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Description Pegatrix uses a type of plant that shine's both finger and toe nails and uses it for both pedicures and manicures. However, due to this, the treatment causes it to smell, and one of the Pegatrix's staff, Jazzi, doesn't want to hurt Pegatrix's feelings when she learns that users are doing a challenge.

[birds chirping]
[Pegatrix]
A foraging I will go
A shmoraging I will go
[vocalizing]
Ooh, great lighting! Nature selfie!
[phone beeps, camera clicks]
Pegatrix: Aah! Oof!
[thud]
[birds chirping]
Pegatrix: [screams] My natural beauty forage haul! Sheesh! Watch where you're going, plants! Ugh, that really hurts! What the? That ink shined my hooves so bright, I can see my own reflection! [gasps] My plant-finder app didn't tell me it could do that! This gives me an idea. Whoa-ho-ho, mama! I think my future's gonna be bright! I never say "mama". Now I know this is a good idea! [sniffs] Mmm... Huh... Little fragrant. But look at that shine!
[bunny sniffs, coughs]
[theme song]
[upbeat music]
[hairspray spraying]
[door opens]
Pegatrix: Jazzi, look! To spruce up the place!
Jazzi: Oh, these are... [sniffs] Ugh! ...Nice! They're nice! What's the occasion?
Pegatrix: Let me answer that question with a question. Ever seen nails this shiny?
Jazzi: My, that is bright! You could power a lighthouse with that shimmer! [gags]
Pegatrix: [chuckles] And it's all because of this perfect plant I plucked! It's a miracle beauty discovery cropping up all over Redwood Forest!
Jazzi: This has potential! Which is great, because our sales have been dropping ever since our last failed promotion.
Rose: [screaming] Get it off! Get it off!
Pegatrix: Huh. Maybe using actual ice cream as a face mask treatment wasn't that great of an idea.
Jazzi: Yeah... no. It wasn't.
Pegatrix: [chuckles]
Jazzi: But those shiny nails could redeem us. Let's test it out! Who will be our guinea pig?
Pegatrix: Pegasus!
Pegasus: [gasps]
Pegatrix: It's your lucky day! You are the recipient of a free luxury manicure treatment! Oh! We can't wait to know what you think of this great shiny find I came across – inkthistle!
Pegasus: [sniffs]
Jazzi: You okay?
Pegasus: [coughs] Uh, yeah. That was from something else. Can't do the nail thing! I'm busy! Gotta run!
Pegatrix: Uh, busy with what?
Pegasus: Investigating! Bye!
[door closes]
Pegasus: Bleh! [sighs] That stuff stinks! Bleh!
[door opens]
Pegatrix: Mei! Lucky you! You get to be the first one to try our new, all-natural luxury manicure treatment!
Mei Lee: I do? Ah! Okay! Whoa! [gags]
Pegatrix: So? What do you think?
Mei Lee: [sniffs, moans, coughs]
Pegatrix: Don't worry, Mei. I know this inkthistle plant itself has a little bit of a... funky aroma at first, but the incredible hand cream I've made out of it is scentless. The perfect, luxurious touch for those seeking a top notch pedicure with lasting shine!
Jazzi: [sniffs, strained] You're right! It's... kind of... nice!
Mei Lee: Yup! Just, uh, super pleasant!
Pegatrix: [high-pitched giggle] I'm so excited to start selling these treatments! I must practice my sales pitch. [clears throat] Hello, my glamour customers! This special new treatment is guaranteed to make your nails shine as bright as your sparkle! Get it while you can! It's a Hair Melody limited-time-only exclusive!
Jazzi: Sounds great, Pegsatrix! We're gonna have so many sales! [hushed] Sorry it stinks. But you look great.
Mei Lee: I feel great! And look at that shine! Ah! Good luck with the launch. And, um, maybe crack a window?
Jazzi: [strained] Good idea! [panting]
Pegatrix: [humming]
Jazzi: [laughing nervously]
[bird chirping]
Pegasus: Hmmm... There's gotta be something else here. [sniffs] Ugh! [sniffs] Oh, no! She got to you?
Mei Lee: I just wanted to help. And the smell kinda goes away. Or maybe I'm just used to it. Uh, what exactly are you doing?
Pegasus: My leads have all run cold. I've read that rocketships book like a hundred times, and certain things still aren't adding up about the past we've all been taught.
Mei Lee: My mom always used to say, "The past is something we'll never stop discovering."
Pegasus: Mei, that's it! Your mom was definitely onto something with her research, right? Do you have any old things that Ming left lying around? Stuff that might have a clue?
Mei Lee: Well, we lost a lot when my house was destroyed. I do still have a few things. But I've gone through them a million times before.
Pegasus: But with fresh eyes and open hearts and minds and clear heads and the help of a master sleuth...
Mei Lee: Okay, we can try. Maybe my mom would've liked that. I'll go dig them up right now.
Pegasus: [gags, sighs]
Pegatrix: [humming] Casual viewers and Fandoms alike! Have I got something great for you! It's the special deluxe pampering you've been needing! Treat yourself! You deserve only the best! And we've got it here at Hair Melody! Guaranteed to make your nails shine brighter than a crystal!
Jazzi: Good thing ponies can't smell through the phone.
Mei Lee: There it is! Gimme a boost! [grunting] Got it! Whoa! Aah!
[thud]
Pegasus: [sighs] Probably could've just flown up there. What do you suppose it is?
Mei Lee: A piece of a map?
Pegasus: Hmmm... All I can see is the word... "scale"?
Mei Lee: Sometimes, maps list distances for scale.
Pegasus: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Mei Lee: Well, my mom and I used to sketch maps of imaginary places for fun all the time. It's probably nothing.
Pegssus: Maybe so, but a detective never fully abandons a clue. It might lead us somewhere.
Mei Lee: Where? It's not just gonna fall into our laps.
Pegasus: Or it could be our heads. [gasps, laughs]
Mei Lee and Pegasus: Yes!
Mei Lee: [laughs]
Pegasus: [squeals] Jazz, I've got a great feeling about this, don't you?
Jazzi: Ha! Yes! Definitely! Absolutely! It's gonna be a spectacle! I mean, spectacular!
[door opens]
Sweetie Pie: I'm first!
Pegatrix: My people! There's plenty of deluxe to go around! Right, Jazzi?
Jazzi: Yes, of course! Everyone will get a treatment! If they want one! Totally optional! But... you'd have to be, uh, ready to miss out on the best beauty treatment ever!
Pegatrix: That's more like it. Okay, let's break out that inkthistle and get this sparkle party started!
[crowd cheering]
[phone beeps, camera clicks]
Pegasus: Hmmm...
Mei Lee: Hmmm...
Mei Lee and Pegasus: Hmmm!
Pegasus: Are you seeing this?
Mei Lee: Yes! I-I mean, I think so. Wait, what do you see?
Pegasus: A shimmer! Could this be a-a magical item? Look!
Mei Lee: [gasps] These things are amazing!
Pegasus: Well, yeah. But do you see it?
Mei Lee: Kinda. Maybe. I don't know. I think if we're going to get to the bottom of this, we've gotta get out of here and get out there. Start asking some questions.
Pegasus: Maybe you're right, Mei. And I know exactly where to start.
Mei Lee: Yay! Field trip!
Pegasus: Field research.
Woman 1: [gags, coughs]
Pegasus and Kid: Bleh!
Rose: [screams]
Love Brite: Ah! I've never seen anything like this! Have you, bestie?
Bloom: I actually can't see anything like this! It's too bright! My eyes!
Love Brite: Oh, I've never smelled anything like this. I was lying when I said I've never seen anything like this. It's just bright. But this? [sniffs] Ugh! This is something else! Oh! Shh-shh-shh. Hi, Pegatrix!
Pegatrix: Hiya! Ooh! Haven't seen shines this bright since I made my own toothpaste!
Bloom: Thanks, Pegatrix! [chuckles nervously]
Pegatrix: No prob, Bloom! This is turning into Hair Melody's biggest success! What are we going to do with all of this success?!
Jazzi: Yeah, the sweet... ugh... smell of success!
[click]
[electric fan rattling]
Jazzi: [sighs] Phew!
[whoosh!]
Mei Lee: So, are you gonna tell me where we're going?
Pegasus: To Sacramento.
Mei Lee: What's there?
Pegasus: The Fairy Night Market!
Mei Lee: You really think the fairies can help us with this?
Pegasus: Come on, Mei! There's a lot of old, mystical stuff there! Maybe they have like a map decoder or something! And if not, I'll buy you your favorite treat.
Mei Lee: Ooooh! Triple berry ice cream?!
Pegasus: Three scoops! Also, maybe they have some magical cure to make your hooves smell better.
Mei Lee: Hey!
Pegasus: Those things are ripe, buddy.
Mei Lee: [sighs] You're not wrong.
Mei Lee and Pegasus: [laugh]
Jazzi: This is great for business, Jazz... Oh! That's gonna look wonderful!
Tootie: Yes, yes, but I wanted to know... Uh, well, it's just that, uh... How do I say this? The odor – is that part of the package?
Jazzi: Everything that goes into this treatment – from the raw ingredients to the experience of sitting in that chair to the beautiful shimmer and, yes, even the... odor – is a part of a special and one-of-a-kind pedicure. You'll be talking about this one for months, I bet! Yup! [laughs nervously]
Tootie: [hushed] Does she not smell it?
Pixie: [hushed] I've been wondering that all day. My friends have to see this.
Pegatrix: This is fantastic! Tell your friends please! There's plenty of "Potions by Pegatrix" to go around!
Pixie: Bleh!
Fairy: [high-pitched gibberish]
Mei Lee: We're trying to figure out how to read this map. Well, we think it's a map.
Fairy: [high-pitched gibberish]
Pegasus: It's not a map?
Fairy: [high-pitched scream]
Pegasus: [chuckles] I think she's also saying you, uh, stink.
Mei Lee: [groans] Should we get that triple berry ice cream now?
Red Fairy: [high-pitched gibberish]
Pegatrix: Jazzi, are you seeing this?
Jazzi: Yeah, I guess people really want to remember their time here.
Pegatrix: We'll sell out of these treatments by the end of the week if this keeps up! We're hitting our stride!
Jazzi: Well, people did like our pedicures before.
Pegatrix: I know, but not like this! The word of mouth is going to be incredible!
Jazzi: [whimpers, coughing, gasps] A little fresh air never hurt anybody.
Love Brite: Puh-lease! You know what we all know. Whatever's in that shiny hand cream is stinky to the extreme! Our noses are falling off over here!
Jazzi: I don't know whether to agree or be offended! Wait. If you don't like the pedi/manicure treatment, why are you all filming it with your phones?
Love Brite: Oh, that's just the "Hair Smelody Challenge".
Jazzi: The what now?
Love Brite: It's, like, the latest viral endurance test. If you can get through it without your eyes watering from the smell, you tag a friend and they have to do it!
Jazzi: So, our newest nail treatment is now a joke online?!
Love Brite: Yeah, but it's a really good one! Hey, show Jazz your phone.
Jazzi: Oh.
Girl: Oh! Yuck!
Jazzi: Oh, my. It's trending?!
Pegatrix: Whatcha looking at, Jazzi?
Jazzi: [gasps]
Pegatrix: What are you gasping at? You look like you've seen a ghost.
Jazzi: Yup, that's it! It was one of those... ghost hunting videos on YouTube! I'm, uh... afraid! Ah! G-g-g-g-ghost!
Tootie: Ah, my phone!
[door closes]
Pegatrix: [snickers] You're just like Sam. What a scaredy cat.
Jazzi: [sighs]
[crowd laughing]
Mei Lee: [sighs] I guess no fairy knows what this thing is. Should we get out of here?
Pegasus: Ugh. I hate leaving empty-handed.
Mei Lee: But not empty-stomached!
Red Fairy: [high-pitched gibberish]
Mei Lee: Whoa! Hello!
Red Fairy: [high-pitched gibberish]
Mei Lee: No, I think there's been a mistake. That's not mine.
Red Fairy: [high-pitched gibberish]
Mei Lee: What is she saying? It seemed serious.
Pegasus: Wait. I think I can translate this with my new app.
Red Fairy: [high-pitched gibberish]
Translator App: It has long been waiting for a special someone. A hopeful someone. I believe that you are the one.
Mei Lee: Me?
Pegasus: That's kind of strange.
Red Fairy: [high-pitched gibberish]
Pegasus: But weirdly flattering! This is awesome! What a cool color. And it looks old, too. Really old.
Mei Lee: It's lovely. Thank you so much!
Red Fairy: [high-pitched gibberish]
Translator App: Remember. Nobody is alone who has friends. I bid you adieu.
Mei Lee: Did that just happen? Or am I dreaming? What do you think she meant by "the one"?
Pegasus: I have no idea. But it looks like mysteries are cropping up all over the place. We gotta start solving some of 'em.
Mei Lee: Hmmm...
(later)
Mei Lee: Okay! The clue hunt continues!
Pegasus: Back to the Rocket Room?
Mei Lee: I just have to investigate one quick thing first.
Pegasus: Hmm? [laughs]
Mei Lee: What? Ice cream helps me think!
[sombre music]
(Rainbow Sparkle enters back in Solar Flare’s castle with her black hoodie on)
Solar Flare: I haven't seen you all day. What lair were you in?
Rainbow Sparkle: The entertainment, uh, quarters?
Solar Flare: Next time, let me know. I was walking from room-to-room looking.
Rainbow Sparkle: I must not have heard. Sorry.
Solar Flare: Ugh! Moving on! We've suffered some setbacks. Losing those kids before I took possession of their personality profiles. But I've been hard at work on my new scheme. Wait just one second. You said you were in the entertainment quarters?
Rainbow Sparkle: Yes...?
Solar Flare: The east entertainment quarters or the west entertainment quarters?
Rainbow Sparkle: East?
Solar Flare: That makes sense.
Rainbow Sparkle: Phew.
Solar Flare: The west one is where I've been keeping all the spiders. We've got to clean that out. Add it to the list!
Rose: About to do the Hair Smelody Challenge! My friend Vicky tagged me! I'm next!
[crowd laughing]
Pegatrix: Hey, fans! Thanks for making today the best day in the history of our little singing salon! [deep breath, sighs] Success smells great!
[crowd laughing]
Photo Shoot: What's up, trendwatchers! I'm Photo Shoot! Today in trends, everyone in Dallas Texas is lining up at our very own Pegatrix’s salon to do the "Hair Smelody Challenge"! Can you stand the stink?
Pegatrix: Hey! Whatcha watchin'?
Love Brite: [gasps] Hey!
[clang!]
Pegatrix: Why did you just trash Love Brite's phone?
Jazzi: Umm... everyone should focus on the zen of the treatment when they're here. Phones are a distraction! [sighs]
Love Brite: Hmph!
Jazzi: [sighs] Why can't I just be honest with her?
[military music]
Sam: Speed run! How fast can you get out of a station? Like we practiced.
Drago: [gurgling]
Sam: You can never be too safe, my tiny buddy. And... go!
Drago: [panting]
[safety cones thudding]
Sam: Typical Drago. Why even put the cones down, you silly safety stickler? Hey! You're just in time to see Drago fail his safety drill with flying colors!
Pegasus: Yeah, why even put down the cones?
Sam: That's what I said. So, what's new?
Mei Lee: We're investigating a mystery, and we found another mystery. A Breezie just randomly gave me this ancient locket. Cool, huh?
Sam: Very cool. But what does it do?
Mei Lee: No idea. It's just pretty, I think. It's more about what the fairy said. "Nobody is alone who has friends."
Sam: Hmmm...
Pegasus: Sam, you're great at puzzles. What do you think these are? We think they might be pieces of a map.
Sam: Huh. Nothing I recognize. But I can look through the old station archives to see if it looks like any of the maps in there.
Mei Lee: Let us know, would you? Thanks, Sam!
Sam: You betcha! And if you see Drago outside, would ya tell him to scoot his tail on in here?
Pegasus: We will!
Drago: [panting]
Sam: Ah! [laughs]
[shimmering]
Sam: That's new. What's up with your scales, buddy?
Drago: [gurgling]
Solar Flare: ...and the entire time magic was absent from our realms, the dragons have been slumbering in a deep, deep hibernation. But now that magic has returned, the dragons are awake! As is evident by that baby dragon's mere existence!
Rainbow Sparkle: [gulps]
Solar Flare: And my brilliant scheme culminates in an infiltration of the Dragon Land to enchant them and possess them for my own devious uses.
Rainbow Sparkle: Uhhh... Okay, if that's all...
Solar Flare: It is.
Rainbow Sparkle: I just remembered I have to get more intel for you! Lots of good info to be shared! I mean, had!
Solar Flare: Well, don't be long! There's evil handnotes and pie charts to go over!
[door closing]
Rainbow Sparkle: [panting]
Calina: Pegatrix, I'm here to... [gasps] Ew! Why does this whole salon smell like stinkthistle?
Jazzi: Hey, hey, listen, Calina!
Calina: What's up?!
Jazzi: Shhh! Pegatrix's in the back, so I'll just say this now. This stuff she foraged shines nails like you wouldn't believe, but the smell is—
Calina: Stinky! That's why it's called "stinkthistle"!
Jazzi: You know it?
Calina: Mm-hmm. Pegatrix has foraged the stinkiest plant in all of California. If someone spends a long time exposed to it, she can become used to it.
Jazzi: That's why Pegatrix can't tell!
Calina: Yeah, sorceries mostly stay away from it because it is so stinkeriffic!
Jazzi: You mean I've gotten used to it, too? And it's actually stinkier than even I can tell?! These poor customers! Why didn't I just say something sooner?!
[crowd laughing]
Jazzi: Calina, it all makes sense now. But I still feel nervous to tell Pegatrix the truth. She's worked so hard on her beauty line. What if I tell her and crush it?
Calina: You've got to!
Jazzi: Just knowing how bad it smells would crush her, but knowing that everybody is here for a viral challenge? It would destroy her!
Calina: Jazzi, if you were part of a viral craze that made you the tail of somebody else's joke, wouldn't you want to know?
Jazzi: [inhales] Yes...
Rainbow Sparkle: [panting]
Mei Lee: Rainbow!
Pegasus: Check out this old locket.
Rainbow Sparkle: Solar Flare...! Dragons...! Awake...! Magic...!
Mei Lee: Get her some water!
Pegasus: Get her some room!
Mei Lee: Now, what is going on?
Rainbow Sparkle: Solar Flare's going to descend upon the Dragon lands and enchant and possess them! For evil! And... and... so much more! [sniffs] Um... what's that smell?
Mei Lee: [chuckles nervously] Nothing! Just tell us everything.
Pegasus: And we'll tell you about what we found, too.
Rainbow Sparkle: [gasps] Hmm!
[crowd laughing]
Pegatrix: That... was... wild! Ugh! We gotta rest our nails, girl!
Jazzi: Yeah, we've had quite a day. So, listen. Pegatrix.
Pegatrix: What's going on? You can be honest with me!
Jazzi: Um, well... How to say this? [clears throat] You foraged the worst-smelling plant in the entire forest and made it into an only slightly less smelly lotion.
Pegatrix: I did?
Jazzi: Ya did. And then all of our customers today? They turned the deluxe treatment into the "Hair Smelody Challenge"! Because stinkthistle smells so bad, being around it is like punishment for your nose!
Rose: [laughs]
Man: Nasty!
Rose: Ew!
Man: Ah! Ooh!
Girl 1: [groaning]
Girl 2: Oh, my goodness! The smell!
Pegatrix: Ohhhhh. Oh, no. Oh. [gasps] Wow! Oh, that makes so much sense! You and everyone were acting so funny today! And I was just used to the smell? Oh, this is bad. Oh... [laughs]
Jazzi: Wait, so you're not mad?
Pegatrix: It certainly doesn't feel good to be the tail of an entire town's joke. But you know what does feel good? A friend you can be honest with. Friends should always feel safe and comfortable to tell each other the truth. Even when it stinks.
Jazzi: I'm sorry I kept this from you.
Pegatrix: It's okay. Now, help me drastically slash these prices. For my next "Potion by Pegatrix", I'll...
Jazzi: Keep it simple?
Pegatrix: I'll stick to the classics. Oh! I love that for us.
[door opens]
Calina: Pegatrix! I found it! I found the elusive neutralizing ingredient! [gasps] Pinkthistle! Fresh from California! Give this a whiff!
Jazzi: [sniffs] Best smell I've ever smelled!
Pegatrix: [gasps] This will keep the shine but erase the smell! And it's all natural! Just like I wanted! Awww, "Potions by Pegatrix" is saved!
Jazzi: Should I start the social media blast or should you?
Pegatrix: Let's do it together. But with way less stink this time.
[bright music]
Pegatrix, Jazzi and Calina: [sniff] [laughing]

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