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Drago accidentally causes Mei Lee and Sam's personality profiles to switch due to them knowing what it is like to switch roles.Mei Lee: Thank you, everybody, for coming to the grand opening of Dallas’ Texas new Community Garden of Magic!
[crowd cheer]
Calina: Yeah! Community garden! Whoo!
Mei Lee: This will be your place to grow fresh foods, foster friendships, and have fun in the fields! Take it away, Sam!
Sam: Thanks, Mei! I'm very excited to—
Calina: Aw, yeah! That's our friend! Nobody interrupt him when he talks!
Sam: Oh. Uh, thanks Calina. [clears throat] Welcome, everybody! As Mei said, this garden is the best place in town to learn how to harness your human magic—
Mei Lee: Flora magic!
[beep]
Pegasus: Note to self – human powers are officially called "flora magic". Hmm. I like it!
Calina and Pegatrix: Shhhh!
Calina: DON'T INTERRUPT HIM! Keep talking about what you were talking about!
Sam: [sighs] Thanks, Calina. So, yeah, that's what we've been calling it! You know, because of the sorceries float magic and the flyers flight magic, it's kind of a natural thing to name it. Flor— Hmm?
Kurt: [chirping]
Sam: You're right, Kurt. I'm rambling. AS the rescuerer, it is my duty and great honor to hereby dedicate this garden to—
Girl: Do we each get our own spot?
Sam: Yes.
Drago: [burps]
Sam: There are practice plots inside ready for you to start planting and growing—
[party popper]
[crowd gasp]
Sam: (gasps)
[snip!]
Woman: It's open! I call best spot!
[crowd yelling]
Sam: Slow down!
[animal sounds]
[rumbling]
Sam: There's enough room for everyone!
Kurt: [chirps]
Mei Lee: Whoa! [gasps]
Kurt: [chirps, slurps]
Mei Lee: [giggles]
Sam: Thank you, Kurt. I am good at dedication speeches. Maybe too good!
[panicked squeaking]
[theme song]
[kids laughing]
[birds chirping]
Boy: Dibs on this plot!
[bunnies squeaking]
Sam: What was that? Don't worry, I'll fix this.
Mei Lee: What's going on?
Sam: My speech might have made the Earth ponies too excited. They're kinda trampling everything.
[feet trampling]
Mei Lee: What do we do?
Sam: Watch your feet, everyone!
Mei Lee: But also, don't worry! With a little bit of love, I'm sure we can fix it.
Girl: Oh, yeah. [laughs] I guess we can.
[shimmering]
Crowd: Oh! Awesome! Neat! Sweet! Very cool! Amazing!
[bunnies squeaking]
[birds chirping]
Sam: Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Careful there! We don't want another giant fruit incident on our hands. Or on our hairs. [shudders]
Mei Lee: That's exactly why a designated spot to practice is perfect. And just look at all these amazing fruits! Like those! Uh, what are those?
Man: Pear-nana-melons!
Sam: Okay, that actually sounds really tasty. Go ahead and get creative, everyone. But let's just be mindful of the...
[animals chittering]
Sam: [sighs] ...wildlife.
Calina: Oh! I can't even belizzle my eyes! It's like a parade! But not on purpose.
Pegasus: "Belizzle"?
Calina: I said what I said! Just look at these animals going wild!
Pegatrix: [gasps] Great idea, Iz! Cute animals are great for the feed.
[camera clicks]
[panicked squeaks]
Pegatrix: I can't even. I don't have words.
Calina: Try "belizzle"! It works whenever you can or can't belizzle things.
Pegasus: Oh, no! They're stampeding towards the Rocket Room! Get out of the way, us!
[animals squeaking]
[smack!]
Pegatrix: Ugh!
Calina: [grunts] I got it! Ah... Ah... [sneezes]
[thud]
Calina: Huh. Maybe I didn't "got it".
Pegatrix: Well, I did!
Calina: [sneezing]
Pegatrix: And... posted!
Pegasus: Greeeeat.
Sam: Why are you all laying around?! I need backup with these critters!
Pegasus: Can't you just ask them to chill out? You literally speak animal.
Sam: That doesn't mean they'll listen! So can you help?!
Pegatrix: Sorry, what? I wasn't listening.
Sam: See?!
Calina: Of course we'll be your deputies!
Sam: Thanks! Because while you all handle that, I gotta get back to the garden! Sunny seemed stressed.
Mei Lee: [grunting]
Calina: Don't be stressed, Mei! We're deputies now! We're going to help!
Cloudpuff: [pants, whimpers]
Sam: Cloudpuff? What are you doing here?
Cloudpuff: [barks]
Sam: Keeping an eye on the siblings for Queen Rainbow, huh? Yeah, that does sound boring. Want to help me instead?
Cloudpuff: [barks]
[thunder]
Mirabel: What is lacked in magical might, conjure from my light! [grunting]
[whirring]
Mirabel: Ugh!
Rainbow Sparkle: Sooooo... do you need anything?
Mirabel: I was doing fine until you ruined my concentration! You know that my power is... [clears throat] ...compromised.
Rainbow Sparkle: No, I didn't.
Mirabel: Good answer. But it doesn't change the fact that it's still not enough. Magic is back, Misty. It's back, and those silly little kids have it! By accident!
Rainbow Sparkle: Accident? We can try that, too!
Mirabel: Stop! That silly unity magic is just the spark. Only I can possess the flame!
[bubbling]
Rainbow Sparkle: Awww!
Mirabel: Don't get attached, Rainbow. It's a sign of weakness.
Rainbow: Oh, I wasn't! I was just impressed by your magic!
Mirabel: Of course you were. Nothing is more important than magic. And when my magic mouse sneaks into their magic house, I will finally know the secret of how they're harnessing the pris-beam power.
Rainbow Sparkle: [sighs]
Sam: Mei, are you okay?
Mei Lee: Yeah, just working. Are you okay?
Sam: Yeah! Just taking care of the animals.
Mei Lee: Good, so we're both okay.
Sam: [sighs] Too bad the dedication was a disaster. Did I ruin it?
Mei Lee: Not at all. But I actually think it gave everybody a chance to practice their magic while fixing the mess. Easy sugar snap peasy!
Sam: "Easy sugar snap peasy"? Easy for you to say – you're not rescuer.
Mei Lee: What does that mean?
Sam: [sighs] It was supposed to be my moment. I had big scissors. I'm in charge! I shouldn't be encouraging chaos and all!
[camera clicks]
Man: "Chaos and all"? Now, there's a headline!
Wind Whistler: [slurping]
Mei Lee: What's wrong with that?
Sam: Nothing. But I have the hardest job of anybody, and what someone notices it?
Mei Lee: Well, have you noticed how hard I've been working? I've been doing my job during this entire conversation.
Sam: True. But come on, it's not like being rescuer.
Mei Lee: Yes, it is.
Drago: [giggling]
Sam: Well, it's easier than maintaining order.
[mouse squeaking]
Cloudpuff: [barking]
Calina: [straining]
[bunny squeaks]
Calina: Hwah!
[thud]
Calina: [giggles] Okay, so they're coming right for us. But I have a plan! I think... we should stop them!
Pegatrix: Smart, smart. What's the plan?
Calina: Oh, that's it! That's the plan!
Pegasus: Heads up!
Pegatrix: [whimpers] Aah!
[thud]
Drago: [giggling]
Cloudpuff: [barking]
Sam: I don't think you understand how much pressure I'm under all the time!
Mei Lee: Of course I do! Do you even know how hard it is to be the rocketship in Dallas, Texas?! Everybody's watching! I need to be a person that others can count on!
Sam: So do I!
Mei Lee: [groans]
Sam: The rescuer is the backbone of a community, you know?!
Mei Lee and Sam: You just don't understand what it's like to be me! And you never will!
Drago: [sneezes]
[poof!]
[shimmering]
(Drago’s fire magic caused their personalities to switch)
Calina: There, now you're back outside.
Pegatrix: Who's a cute bunny? You are! Yes, you are!
Calina and Pegatrix: [laughing]
[mouse squeaking]
Cloudpuff: [barking]
Pegatrix: Cloudpuff?! What are you doing here?! [scoffs] Mom sent you to check on me, didn't she? Aww! You're so cute!
[animals chittering]
Sam: Everyone, be happy!
Pegasus: Hmm...
Sam: Follow your feels. You do you.
Mei Lee: Sam, you're not helping! I have a line, and nobody is asking for anything on the menu! We need order! And we need it now!
Sam: Just do what you think is right, y'know? Go with your glow.
Mei Lee: Litter? Bup-bup-bup! Better pick up that cup!
Pegasus: They're acting weird. Very, very weird.
[phone beeps]
Pegasus: Hi, friends. What's up?
Mei Lee: Kinda busy.
Sam: Hey, Pegasus! Want to help me show people around the maaaagical garden?
Pegasus: Why are you talking like that?
Mei Lee: I can understand that you want something, but I-I don't know exactly... [groans] Maybe pear-nana-melon?
[bird slurps, gags, coughs]
Pegasus: This doesn't make any sense. You two seem... How do I put this... off?
Mei Lee: Oh, yeah. Ever since Hitch started that argument, I've felt off.
Sam: What?! No way! You started it!
Pegasus: Hmm. Huh. Hmm. [gasps] Mei! Sam! Stop! Now, don't freak out, but... your hairdos are switched!
Mei Lee and Sam: They are?! [gasps] They are!
Mei Lee: No, no, no! How did this happen?!
Pegasus: I dunno. But I'll get to the bottom... of it. [snickers] You say you started feeling funny when, exactly?
Mei Lee: When I was explaining to Sam how running a smoothie cart isn't always smooth sailing.
Sam: And then I told her I knew that, and it hardly compares to the pressures of being rescuer.
Pegasus: Mm-hmm. Then what?
Mei Lee: Then Drago burped and—
Sam: That was not a burp. It was a hiccup.
Mei Lee: It was not!
Pegasus: Personality swapped.. and hair, too...I think I might know what's going on here. Catch you on the flippity-flip!
Sam: Wait! Are you not gonna help us figure out how to switch back?!
Pegasus: Not until I confirm my theory!
[whoosh]
Mei Lee: So... uh, hmm... we're stuck like this. I guess I'll do your job for now.
Sam: Good! Then I will have it easy when I do yours!
Mei Lee: Hah! Not as easy as me!
Sam: As if! All right! Who wants my merch?
Mei Lee: Okay, critters! Mei Lee here! Let's get you all back to your homes in the garden.
Sam: [grunts]
[clatter]
[crowd clamoring]
Sam: Aah! Okay! [nervous laugh]
Mei Lee: All right, critters! There's a new sheriff in town! You can understand me, right? Wah! Oof! Then why aren't you listening?!
[animals chittering]
Calina: This is not good.
Drago: [giggling]
Pegatrix: Gotcha! Don't worry! We've got this! Now, stay!
Calina: Look what I found! [reading] "Snickerdoodles: Perfect for Cloudpuff or any other critter who needs to be convinced to just go outside already!" Hey, that's perfect! [vocalizing, gasps] It's working!
[animals chittering]
Cloudpuff: [barking]
Calina: Ooh! Ah! Ugh! [sighs] The label didn't say anything about that.
Pegatrix: Look on the bright side, Iz. It looked adorable.
[mouse squeaks]
Pegatrix: [screaming] Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Calina: Adorable!
Pegatrix: [yelping, whimpering]
Drago: [babbling]
[mouse squeaking]
Mirabel: Now that we're on the inside, it's only a matter of time before I obtain what's powering that pris-beam magic.
Rainbow Sparkle: Then we can harness their powers and get your rocketship magic back.
Mirabel: I'll take my rightful place reigning over all of the world the way rocketships were meant to. And I'll make sure those little "smiling kids" won't get to use their magic ever again.
Rainbow Sparkle: Wait. Does that include me?
Mirabel: Don't be foolish. You'll be allowed to keep your powers... once you get your personality. If you prove to me that you're worthy of one.
Rainbow Sparkle: I will! I'll do anything.
Pegatrix: [panting] Why won't they leave?!
Calina: We're never gonna have a regular place to live again! That's just how it is now.
Mei Lee: Don't worry! I'm here to talk to the animals!
Pegatrix: No offense, but isn't this more of a Sam thing?
Mei Lee: Not today!
Pegatrix: [gasps]
Calina: Aah!
Mei Lee: Listen up, animal friends! It's time to skedaddle!
[beat]
[animals laugh]
Mei Lee: But... Ugh! But I know you understood me!
[phone beeps]
Pegasus: It appears that Mei has been "Sam-switched", but still doesn't have his full powers. Hmm...
Pegatrix: What are you doing? Taking notes?! Don't you stand there! [whiny] Help meeeee! Aah!
Pegasus: Can't! I'm working! Hand to heart!
Pegatrix: [groans]
[mouse squeaking]
Sam: This isn't so hard. I don't know what Sunny was talking about. You just gotta follow the rules. I mean, recipes. Gotta follow the recipes.
Kauane: Um, excuse me? My smoothie is too smooth. Can you chunkify it?
Sam: What? But I followed the recipe.
Kauane: There's the problem. Mei always makes them on the fly. Hmph.
Sam: Okay, I'll make you another, chunkier one.
Tootie: Hey, hey, hey! I'll take the usual!
Sam: What's the usual?
Tootie: It's the smoothie I usually get. Mei knows what it is.
May: Mei also chit-chats with us while she blends. You've been too quiet!
Sam: No recipes? Usual orders? Chit-chat? I didn't know she had to do all this extra stuff! I thought it was just blended fruit!
Pegasus: Hmm... Looks like this switch thing isn't working for you, is it?
Sam: What makes you say that?
[fruits thudding]
[splat]
Sam: Okay, fine! I'll admit it! I just can't be like Mei! So how did I get her personality and hair?
Pegasus: I think I might have an idea. But take me through it one more time.
Sam: Well, first, Mei and I were arguing about who has an easier job, and I said it was clearly her. Oh, but Drago wouldn't stop hiccuping dragonfire magic.
Pegasus: Dragonfire magic? That's it! That's got to be it!
Sam: What is?
Pegasus: Oh, uh... [gasps] Hmm... Mei’s in trouble at the Rocket Room! There are animals everywhere!
Sam: She is? There are?! I have to save her! Also, you probably should've led with that, detective!
[thud]
Pegasus: Don't worry, everyone! Mei will be back soon!
Tootie: Phew! Great rescuer, but Sam cannot make smoothies to save his hide.
Kauane: [slurps, gags]
[animals chittering]
[clattering]
Calina: [panting] To the left!
Pegatrix: I'm going up!
[animals chittering]
Mei Lee: Stop it! Everycritter! I know you know what I'm saying!
Pegasus: Mei! Sam is in trouble! He needs you!
Mei Lee: He is? He does?! Sam!
Pegasus: I hope this works.
[mouse squeaks]
[smack!]
[thud]
Sam: I have to help Mei!
Mei Lee: I have to help Sam!
Mei Lee and Sam: (crashed into each other) Ugh!
Sam: [groans]
Pegasus: Ouch. I hope I didn't make this worse.
Sam: Mei?
Mei Lee: Sam? I'm sorry. I thought you had it easier than me. You don't.
Sam: I'm sorry, too. I don't think you have it easy at all. You're a pillar of the community!
Mei Lee: So are you!
Sam: Maybe we both are good at what we do because of who we are.
Mei Lee: Well, nobody can be Sam like you can.
Sam: And nobody can be Mei like you can.
Mei Lee: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sam: Oh, yeah!
Mei Lee and Sam: Secret handshake time! Up high, down low, hitch it to a post! Flip it sunny-side up and on a piece of toast!
[shimmering]
(Mei and Sam’s hairs are back to normal as their personalities are back where they belong)
Pegasus: Nice work, Detective Me. Maybe I'm starting to get a handle on this "cutie mark magic" stuff.
[mouse squeaks]
Mei Lee: So, you think there's still time to fix all the messes we made today?
Sam: Only if we do what we each do best. Oops. It must've gotten squished when we crashed.
Mei Lee: [laughs]
Sam: [laughs]
[animals chittering]
Drago: [babbling]
Calina: I don't know much longer we can keep this up!
Pegatrix: Aah!
Sam: Sam is here, little buddies! Come on, now!
Pegatrix: [gasps] It's a miracle!
Sam: I hear you've all been acting up.
[remorseful chirping]
[mouse squeaking]
Mei Lee: Here's your chunky smoothie! Here's the usual! Ooh, is that a new book you're reading, Sally?
Sally: Yeah! It's about this heart that grows special crystals called "Elements".
Mei Lee: Wow, cool! Tell me more!
[animals chittering]
Sam: After you. Go ahead. Thanks for visiting, friends. Well, well, well. It looks like we both did pretty good, once we started doing what we were good at.
Mei Lee: You said it. Is that all of them?
[clattering]
Drago: [panting]
Sam: Drago, leave that mouse alone!
Dam: [yells]
[poof!]
Pegatrix: Did you see that?
Calina: It just went "poof"!
Sam: Was that a mouse? Or a ghost?!
Calina: [gasps]
Pegasus: Daily mystery total – three. Personality switch, disappearing mouse, and... this smoothie. [slurps] Mm. It still doesn't taste right.
Mei Lee: [sniffs] I know just the thing!
Pegasus: [slurps] Huh! That was it! Case closed!
[phone beeps]
Sam: Today was pretty wild, huh?
Calina: Yeah! I couldn't even belizzle it!
Mei Lee: But at least everything is back in order again.
Pegatrix: Now, that sounds like something Sam would say.
Pegasus: Oh, no! Not again!
[beat]
Pegasus: [sighs]
Little Einsteins: [laughing]
Mirabel: Aha! Finally, it's all becoming clear! Rainbow Sparkle!
Rainbow Sparkle: Yes, Mirabel?
Mirabel: I need you to sneak into the Rocket Room and steal me that lantern. It holds power. Pris-beam power.
[mouse squeaks]
Rainbow Sparkle: Awww! Can I keep him? As a little friend?
[poof!]
Mirabel: No! No need for friends when you have a job to do! Now, stay focused!
Rainbow Sparkle: Yes, Rainbow. I'm ready.
[foreboding music]
Mei Lee: Thanks for the help.
Sam: [grunts] I'm glad to help make sure things are running smooth-ly, just as long as it's not smooth-ies. [laughs]
Mei Lee: I'm just happy that the community garden is officially open. Even if the animals do still seem hesitant to go back inside.
[animals chittering]
Sam: [gasps] Oh, no!
[doors open]
Calina: Mei! Sam! Come look!
Mei Lee: What happened?
Pegatrix: See for yourself.
Sam: [gasps]
[animals chittering]
Sam: What is all this?
Calina: It's your "Critter Corner"! Now the animals have a place to chill if the garden gets to be magically way too much.
Pegasus: Or if they want a solid lead on hanging with their best buddy Hitch.
Sam: Awesome!
[bird chirps]
Sam: [laughs] A birdseed cookie? Sure, I'll ask Mei to add it to the menu for you. Why not? You were saying, Kurt?
Kurt: [chirps]
Sam: Yes, lettuce is also nice.
Calina and Pegatrix: [laugh]
Pegasus: So it looks like you two worked things out, huh?
Mei Lee: I think we just needed a little walk in each other's shoes. Even if we didn't want to admit it.
Little Einsteins: [laughing]
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