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Pegasus must find someone who took Mei Lee's Lantern.[mysterious music]
[clang]
[thud]
[clatter]
Pegasus: Huh?!
Pegatrix: [snoring]
Mei Lee: [snoring]
Pegasus: [yawns]
[window creaks]
Pegasus: Huh? Ugh, is somebody down there? I must be dreaming.
[window closes]
[birds chirping]
Pegasus: [yawns] Morning, investigation board. Morning, rad visor. Morning... lantern?! It's... I-It's gone!
[theme song]
Pegasus: "Hope" is gone!
[thud]
[squirrel squeals]
Mei Lee: What?!
Pegasus: I mean, the "Hope Lantern"! It's not in its case! And it's not here with you! Which means it's missing! Which means I gotta find it! It could already be too late! Did you know that the first few hours after a crime are critical for clues?!
Mei Lee: Pegasus, wait! I'm sure I just left the lantern somewhere in the Rocket Room.
Pegasus: Oh. Cool. Cool, cool. But just to be sure... [gasps] Ugh! [moans] Argh! Huh? [laughs] Argh!
[clattering]
Mei Lee: You were right! It's nowhere! Ugh... How can my special lantern be nowhere?! Oh, this is bad! This is really bad! Besides the Crystals of Unity, that lantern is the most important thing in the Rocket Room! It contains magic pris-beam power! What are we gonna do?!
Pegasus: Only one thing to do.
[exciting music]
[whirring]
[electronic sounds]
Pegasus: Detective Pegasus on the case!
[tense music]
Cloudpuff: [barks, sniffs]
[buzzing]
Pegasus: Oh, yeah! There was definitely some kind of fiend in this house! I mean, who does this?!
Calina: Oh, the rest of my apple! [chomps] So good.
Pegasus: Ha!
[beeping]
Pegasus: Just as I suspected! This outline is the exact diameter of the lantern's base! And what's this? Dirt! Hmm... [smacks lips] The same kind of dirt that's used in the community garden. Interesting. Did I just taste dirt? [coughing] Ugh. Huh. Hmm...
[Pegatrix]
So put your hands up high
'Cause we're feelin' all right
Every day is awesome in Dallas—
Pegasus: Wait! Don't take another step!
Pegatrix: What are you doing?
Pegasus: This is an active crime scene! Can't have you contaminating the evidence!
Pegatrix: A real-life mystery? [gasps] What's the crime?
Pegasus: Mei's lantern has gone missing.
Pegatrix: [gasps] I am shook! How can I help?
Pegasus: No help needed. I've got this investigation under control.
[phone beeps]
Pegasus: No sign of forced entry. Huh. Hmm...
Pegatrix: [gasps] Your personality! Wow, I guess you really do have this under control. [giggles] Well, I should just leave you to it then, detective. [singsong] Have fuuuun! [humming]
[camera clicks]
[clang]
Pegatrix: Ow! Ow!
[thud]
Pegatrix: What the banana fudge?! Hmm?
[clang]
Pegatrix: Lantern? What are you doing out here? [blows] Aw, yay. My brother will be so excited you aren't missing after all.
[electronic sounds]
Pegasus: Aww... But he already looks so happy. If I give it to him, his fun will be over. I guess the lantern doesn't need to be found right now. And for a little extra mystery, some of my all-new brand wing glitter! There! The perfect clue to have Pegasus on the lantern's trail to me in no time. So fun! I am really good at this. [gasps] I should plan a mystery party!
[mysterious music]
Rainbow Sparkle: What?! It was right here! I buried it right here! Ugh! Somebody found it! [groans] Oh, why did I think burying it was enough to keep it hidden?! [sighs] Why do I always panic and do the wrong thing? [whines] Mirabel's gonna be so angry when she finds out! But... not if I can find it again first!
Pegasus: Rainbow?
Rainbow Sparkle: [gasps]
Pegasus: What are you doing here?
Rainbow Sparkle: Me? Oh! I was... uh... I was just filling in this hole left by uh, gophers! [nervous laugh] Yup! Silly gophers! Leaving holes everywhere! [nervous laugh] Wouldn't want somebody to trip! [nervous laugh]
Pegasus: Huh... This hole is too wide for a gopher. But it is just wide enough to hide a lantern!
[beat]
Pegasus: And I don't think any gopher would be leaving a footprint like that, do you? Glitter? Is it a magical remnant? Maybe this footprint belongs to a human who was trying to grow something here. Or maybe it belongs to... the lantern thief!
Rainbow Sparkle: [gasps] Lantern? What's that? I've never even seen one of those! Bye!
Pegasus: Well, she was acting totally weird. But that tracks.
[phone beeps]
Pegasus: Update – no solid leads yet. But somepony out there in town must have some answers.
Cloudpuff: [panting]
Mei Lee: I know Pegasus is on the case. [whines] But it's agony just sitting around here doing nothing! There's gotta be something I can do without stepping on her investigation, right, Cloudpuff? [sighs] Oh, that's it!
(later)
Mei Lee: The Crystals and the pris-beam rely on the unity magic of mankind to keep them powered. If the little bit of pris-beam in my lantern is anything like this one, we could power up the lantern no matter where it's hidden! Like a beacon leading us straight to it!
Cloudpuff: [barks]
Mei Lee: All I need is enough citizens gathered and united together! Thanks, Cloudpuff!
[mysterious music]
Pegasus: Hmm... Hmmm... Hmmmm...
Human: Hmm?
Pegasus: So many potential witnesses, so little time! Where to start?! Huh. Flowers from the garden? Gotcha!
Sally: Pegatrix's gonna love our dance moves!
Fandoms: [scream]
Pegasus: Kids! Where were you at approximately 4:22am last night?!
Mandy: What? 4:22? We were, uh... definitely sleeping at home in our beds!
Sarah: Yeah! We definitely weren't up watching YouTube videos!
Pegasus: Hmm... That was very specific. Too specific. And not very convincing!
Mandy: Fine! I admit it, okay?!
James: We were up late...
Pegasus: Yes!
Sally: ...watching Princess Pegatrix glow-up tutorials! She just released a new line of glitter!
Sarah: Please don't tell on us!
[zoom!]
Pegasus: Glitter? Huh? No. A good detective doesn't just fly to conclusions. Gonna need to do a deeper dive. [gasps] Mayflower! What is that?!
May: It's an old lamp that I just had fixed from Calina!
Pegasus: Oh. Um... of course it is. So sorry. Let me help you with that.
May: I'm good.
Pegasus: [sighs] Maybe I need to try a different strategy.
Calina: Pegasus!
[horn honking]
Calina: Pegasus!
Pegasus: Oh, hey, Calina. How are the uni-cycling house calls going?
Calina: Awesome! I can't even belizzle how much stuff citizens have just sitting around their houses begging to be beautified! Requesting to be repurposed! Clamoring for a crafting! I just fixed May's old lamp actually.
Pegasus: So I heard.
Calina: You seem a little... [groaning] What's up?
Pegasus: Mei's lantern is missing, and I haven't been able to come up with a single real lead in the case. So far, it's just all dirt and glitter.
Calina: [giggles] Honestly, what isn't?
Pegasus: But nobody's seen anything.
Calina: Really? I saw the lantern last night.
Pegasus: [gasps] We need to talk!
Calina: [gasps]
Sam: No, Drago! Once again, my badge is not a toy! And stop putting random things in your mouth, okay? It's a choking hazard!
Drago: [babbles]
Sam: [sighs] Here, try this instead.
Drago: [sucking]
Sam: Awww...
Drago: [spits]
Sam: Aaaand cute moment over. Let's give that another try, huh?
[poof!]
[doorbell chimes]
Drago: [giggling]
Mei Lee: Sam! My lantern is missing, but I think I have a way to track it down!
Sam: Ooh, is it Detective Pegasus? 'Cause he's great at solving mysteries.
Mei Lee: He's on it, but I also need just a little, teeny, tiny bit of help from everybody's favorite town rescuer!
Sam: What kind of help?
Mei Lee: Oh, you know... [quickly] Gather up every single person we can find to amplify their unity magic, and blast it to the lantern! Call it a... town meeting!
Sam: Wait just a second. Do you really think it's a good idea letting everybody know the lantern is missing?
Mei Lee: Remember what King Leonardo warned us about? An evil sorceress who wanted to steal magic? What if that sorceress finds it?!
Sam: Well, I hardly think that's going to happen.
Mei Lee: IT COULD!
Sam: Mei, let's be rational here— [gasps] My puzzle! Drago!
Drago: [giggling]
Sam: No more dragonfire! [straining]
Mei Lee: That'll work.
Sam: That puzzle is a limited edition!
[light buzzing]
Calina: Aah! Uh, where are we?
Pegasus: Not important! You said you saw it last night, but what exactly did you see?
Calina: [giggles] What do you mean what did I see? I saw the lantern! You're so silly!
Pegasus: 'Cause what I saw was somebody in the garden sneaking around with it.
Calina: Well, of course! That was me!
Pegasus: I-It was?
Calina: Yeah! I had insomnia last night – happens all the time, really – so I thought I'd brew up some warm strawberry milk. It is sure to lull even the most wide-eyed pony to the gentlest shores of the snoozy ocean.
Pegasus: And that has to do with the lantern how, exactly?
Calina: Well, I had to go search the garden to look for the strawberries, 'cause I just ran out. And what better to light the way than a bright lantern?
Pegasus: Your magic?
Calina: Ohhhh... Yeah, that would have worked, too.
Pegasus: Huh. But wait! You were in bed at the time! I saw you!
Calina: Oh, that? You must've seen Señor Butters! I put him under the covers anytime I have to get out of bed in the middle of the night. It is jinxie to leave without saving your spot, you know?
Pegasus: So if it was you who took the lantern out last night, why didn't you put it back where you found it?
Calina: I did! Right back on Mei's nightstand! She likes to sneak the lantern out of the case and sleep with it next to her [whispering] 'cause it reminds her of when she was young. Mmmm... Don't you just love that?
Pegasus: If you took the lantern and returned it, then where is it now?!
Calina: I don’t know?
Pegasus: [sighs]
[click]
Pegasus: Calina, you're free to go.
Calina: Oh! Okay! [humming]
Pegasus: [sighs] I feel like I'm getting closer. Like I'm on the edge of something... Aah!
[squeak]
[water running]
[bubbles bubbling]
Pegasus: Ugh. I fell right into that one.
[mysterious music]
Pegasus: Well? Anything?
[buzzing]
Pegasus: Then I guess you're the only solid clue I've got so far. Hm. Hmm... That's... suspicious.
Rainbow Sparkle: [panting]
Pegasus: Hey!
Rainbow Sparkle: [grunts, panting]
Pegasus: [grunts]
[thrilling music]
Rainbow Sparkle: [panting]
[beeping]
Sweetie Drops: [gasps]
Toodles: Ah!
[tram bell dings]
[crowd gasping]
[brakes screeching]
Pegasus: Sorry! Hmm...
Rainbow Sparkle: [panting]
[chair creaking]
[dryers whirring]
Pegasus: Ugh! Where'd she go?!
Rocky: Hi there! Were you looking to get styled today?
Rainbow Sparkle: Yes! Of course! Tell me all about your signature hairstyles!
Rocky: Okay! So, we can do every look from the traditional to the cutting edge! Bobs, layers, beach waves, braids – just name it! So, what'll it be?
Rainbow Sparkle: Actually, I'll take a rain check!
Rocky: We don't... have those. Uh, but we do sell gift cards.
[door creaks]
Pegasus: Huh...
Jazzi: Oh!
Pegasus: I know everything, Rainbow Sparkle! And I know that it was you who stole the lantern! Ever since the sorcery sleepover, I had a weird feeling about you! Those probing questions about Drago, not knowing anything about Sacramento, and then finding you trying to activate the elevator up to the Crystal Room?! But I ignored my instincts and gave you the benefit of the doubt... until now! All the running and shadiness today solidified it!
Rainbow Sparkle: [gasps]
Zipp Storm: Now, you better tell me where you've got Mei's lantern hidden!
Rainbow Sparkle: I... I...
Pegatrix: Stop!
Pegasus: Sis, what are you doing?! I've got the lantern thief right here!
Pegatrix: It's me! I'm the lantern thief!
Pegasus: What?!
Pegatrix: Well, no, I mean, I'm not the lantern thief, but... I've had it all day!
Pegasus: Huh? No! But Rainbow Sparkle is the lantern thief!
Pegatrix: She's not! [sighs] The truth is I found the lantern outside the Rocket Room this morning. And I was going to show you right away, but your personality was glowing, and you were having so much fun investigating and I—
Pegatrix: But the hoof print!
Pegatrix: I put it there! To keep you going! And the glitter was a clue to lead you to me! I had no idea it'd send you on a trail after Rainbow Sparkle!
Rainbow Sparkle: [nervous chuckle]
Pegasus: So my whole investigation was for nothing, then? Just me looking like a fool and accusing Rainbow Sparkle of a bunch of terrible stuff she didn't do?
Pegatrix: Yeah... that one is totally my bad, and I definitely owe her a big apology. But I've never seen your personality glow like that! You finally got to be a true detective! [squeals] That's worth something, right?
Pegasus: [sighs] I guess you're right. I did have fun. So I guess I can forgive you for sending me on that wild goose chase all day. Even if I did miss a few obvious clues.
Pegatrix and Pegasus: [laugh]
Pegasus: How did I not connect the glitter thing? It was aquamarine!
Pegatrix: Like my sparkle! And I can't believe you thought it was Rainbow Sparkle! She's so sweet. She could never.
Pegasus: Rainbow Sparkle?
Misty: [gasps]
Pegasus: I am so sorry. I never should have accused you of being a thief. Or chased you around town. Or cornered you in here. I guess I need some more practice with this whole detective thing, huh?
Rainbow Sparkle: It's okay! I know how it is when you get really wrapped up in something!
Pegasus: I did just have one last question, though. Why were you running away from me?
Rainbow Sparkle: Oh, well, I, um... I have this thing where I just can't get the words out when I'm nervous sometimes, and I, um... Oh, would you look at the time?! I should really get going before my cake... goes... stale? (runs off)
Pegasus: Wonder what all that was about.
Pegasus: I bet she's still just shy around us. Some folks are, you know?
Pegasus: Yeah, we can't all be doing TikTok dances like you.
Pegatrix and Pegasus: [laugh]
Pegatrix: Ooh! Speaking of, your little caper today fully inspired me to write this jam!
[Fandoms]
Oh, oh, where'd it go?
Oh, oh, where'd it go?
[Pegatrix]
Here we go, here we go
We're not gonna stop 'til we find what we're missin'
Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
A perfect case for a private eye
I'm searching far and wide
So here we go, here we go
We're not gonna stop 'til we find what we're missin'
[Fandoms]
Oh, oh, where'd it go?
Oh, oh, where'd it go?
Mei Lee: [through megaphone] Citizens! Please!
Pegasus: Huh?
Mei Lee: [through megaphone] Come join us in the plaza for a very important cause!
Sam: Mei, please stop! This is not the way to solve this! And you! Stop squirming!
Drago: [giggles]
Pegasus: What is going on?
Calina: I don't know. But it seems like we're about to play a really complicated game of "Tag"!
Mei Lee: [through megaphone] Everybody! We need your help to find my lantern!
Pegasus: We found it, Mei!
Sam: Ugh!
[thud]
Mei Lee: [through megaphone] You did?
[feedback]
Sam: [groans]
Mei Lee: You did?
Pegatrix: Yeah, it was all just a case of a little innocent sibling meddling. [nervous laugh] Probably should have let you in on my plan sooner, Mei. So sorry about that.
Mei Lee: [sighs] What a relief! Thank you for returning it.
Wind Whistle: Aww, what happened to the game of tag?
Pegasus: Yeah, it could've been a total disaster if the lantern had actually been taken by somebody dangerous.
Calina: Like the mysterious, evil sorceress King Leonardo warned us about? Oooh! That should be your next mystery to uncover, Pegasus!
Pegasus: Yeah, yeah, I'm workin' on it.
Little Einsteins: [laugh]
Mei Lee: As long as we stick together and tell each other about our plans, I know we'll be able to keep this lantern and the magic safe. This thing is powerful. We have to be more careful with it.
Pegasus: No more midnight walks with it then, Calina?
Calina: Pssssh! Why would I need a lantern? I've got magic!
Little Einsteins: [laugh]
[shimmering]
Mei Lee: [gasps] I knew it!
Pegatrix: So beautiful!
Calina: So rainbow-y!
Sam: Wow, Mei! You were right!
Pegasus: Note – lantern's energy linked to proximity to unity magic. Or is it a separate power? Hey, Mei. Do you think I could keep my hands on the lantern a little bit longer? I want to do some more scientific analysis on it.
Mei Lee: As long as you don't let it out of your sight, detective.
Pegasus: Don't worry. I won't.
[menacing music]
[door creaks]
Rainbow Sparkle: [panting]
Mirabel: So, you're finally back. And where is my powerful lantern?
Rainbow Sparkle: Well, you see, I was on my way to get it, but then I got to thinking, maybe it's not as powerful as we—
Mirabel: Another failure! There seems to be a pattern emerging. It makes me wonder if it truly was a mistake, or if you're just going soft on those kids...
Rainbow Sparkle: No! It was all a mistake! I want to do whatever I can to help your plans succeed!
Mirabel: Well, I hope you're telling the truth. It would be terrible for you to abandon your only friend. Without me, you'd have nothing. No family. No home. No personality. You still want me to give you a personality profile, don't you?
Rainbow Sparkle: More than anything! I promise I won't let another mistake like this happen again! I'll get the lantern! Hand to—!
Mirabel: No! We're wasting time with the pursuit of these silly enchanted relics!
Rainbow Sparkle: B-B-But how else are we going to get the magic?
Mirabel: With something that will instantly restore my ultimate power...
[dramatic music]
Mirabel: Dragonfire!
Sam: Of course! It's always the last piece that goes missing! Drago? No! Put it down!
Drago: [babbling]
[poof!]
[fluttering]
Sam: [sighs] So much for mint condition.
Calina: Don't worry!
[clipping sounds]
Drago: [giggles]
Sam: [sniffles] Nothing prepares you for the moments like these!
Little Einsteins: [laugh]
Pegasus: Drago's dragonfire transformations are amazing! And he's just a baby! Seems like the sky's the limit for your powers, right, little buddy?
Drago: [burps]
Little Einsteins: [laughing]
base by CosmicEuphoria
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Hercules © Disney
