say "fly"?
Sunny Starscout: You can teach us.
Rocky: No, I can't. [to Sunny Starscout] Listen. Shh. You hear that?
[silence]
Rocky: That's the open road calling my name, and I was born to answer that call. TTFN. [runs out the door]
Izzy Moonbow: He must have very good hearing.
Rocky: Okay, okay, where's the exit? Aha, this way.
Sunny Starscout: Rocky, um, perhaps I didn't explain our situation properly. We poop out rainbow cookie dough day in and day out, and when we can't poop out any more, they kill us.
Rocky: It's a cruel world, sun girl. You might as well get used to it.
Sunny Starscout: Which part of "they kill us" do you not understand?
Rocky: Hey. I got my own set of problems to worry about. Besides, this cage can't be that hard to bust out of. In fact, watch me.
Sunny Starscout: It's not so hard to get one of them out of here or even two, but this is about all of us.
Rocky: Huh? All of you?
Sunny Starscout: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Rocky: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You want to get every one in this place out of here at the same time?
Sunny Starscout: Of course.
Rocky: You're certifiable. You can't pull off a stunt like that. That's dangerous.
Sunny Starscout: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Rocky: Couldn't agree more. I will be leaving that way. But...
Sunny Starscout: But... Rocky?
Rocky: [singing] I'm the new type of guy.
Sunny Starscout: Please!
Rocky: [continues singing] That likes to roam around I'm never in one...
(honking)
Rocky: (gasps)
(he sees the truck and hides. The truck reveals to be named Disneyland)
Sunny Starscout: So that's it. You're from a theme park. Look like you're on a run.
Rocky: Shh! [grabs Sunny Starscout] You wanna keep it down? I'm trying to lay low here.
(doorbell)
Sunny Starscout: I should turn you in right now.
Rocky: You wouldn't. Would you?
Sunny Starscout: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
Rocky: Because I'm cute?
Sunny Starscout: (whinnys) (muffled whinny)
Rocky: Hey, hey, hey! What kind of crazy mare are you? Do you know what'll happen if he finds me?
Sunny Starscout: It's a cruel world.
Rocky: I just decided. I don't like you.
Sunny Starscout: I just decided. I don't care. Now, show us how to fly.
Rocky: With this on me?
Sunny Starscout: Teach us then.
Rocky: No!
Sunny Starscout: (whinny) (muffled whinny)
Vicky: He's valuable, you say?
Cast Member: Sure.
Vicky: Get the flashlight.
Rocky: Now you listen here, sister. I'm not going back to that life. I'm a Lone Free Ranger. Emphasis on free!
Sunny Starscout: And that's what we want. Freedom!
Rocky: (gasps)
(Vicky and Tootie are on their way)
Sunny Starscout: Fancy that. They're coming this way.
Rocky: Oh, oh, no. No. Oh, no. They're on to me.
Sunny Starscout: Teach us to fly and we'll hide you.
Rocky: And if I don't?
Sunny Starscout: (begins to whinny, but her mouth is covered)
Rocky: Was your father by any chance learns friendship?
Sunny Starscout: Do we have a deal?
(Rocky sees that Vicky and Tootie are now entering into the farm)
Rocky: (sigh) Okay, whoa!
(they head to a house wall)
Rocky: Time to make good on that deal, mare...
Sunny Starscout: The name is Sunny Starscout.
Rocky: Oh.
(knocking)
Horse: Get in.
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Whoa!
(Vicky checks at the house and sees nothing, can't find Rocky)
(Sunny opens the box where Rocky is hiding)
Sunny Starscout: Comfortable?
Rocky: Not really.
Sunny Starscout: Maybe this will help. [tries to get out Rocky]
Rocky: Oh oh, ow! Nice hideout. Ouch. I had more room in my system to poop out a cookie dough.
Sunny Starscout: We've held up our end of the deal. Tomorrow you hold up yours.
Rocky: What deal?
Sunny Starscout: The flying!
Rocky: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, right. Don't worry. I'll teach you everything I know. Now, which bed is mine?
All: Choose me! (saying choose me multiple times)
Big Jet: (as it turns out, Rocky is sleeping with Big Jet) This is absolutely outrageous! Asking a officer to share his quarters, and with a noncommissioned Yank, no less. Why, back in my day, I'd never...
Rocky: Hey! You weren't exactly my first choice either. And scoot over. Your wing's on my side of the bed.
Big Jet: Your side of the bed? The whole bed is my side of the bed!
Rocky: Just... What's that smell? Is that your breath?
Big Jet: It's absolutely outrageous.
(the next morning)
All: (chattering)
Rocky: So you wanna fly, huh? Well, it ain't gonna be easy, and it ain't gonna happen overnight either. You see, flying takes three things. Hard work, perseverance and... Have fun.
Big Jet: But that doesn't make sense!
Rocky: That's because during training the important rule is to have fun. Yeah.
Big Jet: Codswallop!
(door closes)
Rocky: Now, the most important thing is we have to work as a team...
[they all nod]
Rocky: ...which means, you do everything I tell you.
[they all continue nodding]
Sunny Starscout: Hope this works.
Rocky: Right! Let's rock and roll.
(with Rocky as their coach, the ponies start doing their flight training, involving kung fu, push ups, and other moves until Tootie sees them)
Tootie: Vicky! The ponies are...
Ponies: (whinny) (snorting)
Tootie: Grazing? (nervous chuckle)
Vicky: It's all in your head, Tootie.
Rocky: And left, two, three. And right, two, three. And, stop right there. Oh, yeah, down. Down. Yeah, yeah, make little circles. That's it. Faster. Faster. Oh, yes. Perfect.
All: (spinning)
(Sunny stops spinning and sees Rocky on a massage bed getting massages from Aloe, facial mask from Lotus while the bed that moves acts like a moving earth)
Rocky: (sigh) This is the life.
Sunny Starscout: (clears throat)
Lotus and Aloe: (gasps)
Lotus: Okay.
(they walk off)
Sunny Starscout: I thought you were going to teach us how to fly.
Rocky: That's what I'm doing.
Sunny Starscout: Isn't there usually some flapping involved?
Rocky: Hey, do I tell you how to poop out cookie dough? Chillax. We're making progress.
Sunny Starscout: Really? I can't help feeling we're going around in circles.
[the ponies spin around]
Rocky: What the... Hey! Cut it out! You're making me dizzy. Okay, I think they're ready to fly now.
Sunny Starscout: Good, because they certainly can't walk anymore.
Horse and Izzy Moonbow: Whoa!
Twilight Sparkle: (dizzy)
Rocky: Up and at them, gals. Let's flap.
(the ponies uses fake wings to help them fly)
Applejack: You got this.
Black: Right, White. Let's see if old Sun has come to her senses.
Apple Bloom: Incoming! Oh! (faint)
Posey: (screaming)
Ponies: (screaming)
White: It's raining ponies!
Black and White: (gasps)
Izzy Moonbow: (screams) Ow!
Black: What's this caper, love?
Izzy Moonbow: We're flying.
Black: Obviously.
(the ponies tries to fly)
Black: Flipping licorish. Look at this, White.
White: They're gonna hurt themselves! Wanna watch?
Black: Yeah, all right.
(The ponies tries to practice flying on a treadmill, only for Twilight to lose control)
(Black and White are in awe as Ponies jump fly on a airbag)
Sweetie Belle: (screams)
(thud)
Both: Ow!
Black: Oh! Careful of those!
Both: (laughing)
(Horse carries Diamond Tiara and toss her into the air, only for her to land into a bucket)
Black: The moon is showing up. [laughing]
(Silver Spoon throws Twilight)
White: Now they're flipping!
(the pony pulls on a rope, causing a pony to spin and land on a ground)
Black: Definitely messed up.
[they all run to a roof]
Rocky: Go! Go! Go! Go, go, go, go! Go!
Pony: Whoa!
Black: Mare in motion! [laughing]
(Sunny runs off the roof, thought she's flying. However, she's on top of the pony pile)
White: Pony a hoof, friendship flop together.
Both: (laughing)
Sunny Starscout: Whoa. (yelps)
(the pony pile crashes down)
Rocky: Good work, ladies. Great work! The pain you're feeling is a good thing. It's good. Pain is your friend, okay? It's a positive thing. Just keep the faith there, uh... What was your name? Apple Fritter! You'll get there. Quacker, I think you flew four feet today.
Black: Right, four feet! From the roof to the ground.
[they both laugh]
Rocky: It's all part of the process, ladies. Nothing to worry about.
Silver Spoon: [whispering] You little...
(then something shaking in the water made Rocky feel concern)
Rocky: Whoa! That doesn't sound good. Ha, ha, ha. Okay, the ground's shaking. Are we... Are we worried? Are we worried?
(the ponies sees a truck)
Rocky: (gasps) The theme park! Quick! Hide me! Hide me!
Sunny Starscout: [sigh] Come on.
Big Jet: One isn't awarded a medal like this for flapping about like a lunatic-
(they entered house 1 where Big Jet is)
Big Jet: What? Now, see here! This is an officer's quarters!
Sunny Starscout: Quick. In here.
Big Jet: Get out of here immediately, sir!
Rocky: Oh, give it a rest, dude.
(Sunny hides Rocky in a closet)
Big Jet: Get out of here! I shall have you on a charge within the week!
(The ponies look at the truck as it unloads a big package from the food factory, the truck then leaves)
Tootie: Thanks, mate. Huh?
(the ponies remove the binoculars as they act normal)
Tootie: It's all in your head. It's all in your head. It's all in your head. (they open up the package) Ooh!
(Vicky takes out a blade)
Tootie: What... What... What's all this then?
Vicky: [spins the blade] This is our future, sister. No more wasting time with petty rainbow cookie dough collection and minuscule profits.
Tootie: No more rainbow cookies? But we've always been cookie bakers and farmers. Me mother and her mother and all their mothers. They was always...
Vicky: Poor! Worthless. Nothings. But all that's about to change. This will take our farm out of the dark ages, and into a full-scale automated production.
(blades pop out)
Tootie: (gasps)
Vicky: Vicky will be poor no longer. Get to work, sister.
Tootie: I'll put it together then, shall I?
(door closes)
Sunny Starscout: This isn't good, Twilight. Whatever's in those boxes is for us, and I don't think it's softer bedding.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Sunny. And I hate to be the voice of doom, but I've been calculating my figures, and I just don't think we're built for flying.
Sunny Starscout: But I saw him. He flew in over that fence.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, I believe you, but if we could just see it for ourselves, that may answer some questions.
Sunny Starscout: You're right. I'm sorry. We've been at this all week, and we're getting nowhere. If his turbine were better, he could... Oh! I'll have a word with him. (Sunny heads back to house 1, but discovers that Rocky isn't in the closet anymore) Where is he?
Big Jet: They didn't give me this medal for being a Yank nanny.
Sunny Starscout: A simple "I don't know" would suffice.
Big Jet: Beware of that one, young sun. That Yank is not to be trusted.
Sunny Starscout: That Yank is our ticket out of here.
Rocky: And the horse says to the unicorn, "Hey, fella, why the long face?"
All: (laughing)
Rocky: Oh, oh, look, look. Spacebob!
All: (laughing)
Horse: Give over!
Rocky: (spits out water)
All: Oh!
Rocky: Oh! (sees Sunny Starscout) So, um, anyway... Remember those flying tips tomorrow. They're very important. Keep thinking those flighty thoughts.
Horse: Oh, yeah.
Rocky: They're swell ladies. They really are. Look at what Izzy made me. An antenna warmer. Isn't that the cutest? And that Horse. [laughing] She really packs a punch. Is there a problem here?
Sunny Starscout: Have we flown over that fence?
Rocky: Not quite. [walks away]
Sunny Starscout: Then there's a problem.
Rocky: Good things come to those who wait, hot sun.
Sunny Starscout: It's Sunny Starscout!
(Rocky gets a bath in a big bathtub and after drying himself off)
Sunny Starscout: Okay, how long did it take you?
Rocky: To do what?
Sunny Starscout: To learn how to fly.
Rocky: Apples and oranges, Sunstar. I'm gifted. They're not. You can't compare the two, okay? The point is, these things take time.
Sunny Starscout: Which we are rapidly running out of. We haven't even lifted off the ground. Why?
Twilight Sparkle: Thrust. I went over my calculations, and I figured the key element we're missing is thrust.
Rocky: I-I didn't get a word of that.
Twilight Sparkle: Thrust! Other flyers, when they take off, what do they have? Thrust.
Rocky: I swear she ain't using real words.
Twilight Sparkle: She said we need more thrust.
Rocky: Oh, thrust. Well, of course, we need thrust. Thrust and flying are like this. That's flying and that's thrust.
Sunny Starscout: Would you excuse us?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes.
Rocky: Ouch, the wing, the wing, the wing.
Sunny Starscout: If we don't see some results by tomorrow, the deal is off, and you're on your own. No more hiding. The girls will find you, and it's back to the theme park, flying spaceboy.
Rocky: You're only the first lady I ever met with the shell still on. Sleep tight, hot face. The Rock's on the case. (walks home)
Sunny Starscout: (distant) For the last time, it's Sunny Starscout!
(she throws the towel at Rocky)
Rocky: Whew!
(the next morning)
(rooster crowing)
Black: Oh, it was a beaut, guv'nor. Hmm? A fine piece of work, if I do say so meself. I say so meself too.
Rocky: I wish I could have seen it.
Black: We slipped into the farmer's room, all quiet like.
White: Like a fish.
Black: Yeah, and we... "Like a fish"? You stupid Norbert. Anyway, guv, here it is. El merchandiso.
White: That's Spanish.
Sunny Starscout: What are these two crooks doing here?
Rocky: So, you know each other.
White: She don't think we're valuable.
Rocky: Guys, you are without a doubt the sneakiest, most light-fingered thieving parasities I've ever met.
Black: Oh, don't, don't. Stop it.
White: I've gone bright red.
Black: So, uh, how about them cookies?
Sunny Starscout: The cookie dough? Don't tell me you promised them...
Rocky: Yep! Promised them every cookie dough I pooped out this month.
Black: And when can we expect the first installment?
Rocky: I'm brewing one up as we speak, guys. I'll keep you posted.
Black: Pleasure doing business with you, sir. Sucker.
[they both walk away]
Rocky: What?
Sunny Starscout: You've lied to them.
Rocky: I didn't lie, hot head. I just omitted certain truths. I'll give them exactly what I promised.
Sunny Starscout: Which is nothing.
Rocky: Which is what I'll give them.
Sunny Starscout: And what will you give us?
Rocky: Thrust! (Rocky has a belt and uses it as a thrust sling shot on Horse, who is on the Rocket bed) You okay, sweetheart?
Horse: (gulps)
Rocky: Good, good.
[they pull Horse back]
Rocky: Now this is just a little more helper. Something to get you going. It's a thrust exercise.
White: The tension's killing me!
Black: It's gonna hurt her!
[they both laugh]'
Rocky: Release!
[they all release Horse]
Horse: Whoa!
Sunny Starscout: Hope this works.
[Horse continues going faster]
Sunny Starscout: Come on! Flap those wings!
(Horse flaps her fake wings while passing Cure Black and white)
Sunny Starscout: You can do it. Flap, flap, flap!
[the cart releases Horse]
Horse: (screaming)
Sunny Starscout: Yes, yes, yes! Oh....
(Horse can't fly high enough as she bounces off of the fence)
Black: Is that your first offense?
Both: (laughing)
Horse: Look out!
Both: (screams)
(thud)
(Cure Black, White and Horse turned into a ball and rolls out of the scene)
Black, White and Horse: (screaming)
(crashing)
Rocky: Oops. (nervous laughs)
(bells ringing)
All: (panicking)
Izzy Moonbow: Roll call! I haven't pooped out any cookie dough.
Rocky: Hide me.
Sunny Starscout: What?
Izzy Moonbow: Three days and not one. Oh, no!
Sunny Starscout: Why didn't you tell us, Izzy?
Rocky: Hide me!
Izzy Moonbow: We've been so busy with the flying...
Sassy Saddles: They're coming!
Rocky: Hide me!
Sunny Starscout: This is our time so hide yourself!
(they back to their usual army line as Vicky observes everyone, and checks on Izzy. She thought she's going to get her head off and become dinner, but instead, Vicky measures her weight size)
Vicky: Replace all horse feed with human food, Tootie. I want them all as fat as this one.
Izzy Moonbow: (faints) All my life flashed before me eyes! It was really boring.
(Tootie brings out a big table filled with human food)
Izzy Moonbow: Pizza. Never tried that before!
(they run to the food table)
Sunny Starscout: Wait. Wait.
Vicky: Come on, Tootie. Let them be.
Tootie: Oh!
Sunny Starscout: No. Wait!
All: (munching)
Sunny Starscout: Izzy, please! Horse! Stop it! Wait! Stop! (she kicks the table out of the way) Stop it!
All: Huh?
Sunny Starscout: Something is wrong here. Can't you see that? Strange boxes arrive here. Izzy stops pooping, but they don't take her to the chop, and now they're giving us human food instead of horse food. Don't you see what's happening? They're fattening us up. They're going to destroy us all.
All: (gulps)
Rocky: Whoa, whoa! Heavy alert. [laughing] She didn't mean that, gals.
Sunny Starscout: Do you mind?
Rocky: Keep eating. Save some for me. Come on, Ms Hottie.
Sunny Starscout: What are you doing? How dare you! Let go of me!
Rocky: Listen. I've met some hot heads in my day, but I'd say you're about in 20 minutes.
Sunny Starscout: What's that supposed to mean?
Rocky: It means you got to lighten up. You see, over in America, we have this rule. If you want to motivate someone, don't mention death.
Sunny Starscout: Funny. Over here, the rule is: Always tell the truth.
Rocky: Okay. That's been working like a real charm, hasn't it? Here's some free advice. You want them to perform? Tell them what they wanna hear.
Sunny Starscout: You mean lie.
Rocky: Here we go again. You know what your problem is? You're difficult.
Sunny Starscout: Why? Because I'm honest? I care about what happens to them, something I wouldn't expect a lone free ranger to know anything about.
Rocky: If this is the way you show it, I hope you never care about me.
Sunny Starscout: I can assure you, I never will.
Rocky: Good!
Sunny Starscout: Fine!
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Hmph!
(as they parted ways)
Rocky: (gasps)
(Rocky sees all the ponies feeling blue and sad and Rocky thought to lighten everyone up)
(While Sunny is on the roof, she hears music and heads to the house where it's setting up)
Sunny Starscout: What's all this?
Black: Well, here she is. Ask and you shall recieve.
White: That's biblical.
Black: That's real craftsmanship is what it is. Solid as a rock.
(pops)
All: Whoa!
White: It's supposed to do that.
Rocky: It's perfect, girls.
Black: And how's that cookie coming?
Rocky: This is a double.
(The girls exit as Rocky sets up the music)
(Flip, Flop, Fly plays)
Sunny Starscout: I don't see what this has to do with...
Rocky: You will. We've been working too hard. Time to kick back a bit and shake those tails.
Horse: Look at him. Fooling around like a... Oh, good heavens. (hoof tapping) What's happening?
Rocky: That's called a beat, sister. Feel it pulsing through your body?
Horse: Oh, yes. Pulsing. Fancy that.
Rocky: Hey, well, then go with it, baby.
Horse: [dancing] Oh, my. Look! I'm going with it!
Izzy Moonbow: Horse, what's got into you?
Horse: Same thing that's got into you apparently.
[they both dance to the music]
Rocky: Just go with the flow, gals!
Izzy Moonbow: Whoo! Yeah!
Rocky: Let it go!
(they all dance)
Big Jet: Now, see here. I don't recall authorizing a hop.
Horse: Oh, shut your mouth and dance.
Big Jet: Whoa! Oh! [laughing]
(all dancing)
White: (sniffing)
Black: What are you sobbing about, you nancy?
White: Little moments like this, mate. It's what makes the job all worthwhile. Wanna dance?
(long beat)
Black: Yeah, all right.
(lights turned on as they contiuned dancing with Sunny and Rocky. Horse throws Izzy into the air as she lands onto her bed)
Izzy Moonbow: (screams)
(crashs)
Izzy Moonbow: [giggling] Did you see that? I flew!
All: (applause)
Rocky: Attagirl, Izzy. Attagirl.
Sunny Starscout: Oh! Your turbine. It's better.
Rocky: Well... How about that?
Sunny Starscout: Fantastic. You can fly for us tomorrow.
Rocky: Uh, uh, yeah, so it seems.
Izzy Moonbow: I flew! I flew!
Sunny Starscout: Looks like I owe you an apology. I didn't think you cared about us, but after all this... Well, it seems I was wrong.
Rocky: Hey, easy, Miss Star. I might think you're turning soft.
(slow jazz playing)
Rocky: Uh, listen, there's something I gotta tell ya. I...
(the power goes out)
All: (concern noises)
Sunny Starscout: No. You'd better wait here.
Doidle and Spike: (barking)
(Sunny observes what's happening into the big shed)
(Tootie finishes the machine as it now operates)
Tootie: Ooh, that's champion, that is. What is it?
Vicky: It's a dessert machine, sis. Ponies go in, desserts come out.
Tootie: Ooh! What kind of desserts?
Vicky: Chocolate chip cookie.
Tootie: My favorite!
Vicky: Desserts like cakes, cookies, brownies and all made out of ponies, Tootie! Imagine it. In less than a fortnight, every grocers' in the county will be stocked with box upon box of Vicky's Homemade Desserts.
Tootie: Just Vickie?
Vicky: Woman's touch. Makes the public feel more comfortable.
Tootie: Oh, right. How does it work?
(slaps)
Tootie: (gasps)
Vicky: Get me a pony and I'll show you.
Tootie: I know just the one.
Doidle: (growls)
Sunny Starscout: Uh, nice doggie. Whoa!
Tootie: (she grabs Sunny) I've got a score to settle with you.
Izzy Moonbow: Oh no! They've got Sunny!
(gate closes)
Horse: We mustn't panic. We mustn't panic!
(long beat)
All: (screaming)
Big Jet: Quiet there! Quiet, I say! Let's have some discipline, what, what. The enemy has taken a prisoner! This calls for retaliation! Retaliation!
Rocky: What's going on? What's happening?
Izzy Moonbow: They got Sunny, Rocky. They're taking her to the chop!
Big Jet: Well, what are you waiting for, laddie? Fly over there. Save her!
Rocky: of course... No, no! No, that's just what they'd expect. But I say we give them the old element of surprise.
Big Jet: And catch Jerry with his trousers down. (laughs) I like the sound of that. What's the plan?
Rocky: The plan... The plan. Then plan... Uh, Izzy! Give me that thing. Horse, give me a boost.
(Rocky uses a sling shot to head into the big shed)
Rocky: (screaming)
(thud)
Rocky: What a ride!
(Rocky sees the big dessert machine)
Rocky: Whoa, look at the size of that thing.
(Tootie puts Sunny onto an upright foot lock)
Rocky: Oh, no!
Tootie: Ponies go in, desserts come out.
(the machine activates)
Tootie: [chuckling] All desserts made from ponies. Not... Not chocolate chip cookies. Pony desserts!
(Sunny tries to open the lock but fails, until she sees the celing hole)
Sunny Starscout: (gasps) Oh, great. Brilliant!
Rocky: Yo, Summer!
Sunny Starscout: Rocky!
Rocky: I'm coming!
Sunny Starscart: Hurry!
Rocky: (slipping) I'm still coming!
Sunny Starscout: Come on! Stop this thing!
Rocky: I'm getting there!
(Rocky tries to save her, but it was too late as the foot lock is release and the spring loaded pedelstal shoots up, sending Sunny into the ceiling hole)
Rocky: Oh, shoot!
Sunny Starscout: Rocky!
(Rocky pulls down the topping lever on)
Rocky: I'll be down before you can say-(gasps) Mixed Toppings?! (the toppings send Rocky into the ceiling hole as he falls into it, the toppings heads into the topping side while Rocky heads into the pony side. He's about to be shredded, but was saved from a bar and heads into the dough room) D-oh! Get it? Dough.
Sunny Starscout: [tries to get the hooves out] I'm stick!
Rocky: Nothing to it. Oops. [tries to get the hooves out]
(they look that they're about to enter a roller)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (screaming)
(Rocky comes to Sunny)
Rocky: Hang on! (they grab onto the chain, but land onto a cookie dough)
Sunny Starscout: Look out!
(they duck as a cookie cutter cuts through the cookie)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Whoa! (yelps)
(they enter the room where cream cheese filling is being added onto the brownie cookie cakes)
(The brownie batter lands ontop of them as Rocky tries to find a chocolate chip)
Rocky: Hey! Aha!
(Rocky puts a chocolate chip into the cream cheese filling hole, strugging to get it out)
Rocky: Yeah!
Sunny Starscout: Whoohoo!
(but a machine called the cake despositor lands on top of them, covered in cake as it's taken into the oven. They come out of the dessert)
Rocky: Oh, it's like an oven in here. (gasps)
(the oven starts to cook up the desserts as the door begins to close)
Sunny Starscout: Come on!
[they both run]
Rocky: Wait up! I'm com- [lands on a dessert]
[Sunny runs to the door]
Rocky: Don't leave- [falls on another dessert] Get over to the- [falls in the dessert]
Sunny Starscout: (Seeing Rocky's in trouble uses a wrench to keep the door from closing and saves him) The door's closing! Come on!
(the wrench can't hold on as it flings off the door)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (screaming)
( they slide under on time, with the purse taken off, Sunny grabs the purse on time. Sunny puts her purse back on while Rocky cleans up, then the drops of cream cheese land on Sunny as the filling machine malfunctions, then the machine malfunctions]
Rocky: She's gonna blow! Run!
(The wrench where Sunny blocks with the door is on the gears)
(alarm blaring)
Vicky: (gasps)
(seeing the pressure rising)
Vicky: What did you do, sister?!
Tootie: I didn't do it!
(the machine falls apart as the cream cheese filling releases the chocolate chip, sending the gears falling off and after them)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Whoa!
Vicky: Turn it off!
Tootie: It won't turn off!
(Rocky and Sunny contiuned running as they finally exit the machine)
Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (screaming)
(they land on a box)
Sunny Starscout: (screams)
(the sticker is placed on Rocky as Sunny sees a logo of Vicky's Desserts and she takes it off)
Rocky: Ouch!
Sunny Starscout: We've got to show the others. Come on.
Tootie: (whimpers)
Vicky: (sigh)
[Vicky unplugs the machine, then grabbing a dessert]
Tootie: Look! I fixed it! Huh?
[Vicky splats a dessert on Tootie)
(Sunny places Vicky's Desserts sticker for to show everyone)
All: (gasps)
Horse: Desserts made from us?
All: Ohh! Oh, no!
Sunny Starscout: Yes, but...
Izzy: I don't want to turn into cake. I don't like frosting.
Sunny Starscout: Ladies, please. Let's not lose our heads.
Horse: Lose our heads?
All: (screaming
Sunny Starscout: What I meant to say was, Rocky sabotaged the machine and bought us one more time. And better still, he's going to fly for us tomorrow.
All: (cheering)
Sunny Starscout: And once we've seen how's it done, we'll get it. We know it. So don't worry, because tomorrow everything's going to go much, much smoother.
Rocky: (as Rocky heads to the room) (gasps) All right, dude, what did I do now? A very brave and honorable deed, sir.
Big Jet: [clears throat] In the light of your action this evening, I... I dufifully admit that I have misjudged your character. So I present you with this medal for bravery. And, I salute you. In honor of the oocasion, I surrender the bed entirely. I shall sleep under the stars. Oh, uh, I await tomorrow's flying demonstration, with great anticipation.
Rocky: [looking in the mirror] You and me both, dude. [in the bedroom, he looks at a badge, but Sunny heads inside] Oh!
Sunny Starscout: I'm sorry. Were you...
Rocky: Is this your... I'll get up.
Sunny Starscout: No, no, it's just... No, I'm glad you're here, because...
Rocky: Since you're here...
Sunny Starscout: I'm sorry. You go first. I'll...
Rocky: You go ahead.
Sunny Starscout: Um, I just wanted to say, I may have been a bit harsh at first. Well, what I really mean is, thank you for saving my life. For saving our lives. You know, I come to this window every night, and look out to that hill and just imagine what it must be like on the other side. It's funny, I've... I've never actually felt grass beneath my feet. I'm sorry. Here I am rambling on about hills and grass, and you had something to say.
Rocky: Uh, y-y-yeah. Um, it's just that, y-you know, life as I've experienced it, you know, out there, lone free rangin' and stuff, it's, uh, it's full of disappointments and, uh...
Sunny Starscout: What, you mean grass isn't all it's cracked up to be?
Rocky: Grass! Exactly. Grass. It's always greener on the other side. And then you get there and it's brown and prickly. You see what I'm tryin' to say?
Sunny Starscout: Uhhh?
Rocky: What I'm trying to say is, (long pause) (sigh) you're welcome.
Sunny Starscout: You know, that hill is looking closer tonight than it ever has before. (her hoof is now on Rocky's red hoof)
Rocky: Oh!
Sunny Starscout: [clears throat] Well, good night, Rocky.
Rocky: Good night, Sunny Starscout.
Sunny Starscout: (sigh) Finally he said my real name.
(as Rocket tucks into his bed for the night, he looks on the piece of paper and has a thought of it)
(the next morning)
Big Jet: Company, attention!
Sunny Starscout: (she hangs the poster of Rocky) Well, today's the day, girls. We're going to fly! I can feel it!
All: (cheering)
Horse: Finally, we get to see a real professional in action.
Sunny Starscout: Better start warming up. I'll go and get him. Rocky, come on. Everyone's waiting, so I told them to... [notices that Rocky isn't here] R-Rocky? (she sees the bed where the badge is, but picks up the half piece of the poster and was shocked to see something,)
Sunny Starscout: You guys, Rocky isn't a flyer. He's a fraud flyer.
(thunderclaps)
(as it turns out, Rocky was actually a roller coaster rocketship from Space Mountain at Disneyland, meaning he can't actually fly)
(rain pouring down)
(Rocky escapes out of the farm and runs away)
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, a roller coaster. Yes, that would give you thrust.
Horse: I knew he was a fake all along. In fact, I'm not certain he was American.
Twilight Sparkle: So, what's the next plan, Sunny?
Sunny Starscout: Let's face it. The only way out of here is wrapped in pastry.
All: (gasps)
Izzy Moonbow: Perhaps he just went on vacation.
Horse: Perhaps he just went away from your infernal teddy hugging.
(tossing the teddy bear onto the ground and covers it in mud with her hoof)
Izzy Moonbow: (whimpers)
Twilight Sparkle: You were always the one that was always hitting him. See how you like it. [pushes Horse]
Horse: Don't push me, four-eyes!
Twilight Sparkle: (screaming)
Big Jet: Quiet there! Quiet, I say! Dissension in the ranks. Precisely what Jerry would have wanted. The old divde and conquer. A proper squadron work together, like we did in my days as a Wonderbolt. Jocko at the stick, Flappy at the map, and old Whizzbang at the tail-end Charlie. WingCo would give the call, teach by General Firefly, blast off! Wizard show it was. That's how you get medals.
Horse: Oh, will you shut up about your stupid blooming medals!
All: (gasps)
(the metal lands on the mud where Sunny is)
Big Jet: How dare you! (he buck kicks Horse in the face) Madam, forgive me. A-As an officer, I offer my most-
(Horse buck kicks at Big Jet, then attacks him)
(Everyone also joins until Sunny sees the Wonderbolt metal)
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet?
All: (shouting)
Sunny Starscout: Everyone, QUIET!
All: (gasps)
(long beat)
Sunny Starscout: [clears throat] Big Jet. What exactly is the Wonderbolts?
Big Jet: What do you mean, what is it? The Wonderbolts is a Equestria Pegasi Force is what.
Sunny Starscout: Then who is General Firefly?
(inside house 1)
Big Jet: Aha! There she is. Gorgeous, isn't she?
Sunny Starscout: You mean, you taught by her?
Big Jet: Beautifully. In fact, there's a bit of a story to that as well. We were out on a "recce," you see. Ops had given the go-ahead, but the weather duffed up. [he continues talking]
Sunny Starscout: Yes. Of course. We might actually be able to pull this off. We're still going to fly out of here.
Big Jet: What, what?
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet's provided the answer.
Big Jet: I have? Uh, yes, yes, yes. Of course I have. Uh, how have I?
Sunny Sunscout: We'll make a flying pegasus called: Rocket. (mins later) Twilight, you'll handle the engineering. Izzy, manufacturing. Big Jet will be chief aviation advisor. Horse, cookie dough.
Black and White: Cookie dough?
Sunny Starscout: Cookie dough.
Black: Right, just like the ones that rocketship was gonna poop out. Only they don't do that, do they?
White: Don't they?
Black: No, it's a lady thing, apparently. Ask your mum.
Sunny Starscout: One cookie dough for every item on the list. First payment in advance.
Both: [simultaneously] Right! When do we start?
(Black grabs the cookie dough)
White: I can't wait.
Come on: Come on!
(Cure Black and White disguise as princesses entered the factory)
Black: Oi.
White: Oh!
(they grab the tools while Tootie is fixing the machine)
Tootie: Huh? What the?
[She sees the toolbox is gone and sees the princesses]
Tootie: Oh, princesses now.
[Sunny makes a hole on the fence as Cure Black and White remove their disguises]
Black: Voila!
White: [laughs]
(they take the tools needed)
Pinkie Pie: Give me.
(While the ponies work on making the Flying Pegasi, Tootie is working on fixing the machine. Thought the machine is fixed, Tootie plugs it in, only to exploded on Vicky. The dogs sense something from behind)
Black: Ohh! All right, here.
White: [laughs]
(they sew the fabric while Horse is pooping out cookie dough while working)
Black: Cookies from heaven!
White: No! From her tail!
[the ponies contiuned working as Tootie finishes the repairs, turns the machine on and the ponies stopped working. But the machine stops as Chocolate sauce is sprayed onto Vicky]
Vicky: (screams)
(Sunny looks)
Vicky: Sister!
(kicks)
Tootie: Ow! Oh.
Sunny Starscout: That was close. Too close. We can't stop now. Come on, everyone! Go for it! Really go for it! Go, go, go, go! Twilight, we need those calculations quickly.
Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh.
Sunny Starscout: Rarity, that has to be really secure. Gracefully up there, Big Jet!
Big Jet Roger!
Sunny Starscout: Horse, give him a hand. Well done, Izzy. Keep it up.
Izzy Moonbow: [continues sewing] No problem, Sunstar.
(Sunny sees the Rocky poster, meanwhile Rocky is on his bike)
Rocky: [singing] Oh, I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around. I'm never in one place. I roam from town to town. And when I found myself fallin' for some girl. I'd hop right in that car... [Rocky stops and sees a sign VIcky's Homemade Desserts] Oh, boy.
(Tootie tries to start the machine)
Tootie: Come on. Oh, Please.
[the machine starts]
Sunny Starscout: Oh, no. She's fixed it.
Tootie: (laughing) It's done.

(door opens)

(Lighting strkes)
Vicky: Get the ponies.
Tootie: Which ones?
Vicky: I want them all. (Vicky increases speed of the machine as Tootie goes to the farm to collect the ponies. But as the ponies keep working, Tootie is shocked to see what they done)
Tootie: Me tools!
(beat)
Tootie: Why, you thieving little buggers!
Twilight Sparkle: What's the plan?
(long beat)
Sunny Starscout: Charge!
Tootie: Huh?! [she attacks Tootie]
Horse: Nice plan.
(they attack Tootie)
Tootie: Vicky! (screaming) Vicky! The ponies are revolting!
Vicky: (sigh) Finally, something we agree on.
Tootie: (Tootie is tied up) Help! Vi- [Twilight Sparkle gags Tootie's mouth up in tape] (muffled yell)

(thud)
Sunny Starscout: Under the house.
[they all grab Tootie under house 8]
Maud Pie: Come on!
[the house 8 hits Tootie]
Izzy Moonbow: What have we done?
Sunny Starscout: This is it, everyone. We're escaping.
Twilight Sparkle: What, now?
Sunny Starscout: Now!
Twilight Sparkle: But, Sunny, she's not ready to fly yet.
Sunny Starscout: Listen. We'll either die free ponies or die trying.
All: (cheering
Izzy Moonbow: Are those the only choices?
Sunny Starscout: Let's do it.
Big Jet: Scramble!
(They all scrambled as the ponies are now asemble Rocket)
Big Jet: This way!
[They put together the Flying Pegasi that resembles Rocket with a light up runway, afterwards, everyone now boards]

Twilight Sparkle: (giggles)
Tootie: [muffled] Vicky! Vicky!
Black: The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and...
White: Kiss your tail good-bye.
Sunny Starscout: All right, Big Jet, ready for blastoff.
Big Jet: Behind you all the way.
Sunny Starscout: But you're supposed to be up there. You're the pilot.
Big Jet: Oh, don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
Sunny Starscout: Back in you day, the Wonderbolts...
Big Jet: 6-4-4 Squadron, air division. We were the mascots.
Sunny Starscout: You mean you never actually flew the plane?
Big Jet: Good heavens, no. I'm flightless.
All: (gasps)
Big Jet: The Wonderbolts doesn't let flightless flyers behind the controls of a complex contraption.
Daisy: We're all gonna die!
All: (screaming)
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet, you have to fly it. You're always talking about back in your day as a Wonderbolt. Well, today is your chance to become back as a Wonderbolt.

(Big Jet sees the Wonderbolt pin)
Horse: You can do it, you veterian.
Big Jet: [grabs the medal] Wonderbolt Blue Thunder, reporting for duty.
All: (cheering)
Big Jet: Well, come on. What are you waiting for? We haven't got all day. Let's get this pegasus off the ground.

(Big Jet climbs to his pilot seat)
Sunny Starscout: Big Jet! Now!
Big Jet: Roger! Contact!
(The ponies pedal to give the pegasus power, the rocket from the tail side begins to fire up and it's headlights light up)
Big Jet: Cleared for blastoff!
[The ponies raise the ramp]
Big Jet: Blast off!
Trio: [simultaneously] Blast off!
(the Rocket begins moving)

Big Jet: Whoa!
(the Rocket trots slowly)
Big Jet: Full throttle!
Twilight Sparkle: Full throttle! [pulls the lever to make the wings of the Rocket flap]
[the Rocket goes faster]
Big Jet: We need more power!
Twilight Sparkle: I cannot work miracles, Cap'n! We're giving her all she's got!
(they're about to take off)
Big Jet and Sunny Starscout: (gasps)

(Tootie knocks the ramp down)
Tootie: Gotcha!
Big Jet: Hard right!
(the ponies make The Rocket gallop right)
Tootie: Oh, mother!
(the tail wing of Rocket hits Tootie on the head and falls unconcious)
Sunny Starscout: Turn her around! I'll get the ramp.

(Sunny heads over there to grab the ramp and lift it back up)
(Big Jet makes the Rocket turn around, but some lights were snag from it)
Vicky: Put the ramp down, missy.

Sunny Starscout: (gasps)

(Vicky pins her down and is about to use an axe on her)

Vicky: You are going to be a cookie!
(jingle)

Vicky: Huh?

Sunny Starscout: (gasps)
Rocky: (riding his bike) Sunny!
Sunny Starscout: Rocky!
Vicky: (gasps) That one rocketship. (gasps)
Rocky: Heads up!

Vicky: Whoa!

(her axe is thrown in the air after the inpact as Rocky lands onto the ground)

Vicky: (gasps)

(the axe is about to hit her, but nearly hits her)

Vicky: (faints)

Sunny Starscout: (sigh) Welcome back, Rocky.

Rocky: Don't want you to become a cookie.

Big Jet: Look out!

Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (gasps)

Big Jet: Clear the runaway!
(they both lift up the ramp in a nick of time as the Rocket flies high into the sky. Sunny is amazed that it works)

Rocky: Sunny! Let's go!
(they climb up onto the lights to be back onto the Rocket)
Horse: We're flying!

All: (cheering)
Vicky: (groans) Huh?
(Sunny and Rocky are now on the Rocket. But as they're about to embrace with a kiss)

(Sunny kicks Rocket in the face)
Rocky: Ow! What was that for?
Sunny Starscout: That's for leaving.
Rocky: Ooh!
Sunny Starscout: And this is for coming back.

(but as they're about to kiss, The Rocket begins to shake)

Rocky and Sunny Starscout: (Screaming)

All: (screaming)
Big Jet: Great galaxies! What was that?
Twilight Sparkle: A cling-on, Cap'n! And the engines can't take it!
(as it turns out, Vicky has grab hold onto the lights)

Sunny Starscout and Rocky: (yelps)

(the lights were snag)
Sunny Starscout: Oh, goodness. Izzy! Scissors!
Izzy Moonbow: [looks in her bag until she finds scissors] Bingo.
Sunny Starscout: [takes the scissors] Lower me down.
Rocky: But, Sunny, I...
Sunny Starscout: Just do it.
Big Jet: Increase velocity!
Izzy Moonbow: What does that mean?
Horse: It means pedal to the max!
[Vicky tries to climb up, but Sunny tries to use the scissors to cut the wire]
Sunny Starscout: Lower!
Rocky: I'm trying!
(Vicky keeps climbing as Sunny tries to keep cutting at the lights, until she sees the billboard)
Sunny Starscout: (gasps) Big Jet, look out!
Big Jet: (gasps) Whooooaaaaa!

All: (screaming)

Vicky: (muffled) (screaming) (she hits the billboard of her face) (muffled) Whoa!

(the cookie dough is released out)

Cure Black and White: Whoa!
Rocky: [accidently releases Sunny Starscout] Oh! Sunny!
[Sunny slides down where Vicky is as she removes the billboard of her. Sunny tries to cut the wires loose as Vicky tries to chop her head, but is hit with cookie dough]
Rocky: Fire! Fire!
[more cookie dough hits Vicky]
White: (sobbing) Oh, me cookies.
Black: (sobbing and muttering) Not again.
[one of the cookie dough hits the scissors]

Sunny Starscout: (yelps) No!

Vicky: Yuck!

(Sunny tries to bit the wires out, but Vicky is ready to strike)
Rocky: More ammo! Hurry!
Black: We got no more cookie dough!
Rocky: Sunny! Look out!

(Vicky is about to chop Sunny's head off, but when she sees the axe is sharp enough to cut through wire, Sunny did what she had to do. Withthat, Vicky chops off her head)

Sunny Starscout: (yelps)

Rocky: Nooooooo!

(Vicky thought she defeated her, but as it turns out, Sunny has played possum by ducking her head)

Vicky: Huh?

Rocky: She, she's alive.

Sunny Starscout: You could've killed me. But you could've killed this. (shows that Vicky chopped off the strand of the lights)

Vicky: (gasps)

Sunny Starscout: Later gater.
Vicky: (screaming)
Big Jet: Bombs away!
Vicky: [flies in the machine] Tootie!
All: (cheering)
Rocky: Oh, that was good. That was good!
Big Jet: The veterian bought it! (chuckles)
Tootie: [walks in] Vicky! Vick-
Vicky: (as it turns out, Vicky is in the safety valve) (muffled screaming) (while struggling, she sees that the air pressure is begin to rise) (gasps)

(alarm blaring)

(the pressure reach to the max)

Vicky: This is gonna hurt.

(door closes)

(boom)

Rocky and Sunny Starscout: Whoa!

(the explosion creates a mushroom cloud of air)

(Tootie enters and sees the dogs licking the ingredients, leaving Vicky in the impact state after the explosion)
Tootie: I told you they was organized.
Vicky: I knew it. I should've LISTEN YOU THE WHOLE TIME. (then the door comes falling down) (screams)

(as it turns out, Tootie was the one who made the door slam on top of her who can't take this old sibling business anymore)
Sunny Starscout: We did it, everyone!
All: (Cheering)

(Twilight kiss Big Jet on the cheek)

Horse and Izzy: (giggles)

Black and White: (giggles)(sobbing)

Rocky: (laughing)

(and with that, Rocky and Sunny now have their kiss for the first time)
All: Aww! Whoa!
Big Jet: Keep peddling! We're not there yet! You can't see paradise if you don't pedal! (the Rocket lands in a special paradise) Put your drumsticks into it! [he imitates an airplane] That's what I told him, what, what. We were losing altitude, you see, and heading for a fearful prang.
Izzy Moonbow: This is a lovely vacation. I'll be sad to go back.
Twilight Sparkle: Safety at all times is imperative. Now, wind 'er up and...
[the foal flies]
Twilight Sparkle: ...let 'er go!
Rocky: So, is it as good as you imagined?
Sunny Starscout: No. It's better. [hugs Rocky] Come on. I'll show you how to play cricket.
Black: Hey, here's a thought. Why don't we get an cookie dough and start our own bake farm? That way we'll have all the cookies we could eat.
White: Right. We'll need a pony then.
Black: No. No, we'll need an cookie. You have the cookie dough first. That's where you get the pony from.
White: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a pony, where you gonna get an cookie dough?
Black: From the pony that comes from the cookie.
White: Yeah, but you have to have an cookie dough to have a pony.
Black: Yeah, but you gotta get the pony first to get the cookie dough, and then the cookie dough, you get the pony out.
White: Hang on. Let's go over this again.

(the ponies are now in a santuary)

(The End)

base by RavenWolf-Bases