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The map forms inside Leo's castle and the team's first ever mission is to head to a town where everyone has given up their personality profiles, replacing them with lost heart souls.

(at Leo's castle)
Drago: [snoring]
(the team sits down on the thrones which lights up)
Leo: Let's go through this one more time.
Rocket: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Leo! We found all six keys, defeated Naga, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Leo: Yes, but why?
Quincy: I dunno. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothing more to it than that.
June: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!
Cousin Rocket: I agree with Leo. And June. And Quincy. And Rocket. And Annie. Oh, and probably Drago.
Drago: [snoring]
Leo: As prince, I've been chosen to spread the magic of happiness across Earth. So why would the heart of happiness want us to sit in a castle in Los Angeles? It doesn't make any sense.
(once they're sitting on the thrones, the throne seats come to life as the center transforms into a flat globe map)
[rumbling]
Drago: [groans] Is that new? I like it.

(Little Einsteins theme)

Drago: This is incredible! It's got all of the whole globe!
Annie: Hi, step Mom and Dad!
[stomp]
[shimmering]
Annie: [giggles]
(the Little Einsteins symbol stops at Alaska)
Cousin Rocket: But if this is Los Angeles, why is the symbol over there?
Leo: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The heart, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we not follow it?
Rocket: Y'know what? There's a ton of room for dangerous adventure along that route. Count me in!
Quincy: Aw, nuts, I reckon you're right.
Annie: Well, I was planning on organizing my baking sheets, but okay!
June: [sighs] Very well.
[beat]
Cousin Rocket: Um, maybe I'll just stay here with Drago.
Drago: Awesome! Me and Beast have a huge weekend ahead of us talking football, and... and trading baseball cards, and arguing about volleyball stats...
Cousin Rocket: O-o-on second thought, m-m-maybe I'd better go with them. In case they need me.
Leo: Looks like it's time for a road trip.
Drago: Well, suit yourself. But he's got a rookie card I plan to sweet-talk right into these hot little claws.

[train engine chuffing]
[brakes squealing]
(the train arrives at the country line of Alaska)
(after the long trip, the team arrives at a small town)

Leo: That's it! That's the place on the map!
June: Right. Let's get down there and find the spa.
Leo: Wait. We don't know why the map sent us here. We shouldn't just walk right in. It could be dangerous.
Rocket: Yes!
Pinkie Pie: Stay behind me, team! I'm on it!
Quincy: Careful, Annie!
Annie: [grunts]
[thud, scraping noises]
Rocket: This is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Earth.
Quincy: It's just an ordinary small town full of ordinary folk.
June: It could certainly use a few more architectural flourishes. Or any architectural flourishes.
Cousin Rocket: I think it's lovely.
Annie: I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. I know smiles. And those smiles? They're just not right.
Leo: Forget the smiles. Look at their hairstyles and outfits.
Rocket: Okay, that's weird.

Leo: An entire town with the same hairstyles and outfits? How can that be?
Rocket: I bet there's some sort of horrific monster behind it.
Leo: What makes you say that?
Rocket: 'Cause fighting a horrific monster would be super-awesome!
Quincy: I say we just ought to head into town and talk to some locals, find out what's going on.
Rocket: Great idea, Quincy. Let's go!
Annie: Those smiles are bad news.

Bard the Dragon: Hello!
Laa-Laa: Hello!
Bob the Builder: Hello!
Mr. Squiggles: Hello!
Noodle: Hello!
Paz: Hello!
Kids: Hello!
Cousin Rocket: This must be the most pleasant place in Earth!
Space Glider: Hello!
Cousin Rocket: [giggles]
Rocket: Ugh. Thanks a lot, map.
Willy Wonka: Hello! Pardon my forwardness, but are you a rocketship?
Quincy: That there's the Prince of Happiness!
Willy Wonka: Well, you've certainly come to the right place for happiness.
Sparky White Zebra: What brings you to town?
Leo: We're not entirely sure.
Sparky White Zebra: I see. Well, all are welcome here in our little town. My name is Sparky White the zebra, and this is Willy Wonka.
Quincy: Hi, Sparkly. I'm Quincy, and this here's Annie, Cousin Rocket, June, Rocket, and Leo.
Sparky White Zebra: And you all have your own unique personality profiles.
Leo: If you don't mind, has there been any sort of... trouble here, lately?
Sparky White Zebra: Trouble? Why, I don't think we've ever had trouble in our little town.
Willy Wonka: It's true. You'll see. Hm.
Sparky White Zebra: Perhaps you'd care to speak to our founder Lilly Flower.
Cousin Rocket: I wish everyone in Earth was as friendly as these folks are.
Annie: I've got my eye on them. Something's rotten in... whatever the name of this town is that we're in right now!
[knocking]
Sparky White Zebra: Lilly, we have some new visitors.
Rocket: [to Quincy] Be ready to fight. We don't know what's gonna come through that door.
(the person who comes through that door is Lilly Flower, who has brown hair, and a perfect dress)
Lilly Flower: Hello! I'm so pleased to have you here.
Rocket: [groans]
Sparky White Zebra: These are the Little Einsteins.
Lilly Flower: Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Prince Leo? We don't get many rulers around here.
Leo: Yes, but "Leo" is fine.
Lilly Flower: So! How did you hear of our little town?
Leo: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Annie: Technically, it's a heart-chest-castle-map!
Lilly Flower: Well, however you found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anyone who wants to experience true happiness for the first time.
Quincy: Say what?
Lilly Flower: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our town, you see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special personalities because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Leo: Is that why you all have those hairstyles and outfits?
Lilly Flower: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave you a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Lilly Flower: Heads high, everyone! Marching proud! [whistle blows] All together now! Every one of you! No one left behind!

(Lilly Flower)
Life is so grand in Our Town
We're always filled with cheer
We never have to look around
To know that we're all here
[Citizens]
In Our Town, in Our Town
We don't have to wait
To find out that our destiny
Is just to emulate
Lilly Flower: Let's see those big, happy smiles!
Life is a smile in Our Town
Our life is the same
Because we do not separate
Ourselves by more than name
[Citizens]
In Our Town, in Our Town
We dare not compete
Winning only breeds the worst
Ego-filled conceit
Lilly Flower: You see? Now everyone wins!
Life is a joy in Our Town
We're all equal here
No one is superior
And no one shakes in fear
[Citizens]
In Our Town, in Our Town
We work as a team
You can't have a nightmare
If you never dream
[Lilly Flower]
Others only argue
Do you ever wonder why?
When you think your talent's special
You don't see eye-to-eye
There's just too many differences
That lead to disarray
But when you learn to act as one
It's like a holiday
[Citizens]
In Our Town, in Our Town
We don't complicate
When you learn to simplify
Life is oh, so great
Join in our utopia
Come out of the dark
Banded by equality
By our only life!

Rocket: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our personalities? No way!
Cousin Rocket: Cuz, don't be so rude. I don't think we should judge them. They all seem perfectly happy with their choice.
Annie: Don't believe their smiles, Cousin Rocket.
Leo: I'm sorry, I guess we're just a little confused by all of this.
Lilly Flower: We have no judgements here in our town. Each of us was confused once as well, blinded by the false promise of our lives.
Rocket: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Leo: When we were sent to this town, we assumed it was to help in some way. But, well, it doesn't seem like you need any help.
Lilly Flower: Have you considered perhaps that you might have been sent here so we could help you? After all, no one has ever come to our village and wanted to leave. Why should you be any different? But that is entirely your choice. Please enjoy our little corner of earth. We're all quite fond of it. No doubt you will be as well. Sparky White, please help our guests with whatever they might need.
Sparky White Zebra: Of course.
Lilly Flower: Well, this will certainly provide a boost to our little community. When the rest of Earth sees that a prince gave up her personality to join us, they'll finally understand what we're trying to accomplish.

Nina: Hello!
Franklin: Hello!
Little Bear: Hello!
Leo: A personality is a representation of someone's unique talents and skills. How is it possible to—
June: [gasps] What is that?!
Wishbone: Hello! Care to sample some local fashion? We've got rags this month!
June: [gagging] Wha— Ooh, er, perhaps another time, good sir, thank you. [whispering] No wonder no one's wearing anything!
Cousin Rocket: [hushed] Really, team! They may do things a bit differently than we're used to, but that's no reason to be rude.
Rocket: [hushed] No, the reason to be rude is that they all keep staring at us!
Sparky White Zebra: Need something?
Leo: Uh, no! We're good! [hushed] Cousin Rocket's right. If we're going to get to the bottom of why the map sent us here, we'll need the help of these people.
Quincy: I think we ran off to the end of the US before we even knew what that map was!
Annie: If we were at the end of US, we'd be sitting on a big 'A'! [giggles] Get it?
June: Oh, please, Annie! This is hardly the time for jokes! We've come all this way and for what?
Leo: [hushed] Maybe you're right. But we're here now, and it sure feels like something's wrong.
Quincy: That and five dollars get you a cup of water.
Belle: Is this a bad time?
Cousin Rocket: We shouldn't be bickering like this in front of our new friends. Really, Quincy, you're almost as bad as Rocket!
Rocket: Don't drag me into this!
Belle: Is your happiness ending?
Annie: Are you crazy?! We'd never let a disagreement get in the way of food!
Belle: O-kay, well, my name is Belle. What can I bring you? We have: muffins...
[long beat]
Leo: Then I guess we'll take six muffins!
Annie: Make that twelve! What? I'm hungry!
Leo: [hushed] Come on, team. We've got to stick together. It doesn't matter what happened before, we're here now.
Quincy: I guess you're right. And the sooner we figure out why, the sooner we can go home.
Belle: Forgive me for overhearing, but just a moment ago you were disagreeing, and now it sounds like you're... agreeing.
Quincy: Uh-huh...
Belle: Well, you had such differing opinions – and personalities.
June: We have differing opinions all the time, darling.
Belle: But you look like you're friends.
Leo: We are friends. A simple disagreement wouldn't change that.
Belle: I'm sorry, I'm just having a hard time understanding. Different talents lead to different opinions, which lead to bitterness and misery. So... why aren't you bitter and...?
Annie: [choking] Blech! Mmmm... good...
Belle: It's all right. I know I'm not a very good baker. At least, I know I'm not any better than anyone else in town, plus I avoid reading. Well, I... hope you enjoy our little town!
Annie: [hacking]
Belle: [hushed] Come inside before you go! Meet me downstairs!
Rocket: Okay, that was weird too.
Leo: [hushed] Let's all sit here and eat these muffins and act normal. I think we're being watched.
[scissors snipping]
Rocket: You think?
Leo: [hushed] No, not like that! I mean someone here doesn't want us talking to Belle.
Sparky White Zebra: [chomp]
Quincy: I got an idea. But you gotta eat all of them muffins, Annie.
Annie: Me?! Why me?!
Quincy: [hushed] You got a stronger stomach than any of us, and that girl in there might be our best chance at finding out what is going on round here.

Annie: [chomping, stomach gurgles]
Quincy: [stilted] I can't believe you ate all our muffins, Annie! We'd best go inside and get some more!
Leo: Nice work, sis.
[thumps and honks]
Annie: I've accidentally eaten cardboard tastier than that...
Leo: Hello? Belle?
Belle: Thank you for coming!
Leo: Why did you want us to come down here?
Belle: So no one could see what's about to happen.
(they cornered the team, but instead of doing something threating, they talk to them)
Willy Wonka: Are you really the Prince of Happiness?
Space Glider: Do you know Princess Sunlight?
Belle: I love your personality profile!
Space Glider: How can you be friends with different personality profiles? Don't you end up hating each other?
Belle: Oh, look at this one! This one's great too! I'd love to have my special talent back even just for a day! Make something besides those disgusting muffins and get back to reading...
Rocket: So what's stopping you? Go get your personality profiles back.
Willy Wonka: Daydreaming is one thing, but you mean actually having it put back on? That seems extreme.
Belle: I'm not sure Lilly would like that. She wants us all to be happy in our sameness.
Leo: How do you take someone's personality profile anyway?
Space Glider: The personality removal is a beautiful experience! Lilly uses the braindrain helmet to magically take them away and replace them with lost souls.
Leo: But no one should keep you from your personality. It represents such an essential part of who you are.
Space Glider: Oh, we're not kept from them. They're in the vault up in the caves. We can visit them any time we like to remind us of the heartache of a life with special talents.
Leo: Can we visit this cave?

Lilly Flower: I'm delighted you're interested in our personality vault. We hope someday everyone in Earth will make a pilgrimage here to our little town to have theirs removed too, and our message of [continues under] perfectly equal happiness can finally spread across the globe.
Leo: [hushed, over] This must be the reason we're here.
Annie: [hushed, over] "Pilgrimaging"?
Leo: [hushed] No, helping those people get their personalities back.
Cousin Rocket: [hushed] Oh, are you sure, Leo? Maybe they miss them a little, but even they didn't seem all that unhappy.
Leo: [hushed] Then why did they want to meet us in secret? And why did they ask us not to tell Lilly who told us about the vault? Something's not right.
Lilly Flower: Just through here! (they enter the cave) Behold! Our personality vault!
Leo: I've never seen anything like it!
Lilly Flower: And here is the braindrain helmet. It was one of the great Fluttershy's nine enchanted items. We are incredibly fortunate to have it here. This is the tool that allows us to free ourselves from our lives! I'm curious – how did the subject of the vault come up?
Annie: Oh, some folks were telling us how much they missed their personalities, and—
Leo: Annie!
Annie: Oops...I spoke too soon.
Lilly Flower: [gasps] Were they? Well, it seems you inspire all sorts of free thinking, don't you?
June: [laughs nervously] Well, w-we certainly didn't intend to cause any disruptions to your charming little—
Lilly Flower: Good. Let's just make sure of that, shall we?
(the townspeople comes into the cave and surrounds the team)
Leo: It's a trap!
[magic zaps]
(Leo tries to get away, but the townspeople hold him down as Lilly Flower places the braindrain helmet on his head, draining his personality profile out of him)
Leo: [groaning]
(she does the same thing to the rest of the team)
Rest of the team: [groaning]
(the Little Einsteins personality profiles are placed into the vault, leaving the team with lost souls)
Lilly Flower: Aw. I don't blame you for what you tried to do here today. You've spent your whole lives thinking those personalities are a good thing.
Leo: Give them back!
Lilly Flower: Well, now you can spend the rest of your lives here with us! And we'll teach you just how much better life can be without your personalities!
(the townspeople lead them out of the cave back to the town as the lost soul symbol comes up)
[To be continued...]

Description
The map forms inside Leo's castle and the team's first ever mission is to head to a town where everyone has given up their personality profiles, replacing them with lost heart souls.

(at Leo's castle)
Drago: [snoring]
(the team sits down on the thrones which lights up)
Leo: Let's go through this one more time.
Rocket: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Leo! We found all six keys, defeated Naga, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Leo: Yes, but why?
Quincy: I dunno. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothing more to it than that.
June: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!
Cousin Rocket: I agree with Leo. And June. And Quincy. And Rocket. And Annie. Oh, and probably Drago.
Drago: [snoring]
Leo: As prince, I've been chosen to spread the magic of happiness across Earth. So why would the heart of happiness want us to sit in a castle in Los Angeles? It doesn't make any sense.
(once they're sitting on the thrones, the throne seats come to life as the center transforms into a flat globe map)
[rumbling]
Drago: [groans] Is that new? I like it.

(Little Einsteins theme)

Drago: This is incredible! It's got all of the whole globe!
Annie: Hi, step Mom and Dad!
[stomp]
[shimmering]
Annie: [giggles]
(the Little Einsteins symbol stops at Alaska)
Cousin Rocket: But if this is Los Angeles, why is the symbol over there?
Leo: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The heart, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we not follow it?
Rocket: Y'know what? There's a ton of room for dangerous adventure along that route. Count me in!
Quincy: Aw, nuts, I reckon you're right.
Annie: Well, I was planning on organizing my baking sheets, but okay!
June: [sighs] Very well.
[beat]
Cousin Rocket: Um, maybe I'll just stay here with Drago.
Drago: Awesome! Me and Beast have a huge weekend ahead of us talking football, and... and trading baseball cards, and arguing about volleyball stats...
Cousin Rocket: O-o-on second thought, m-m-maybe I'd better go with them. In case they need me.
Leo: Looks like it's time for a road trip.
Drago: Well, suit yourself. But he's got a rookie card I plan to sweet-talk right into these hot little claws.

[train engine chuffing]
[brakes squealing]
(the train arrives at the country line of Alaska)
(after the long trip, the team arrives at a small town)

Leo: That's it! That's the place on the map!
June: Right. Let's get down there and find the spa.
Leo: Wait. We don't know why the map sent us here. We shouldn't just walk right in. It could be dangerous.
Rocket: Yes!
Pinkie Pie: Stay behind me, team! I'm on it!
Quincy: Careful, Annie!
Annie: [grunts]
[thud, scraping noises]
Rocket: This is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Earth.
Quincy: It's just an ordinary small town full of ordinary folk.
June: It could certainly use a few more architectural flourishes. Or any architectural flourishes.
Cousin Rocket: I think it's lovely.
Annie: I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. I know smiles. And those smiles? They're just not right.
Leo: Forget the smiles. Look at their hairstyles and outfits.
Rocket: Okay, that's weird.

Leo: An entire town with the same hairstyles and outfits? How can that be?
Rocket: I bet there's some sort of horrific monster behind it.
Leo: What makes you say that?
Rocket: 'Cause fighting a horrific monster would be super-awesome!
Quincy: I say we just ought to head into town and talk to some locals, find out what's going on.
Rocket: Great idea, Quincy. Let's go!
Annie: Those smiles are bad news.

Bard the Dragon: Hello!
Laa-Laa: Hello!
Bob the Builder: Hello!
Mr. Squiggles: Hello!
Noodle: Hello!
Paz: Hello!
Kids: Hello!
Cousin Rocket: This must be the most pleasant place in Earth!
Space Glider: Hello!
Cousin Rocket: [giggles]
Rocket: Ugh. Thanks a lot, map.
Willy Wonka: Hello! Pardon my forwardness, but are you a rocketship?
Quincy: That there's the Prince of Happiness!
Willy Wonka: Well, you've certainly come to the right place for happiness.
Sparky White Zebra: What brings you to town?
Leo: We're not entirely sure.
Sparky White Zebra: I see. Well, all are welcome here in our little town. My name is Sparky White the zebra, and this is Willy Wonka.
Quincy: Hi, Sparkly. I'm Quincy, and this here's Annie, Cousin Rocket, June, Rocket, and Leo.
Sparky White Zebra: And you all have your own unique personality profiles.
Leo: If you don't mind, has there been any sort of... trouble here, lately?
Sparky White Zebra: Trouble? Why, I don't think we've ever had trouble in our little town.
Willy Wonka: It's true. You'll see. Hm.
Sparky White Zebra: Perhaps you'd care to speak to our founder Lilly Flower.
Cousin Rocket: I wish everyone in Earth was as friendly as these folks are.
Annie: I've got my eye on them. Something's rotten in... whatever the name of this town is that we're in right now!
[knocking]
Sparky White Zebra: Lilly, we have some new visitors.
Rocket: [to Quincy] Be ready to fight. We don't know what's gonna come through that door.
(the person who comes through that door is Lilly Flower, who has brown hair, and a perfect dress)
Lilly Flower: Hello! I'm so pleased to have you here.
Rocket: [groans]
Sparky White Zebra: These are the Little Einsteins.
Lilly Flower: Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Prince Leo? We don't get many rulers around here.
Leo: Yes, but "Leo" is fine.
Lilly Flower: So! How did you hear of our little town?
Leo: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Annie: Technically, it's a heart-chest-castle-map!
Lilly Flower: Well, however you found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anyone who wants to experience true happiness for the first time.
Quincy: Say what?
Lilly Flower: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our town, you see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special personalities because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Leo: Is that why you all have those hairstyles and outfits?
Lilly Flower: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave you a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Lilly Flower: Heads high, everyone! Marching proud! [whistle blows] All together now! Every one of you! No one left behind!

(Lilly Flower)
Life is so grand in Our Town
We're always filled with cheer
We never have to look around
To know that we're all here
[Citizens]
In Our Town, in Our Town
We don't have to wait
To find out that our destiny
Is just to emulate
Lilly Flower: Let's see those big, happy smiles!
Life is a smile in Our Town
Our life is the same
Because we do not separate
Ourselves by more than name
[Citizens]
In Our Town, in Our Town
We dare not compete
Winning only breeds the worst
Ego-filled conceit
Lilly Flower: You see? Now everyone wins!
Life is a joy in Our Town
We're all equal here
No one is superior
And no one shakes in fear
[Citizens]
In Our Town, in Our Town
We work as a team
You can't have a nightmare
If you never dream
[Lilly Flower]
Others only argue
Do you ever wonder why?
When you think your talent's special
You don't see eye-to-eye
There's just too many differences
That lead to disarray
But when you learn to act as one
It's like a holiday
[Citizens]
In Our Town, in Our Town
We don't complicate
When you learn to simplify
Life is oh, so great
Join in our utopia
Come out of the dark
Banded by equality
By our only life!

Rocket: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our personalities? No way!
Cousin Rocket: Cuz, don't be so rude. I don't think we should judge them. They all seem perfectly happy with their choice.
Annie: Don't believe their smiles, Cousin Rocket.
Leo: I'm sorry, I guess we're just a little confused by all of this.
Lilly Flower: We have no judgements here in our town. Each of us was confused once as well, blinded by the false promise of our lives.
Rocket: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Leo: When we were sent to this town, we assumed it was to help in some way. But, well, it doesn't seem like you need any help.
Lilly Flower: Have you considered perhaps that you might have been sent here so we could help you? After all, no one has ever come to our village and wanted to leave. Why should you be any different? But that is entirely your choice. Please enjoy our little corner of earth. We're all quite fond of it. No doubt you will be as well. Sparky White, please help our guests with whatever they might need.
Sparky White Zebra: Of course.
Lilly Flower: Well, this will certainly provide a boost to our little community. When the rest of Earth sees that a prince gave up her personality to join us, they'll finally understand what we're trying to accomplish.

Nina: Hello!
Franklin: Hello!
Little Bear: Hello!
Leo: A personality is a representation of someone's unique talents and skills. How is it possible to—
June: [gasps] What is that?!
Wishbone: Hello! Care to sample some local fashion? We've got rags this month!
June: [gagging] Wha— Ooh, er, perhaps another time, good sir, thank you. [whispering] No wonder no one's wearing anything!
Cousin Rocket: [hushed] Really, team! They may do things a bit differently than we're used to, but that's no reason to be rude.
Rocket: [hushed] No, the reason to be rude is that they all keep staring at us!
Sparky White Zebra: Need something?
Leo: Uh, no! We're good! [hushed] Cousin Rocket's right. If we're going to get to the bottom of why the map sent us here, we'll need the help of these people.
Quincy: I think we ran off to the end of the US before we even knew what that map was!
Annie: If we were at the end of US, we'd be sitting on a big 'A'! [giggles] Get it?
June: Oh, please, Annie! This is hardly the time for jokes! We've come all this way and for what?
Leo: [hushed] Maybe you're right. But we're here now, and it sure feels like something's wrong.
Quincy: That and five dollars get you a cup of water.
Belle: Is this a bad time?
Cousin Rocket: We shouldn't be bickering like this in front of our new friends. Really, Quincy, you're almost as bad as Rocket!
Rocket: Don't drag me into this!
Belle: Is your happiness ending?
Annie: Are you crazy?! We'd never let a disagreement get in the way of food!
Belle: O-kay, well, my name is Belle. What can I bring you? We have: muffins...
[long beat]
Leo: Then I guess we'll take six muffins!
Annie: Make that twelve! What? I'm hungry!
Leo: [hushed] Come on, team. We've got to stick together. It doesn't matter what happened before, we're here now.
Quincy: I guess you're right. And the sooner we figure out why, the sooner we can go home.
Belle: Forgive me for overhearing, but just a moment ago you were disagreeing, and now it sounds like you're... agreeing.
Quincy: Uh-huh...
Belle: Well, you had such differing opinions – and personalities.
June: We have differing opinions all the time, darling.
Belle: But you look like you're friends.
Leo: We are friends. A simple disagreement wouldn't change that.
Belle: I'm sorry, I'm just having a hard time understanding. Different talents lead to different opinions, which lead to bitterness and misery. So... why aren't you bitter and...?
Annie: [choking] Blech! Mmmm... good...
Belle: It's all right. I know I'm not a very good baker. At least, I know I'm not any better than anyone else in town, plus I avoid reading. Well, I... hope you enjoy our little town!
Annie: [hacking]
Belle: [hushed] Come inside before you go! Meet me downstairs!
Rocket: Okay, that was weird too.
Leo: [hushed] Let's all sit here and eat these muffins and act normal. I think we're being watched.
[scissors snipping]
Rocket: You think?
Leo: [hushed] No, not like that! I mean someone here doesn't want us talking to Belle.
Sparky White Zebra: [chomp]
Quincy: I got an idea. But you gotta eat all of them muffins, Annie.
Annie: Me?! Why me?!
Quincy: [hushed] You got a stronger stomach than any of us, and that girl in there might be our best chance at finding out what is going on round here.

Annie: [chomping, stomach gurgles]
Quincy: [stilted] I can't believe you ate all our muffins, Annie! We'd best go inside and get some more!
Leo: Nice work, sis.
[thumps and honks]
Annie: I've accidentally eaten cardboard tastier than that...
Leo: Hello? Belle?
Belle: Thank you for coming!
Leo: Why did you want us to come down here?
Belle: So no one could see what's about to happen.
(they cornered the team, but instead of doing something threating, they talk to them)
Willy Wonka: Are you really the Prince of Happiness?
Space Glider: Do you know Princess Sunlight?
Belle: I love your personality profile!
Space Glider: How can you be friends with different personality profiles? Don't you end up hating each other?
Belle: Oh, look at this one! This one's great too! I'd love to have my special talent back even just for a day! Make something besides those disgusting muffins and get back to reading...
Rocket: So what's stopping you? Go get your personality profiles back.
Willy Wonka: Daydreaming is one thing, but you mean actually having it put back on? That seems extreme.
Belle: I'm not sure Lilly would like that. She wants us all to be happy in our sameness.
Leo: How do you take someone's personality profile anyway?
Space Glider: The personality removal is a beautiful experience! Lilly uses the braindrain helmet to magically take them away and replace them with lost souls.
Leo: But no one should keep you from your personality. It represents such an essential part of who you are.
Space Glider: Oh, we're not kept from them. They're in the vault up in the caves. We can visit them any time we like to remind us of the heartache of a life with special talents.
Leo: Can we visit this cave?

Lilly Flower: I'm delighted you're interested in our personality vault. We hope someday everyone in Earth will make a pilgrimage here to our little town to have theirs removed too, and our message of [continues under] perfectly equal happiness can finally spread across the globe.
Leo: [hushed, over] This must be the reason we're here.
Annie: [hushed, over] "Pilgrimaging"?
Leo: [hushed] No, helping those people get their personalities back.
Cousin Rocket: [hushed] Oh, are you sure, Leo? Maybe they miss them a little, but even they didn't seem all that unhappy.
Leo: [hushed] Then why did they want to meet us in secret? And why did they ask us not to tell Lilly who told us about the vault? Something's not right.
Lilly Flower: Just through here! (they enter the cave) Behold! Our personality vault!
Leo: I've never seen anything like it!
Lilly Flower: And here is the braindrain helmet. It was one of the great Fluttershy's nine enchanted items. We are incredibly fortunate to have it here. This is the tool that allows us to free ourselves from our lives! I'm curious – how did the subject of the vault come up?
Annie: Oh, some folks were telling us how much they missed their personalities, and—
Leo: Annie!
Annie: Oops...I spoke too soon.
Lilly Flower: [gasps] Were they? Well, it seems you inspire all sorts of free thinking, don't you?
June: [laughs nervously] Well, w-we certainly didn't intend to cause any disruptions to your charming little—
Lilly Flower: Good. Let's just make sure of that, shall we?
(the townspeople comes into the cave and surrounds the team)
Leo: It's a trap!
[magic zaps]
(Leo tries to get away, but the townspeople hold him down as Lilly Flower places the braindrain helmet on his head, draining his personality profile out of him)
Leo: [groaning]
(she does the same thing to the rest of the team)
Rest of the team: [groaning]
(the Little Einsteins personality profiles are placed into the vault, leaving the team with lost souls)
Lilly Flower: Aw. I don't blame you for what you tried to do here today. You've spent your whole lives thinking those personalities are a good thing.
Leo: Give them back!
Lilly Flower: Well, now you can spend the rest of your lives here with us! And we'll teach you just how much better life can be without your personalities!
(the townspeople lead them out of the cave back to the town as the lost soul symbol comes up)
[To be continued...]