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DoctorDaiquri — ToL-Signs of a Faulty AI

Published: 2006-03-12 05:06:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 1786; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 417
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Description Okay, two stories behind this one: The normal and then the perverted, screwy one...


First, the normal explanation:
In the game, I had the most retarded allies for a while Will absolutely refused to heal me unless the enemy had basically set Senel on fire and urinated it out...thus earning him the endearing nickname "Mr. Bitch." While Chloe was always using up her TP like mad. "I guess I should save some for later..."...NO FREAKIN' DUH. And to top it all off, Mr. Bitch was healing her instead of me Norma kept getting gang-banged by the enemy so I had to haul ass to save hers but Manskank (Will) is clingy, so if I run too far away he tells me off Bah, but he still manages to be my favorite character...

Thank GOD they grew a brain a couple hours later...
Oh yeah, that's Shirley getting eaten by a cloud.







Now for the perverted explanation (if you get easily disturbed/disgusted please don't read on):
After showing this to my friends, one of them stated it looks like Senel's about to sexually molest Will...
Also, I unfortunately drew Will's crotch area too big, so it looks like he's..."happy" THAT was VERY unintentional... Yeah *cough*
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Comments: 186

DoctorDaiquri In reply to ??? [2006-04-01 15:34:54 +0000 UTC]

But now their insides are all glowy!

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Taymaniac In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-04-01 15:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least it's more effective than setting someone's head on fire, like Weebl and Bob did...

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Taymaniac [2006-04-01 19:57:46 +0000 UTC]

heheh

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Meows-Slashy-SN In reply to ??? [2006-03-12 18:21:07 +0000 UTC]

havent gotten the game yet (WANT IT SO BAD) but this thing makes me laugh anyways XDDD i told you you rooock!

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Meows-Slashy-SN [2006-03-12 21:44:45 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully when you get it, your allies will be a bit brighter than mine...

X3 Thank you!

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Meows-Slashy-SN In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-12 22:02:59 +0000 UTC]

XD hehe, and yer welcome

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Meows-Slashy-SN [2006-03-15 01:13:06 +0000 UTC]

Whooo, on chapter 5 now! Wheeee @_@

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Meows-Slashy-SN In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-15 02:51:15 +0000 UTC]

chapter five..?

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Meows-Slashy-SN [2006-03-15 05:02:33 +0000 UTC]

Uh, sorry 'bout that...ToL is divided into "Chapters" (which is probably because the script writers were romance novelists...)

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Meows-Slashy-SN In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-16 18:34:54 +0000 UTC]

ooh, well thats cool!

i almost bought it yesterday along with tales of phantasia but i didnt *headsmack* wallscrolls called to me, they said 'LOOKIE SEXY NARUTO! AHH LOOK NAOTA HARUKO AND CANTI! BUY US!' o_o' yeah

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Meows-Slashy-SN [2006-03-17 03:23:15 +0000 UTC]

You can speak to inanimate objects now? Can you please act as a mediator between my toaster and me, I think it hates me...

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Meows-Slashy-SN In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-17 17:15:08 +0000 UTC]

hmm.. *sets you both on couch* now when did these feelings of anger against yourselves surface? *puts on beard, glasses, and grabs notepad*

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Meows-Slashy-SN [2006-03-17 23:03:21 +0000 UTC]

Toaster: She's been giving all her attention to the damn microwave! I feel so neglected!
Me: >_>; Well, after the ketchup incident...it hasn't been talking to me that much either...
Toaster: Aren't YOU the bright one? We might as well hold a coup right here and now!

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Meows-Slashy-SN In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-19 00:33:42 +0000 UTC]

now now settle down toaster! DONT MAKE ME UNPLUG YOU o_O!! we are here to work out our differences.. yes..

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Meows-Slashy-SN [2006-03-22 03:50:57 +0000 UTC]

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Meows-Slashy-SN In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-23 03:29:32 +0000 UTC]

*gives you rubber gloves* .. we may have to go to extremes here o_o *takes out pliers and screwdriver*

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Meows-Slashy-SN [2006-03-24 02:16:05 +0000 UTC]

X3 Can I use a chainsaw?

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Meows-Slashy-SN In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-28 00:15:10 +0000 UTC]

sure! knock yourself out! !

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Mandi-Minamoto In reply to ??? [2006-03-12 16:13:16 +0000 UTC]


The sun is great. I AM BATMAN!

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Mandi-Minamoto [2006-03-12 22:12:44 +0000 UTC]

>_>; It just felt empty over there The sun is so old, it's starting to go senile...

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demonfox666 In reply to ??? [2006-03-12 15:18:16 +0000 UTC]

Beat him with the dog! Beat him with the dog!

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demonfox666 In reply to demonfox666 [2006-03-15 03:06:33 +0000 UTC]

lol

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to demonfox666 [2006-03-13 21:53:18 +0000 UTC]

He should, shouldn't he?

Hoorah for irony

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jigglysama In reply to ??? [2006-03-12 13:36:22 +0000 UTC]

lol, tp!

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to jigglysama [2006-03-12 15:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Just felt the random need to mock that...

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Keyblademastah In reply to ??? [2006-03-12 12:36:51 +0000 UTC]

Will's fingernails make me laugh. XD They be sparkley!

I really like how you've coloured this picture as well. It's really nice/ pretty/ colourful. *-*

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Keyblademastah [2006-03-12 15:11:49 +0000 UTC]

Wow, thanks! Usually next to nobody comments on the coloring so that means a lot to me!

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Meowzy-chan In reply to ??? [2006-03-12 12:19:43 +0000 UTC]

LOL! That sounds pretty damn annoying.

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Meowzy-chan [2006-03-12 15:01:03 +0000 UTC]

It was! But at least I now have a nickname for Will

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Meowzy-chan In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-12 20:27:33 +0000 UTC]

Lol! I'd rather call him... Cam. ^__^

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Meowzy-chan [2006-03-12 21:38:30 +0000 UTC]

You do that!

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Maivale In reply to ??? [2006-03-12 07:40:47 +0000 UTC]

I AM BATMAN!

Eh, anyway. I didn't really get it, because I don't have ToL or whatever. T.T But it's well drawn, and funny looking.. XD

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Maivale [2006-03-12 14:53:14 +0000 UTC]

Aww, thank you!

have you ever come across really stupid enemies/allies in video games?

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Maivale In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-12 15:47:14 +0000 UTC]

Eh, more than once... >_>

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to Maivale [2006-03-12 22:20:00 +0000 UTC]

Heheh

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KratosAurion29 In reply to ??? [2006-03-12 06:19:35 +0000 UTC]

OMG, weird junk like that used to happen to me in ToS, too! XD Though I can't remember any of it...

But I totally luffed this!~

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to KratosAurion29 [2006-03-12 14:43:43 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, thank you so much for the fave!

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KratosAurion29 In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-20 23:17:08 +0000 UTC]

No probs! ^_^

And I remember one weird AI problem I had in ToS. Raine is cruel to herself and Genis. She NEVER heals him, even if he's about to die. She never heals herself, either. Tsk tsk, what a neglect for the family. All she ever does is heal me and cast offensive spells, no matter how I fix the strategy. XD

Raine: Alright, nobody else needs healing, and I don't have the brains to cast anything like Keeness of Field Barrier, so I'll just cast a good 'ol Photon and..

Genis: BLARGH! I'm DYING! X.x

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to KratosAurion29 [2006-03-21 03:05:02 +0000 UTC]

Hahah, oh man...

XD I also found out I'm not the only one suffering from a incompetent Will...

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KratosAurion29 In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-21 03:09:42 +0000 UTC]

XD I remember my brother was yelling at Chloe for not fighting during battle. She just stood back and watched the fight, even though she was a Frontliner. I think my bro had problems with Will as well, but they were different ones.

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to KratosAurion29 [2006-03-21 03:13:18 +0000 UTC]

That's odd, mine goes ballistic on the enemy...

Irony: My Will is the only character who has not died at least once...

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KratosAurion29 In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-21 03:24:50 +0000 UTC]

Hrm...I wonder why?
Will: It wasn't the hax, I swear!

His Chloe stands around like an idiot all the time, while he's getting his butt whooped and Will decides to randomly step in every now and then.
Chloe: I HAVE TP! LOL!
Will: I GOT HIT ONCE! OW FUX!

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to KratosAurion29 [2006-03-21 03:31:37 +0000 UTC]

For me it's:They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.They interrupted the eres.
Me: *headdesk*

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KratosAurion29 In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-21 04:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Ouch. What's the eres? And who's They?

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to KratosAurion29 [2006-03-21 11:42:54 +0000 UTC]

Eres is basically ToL's version of magic. Will says that whenever the enemy interrupts his spell Which after hearing that for about 500 times in battle makes me wish you can attack your own teammates

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KratosAurion29 In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-21 22:50:05 +0000 UTC]

XD Reminds me of the 100 times in battle you hear Colette complain "I can't concentrate..."
I remember how easy it was to get Zelos' Loudmouth title. But the first time I tried to get it, I lost count of how many times he spoke, so I kinda kept fighting for 10 or so minutes until I thought my brain was gonna asplode. XD
Over and over again...
"Ready for this?"
"LIGHTNING!"
"So THAT's their weakness..."
"Heh!"
"This takes concentration, y'know.."
"NOT THE FACE!"
Rinse, wash, repeat. I figured it was better to use weak spells to prolong the battle.

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to KratosAurion29 [2006-03-21 22:58:29 +0000 UTC]

Actually, it's possible to get that title just by bashing the A button a lot XD

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KratosAurion29 In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-21 23:01:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's true. XD At the moment, I'm trying to get Colette's "Little Pickpocket" title, and I was planning on using her muteness in the playthrough to my advantage, but I just got to the point where she regains her..Colette-ness. Now I get to listen to her shriek "ITEM!-whoops! Hey, I got something!" for about 300 more times...
At least I have that Item Getter Compund equipped, though. But I don't really need the gald.

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to KratosAurion29 [2006-03-21 23:12:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but at least her voice isn't as bad as Shirley's...

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KratosAurion29 In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-03-23 04:30:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh jeez, I don't wanna know how bad Shirley's is..well, at least you don't have to hear her in battle since she doesn't fight, right?

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