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Maestro: This is part 2 of a 2 part Death Battle, if you haven't read part 1, you can read it here: You spilled Soda on my Spaghetti: The Fight Part 1
Maestro: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all! Doctor Moo: It's time for a refreshing can of Pepsi... AND A DEATH BATTLE!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Frisk had made it through the trials of the underground so far: From the ruins to the Snowdin forest, they made their way through monsters and solved all the puzzles laid out before them. The finally got some much needed rest in the calm peaceful town of Snowdin, but they couldn't stay for long since they already had to move on to the next area if they wished to get to the capital and get back t...

Doctor Moo: But if you're caught up, then let's conclude this Death Dattle!

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Papyrus stood across from Pepsiman, who's pepsi-logo colored heart shaped soul floated out before him. The mascot sported a fighting stance with fists raised like a boxer, while the skeleton stood proudly while still sported his sun glasses from before.

"I know what you are thinking... you are trembling in excitement of my very presence... You never in your wildest dreams believed that you'd ever cross paths with internet super star COOLSKELETON95, had you? But in reality, I hold far more secrets than you might believe that WILL send you into shock... This may be too much for you to take, but I, Cookskeleton95, am not what he seems..." The skeleton then removed his sun glasses, fully exposing his face.

"THAT IS RIGHT... I HAVE BEEN LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE... IN ACTUALITY, YOUR OPPONENT IS NONE OTHER THAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!"

Sans had poked his head out from behind a near by water cooler holding a trombone.

"SANS! MUST YOU PLAGUE MY DRAMATIC LIFE CHANGING REVEAL WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC? AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?!" Papyrus yelled as he frustratingly stomped his foot.

"Heh, sorry bro... going for real this time! Good luck!" He said, before pulled back behind said water cooler and seemingly vanishing. Pepsiman meanwhile was just... absolutely at loss with what was going on at this point, actually scratching his bald shiny head puzzled as to where the shorter skeleton even came from.

"Now where was I? Oh yes... Now, with out further delay... LET US FINALLY CONCLUDE OUR FATED DUEL" Papyrus called out, making a bunch of long white femurs of all sizes appear around him, ready to hurl them in Pepsiman's direction.

The bones all moved towards Pepsiman's direction: White and blue alike in different formations on after another, some of theme even constantly changing length making their timing more hazardous. Pepsiman maneuvered through them like before, avoiding the bones that came his way one after another with athletic mid air flips, hops to the side, and somersaults.

Unfortunately, he found himself getting hit by the blue bones again, turning his soul blue as he stumbled back. Shaking off the pain, he resumed darting towards his foe, avoiding more incoming bones as if he were racing through an obstacle course. He then leapt upward and came down on the skeleton, delivering a tomahawk chop to his head that left his skull shaking and rattled for a moment before the metallic mascot followed it up with a series of punches and kicks, sending the skeleton landing on his back.

Pepsiman then lept high into the air, ready to come down and body slam his downed opponent, but Papyrus rolled out of the way, summoning a white femur from the ground which Pepsiman unfortunately landed on top of, directly hitting his "soul" and doing further damage to it: Causing him both pain and fatigue.

Papyrus summoned another barrage of bones, making the soda powered super hero jump out of the way and avoid them again, this time pulling a surf board with the pepsi logo on it. He used it as a shield to block the projectiles before plowing through them to close the distance as the bones were repelled one after another.

However, it wasn't long before he realized it was cracking and being warn down rather quickly, and it wouldn't be long till broke. Thinking fast, he flung the surf board at Papyrus which curved as it spun around, coming around to hit him from the side like a boomerang.

CRACK!

Papyrus summoned another large femur before him, this time using it to block the large spinning incoming projectile, making the piece of licensed merchandise snap into two pieces upon impact.

"HA! NICE TRY, BUT THE SAME TRICK SHALL NOT WORK ON ME TWICE!" Papyrus said as he stood tall and proud with his cape blowing in the wind. With his guard down, Pepsiman did a spinning kick into the skeleton's head before unleashing another combo of kicks and punches. Finally, he changed up energy in his leg as his foot lightly glowed, before unleashing a full charged strike at his enemy.

At the last moment, Papyrus summoned another bone which successfully blocked Pepsiman's powered strike. With a flick of the wrist, the bone then flew into his chest, once more damaging his blue heart shaped soul and sending him stumbling back. Papyrus then leapt over his opponent, kicking his feet in a scuttle jump before landing on the other side as Pepsiman grabbed and held his chest... what was this pain he was feeling?

The mascot then pulled out a can of Pepsi Cola from seemingly nowhere, popping it open and guzzling down it's fresh fizzy contents in hopes that it could heal him. While he felt a tinge of energy from the caffeine, he couldn't tell if the soda product was working to heal his damage or not: He was still in pain, and his "soul" was still damaged. Could it be that, while the soda could heal his body, it couldn't heal his spirit?

There was no time to think: Papyrus unleashed another flurry of bones which traveled along the ground, which the metallic mascot carefully rolled out of the way of before getting back on his feet. As the skeleton readied his next assault of bones, Pepsiman tried his best to think of his next move... Maybe if Pepsi Cola couldn't help him one way, perhaps it could still help him another way!

He then held out his hand, opened his mouth, and used his powers to cut to stock footage of soda again before cutting back to the fight itself. With his actions, he had made a can of Pepsi Cola appear within the grip of his opponent! If he couldn't use the soda to heal himself, maybe he could use it to pacify his enemy! After all, he did use to pacify monsters before, so this was a sure fire way to end this fight!

Papyrus was shocked to see he was now holding an ice cold soft drink can in his hand, not sure where he even got it from. But instead of drinking it, the skeleton merely rejected it!

"NO! I SHALL NOT DRINK THIS FOUL CONCOCTION! I saw how you used it to trick the human into following you, and I saw how sick it made Undyne! THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN POISON MEANT TO ROT ONE'S MIND AND BODY!" Papyrus exclaimed, chucking the can right back at Pepsiman which landed smack in the middle of his face. (Or lack thereof)

*Music Stop*

The soda powered super hero rubbed his forehead: confused, hurt, and even angered by the statement as he looked back at the skeleton... This made no sense: EVERYONE loved Pepsi Cola! Just what kind of person would not only reject such a beloved beverage, but even dare say that it wasn't good for you?

Wait, it all made sense now... the way this skeleton was trying to keep him from his Pepsi deliveries, the way this skeleton was so disrespectful of the Pepsi brand... the way this skeleton wore a lot of RED on his outfit... Pepsiman couldn't believe he didn't see it sooner!

THIS SKELETON WAS AN AGENT FOR COCA-COLA!

Oh these poor miserable souls... This skeleton was probrably the reason why there was no Pepsi commercially available down here! No wonder the inhabitants of this underground wasteland were so hostile. Well, they shouldn't fret any longer: Their savior Pepsiman had arrived, and nothing would stop him from getting them their quality brand name soda products and officially licensed merchandise! But before he could do so, he had one obstacle to over come.

With that, Pepsiman picked up the discarded soda, drank it's contents, and then crushed the can in his grip before throwing it to the side. Pepsiman changed his stance with newfound resolve and energy as he stood strong with a new fire burning deep inside: He would not allow Pepsi's rival company to sabotage his mission or besmirch the brand! It was time to stop holding back and fight seriously!

The soda powered super hero raced towards his undead enemy, who leapt back to play keep away while summoning another barrage of bones of that flew towards his opponent from in front and even in back of him. Pepsiman dodged each and every one of them with out losing momentum as he sprinted at top speed like an Olympic athlete.

He then slid underneath the last set of bones coming from above his head with his legs extended, knocking them into Papyrus for a kick attack. The skeleton flinched, as Pepsiman followed up his attack with an upper cut to his jaw and began unleashing another furious combo, giving him a flurry of spinning kicks and making him stumble back with each hit as he followed it up with another.

Papyrus in a desperate attempt, tried to summon another long femur for protection. Instead of attacking, Pepsiman simply jumped back and then side stepped once the bone was launched towards him. The spaghetti making skeleton readied a few more bones and threw them his towards his target, but he quickly closed the distance while evading, beating on the skeleton before his attack was even finished!

"HEY! NOT FAIR! It's not your turn ye-" Before the skeleton could finish, he was met with a punch to his skinless skull followed by another, and another, and another. The mascot then grabbed Papyrus and performed an "Irish Whip", sending him stumbling face first into the wall of bones he himself created earlier to seal off Pepsiman's escape. Now backed against said wall, Pepsiman continued his assault, wailing on Papyrus before knocking the skeleton up into the air with his last strike!

As Papyrus descended back down, Pepsiman wound his fist back as it charged with power, giving it a light glow as Papyrus fell into range. Before the skeleton could hit the ground, the metallic mascot delivered a punch so powerful that he sent the skeletal mascot flying back with enough force to DESTROY the wall of bones itself! The rest of the bones disappeared, no longer bounding either fighter to this area.

"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Papyrus screamed, as he continued flying before he finally slammed against the wall of the "lab" building. He slid off of it back onto the ground, but he was far from done!

Papyrus got back up, holding his head before shaking off the damage before seeing his opponent charging at him at full speed like an enraged beast! The skeleton formed several bones around himself, ready to counter and intercept his adversary's attack!

*Music Stop*

Meanwhile, inside of the lab itself:

The king's royal scientist "Alphys" anxiously paced back and fourth next to her eccentric square wheeled robotic creation: Mettaton. The yellow short reptilian monster girl just was in a panic, hyperventilating and unable to stand still.

"Oh my god! T-This is bad! This is r-really really bad!" Alphys went on. It seemed that when Frisk entered her laboratory, rather than take the time to let Alphys introduce herself, they knocked her over and ran into her 'bathroom'. However, that 'bathroom' was not bathroom, but an elevator that lead deep below into her 'true' underground laboratory deep beneath where they stood. The 'True' lab contained all of her secrets and failures that she never wanted anyone to find out about, but it looked like this human was already on their way down.

Due to the tether of the elevator breaking down, there was no way to pursue the human: Not only to stop them from seeing the truth, but to save them from the dangers that roamed beneath.

"WELL ONE THING'S FOR SURE, DARLING... THEY'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A BATHROOM ANYMORE! WITH ALL THE CREEPY THINGS DOWN THERE, I'M SURE THEY'VE ALREADY WET THEMSELVES BY NOW!" Mettaton commented.

"Oh, this is a d-d-disaster!" She exclaimed, digging her clawed hands into the sides of her scaly head.

"I'LL SAY! NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY GUESTS FOR MY QUIZ SHOW! AND AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK WE PUT INTO SETTING EVERYTHING UP... OH, MY BEAUTIFUL FANS WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED IF I HAD TO RESORT TO SHOWING A RE-RUN!" Mettaton lamented.

"Y-Your show is the last thing I'm worried about! I-If the human gets out and tells everyone w-what they saw, no one out there would EVER f-forgive me! Heck, I don't even forgive me!" Alphys continued to panic.

CRASH!
The door to her labratory broke off it's hinges taking both her and Metton by surprise as Papyrus went flying past both of them.

Pepsiman stepped in, but now he looked... different... he was wearing what appeared to be... a yellow ski mask over his face?

"OH MY! WHO IS THIS GORGEOUS SPECIMEN? IS THIS ANOTHER HUMAN?" Mettaton asked.

"NOOOO!!!!" Pepsiman exclaimed, shaking his head and waving his hand to dismiss his claims.

"I-It doesn't look like one... W-Wait... I recognize you... you're the one who was helping the human out earlier, right? I-I even think I remember your theme song... Pepsiman, right?"

"NOOOO!!!!" Pepsiman repeated while doing the same gesture.

"W-What? B-But it's just you wearing a-a yellow mask over your head! I-I don't have time for this! W-What do you want anyway? C-Can't you see we're dealing with a major crisis here!?! H-Haven't you done enough damage!?! B-BRINGING YOUR FIGHT HERE IS THE LAST THING I NEED!" The royal scientist yelled, becoming more stressed.

'Pepsiman' raised his arm towards her, imitating the sound of cola being poured and cutting to stock footage abruptly before cutting back to Dr. Alphys, who was now holding a can of Pepsi Cola... with lemon twist! Being the avid soda addict she was combined with her current stress levels, she popped the can open with out asking any questions. Her hands shook violently, spilling a bit of her beverage on the floor before she gulped it down.

Upon ingesting it, she found herself... pacified. She found herself calming down almost immediately and feeling refreshed.

"Aaaahhhhh... that's what I needed... Seeing you run around giving out soda really made me thirsty..." She said. Mettaton was actually quite impressed that a simple beverage like this could make her calm down!

"HMMMMMMM... A STRONG SLEEK SHINY EXTERIOR, HAS A PRODUCT TO PROMOTE, HAS A CATCHY THEME SONG, AND HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE? SAY DARLING, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A GUEST SPOT ON MY SHOW TODAY? I HAVE AN OPENING, AND THE CAMERAS ARE ALREADY ROLLING!" Mettaton offered. Wait, being on TV? That would be a great way to promote Pepsi cola down here in the underground! Maybe they could strike a deal!

Meanwhile, Papyrus rose up from the floor, cracking his bones back into place after the last attack. He shook his head to regain his composure, before realizing that right before him, his favorite TV personality Mettaton was present!

"OH MY GOD, Is that Mettaton!?!" Papyrus exclaimed as he rushed up to his rectangular idol and fawning over them while introducing himself formally.

However, he seemed to be getting ignored. Mettaton was too busy talking to a familiar looking shiny individual... Papyrus inspected this 'stranger'. He looked suspiciously just like the one he had been fighting this entire time, sans the yellow ski mask that completely covered his face... and the canned beverage Alphys was drinking looked suspiciously familiar too... almost like... the same beverage Undyne drank!

"DR. ALPHYS! NO! Put that down!" Papyrus yelled as he slapped the can of soda out of her hand! This caught the attention of both Pepsiman and Mettaton.

"Um... I already finished it..." She said, awkwardly. Papyrus inspected the can and smelled the left over residue.

"AH! Just as I suspected! It is the same beverage that poisoned Undyne! Only now, IT SMELLS LIKE LEMONS! WHICH PIRAHNAS DO NOT LIKE!"

"Wait... POISONED? D-DID I JUST DRINK POISON!?! A-AM I GONNA DIE!?!" Alphys was back to panicking.

"NOOOO!!!" Pepsiman yelled, trying to calm her down... but it was too late now!

"SO SCANDALOUS! IS WHAT THIS SKELETON IS SAYING TRUE? HAVE YOU BEEN DISTRIBUTING POISON?" Mettaton asked.

"NOOO!!!" Pepsiman responded, now putting his hands on the sides of his head.

"This can only mean ONE THING... THIS MASKED MAN... IS ACTUALLY... some how related to the metal man I was fighting right before this very moment! ISN'T THAT RIGHT!?!" Papyrus exclaimed, then pointing accusingly at the masked mascot.

"NOOOO!!!!"

"SUCH CONVICTION! SUCH DRAMA! SUCH TWISTS! ARE WE STILL ROLLING, DARLINGS? PERFECT!" Mettaton said, as the camera's focused their attention on Papyrus as well as the now frustrated and frantic Pepsiman. Noticing this, Papyrus struck a pose for the camera before he continued. Alphys just continued to spaz out in the background, believing that she had in fact ingested poison.

"NYEH HEH HEH HEH! That is right! I have found you out! Now, you have no choice! Tell me the location of where your partner in crime has gone to and I shall grant you Mercy!" Papyrus said as he struck another pose, this time his cape flowing in the wind thanks to a fan blowing in his direction, making him look all the more heroic.

"NOOOO!!!!!" Pepsiman continued to yell... He couldn't believe it... there was no way some one could be this stupid! Not only that, but this skeleton had just told everyone watching that Pepsi Cola was poisonous! He really DID work for Coca Cola! Dr. Alphys meanwhile finally collapsed from stress in the background, but no one else seemed to notice.

"WELL, LOOKS LIKE I FOUND ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST! TELL US HANDSOME, WHO ARE YOU?" Mettaton asked as he held the microphone to Papyrus's face. Upon seeing his idol wanting to talk to him, the skeleton's eyes lit up as he put his hands on his bony cheeks which got rosy red.

"A-Are you really talking to me? Am I really on your show? A-and did you just call me handsome!?! Wowie! I-I'm not sure what to say! Mettaton, I've wanted to meet you for such a long time! It's me, your biggest fan! The great Papyr-" Before the swooning skeleton could finish, he was met with a strong jab to his jaw that knocked him back!

The masked Pepsiman had just assaulted Papyrus on live television! CUE THE AUDIENCE GASPING!

*Music Stop*

"How dare you try to get between me and finally meeting my favorite sexy rectangle!?! THAT'S IT! The other metal man may have successfully albeit cowardly flee'd from out fight, But you on the other hand won't be so lucky!" Papyrus threatened.

"DID YOU SEE THAT? IT LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO ARE ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN A GOOD OLD FASHIONED FIGHT TO THE FINISH! OH HOW DELICIOUS! WELL MY BEAUTIES, YOU KNOW THE RULES! IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE LEFT STANDING! WITH THE HUMAN MISSING, I'M GONNA NEED SOME CARNAGE AND VIOLENCE ON MY SHOW, SO STAY ON YOUR TOES AND DON'T PULL ANY PUNCHES!" Mettaton said, as several camera surrounded the two competitors from different angles.

Papyrus and Pepsiman starred each other down, now with more ambition to defeat each other than ever before! Pepsiman had to redeem the image of the Pepsi brand, while Papyrus planned to win the affections of Mettaton and become famous! Now that they knew people were watching, they couldn't afford to fail!

"FIGHT!!!" Mettaton exclaimed, and the two enemies ran into each other, ready to continue throwing down!

Making more bones form around him, Papyrus launched them at the incoming Pepsiman, but the metallic mascot rolled out of the way and gave a haymaker straight into the skeleton's face, making him stumble back. The bones themselves continued fly, smashing the screen of Undyne's computer and narrowly bypassing both Mettaton and the unconscious scientist. Papyrus shook it off and changed his stance, actually putting his fists up this time!

"You're not bad! Almost as good as my previous opponent! But I warn you, I've had combat training from the captain of the royal guard herself! Undyne, if you're watching, I'm going to put everything you taught me to the test! Just watch! I'll prove I have what it takes! I'll do you proud!" Papyrus said to the camera before lunging at his opponent.

Papyrus went in with a series of punches, but Pepsiman either blocked or weaved out of the way of the skeleton's strikes. He then grabbed the skeleton's head, forcing it down as he proceeded to knee him several times in the skull before unleashing a fully charged strike to top it off. Papyrus stumbled back as the damage to his body was becoming more apparent: His bones were starting to get chipped and slightly cracked, but he refused to go down!

"HA! Not bad, but I am barely phased by your relentless attacks! After wrestling with Undyne, I can handle anything! This is NOTHING!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"STILL STANDING AFTER SUCH AN ASSAULT... SO ADMIRABLE! THE AUDIENCE LOVES IT! AND IT LOOKS LIKE OUR BONEY BOY ISN'T DONE JUST YET! IN FACT IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE!" Mettaton commented.

"You bet I do!" Papyrus said, before noticing Pepsiman was rushing him down again. Papyrus reached behind and pulled out not a bone, but a plate of spaghetti! He then threw it straight into his opponent's masked face, blinding him! Pepsiman stumbled around and swung blindly as the plate and pasta obstructed his vision, before he felt a bony pair of arms wrap around his torso.

SLAM!

Before he could react, Pepsiman found himself being lifted backwards: caught in a German suplex as he was slammed head first into the ground. The force was so great his head was actually driven through the floor itself! Pepsiman was now stuck upside down,with his head stuck buried in the floor beneath as he helplessly kicked his legs!

"HA! Bet you didn't see that one coming! Look Undyne! I did it! I've used both the culinary arts you personally taught me and the wrestling moves you've demonstrated! See? I've learned!" Papyrus said as he talked to the camera.

"THAT WAS QUITE THE MANEUVER! AND TRAINED BY THE CAPTAIN HERSELF YOU SAY? MY MY, WE HAVE A REAL GO-GETTER HERE TODAY, FOLKS! DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE SHINY STUD STILL ISN'T DOWN YET!" Mettaton commented.

POP!

Pepsiman finally pulled his head out of the hole, his vision finally clear! Only one problem: His mask was missing! His face was exposed!

"WHAT? It was you all along? NO WAY! Well, your disguise was clever enough to fool even me, but... The great Papyrus will NOT fall for your deception again!" Papyrus said, making another set of white and blue bones surround him. This wasn't good: There wasn't much room to maneuver in this laboratory!

Pepsiman decided to make a bolt for the door on the opposite end of the lab with the bones behind launched in his direction pursuing him. The Soda themed super hero then busted down the door with a powerful shoulder tackle, escaping from the attack and now outside of the lab and back outside in the humid Hotlands. Papyrus followed him out, with Mettaton and his cameras following.

"LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TAKING THINGS OUTSIDE. DON'T BLINK, DARLINGS! THE ACTION IS ONLY HEATING UP!" Mettaton said to the camera before following them outside. Upon exiting the lab, Papyrus found himself surrounded by more cameras. Feeling giddy and flattered, the spaghetti making skeleton couldn't help but gush over the fact that people were watching at home.

"Oh, this is so exciting! I can't believe people are really watching all of this! I feel popular already! -AHEM- Fret not, my dear fans! After I, the great Papyrus defeats this foe, you may all line up to bathe me in your praise and shower me in your kisses!" Papyrus said to one of the cameras.

However, Pepsiman grabbed the camera away from the skeleton, pulled out a can of Pepsi, and pointed at it trying to encourage the viewers to give it another chance! He began drinking the contents to prove that it wasn't poison, as the camera's zoomed in on the glistening liquid being poured into his mouth, that is until Papyrus pulled the camera back to himself.

"Hey! Mettaton was focusing on me! This is MY time to shine! No one cares about your fizzy drinks!" Papyrus scolded. However, Pepsiman pulled the camera back to himself and struck a pose, flexing his muscles while holding a can of Pepsi as he looked over to Mettaton, trying to show off to the robot to gain both his and the viewers attention.

Papyrus and Pepsiman began fighting over the camera, trying to push each other back and slapping each other away with the two fighters throwing a hissy fit, competing for the spot light and Mettaton's attention.

"BOYS, PLEASE! DON'T FIGHT OVER ME! THERE'S PLENTY OF METTATON TO GO AROUND! BESIDES, JUST REMEMBER WHO'S THE REAL STAR OF THE SHOW! TRY AS YOU MIGHT, YOU'LL NEVER BE A SHOW STOPPER MY LIKE ME!" Mettaton exclaimed, before all the cameras pointed him him as glitter and confetti rained down from above him with the words "APPLAUSE" appearing overhead.

"O-Of course, Mettaton! As great as I am, I wouldn't dream of stealing your spot light!" Papyrus said, breaking off into a bit of a cold sweat. "In fact... This next attack is in honor of you! Behold!" He continued, then raising his hand as he surrounded himself with more white and blue bones. Papyrus struck a dramatic pose as he held his hand forward as he made them fly towards his opponent. This time, among the flurry of bones were a set that formed the words "I LOVE METTATON!".

Knowing he was live on TV, Pepsiman decided to step up his game as well. He pulled out a red skate board with the company logo on it, hopped on top of it, skating away from the incoming bones. As he skated around the area avoiding all of the hazardous projectiles, he performed various tricks and flips as he did so, even grinding on one of the bones as if he was grinding down a rail in a grand display of professional skateboarding.

He dodged every attack with ease, even doing sick poses while in mid air, holding his board with one hand and holding onto a Pepsi can with the other, showing off both his sick moves and his sweet product. People were now tuning in left and right, wanting to see more of this strange yet cool shiny being and his beverage, while Papyrus himself watched with his eyes wide open and his jaw dropping.

"WOW, LOOK AT THESE RATINGS! DRAMA, ACTION, AND NOW EXTREME SPORTS? WHO KNEW OUR GUESTS WERE SO TALENTED! ESPECIALLY THE SHINY ONE!" Mettaton said, clapping for the metallic mascot.

"Wowie! Those tricks! They're so cool! No... get ahold of yourself, Papyrus! You KNOW you can do better! If skate boards is what the they want, it's what they'll get!" Papyrus once more summon fourth large bones, this time they were large femurs that stood up on skateboards and wore sun glasses.

The bones on boards then rolled towards Pepsiman himself, who swerved out of the way of each of them before finally kick flipping above a row of three with a strong kick flip that made him go air borne! Determined not to be upstaged, Papyrus kicked one of the bones off the skateboard and hopped on, now once again donning his sun glasses as he also began skate boarding as well.

"Nice moves, soda-man! But now you shall witness a real pro such as I, popular internet celebrity Coolskeleton95, perform some bone-chilling moves! NYEH HEH HEH HE-"

Before Papyrus could perform any tricks, Pepsiman rolled by with his arm stretched out, smashing it into the skeleton's chin and knocking him off his skate board. Then, turning around, Pepsiman made his way back towards his fallen foe before leaping off his skateboard into the air! Before Papyrus had a chance respond, he found himself receiving a harsh body slam from his opponent that was so intense, it made Papyrus sink into the ground and form a small crater around his body.

Finally, Pepsiman grabbed the skeleton by the ankles and began spinning him around, performing a "giant swing". Papyrus found himself getting dizzy and disoriented before his opponent finally let go, sending the skeleton flying across the battlefield before he went off the a ledge, which lead to the scorching hot lava below!

*Music Stop*

It looked like Papyrus had met his end... Even he would not be able to survive taking a dip in the lava that flowed through out the hotlands! Mettaton and audiences across the underground gasped in shock.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... IT LOOKS LIKE OUR DARLING PAPYRUS HAS BEEN THROWN INTO THE RED HOT MAGMA BELOW! OH, HOW TRAGIC! REST IN PEACE, SWEET BONY PRINCE..." Mettaton lamented. Pepsiman breathed heavily... Wiping the sweat from his brow from both the heat of Hotlands and the intense battle, the soda based super hero picked up another can of soda and began guzzling it down.

"NYEH! I'm not finished yet!" A familiar voice exclaimed, causing Pepsiman to do a spit take as he spewed soda all over the ground... he couldn't believe it, he was still alive!

The camera's went towards the edge of the cliff and pointed downwards... Papyrus had avoided certain death by conjuring up more bones, this time making them form into a make shift ladder that he grabbed onto. Papyrus climbed back up, and once he was safe he scuttle jumped back into the middle of the battle field, wiping the sweat from his brow.

"WOWIE! That was a close one! To be honest, I was a little afraid... I mean- The great Papyrus fears nothing! It's going to take a lot more than that to do me in! Accept your fate, Soda Man! I've already won!" Papyrus went on. Not being the type to show weakness, Papyrus struck a triumphant pose, making all the viewers at home cheer as the spot light then shined upon him. Even Mettaton was clapping for him, which made the skeleton blush.

Despite Papyrus's fighting spirits still being up, it seemed his body wasn't doing too well... at this point, the cracks on his skeleton body were only getting larger and he started to look more brittle than before. He was getting tired: He wasn't sure how much longer he would last at this point, especially with his HP having fallen so dangerously low and only having enough magic left for just one more attack. Now, it was all or nothing!

"Alright... I admit... you are certainly a worthy adversary... but for the sake of Undyne, the people at home watching, and even my own brother... I, the great Papyrus, shall finally show you my true power! BEHOLD! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" Papyrus exclaimed, making Pepsiman tense up in anticipation. Papyrus stepped aside, revealing... a white fluffy dog who was in the middle of gnawing on a rather large bone like a mere chew toy. This of course let the soda powdered super hero, as well as everyone else watching at home completely baffled.

"HOW ADORABLE! NOW WHO'S THIS LITTLE SCAMP? IS HE YOURS, HANDSOME?" Mettaton asked. Papyrus blinked as he then looked over to the dog, now just as baffled himself.

"What the heck? Oh, not again! Hey! You stupid dog! Do you hear me!?! Stop munching on that bone!" Papyrus yelled, scalding the canine as it began to slowly back away while dragging the bone.

"Hey!! What are you doing? Come back here with my special attack! How dare you embarrass me on live tv in front of Mettaton!?!" Papyrus yelled out, about to chase the dog, but all he could do was pant in exhaustion as the dog left his field of vision, carrying away the large bone that Papyrus was going to use to end this fight.

Pepsiman took a small sigh of relief... If that was all he had left, then Pepsiman had nothing left to worry about.

"Oh great... I guess I have no choice but to use an absolutely regular attack instead... I mean, I shall use my famous REALLY COOL attack!" He said out loud, not wanting to to disappoint any of the Mettaton or the audience. Pepsiman's relaxed body then stiffened up, now alarmed as he braced himself yet again. Looks like his opponent wasn't done after all!

"B-Behold, my anything BUT absolutely regular attack!" Papyrus nervously exclaimed.

Just then, a series of white bones of all shapes and sizes appear from all around Pepsiman: From above and below, from short to long, to side to side, and even front to back! Not even having time to grab his skateboard, the mascot frantically did his best to hop to the sides and jump over some of the bones protruding from the ground as they only barely hit him between the legs as he ran around in circles in a panic trying his best not to get hit.

Despite not being his special attack, this was definitely a the most hazardous of all his attacks with little to no room for error! Once the barrage of bones finally died down, he decided to dash towards his opponent, only to realize that the attack wasn't over just yet!

Coming his way was the annoying dog from earlier: Bolting in his direction while still carrying the "Special attack" bone in it's mouth. Pepsiman leapt over the dog, only to be met with more bones: This time they were put together to form giant letters that spelled the phrase "COOL DUDE" which Pepsiman steered out of the way to avoid. Such a display further impressed Mettaton, who once more clapped in the background.

Up next was another bone on a skateboard with sun glasses coming his way, which Pepsiman merely steered out of his way to avoid. However, he stopped in his tracks only to see... the largest barrage of bones he had seen yet! It was like an entire stampede of femurs in a large crowd all moving towards him with nowhere for him to run! It was too much for him to leap over, and there was no openings to navigate through!

His blue soul would not survive such an assault!

However, Pepsiman refused to back down: He couldn't let anything stop him from delivering his soda or defending the Pepsi brand! In a bold move, he began running towards the giant hoard of bones, leaping as high as he could into the air before inevitably plummeting back down onto the bones... this looked like this was the end!

However, Pepsiman pulled out something from behind his back: It was a wide silver flat board made of metal, which the hero then put underneath his feet and rode on his way down. Upon landing on the bones... his board simply floated above them!

This was no ordinary board... this was his very own hover board!

Pepsiman surfed over the stampede of bones as if it were nothing, bypassing all of them and avoiding certain doom as he continued gliding towards his opponent, further closing the gap between them as he held his arms out like a stylish surfer.

"What? No! That's impossible! It's actually kind of cool... But still impossible!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"WHY, THIS IS AMAZING! IT LOOKS LIKE OUR HERO HAS PULLED OUT A STYLISH HOVER BOARD AND IS SURFING A TSUNAMI OF BONES! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE!"

"What? But... I'm supposed to be the hero! ME! THE GREAT PAPYRUS! Nyeh! Well, my attack isn't done yet!" Papyrus ranted.

He was right: At the very end of the barrage of bones was the biggest bone yet: This one was the size of a house, and completely unavoidable! At this rate, the soda themed super hero was gonna crash! He braced himself for collision as the towering bone grew closer and closer!

"OH MY, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR HOVERING HERO IS ABOUT TO MEET HIS END! HOW EVER WILL HE GET OUT OF THIS ONE? DON'T BLINK, MY BEAUTIES! YOU WON'T WANNA MISS THIS!"

The metallic mascot then leapt as high as he could, taking off into the air as best his legs could take him in a last minute effort to try to jump over the colossal bone! He leapt like he never leapt before, almost as if he were performing a moon jump as he left his hover board behind and ascended to heights he had never before achieved! Everyone witnessing this watched in pure awe, as everything went in slow motion for a brief moment.

*Music Stop*

Unfortunately... it wasn't enough: He found himself plummeting back down into the bone, having not ascended enough to bypass it. At the last moment, Pepsiman put crossed his arms in front of his chest to brace himself as he found himself falling through the bone!

THWUMP!
He phased through it, while the bone itself damaged his blue soul leaving it momentarily blinking as Pepsiman winced from the pain. He continued to plummet back down onto the ground, but in a last minute effort he managed to do a flip and land on one knee, sticking the landing like a gymnast. Despite the damage to soul which felt like it was starting to crumble like glass, he wasn't done yet.

Mettaton applauded him, as the soda powered super hero rose back up and started dashing towards Papyrus. At this point, the skeleton was too weak and weary from both the damage he sustained as well as exhuasting all of his magic attacks, he had almost nothing left! This was it! Papyrus was finished!

"N-NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" He exclaimed, putting his gloved hands in front of his head as he flinched.

Pepsiman sprinted towards him, charging his fist with energy for one final attack to finish him off once and for all, until suddenly:

THUD!
Pepsiman found himself abruptly landing face first in the ground. He had tripped over a small left over bone from the previous attack, which in turn also further damaged his already fractured soul. Pepsiman had face planted, and he didn't appear to be moving.

Papyrus remained in his flinched pose before he realized nothing happened. He finally opened his eyes only to see his opponent had face planted on the ground and didn't appear to be moving. The match was over... AND PAPYRUS HAD WON!

"I... I can't believe it... I... I did it... I DID IT!!!" Papyrus squeed with delight.

"WELL YOU SAW IT HERE, MY LOVELY VIEWERS! LOOKS LIKE PAPYRUS SHOWED US THAT BONES BEFORE BRAWN IS THE KEY TO VICTORY! CONGRATULATIONS, DARLING! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?" Mettaton asked as he held the microphone to Papyrus's face.

"Well Mettaton, I shall start my newfound life of popularity by letting all my fans line up for my autograph followed by reading all my fan mail! Then, I shall invite all of them to be present as I finally graduated to member of the royal guard! But first... c-can you sign this?" Papyrus asked, pulling out a golden bone from out of nowhere.

"WELL, I ACTUALLY MEANT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT... YOU BEST LOOK BEHIND YOU!" Mettaton pointed out. Papyrus did as he was told, and turned around... only to see that Pepsiman had gotten back up!

Pepsiman was woozy and stumbling around, but he managed to lift himself up on his two feet as he stood tall before Papyrus again... Like Papyrus, his health was also critically low. His soul was still blue, was riddled with cracks, and looked like it was about to shatter any second now...

"Well... -HUFF- I'm can't say I expected you to get up after that. -HUFF- But it's clear that you still can't defeat me!" Papyrus said, exhausted himself from both the damage he suffered and the abundance of magic bones he had tossed, especially with his last attack.

"I can -HUFF- see that you're barely able to stand... At this point, you -HUFF- are completely weak and defenseless!" Papyrus went on, as Pepsiman lifted his fists in a stance similar to that of a boxer... he may have been barely clinging to life, but he still had tons of fight left in him!

"Therefor, I -HUFF- the great Papyrus, elect to grant you pity! Therefor I -HUFF- shall spare you! Now's your chance to accept my mercy before -HUFF- I change my mind!" Papyrus continued. Pepsiman's soul changed from blue back to it's rightful colors of red, white, and blue: mirroring the official Pepsi logo embedded on his chest.

Wait, Mercy? No, it had to be a trick... after all, Coca Cola had been known in the past to do some under handed and deceitful marketing tactics for the sake of their products, and this could only be another one!

With that, Pepsiman stumbled up to his enemy before grabbing him by the scruff of his red scarf. He lifted him off the ground and dangled him in the air with one hand while his other formed into a fist; charging with power to unleash the final blow and finally bust open Papyrus's skull!

"W-What? But why? I -HUFF- gave you mercy and this is how you repay me? Fine then -HUFF- do your worst! I, the great Papyrus will -HUFF- not meet my end like shivering coward!" The skeleton proclaimed, despite the tone of fear he had in his voice and his bones slightly shaking. He put his arms in front of his face and closed his eyes, bracing himself.

"OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE OUR POOR PAPYRUS'S FATE IS IN THE HANDS OF THIS SHINY FACELESS METAL MAN! WHAT WILL HE DO NOW? ARE WE ABOUT TO WITNESS A LIVE EXECUTION ON SCREEN? OH I CAN BARELY WATCH!" Meanwhile, Dr. Alphys finally woke up... seeing the trail of destruction in her lab, she followed it outside, only to see Pepsiman about to finish the now beaten weary Papyrus.

"P-PAPYRUS!" She called from the side lines. All she could do was watch in horror, too scared to interfere.

Pepsiman looked around, thinking for a moment about what was going on: People were watching him on tv right now, where his actions represented not only himself, but the entirety of the Pepsi Corporation... On one hand, obliterating this thorn in his side would not only make his job a lot easier, but even send a message to the Coca Cola company not to stand in his way...

On the other hand, attacking some one who just granted him 'mercy' who was already beaten and defenseless and straight up murdering them on camera in front of who knows how many viewers (including children and families alike) would not only harm his own image, but even Pepsi Cola itself! Would anyone really want to buy a soda that they thought was endorsed by a heartless cold blooded killer? Even if he WAS executing a member of a rival company, this wouldn't do!

"G-Go on! Do your worst!" The dangling skeleton said, still flinching and trying to hide his fear.

Pepsiman finally lowered his fist... was he sparing the skeleton? ... No... he had something else mind for him! Pepsiman decided to drag Papyrus off screen out of view of Mettaton's cameras... if this skeleton was really was an agent of Coca Cola, then what he was about to do to him was a fate worse than death!

"W-Wait! W-What are you doing? Stop! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Papyrus yelled out, as Alphys clasped her hands over her eyes, unable to bring herself to watch Papyrus's cruel fate!

"Oh my... Paprysus... he's.... he's... FABULOUS!!!" Mettaton exclaimed. Upon hearing this, Alphys uncovered her eyes, and saw something she didn't expect to see.

*Music Stop*

When the cameras finally locked onto Pepsiman again, there was Papyrus, still standing! However, he looked different: He was now fitted with a baseball cap, a new shirt, a blue jacket, a sports watch, and sneakers: All of which had the pepsi logo embedded on them! He was even sporting a Pepsi duffel bag filled with more Pepsi themed swag.

Pepsiman had pimped out Papyrus with Pepsi themed merchandise!

"W-WHAT? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? MY SUPER COOL BATTLE BODY! IT'S RUINED!" Papyrus yelled as he then began stomping on the ground in frustration.

Pepsiman meanwhile looked at the cameras and held up his hand, taking control of them for just a moment. Across the underground, images and stock footage of pepsi cola played on their screens, showing close ups of the cold fizzly bubbly looking soft drink before cutting back to him, showing off a can of Pepsi directly to the audience. He then popped open the can and guzzled it's contents on camera, giving his body a quick pick-me-up as his soul sunk back into his body, safe and sound.

He could sense them: All the thirsty inhabitants of the underground who were curious to try his beverage they had never seen before... Not wanting to leave anyone disappointed, Pepsiman immediately ran off, ready to spread the joy of Pepsi cola to all the monsters!

"WAIT! COME BACK, DARLING! WE NEVER FINISHED WORKING OUT OUR DEAL! OH WELL... I'M SURE HE'LL BE BACK ONCE HIS PRODUCT REALLY CATCHES ON!" Mettaton said. Since there was still air time left, and he didn't want it going to waste. Alphys herself sighed in relief, happy that no one had to die.

"Beaten into an inch of my life and humiliated in Hotlands... NYEH! This is the worst day of my life!" Papyrus complained, pouting.

"HEY THERE, PAPY... SINCE WE GOT A FEW MINUTES LEFT TO KILL, HOW ABOUT AN EXCLUSIVE ONE ON ONE INTERVIEW? YOU CAN TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR EPIC BATTLE WITH PEPSIMAN HIMSELF!"

"Wait... you mean... YOU WANT TO INTERVIEW ME!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! METTATON, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF AN HONOR THIS IS! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! -AHEM-... Yes, my battle with the one and only 'Pepsiman'... I shall tell you the tale of how it all lead up to this! You see, it all started when I first confronted the human right outside of Snowdin... wait... OH MY GOD... I forgot about the human!!!" Papyrus realized.

"W-what? Oh no! You're right! I-I knew we forgot about something! Oh, what do we do? W-WHAT DO WE DO?" Alphys panicked. With both Papyrus and Alphys going nuts over the disappearance of Frisk, Mettaton figured that maybe now it was time to cut to a commercial break...

"OH DEAR... WELL MY BEAUTIES, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES!" Mettaton said, before cutting to a commercial for the MTT- Brand Burger Emporium...

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Doctor Moo: You know, I'm sure people are annoyed that once again another one of our fights didn't end with death, but I'm just relieved that Papyrus is alright... even if he did lose in the end.

Maestro: Papyrus may have been defeated, but he certainly put up quite a fight: Heck, this fight was actually surprisingly close! On the surface, Papyrus and Pepsiman are kind of clumsy goof balls, but they're both much more capable than they appear making the fight surprisingly even.

Doctor Moo: Papyrus's bones not only gave him the range advantage, but even control of the battlefield itself since he could make tons of bones in various shapes and sizes to attack his opponent from multiple angles and directions at the same time! Heck, he could even use them to block incoming attacks, adding additional usefulness.

Maestro: Pepsiman was at a disadvantage himself due to lack of any ranged attack options or real weapons. Add to the fact that Papyrus's bones can directly strike souls opposed to ones physical being, meaning Pepsiman's toon force-esq durability was obsolete. Heck, it's uncertain that even drinking Pepsi to heal himself would even work in this fight considering it was unknown if they'd heal damage to his soul or not.

Doctor Moo: In Undertale, Frisk the human is able to recover from damage dealt to their souls by consuming food from the underground that's made with magic. Pepsiman's cans of Pepsi cola is not only conjured from out of nowhere, but it contains the ability to heal, pacify, and can some how also be consumed by ghosts... Even if you argue that it's not magic and is just weird messed up science, spoiler warning for anyone who's yet to play Undertale: The residents of the underground aren't strangers to that kind of stuff either...

"W-What are you looking at ME for?"

Maestro: So while we are certain that Pepsi can heal Pepsiman's physical injuries, we're not certain if it would be able to heal damage dealt to his soul since we're not entirely sure how the Pepsi he creates actually WORKS... So with Pepsiman vulnerable to his soul being destroyed and unable recover from damage, just how did he end up coming out on top?

Doctor Moo: Well for starters, Pepsiman has a LOT more stamina than Papyrus. After Papyrus has fought long enough and exhausted every single attack, he'll actually start to sweat and get tired out (Weird considering he's a skeleton, but what ever), which is part of the reason he lets Frisk go after his final attack.

Maestro: Pepsiman meanwhile runs around ALL DAY traversing long distances while avoiding and enduring all kinds of obstacles just to get people their soda. He never seems to take a break since when he's done, and just immediately sprints off to the next place and does it again. Even if you argue that he just keeps rejuvenating himself by constantly drinking Pepsi, we only established that we don't know if it can heal his soul, it doesn't mean that it's incapable of giving him a boost of energy.

Doctor Moo: Pepsiman also excels in close range combat compared to Papyrus and could definitely get in and do damage up close. While Papyrus has been trained in Undyne and has experience wrestling with her, keep in mind that most of the time she's either teaching him to cook or it's been implied he's often on the receiving end of her pile drivers. Undyne even admits that she doesn't properly train him because she doesn't want him part of the royal guard since he's just too innocent and nice. This is why she instead teaches him to make spaghetti in hopes that he'll instead want to do something else with his life.

Maestro: While the extent of Pepsiman's martial arts prowess is shrouded in mystery, he is adept enough in different fighting styles to take on the Vipers: Young armored fighting prodigies who earned their titles for their skill, strength, and battling night and day in back-alley rings... and keep in mind, Pepsiman can handle them one after another.

Doctor Moo: Pepsiman also surpassed Papyrus physically considering Pepsiman can punch people with hard enough to send them flying with enough force to smash through stone walls and metal fences. Papyrus's best feats of strength were carrying a human child or smashing head first through a glass window which pale in comparison. In terms of speed, Papyrus's speed feats aren't clear... While he did once jog a hundred laps in two minutes, We don't know how much distance he covered in in that amount of time of time or how long those laps were.

Maestro: While Papyrus can theoretically be scaled to Frisk who can dodge lightning and sun light, Papyrus has still never displayed the same kind of reaction speed and usually just gets hit during battle. His only real noticeable reaction feat being blocking Flowey's 'bullets' with a bone right before Frisk was hit, but chances are Flowey's projectiles don't move as fast as actual bullets. Pepsiman's speed feats are a little more clear considering we've seen him out running speeding trucks, have seen him dodge speeding cars, motorcycles, and even trains from different directions. He can also keep up with quick striking martial artists up close.

Doctor Moo: Really the only thing Papyrus could compare to Pepsiman in terms of his physicality was his over all durability: Papyrus wrestles with Undyne who is not only known for her habit of suplexing large boulders, but tends not to hold back even while playing around. Because of this, she has a habit of over doing things and causing some real damage. For example, hitting Papyrus over the head with a couch during play fighting. There was also the time where in a fit of laughter, she kept tapping her hand hard enough to crack a stone wall she was sitting on:

Maestro: Not only that, but Papyrus is strong enough to take multiple hits from Frisk... While Frisk's strength varies depending on the level they're at by the time they get to Papyrus (Including being strong enough to one-shot Papyrus during genocide route), Frisk seems strong enough to break what appears to be a stone wall with little effort regardless of their level:

Doctor Moo: ... How the heck is Frisk human again? ... Anyway, that just kind of delayed the inevitable considering Pepsiman could keep dodging Papyrus's attacks and wail on him when he got close enough to wear him down little by little: Kind of like what Frisk can do if he fights Papyrus in Neutral run... remember, dodging all kinds of crazy stuff from different directions one after another is part of Pepsiman's day job, so it was more than likely he maneuver around Papyrus's bones.

Maestro: Speaking of maneuvering: Pepsiman's boarding equipment actually came in very handy here: Not only do things like his skate board and hover board increase his speed and help him stay out of the way of attacks more, but they could also come in handy and be used as make shift shields or weapons just in case.

Doctor Moo: Finally, Papyrus's blue soul ability didn't really add much to the fight. Even if it did weigh down Pepsiman and make it more difficult for him to move around, being that Pepsiman is usually grounded anyway and doesn't maneuver around in the air often, it probably wouldn't make too much of a difference in a fight like this one. Now if Papyrus could grab Pepsiman by his blue soul and throw him into incoming attacks like Sans could, then that would be a different story.

Maestro: Finally Papyrus's biggest hindrance was his naive yet kindhearted merciful nature, the same nature that explains why Undyne doesn't want him part of the royal guard. Remember: He is the only boss in Undertale who will stop attacking once your HP is at 1 on a Neutral/Pacifist run, and if you're on a genocide route, he won't fight you at all and instead just try to help you.

Doctor Moo: Even if we ignore his mercy for the sake of Death Battle and either remove his mercy, give him a solid reason for killing, or just having him kill his opponent by pure accident: You can't deny that these personality traits as well as his pride could still hinder him in battle and leave him wide open. Let's face it, Papyrus is just too nice for this kind of thing.

Maestro: But hey, look on the bright side. At least Papyrus lived in the end!

Doctor Moo: Believe me, that makes me feel better. Whether it's Death Battle or a neutral/genocide run in Undertale, It's always Soda-pressing to watch Papyrus die...

Maestro: The winner is Pepsiman

Pepsiman: (Winner)
+ Physically superior: Stronger, faster, and more durable
+ Superior close quarters combatant
+ Could maneuver around most of what Papyrus could throw at him
+ Equipment could actually help him maneuver through projectiles and obstacles better
+ More stamina: Less likely to tire out before the fight was over
= Clumsy and goofy
- No real ranged attacks
- Doubtful that Pepsi cola could heal his soul
- Physical durability was useless during this fight due to damage being dealt directly to his soul

Papyrus: (Loser)
+ Attacks could bypass Pepsiman's durability by hitting his soul
+ Manipulation and abundance of bones gave him superior range and control of the battlefield
+ Bones also offered additional defense
+ Was durable enough to take tons of abuse from Pepsiman
= Clumsy and goofy
- Physically pales by comparison for the most part
- Couldn't match Pepsiman in close quarters combat: Never got proper/complete training from Undyne
- More likely to tire out first before his opponent
- Merciful, naive, and boastful nature could some times leave him wide open
- Turning his opponent's soul blue wouldn't do much

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Epilogue:

Meanwhile, down in the dark, creepy, unkempt, and seemingly abandoned "True Lab" below; Frisk had relieved themselves on a potted plant in the corner since they couldn't find any toilets... Unfortunately they now had an even bigger problem to deal with:

The human child found themselves cornered by several large bizarre creatures. These Eerie deformed monstrosities that looked like atrocious fusions of other monsters that had been encountered before! Frisk couldn't tell where they started or ended! These were the Amalgamates: Secret failed experiments of Dr. Alphys herself had hidden away.

Frisk stood in the corner, shivering, not sure what to do next... These creatures were drawing closer, ready to attack! If only there was some one who could help! Frisk kept their cool and thought about it: if one drink mascot came to their aid, maybe another one would as well... Frisk then got the perfect idea:

"HEY! KOOL AID!" The human child yelled out.

CRASH!

"OH YEAH!!!"

Just then, a large man who looked like a living glass pitcher filled with red fruit flavored liquid with arms and legs crashed through the wall, leaving behind a large hole as chunks of wall and debris went flying all over the place. He had a giant smiling face that looked as if it were drawn on his round transparent body, and was holding a smaller pitcher in one hand that looked identical to himself filled with the same kind of liquid.

The "Kool-Aid Man" found himself in a bit of awkward silence as he saw the bizarre creatures before him... Well, this was odd: Normally he'd be summoned at a house party or the beach or something... Now attracted to the smell of the liquid from both the pitcher and his body, the fused monsters changed their attention to him instead of the human.

"OH NO!" The mascot exclaimed, then running away in the opposite direction as the monsters gave chase followed him out. Frisk just stood there, relieved. However, they weren't left completely alone:

"HEY! What the heck is this? You're not even supposed to be down here yet! You were supposed to make friends with everybody first! Are you TRYING to mess up my plans!?!" Yelled a certain familiar voice... Frisk turned their head to see Flowey the talking flower had just sprouted from under a floor tile. The angry little yellow flower continued to scold them.

"AND WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL THESE GUYS HANDING OUT DRINKS COMING FROM!?! Seriously, have you forgotten how this is supposed to work!?! HEY! DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!" The flower complained, but Frisk just went off their merry way, making their escape through the opening the Kool-Aid Man left behind.

Flowey just growled in frustration... Hopefully Frisk would eventually reset and undo all this nonsense...

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Maestro: This is part 2 of a 2 part Death Battle, if you haven't read part 1, you can read it here: You spilled Soda on my Spaghetti: The Fight Part 1
Maestro: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all! Doctor Moo: It's time for a refreshing can of Pepsi... AND A DEATH BATTLE!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Frisk had made it through the trials of the underground so far: From the ruins to the Snowdin forest, they made their way through monsters and solved all the puzzles laid out before them. The finally got some much needed rest in the calm peaceful town of Snowdin, but they couldn't stay for long since they already had to move on to the next area if they wished to get to the capital and get back t...

Doctor Moo: But if you're caught up, then let's conclude this Death Dattle!

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Papyrus stood across from Pepsiman, who's pepsi-logo colored heart shaped soul floated out before him. The mascot sported a fighting stance with fists raised like a boxer, while the skeleton stood proudly while still sported his sun glasses from before.

"I know what you are thinking... you are trembling in excitement of my very presence... You never in your wildest dreams believed that you'd ever cross paths with internet super star COOLSKELETON95, had you? But in reality, I hold far more secrets than you might believe that WILL send you into shock... This may be too much for you to take, but I, Cookskeleton95, am not what he seems..." The skeleton then removed his sun glasses, fully exposing his face.

"THAT IS RIGHT... I HAVE BEEN LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE... IN ACTUALITY, YOUR OPPONENT IS NONE OTHER THAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!"

Sans had poked his head out from behind a near by water cooler holding a trombone.

"SANS! MUST YOU PLAGUE MY DRAMATIC LIFE CHANGING REVEAL WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC? AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?!" Papyrus yelled as he frustratingly stomped his foot.

"Heh, sorry bro... going for real this time! Good luck!" He said, before pulled back behind said water cooler and seemingly vanishing. Pepsiman meanwhile was just... absolutely at loss with what was going on at this point, actually scratching his bald shiny head puzzled as to where the shorter skeleton even came from.

"Now where was I? Oh yes... Now, with out further delay... LET US FINALLY CONCLUDE OUR FATED DUEL" Papyrus called out, making a bunch of long white femurs of all sizes appear around him, ready to hurl them in Pepsiman's direction.

The bones all moved towards Pepsiman's direction: White and blue alike in different formations on after another, some of theme even constantly changing length making their timing more hazardous. Pepsiman maneuvered through them like before, avoiding the bones that came his way one after another with athletic mid air flips, hops to the side, and somersaults.

Unfortunately, he found himself getting hit by the blue bones again, turning his soul blue as he stumbled back. Shaking off the pain, he resumed darting towards his foe, avoiding more incoming bones as if he were racing through an obstacle course. He then leapt upward and came down on the skeleton, delivering a tomahawk chop to his head that left his skull shaking and rattled for a moment before the metallic mascot followed it up with a series of punches and kicks, sending the skeleton landing on his back.

Pepsiman then lept high into the air, ready to come down and body slam his downed opponent, but Papyrus rolled out of the way, summoning a white femur from the ground which Pepsiman unfortunately landed on top of, directly hitting his "soul" and doing further damage to it: Causing him both pain and fatigue.

Papyrus summoned another barrage of bones, making the soda powered super hero jump out of the way and avoid them again, this time pulling a surf board with the pepsi logo on it. He used it as a shield to block the projectiles before plowing through them to close the distance as the bones were repelled one after another.

However, it wasn't long before he realized it was cracking and being warn down rather quickly, and it wouldn't be long till broke. Thinking fast, he flung the surf board at Papyrus which curved as it spun around, coming around to hit him from the side like a boomerang.

CRACK!

Papyrus summoned another large femur before him, this time using it to block the large spinning incoming projectile, making the piece of licensed merchandise snap into two pieces upon impact.

"HA! NICE TRY, BUT THE SAME TRICK SHALL NOT WORK ON ME TWICE!" Papyrus said as he stood tall and proud with his cape blowing in the wind. With his guard down, Pepsiman did a spinning kick into the skeleton's head before unleashing another combo of kicks and punches. Finally, he changed up energy in his leg as his foot lightly glowed, before unleashing a full charged strike at his enemy.

At the last moment, Papyrus summoned another bone which successfully blocked Pepsiman's powered strike. With a flick of the wrist, the bone then flew into his chest, once more damaging his blue heart shaped soul and sending him stumbling back. Papyrus then leapt over his opponent, kicking his feet in a scuttle jump before landing on the other side as Pepsiman grabbed and held his chest... what was this pain he was feeling?

The mascot then pulled out a can of Pepsi Cola from seemingly nowhere, popping it open and guzzling down it's fresh fizzy contents in hopes that it could heal him. While he felt a tinge of energy from the caffeine, he couldn't tell if the soda product was working to heal his damage or not: He was still in pain, and his "soul" was still damaged. Could it be that, while the soda could heal his body, it couldn't heal his spirit?

There was no time to think: Papyrus unleashed another flurry of bones which traveled along the ground, which the metallic mascot carefully rolled out of the way of before getting back on his feet. As the skeleton readied his next assault of bones, Pepsiman tried his best to think of his next move... Maybe if Pepsi Cola couldn't help him one way, perhaps it could still help him another way!

He then held out his hand, opened his mouth, and used his powers to cut to stock footage of soda again before cutting back to the fight itself. With his actions, he had made a can of Pepsi Cola appear within the grip of his opponent! If he couldn't use the soda to heal himself, maybe he could use it to pacify his enemy! After all, he did use to pacify monsters before, so this was a sure fire way to end this fight!

Papyrus was shocked to see he was now holding an ice cold soft drink can in his hand, not sure where he even got it from. But instead of drinking it, the skeleton merely rejected it!

"NO! I SHALL NOT DRINK THIS FOUL CONCOCTION! I saw how you used it to trick the human into following you, and I saw how sick it made Undyne! THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN POISON MEANT TO ROT ONE'S MIND AND BODY!" Papyrus exclaimed, chucking the can right back at Pepsiman which landed smack in the middle of his face. (Or lack thereof)

*Music Stop*

The soda powered super hero rubbed his forehead: confused, hurt, and even angered by the statement as he looked back at the skeleton... This made no sense: EVERYONE loved Pepsi Cola! Just what kind of person would not only reject such a beloved beverage, but even dare say that it wasn't good for you?

Wait, it all made sense now... the way this skeleton was trying to keep him from his Pepsi deliveries, the way this skeleton was so disrespectful of the Pepsi brand... the way this skeleton wore a lot of RED on his outfit... Pepsiman couldn't believe he didn't see it sooner!

THIS SKELETON WAS AN AGENT FOR COCA-COLA!

Oh these poor miserable souls... This skeleton was probrably the reason why there was no Pepsi commercially available down here! No wonder the inhabitants of this underground wasteland were so hostile. Well, they shouldn't fret any longer: Their savior Pepsiman had arrived, and nothing would stop him from getting them their quality brand name soda products and officially licensed merchandise! But before he could do so, he had one obstacle to over come.

With that, Pepsiman picked up the discarded soda, drank it's contents, and then crushed the can in his grip before throwing it to the side. Pepsiman changed his stance with newfound resolve and energy as he stood strong with a new fire burning deep inside: He would not allow Pepsi's rival company to sabotage his mission or besmirch the brand! It was time to stop holding back and fight seriously!

The soda powered super hero raced towards his undead enemy, who leapt back to play keep away while summoning another barrage of bones of that flew towards his opponent from in front and even in back of him. Pepsiman dodged each and every one of them with out losing momentum as he sprinted at top speed like an Olympic athlete.

He then slid underneath the last set of bones coming from above his head with his legs extended, knocking them into Papyrus for a kick attack. The skeleton flinched, as Pepsiman followed up his attack with an upper cut to his jaw and began unleashing another furious combo, giving him a flurry of spinning kicks and making him stumble back with each hit as he followed it up with another.

Papyrus in a desperate attempt, tried to summon another long femur for protection. Instead of attacking, Pepsiman simply jumped back and then side stepped once the bone was launched towards him. The spaghetti making skeleton readied a few more bones and threw them his towards his target, but he quickly closed the distance while evading, beating on the skeleton before his attack was even finished!

"HEY! NOT FAIR! It's not your turn ye-" Before the skeleton could finish, he was met with a punch to his skinless skull followed by another, and another, and another. The mascot then grabbed Papyrus and performed an "Irish Whip", sending him stumbling face first into the wall of bones he himself created earlier to seal off Pepsiman's escape. Now backed against said wall, Pepsiman continued his assault, wailing on Papyrus before knocking the skeleton up into the air with his last strike!

As Papyrus descended back down, Pepsiman wound his fist back as it charged with power, giving it a light glow as Papyrus fell into range. Before the skeleton could hit the ground, the metallic mascot delivered a punch so powerful that he sent the skeletal mascot flying back with enough force to DESTROY the wall of bones itself! The rest of the bones disappeared, no longer bounding either fighter to this area.

"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Papyrus screamed, as he continued flying before he finally slammed against the wall of the "lab" building. He slid off of it back onto the ground, but he was far from done!

Papyrus got back up, holding his head before shaking off the damage before seeing his opponent charging at him at full speed like an enraged beast! The skeleton formed several bones around himself, ready to counter and intercept his adversary's attack!

*Music Stop*

Meanwhile, inside of the lab itself:

The king's royal scientist "Alphys" anxiously paced back and fourth next to her eccentric square wheeled robotic creation: Mettaton. The yellow short reptilian monster girl just was in a panic, hyperventilating and unable to stand still.

"Oh my god! T-This is bad! This is r-really really bad!" Alphys went on. It seemed that when Frisk entered her laboratory, rather than take the time to let Alphys introduce herself, they knocked her over and ran into her 'bathroom'. However, that 'bathroom' was not bathroom, but an elevator that lead deep below into her 'true' underground laboratory deep beneath where they stood. The 'True' lab contained all of her secrets and failures that she never wanted anyone to find out about, but it looked like this human was already on their way down.

Due to the tether of the elevator breaking down, there was no way to pursue the human: Not only to stop them from seeing the truth, but to save them from the dangers that roamed beneath.

"WELL ONE THING'S FOR SURE, DARLING... THEY'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A BATHROOM ANYMORE! WITH ALL THE CREEPY THINGS DOWN THERE, I'M SURE THEY'VE ALREADY WET THEMSELVES BY NOW!" Mettaton commented.

"Oh, this is a d-d-disaster!" She exclaimed, digging her clawed hands into the sides of her scaly head.

"I'LL SAY! NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY GUESTS FOR MY QUIZ SHOW! AND AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK WE PUT INTO SETTING EVERYTHING UP... OH, MY BEAUTIFUL FANS WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED IF I HAD TO RESORT TO SHOWING A RE-RUN!" Mettaton lamented.

"Y-Your show is the last thing I'm worried about! I-If the human gets out and tells everyone w-what they saw, no one out there would EVER f-forgive me! Heck, I don't even forgive me!" Alphys continued to panic.

CRASH!
The door to her labratory broke off it's hinges taking both her and Metton by surprise as Papyrus went flying past both of them.

Pepsiman stepped in, but now he looked... different... he was wearing what appeared to be... a yellow ski mask over his face?

"OH MY! WHO IS THIS GORGEOUS SPECIMEN? IS THIS ANOTHER HUMAN?" Mettaton asked.

"NOOOO!!!!" Pepsiman exclaimed, shaking his head and waving his hand to dismiss his claims.

"I-It doesn't look like one... W-Wait... I recognize you... you're the one who was helping the human out earlier, right? I-I even think I remember your theme song... Pepsiman, right?"

"NOOOO!!!!" Pepsiman repeated while doing the same gesture.

"W-What? B-But it's just you wearing a-a yellow mask over your head! I-I don't have time for this! W-What do you want anyway? C-Can't you see we're dealing with a major crisis here!?! H-Haven't you done enough damage!?! B-BRINGING YOUR FIGHT HERE IS THE LAST THING I NEED!" The royal scientist yelled, becoming more stressed.

'Pepsiman' raised his arm towards her, imitating the sound of cola being poured and cutting to stock footage abruptly before cutting back to Dr. Alphys, who was now holding a can of Pepsi Cola... with lemon twist! Being the avid soda addict she was combined with her current stress levels, she popped the can open with out asking any questions. Her hands shook violently, spilling a bit of her beverage on the floor before she gulped it down.

Upon ingesting it, she found herself... pacified. She found herself calming down almost immediately and feeling refreshed.

"Aaaahhhhh... that's what I needed... Seeing you run around giving out soda really made me thirsty..." She said. Mettaton was actually quite impressed that a simple beverage like this could make her calm down!

"HMMMMMMM... A STRONG SLEEK SHINY EXTERIOR, HAS A PRODUCT TO PROMOTE, HAS A CATCHY THEME SONG, AND HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE? SAY DARLING, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A GUEST SPOT ON MY SHOW TODAY? I HAVE AN OPENING, AND THE CAMERAS ARE ALREADY ROLLING!" Mettaton offered. Wait, being on TV? That would be a great way to promote Pepsi cola down here in the underground! Maybe they could strike a deal!

Meanwhile, Papyrus rose up from the floor, cracking his bones back into place after the last attack. He shook his head to regain his composure, before realizing that right before him, his favorite TV personality Mettaton was present!

"OH MY GOD, Is that Mettaton!?!" Papyrus exclaimed as he rushed up to his rectangular idol and fawning over them while introducing himself formally.

However, he seemed to be getting ignored. Mettaton was too busy talking to a familiar looking shiny individual... Papyrus inspected this 'stranger'. He looked suspiciously just like the one he had been fighting this entire time, sans the yellow ski mask that completely covered his face... and the canned beverage Alphys was drinking looked suspiciously familiar too... almost like... the same beverage Undyne drank!

"DR. ALPHYS! NO! Put that down!" Papyrus yelled as he slapped the can of soda out of her hand! This caught the attention of both Pepsiman and Mettaton.

"Um... I already finished it..." She said, awkwardly. Papyrus inspected the can and smelled the left over residue.

"AH! Just as I suspected! It is the same beverage that poisoned Undyne! Only now, IT SMELLS LIKE LEMONS! WHICH PIRAHNAS DO NOT LIKE!"

"Wait... POISONED? D-DID I JUST DRINK POISON!?! A-AM I GONNA DIE!?!" Alphys was back to panicking.

"NOOOO!!!" Pepsiman yelled, trying to calm her down... but it was too late now!

"SO SCANDALOUS! IS WHAT THIS SKELETON IS SAYING TRUE? HAVE YOU BEEN DISTRIBUTING POISON?" Mettaton asked.

"NOOO!!!" Pepsiman responded, now putting his hands on the sides of his head.

"This can only mean ONE THING... THIS MASKED MAN... IS ACTUALLY... some how related to the metal man I was fighting right before this very moment! ISN'T THAT RIGHT!?!" Papyrus exclaimed, then pointing accusingly at the masked mascot.

"NOOOO!!!!"

"SUCH CONVICTION! SUCH DRAMA! SUCH TWISTS! ARE WE STILL ROLLING, DARLINGS? PERFECT!" Mettaton said, as the camera's focused their attention on Papyrus as well as the now frustrated and frantic Pepsiman. Noticing this, Papyrus struck a pose for the camera before he continued. Alphys just continued to spaz out in the background, believing that she had in fact ingested poison.

"NYEH HEH HEH HEH! That is right! I have found you out! Now, you have no choice! Tell me the location of where your partner in crime has gone to and I shall grant you Mercy!" Papyrus said as he struck another pose, this time his cape flowing in the wind thanks to a fan blowing in his direction, making him look all the more heroic.

"NOOOO!!!!!" Pepsiman continued to yell... He couldn't believe it... there was no way some one could be this stupid! Not only that, but this skeleton had just told everyone watching that Pepsi Cola was poisonous! He really DID work for Coca Cola! Dr. Alphys meanwhile finally collapsed from stress in the background, but no one else seemed to notice.

"WELL, LOOKS LIKE I FOUND ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST! TELL US HANDSOME, WHO ARE YOU?" Mettaton asked as he held the microphone to Papyrus's face. Upon seeing his idol wanting to talk to him, the skeleton's eyes lit up as he put his hands on his bony cheeks which got rosy red.

"A-Are you really talking to me? Am I really on your show? A-and did you just call me handsome!?! Wowie! I-I'm not sure what to say! Mettaton, I've wanted to meet you for such a long time! It's me, your biggest fan! The great Papyr-" Before the swooning skeleton could finish, he was met with a strong jab to his jaw that knocked him back!

The masked Pepsiman had just assaulted Papyrus on live television! CUE THE AUDIENCE GASPING!

*Music Stop*

"How dare you try to get between me and finally meeting my favorite sexy rectangle!?! THAT'S IT! The other metal man may have successfully albeit cowardly flee'd from out fight, But you on the other hand won't be so lucky!" Papyrus threatened.

"DID YOU SEE THAT? IT LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO ARE ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN A GOOD OLD FASHIONED FIGHT TO THE FINISH! OH HOW DELICIOUS! WELL MY BEAUTIES, YOU KNOW THE RULES! IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE LEFT STANDING! WITH THE HUMAN MISSING, I'M GONNA NEED SOME CARNAGE AND VIOLENCE ON MY SHOW, SO STAY ON YOUR TOES AND DON'T PULL ANY PUNCHES!" Mettaton said, as several camera surrounded the two competitors from different angles.

Papyrus and Pepsiman starred each other down, now with more ambition to defeat each other than ever before! Pepsiman had to redeem the image of the Pepsi brand, while Papyrus planned to win the affections of Mettaton and become famous! Now that they knew people were watching, they couldn't afford to fail!

"FIGHT!!!" Mettaton exclaimed, and the two enemies ran into each other, ready to continue throwing down!

Making more bones form around him, Papyrus launched them at the incoming Pepsiman, but the metallic mascot rolled out of the way and gave a haymaker straight into the skeleton's face, making him stumble back. The bones themselves continued fly, smashing the screen of Undyne's computer and narrowly bypassing both Mettaton and the unconscious scientist. Papyrus shook it off and changed his stance, actually putting his fists up this time!

"You're not bad! Almost as good as my previous opponent! But I warn you, I've had combat training from the captain of the royal guard herself! Undyne, if you're watching, I'm going to put everything you taught me to the test! Just watch! I'll prove I have what it takes! I'll do you proud!" Papyrus said to the camera before lunging at his opponent.

Papyrus went in with a series of punches, but Pepsiman either blocked or weaved out of the way of the skeleton's strikes. He then grabbed the skeleton's head, forcing it down as he proceeded to knee him several times in the skull before unleashing a fully charged strike to top it off. Papyrus stumbled back as the damage to his body was becoming more apparent: His bones were starting to get chipped and slightly cracked, but he refused to go down!

"HA! Not bad, but I am barely phased by your relentless attacks! After wrestling with Undyne, I can handle anything! This is NOTHING!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"STILL STANDING AFTER SUCH AN ASSAULT... SO ADMIRABLE! THE AUDIENCE LOVES IT! AND IT LOOKS LIKE OUR BONEY BOY ISN'T DONE JUST YET! IN FACT IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE!" Mettaton commented.

"You bet I do!" Papyrus said, before noticing Pepsiman was rushing him down again. Papyrus reached behind and pulled out not a bone, but a plate of spaghetti! He then threw it straight into his opponent's masked face, blinding him! Pepsiman stumbled around and swung blindly as the plate and pasta obstructed his vision, before he felt a bony pair of arms wrap around his torso.

SLAM!

Before he could react, Pepsiman found himself being lifted backwards: caught in a German suplex as he was slammed head first into the ground. The force was so great his head was actually driven through the floor itself! Pepsiman was now stuck upside down,with his head stuck buried in the floor beneath as he helplessly kicked his legs!

"HA! Bet you didn't see that one coming! Look Undyne! I did it! I've used both the culinary arts you personally taught me and the wrestling moves you've demonstrated! See? I've learned!" Papyrus said as he talked to the camera.

"THAT WAS QUITE THE MANEUVER! AND TRAINED BY THE CAPTAIN HERSELF YOU SAY? MY MY, WE HAVE A REAL GO-GETTER HERE TODAY, FOLKS! DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE SHINY STUD STILL ISN'T DOWN YET!" Mettaton commented.

POP!

Pepsiman finally pulled his head out of the hole, his vision finally clear! Only one problem: His mask was missing! His face was exposed!

"WHAT? It was you all along? NO WAY! Well, your disguise was clever enough to fool even me, but... The great Papyrus will NOT fall for your deception again!" Papyrus said, making another set of white and blue bones surround him. This wasn't good: There wasn't much room to maneuver in this laboratory!

Pepsiman decided to make a bolt for the door on the opposite end of the lab with the bones behind launched in his direction pursuing him. The Soda themed super hero then busted down the door with a powerful shoulder tackle, escaping from the attack and now outside of the lab and back outside in the humid Hotlands. Papyrus followed him out, with Mettaton and his cameras following.

"LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TAKING THINGS OUTSIDE. DON'T BLINK, DARLINGS! THE ACTION IS ONLY HEATING UP!" Mettaton said to the camera before following them outside. Upon exiting the lab, Papyrus found himself surrounded by more cameras. Feeling giddy and flattered, the spaghetti making skeleton couldn't help but gush over the fact that people were watching at home.

"Oh, this is so exciting! I can't believe people are really watching all of this! I feel popular already! -AHEM- Fret not, my dear fans! After I, the great Papyrus defeats this foe, you may all line up to bathe me in your praise and shower me in your kisses!" Papyrus said to one of the cameras.

However, Pepsiman grabbed the camera away from the skeleton, pulled out a can of Pepsi, and pointed at it trying to encourage the viewers to give it another chance! He began drinking the contents to prove that it wasn't poison, as the camera's zoomed in on the glistening liquid being poured into his mouth, that is until Papyrus pulled the camera back to himself.

"Hey! Mettaton was focusing on me! This is MY time to shine! No one cares about your fizzy drinks!" Papyrus scolded. However, Pepsiman pulled the camera back to himself and struck a pose, flexing his muscles while holding a can of Pepsi as he looked over to Mettaton, trying to show off to the robot to gain both his and the viewers attention.

Papyrus and Pepsiman began fighting over the camera, trying to push each other back and slapping each other away with the two fighters throwing a hissy fit, competing for the spot light and Mettaton's attention.

"BOYS, PLEASE! DON'T FIGHT OVER ME! THERE'S PLENTY OF METTATON TO GO AROUND! BESIDES, JUST REMEMBER WHO'S THE REAL STAR OF THE SHOW! TRY AS YOU MIGHT, YOU'LL NEVER BE A SHOW STOPPER MY LIKE ME!" Mettaton exclaimed, before all the cameras pointed him him as glitter and confetti rained down from above him with the words "APPLAUSE" appearing overhead.

"O-Of course, Mettaton! As great as I am, I wouldn't dream of stealing your spot light!" Papyrus said, breaking off into a bit of a cold sweat. "In fact... This next attack is in honor of you! Behold!" He continued, then raising his hand as he surrounded himself with more white and blue bones. Papyrus struck a dramatic pose as he held his hand forward as he made them fly towards his opponent. This time, among the flurry of bones were a set that formed the words "I LOVE METTATON!".

Knowing he was live on TV, Pepsiman decided to step up his game as well. He pulled out a red skate board with the company logo on it, hopped on top of it, skating away from the incoming bones. As he skated around the area avoiding all of the hazardous projectiles, he performed various tricks and flips as he did so, even grinding on one of the bones as if he was grinding down a rail in a grand display of professional skateboarding.

He dodged every attack with ease, even doing sick poses while in mid air, holding his board with one hand and holding onto a Pepsi can with the other, showing off both his sick moves and his sweet product. People were now tuning in left and right, wanting to see more of this strange yet cool shiny being and his beverage, while Papyrus himself watched with his eyes wide open and his jaw dropping.

"WOW, LOOK AT THESE RATINGS! DRAMA, ACTION, AND NOW EXTREME SPORTS? WHO KNEW OUR GUESTS WERE SO TALENTED! ESPECIALLY THE SHINY ONE!" Mettaton said, clapping for the metallic mascot.

"Wowie! Those tricks! They're so cool! No... get ahold of yourself, Papyrus! You KNOW you can do better! If skate boards is what the they want, it's what they'll get!" Papyrus once more summon fourth large bones, this time they were large femurs that stood up on skateboards and wore sun glasses.

The bones on boards then rolled towards Pepsiman himself, who swerved out of the way of each of them before finally kick flipping above a row of three with a strong kick flip that made him go air borne! Determined not to be upstaged, Papyrus kicked one of the bones off the skateboard and hopped on, now once again donning his sun glasses as he also began skate boarding as well.

"Nice moves, soda-man! But now you shall witness a real pro such as I, popular internet celebrity Coolskeleton95, perform some bone-chilling moves! NYEH HEH HEH HE-"

Before Papyrus could perform any tricks, Pepsiman rolled by with his arm stretched out, smashing it into the skeleton's chin and knocking him off his skate board. Then, turning around, Pepsiman made his way back towards his fallen foe before leaping off his skateboard into the air! Before Papyrus had a chance respond, he found himself receiving a harsh body slam from his opponent that was so intense, it made Papyrus sink into the ground and form a small crater around his body.

Finally, Pepsiman grabbed the skeleton by the ankles and began spinning him around, performing a "giant swing". Papyrus found himself getting dizzy and disoriented before his opponent finally let go, sending the skeleton flying across the battlefield before he went off the a ledge, which lead to the scorching hot lava below!

*Music Stop*

It looked like Papyrus had met his end... Even he would not be able to survive taking a dip in the lava that flowed through out the hotlands! Mettaton and audiences across the underground gasped in shock.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... IT LOOKS LIKE OUR DARLING PAPYRUS HAS BEEN THROWN INTO THE RED HOT MAGMA BELOW! OH, HOW TRAGIC! REST IN PEACE, SWEET BONY PRINCE..." Mettaton lamented. Pepsiman breathed heavily... Wiping the sweat from his brow from both the heat of Hotlands and the intense battle, the soda based super hero picked up another can of soda and began guzzling it down.

"NYEH! I'm not finished yet!" A familiar voice exclaimed, causing Pepsiman to do a spit take as he spewed soda all over the ground... he couldn't believe it, he was still alive!

The camera's went towards the edge of the cliff and pointed downwards... Papyrus had avoided certain death by conjuring up more bones, this time making them form into a make shift ladder that he grabbed onto. Papyrus climbed back up, and once he was safe he scuttle jumped back into the middle of the battle field, wiping the sweat from his brow.

"WOWIE! That was a close one! To be honest, I was a little afraid... I mean- The great Papyrus fears nothing! It's going to take a lot more than that to do me in! Accept your fate, Soda Man! I've already won!" Papyrus went on. Not being the type to show weakness, Papyrus struck a triumphant pose, making all the viewers at home cheer as the spot light then shined upon him. Even Mettaton was clapping for him, which made the skeleton blush.

Despite Papyrus's fighting spirits still being up, it seemed his body wasn't doing too well... at this point, the cracks on his skeleton body were only getting larger and he started to look more brittle than before. He was getting tired: He wasn't sure how much longer he would last at this point, especially with his HP having fallen so dangerously low and only having enough magic left for just one more attack. Now, it was all or nothing!

"Alright... I admit... you are certainly a worthy adversary... but for the sake of Undyne, the people at home watching, and even my own brother... I, the great Papyrus, shall finally show you my true power! BEHOLD! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" Papyrus exclaimed, making Pepsiman tense up in anticipation. Papyrus stepped aside, revealing... a white fluffy dog who was in the middle of gnawing on a rather large bone like a mere chew toy. This of course let the soda powdered super hero, as well as everyone else watching at home completely baffled.

"HOW ADORABLE! NOW WHO'S THIS LITTLE SCAMP? IS HE YOURS, HANDSOME?" Mettaton asked. Papyrus blinked as he then looked over to the dog, now just as baffled himself.

"What the heck? Oh, not again! Hey! You stupid dog! Do you hear me!?! Stop munching on that bone!" Papyrus yelled, scalding the canine as it began to slowly back away while dragging the bone.

"Hey!! What are you doing? Come back here with my special attack! How dare you embarrass me on live tv in front of Mettaton!?!" Papyrus yelled out, about to chase the dog, but all he could do was pant in exhaustion as the dog left his field of vision, carrying away the large bone that Papyrus was going to use to end this fight.

Pepsiman took a small sigh of relief... If that was all he had left, then Pepsiman had nothing left to worry about.

"Oh great... I guess I have no choice but to use an absolutely regular attack instead... I mean, I shall use my famous REALLY COOL attack!" He said out loud, not wanting to to disappoint any of the Mettaton or the audience. Pepsiman's relaxed body then stiffened up, now alarmed as he braced himself yet again. Looks like his opponent wasn't done after all!

"B-Behold, my anything BUT absolutely regular attack!" Papyrus nervously exclaimed.

Just then, a series of white bones of all shapes and sizes appear from all around Pepsiman: From above and below, from short to long, to side to side, and even front to back! Not even having time to grab his skateboard, the mascot frantically did his best to hop to the sides and jump over some of the bones protruding from the ground as they only barely hit him between the legs as he ran around in circles in a panic trying his best not to get hit.

Despite not being his special attack, this was definitely a the most hazardous of all his attacks with little to no room for error! Once the barrage of bones finally died down, he decided to dash towards his opponent, only to realize that the attack wasn't over just yet!

Coming his way was the annoying dog from earlier: Bolting in his direction while still carrying the "Special attack" bone in it's mouth. Pepsiman leapt over the dog, only to be met with more bones: This time they were put together to form giant letters that spelled the phrase "COOL DUDE" which Pepsiman steered out of the way to avoid. Such a display further impressed Mettaton, who once more clapped in the background.

Up next was another bone on a skateboard with sun glasses coming his way, which Pepsiman merely steered out of his way to avoid. However, he stopped in his tracks only to see... the largest barrage of bones he had seen yet! It was like an entire stampede of femurs in a large crowd all moving towards him with nowhere for him to run! It was too much for him to leap over, and there was no openings to navigate through!

His blue soul would not survive such an assault!

However, Pepsiman refused to back down: He couldn't let anything stop him from delivering his soda or defending the Pepsi brand! In a bold move, he began running towards the giant hoard of bones, leaping as high as he could into the air before inevitably plummeting back down onto the bones... this looked like this was the end!

However, Pepsiman pulled out something from behind his back: It was a wide silver flat board made of metal, which the hero then put underneath his feet and rode on his way down. Upon landing on the bones... his board simply floated above them!

This was no ordinary board... this was his very own hover board!

Pepsiman surfed over the stampede of bones as if it were nothing, bypassing all of them and avoiding certain doom as he continued gliding towards his opponent, further closing the gap between them as he held his arms out like a stylish surfer.

"What? No! That's impossible! It's actually kind of cool... But still impossible!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"WHY, THIS IS AMAZING! IT LOOKS LIKE OUR HERO HAS PULLED OUT A STYLISH HOVER BOARD AND IS SURFING A TSUNAMI OF BONES! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE!"

"What? But... I'm supposed to be the hero! ME! THE GREAT PAPYRUS! Nyeh! Well, my attack isn't done yet!" Papyrus ranted.

He was right: At the very end of the barrage of bones was the biggest bone yet: This one was the size of a house, and completely unavoidable! At this rate, the soda themed super hero was gonna crash! He braced himself for collision as the towering bone grew closer and closer!

"OH MY, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR HOVERING HERO IS ABOUT TO MEET HIS END! HOW EVER WILL HE GET OUT OF THIS ONE? DON'T BLINK, MY BEAUTIES! YOU WON'T WANNA MISS THIS!"

The metallic mascot then leapt as high as he could, taking off into the air as best his legs could take him in a last minute effort to try to jump over the colossal bone! He leapt like he never leapt before, almost as if he were performing a moon jump as he left his hover board behind and ascended to heights he had never before achieved! Everyone witnessing this watched in pure awe, as everything went in slow motion for a brief moment.

*Music Stop*

Unfortunately... it wasn't enough: He found himself plummeting back down into the bone, having not ascended enough to bypass it. At the last moment, Pepsiman put crossed his arms in front of his chest to brace himself as he found himself falling through the bone!

THWUMP!
He phased through it, while the bone itself damaged his blue soul leaving it momentarily blinking as Pepsiman winced from the pain. He continued to plummet back down onto the ground, but in a last minute effort he managed to do a flip and land on one knee, sticking the landing like a gymnast. Despite the damage to soul which felt like it was starting to crumble like glass, he wasn't done yet.

Mettaton applauded him, as the soda powered super hero rose back up and started dashing towards Papyrus. At this point, the skeleton was too weak and weary from both the damage he sustained as well as exhuasting all of his magic attacks, he had almost nothing left! This was it! Papyrus was finished!

"N-NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" He exclaimed, putting his gloved hands in front of his head as he flinched.

Pepsiman sprinted towards him, charging his fist with energy for one final attack to finish him off once and for all, until suddenly:

THUD!
Pepsiman found himself abruptly landing face first in the ground. He had tripped over a small left over bone from the previous attack, which in turn also further damaged his already fractured soul. Pepsiman had face planted, and he didn't appear to be moving.

Papyrus remained in his flinched pose before he realized nothing happened. He finally opened his eyes only to see his opponent had face planted on the ground and didn't appear to be moving. The match was over... AND PAPYRUS HAD WON!

"I... I can't believe it... I... I did it... I DID IT!!!" Papyrus squeed with delight.

"WELL YOU SAW IT HERE, MY LOVELY VIEWERS! LOOKS LIKE PAPYRUS SHOWED US THAT BONES BEFORE BRAWN IS THE KEY TO VICTORY! CONGRATULATIONS, DARLING! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?" Mettaton asked as he held the microphone to Papyrus's face.

"Well Mettaton, I shall start my newfound life of popularity by letting all my fans line up for my autograph followed by reading all my fan mail! Then, I shall invite all of them to be present as I finally graduated to member of the royal guard! But first... c-can you sign this?" Papyrus asked, pulling out a golden bone from out of nowhere.

"WELL, I ACTUALLY MEANT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT... YOU BEST LOOK BEHIND YOU!" Mettaton pointed out. Papyrus did as he was told, and turned around... only to see that Pepsiman had gotten back up!

Pepsiman was woozy and stumbling around, but he managed to lift himself up on his two feet as he stood tall before Papyrus again... Like Papyrus, his health was also critically low. His soul was still blue, was riddled with cracks, and looked like it was about to shatter any second now...

"Well... -HUFF- I'm can't say I expected you to get up after that. -HUFF- But it's clear that you still can't defeat me!" Papyrus said, exhausted himself from both the damage he suffered and the abundance of magic bones he had tossed, especially with his last attack.

"I can -HUFF- see that you're barely able to stand... At this point, you -HUFF- are completely weak and defenseless!" Papyrus went on, as Pepsiman lifted his fists in a stance similar to that of a boxer... he may have been barely clinging to life, but he still had tons of fight left in him!

"Therefor, I -HUFF- the great Papyrus, elect to grant you pity! Therefor I -HUFF- shall spare you! Now's your chance to accept my mercy before -HUFF- I change my mind!" Papyrus continued. Pepsiman's soul changed from blue back to it's rightful colors of red, white, and blue: mirroring the official Pepsi logo embedded on his chest.

Wait, Mercy? No, it had to be a trick... after all, Coca Cola had been known in the past to do some under handed and deceitful marketing tactics for the sake of their products, and this could only be another one!

With that, Pepsiman stumbled up to his enemy before grabbing him by the scruff of his red scarf. He lifted him off the ground and dangled him in the air with one hand while his other formed into a fist; charging with power to unleash the final blow and finally bust open Papyrus's skull!

"W-What? But why? I -HUFF- gave you mercy and this is how you repay me? Fine then -HUFF- do your worst! I, the great Papyrus will -HUFF- not meet my end like shivering coward!" The skeleton proclaimed, despite the tone of fear he had in his voice and his bones slightly shaking. He put his arms in front of his face and closed his eyes, bracing himself.

"OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE OUR POOR PAPYRUS'S FATE IS IN THE HANDS OF THIS SHINY FACELESS METAL MAN! WHAT WILL HE DO NOW? ARE WE ABOUT TO WITNESS A LIVE EXECUTION ON SCREEN? OH I CAN BARELY WATCH!" Meanwhile, Dr. Alphys finally woke up... seeing the trail of destruction in her lab, she followed it outside, only to see Pepsiman about to finish the now beaten weary Papyrus.

"P-PAPYRUS!" She called from the side lines. All she could do was watch in horror, too scared to interfere.

Pepsiman looked around, thinking for a moment about what was going on: People were watching him on tv right now, where his actions represented not only himself, but the entirety of the Pepsi Corporation... On one hand, obliterating this thorn in his side would not only make his job a lot easier, but even send a message to the Coca Cola company not to stand in his way...

On the other hand, attacking some one who just granted him 'mercy' who was already beaten and defenseless and straight up murdering them on camera in front of who knows how many viewers (including children and families alike) would not only harm his own image, but even Pepsi Cola itself! Would anyone really want to buy a soda that they thought was endorsed by a heartless cold blooded killer? Even if he WAS executing a member of a rival company, this wouldn't do!

"G-Go on! Do your worst!" The dangling skeleton said, still flinching and trying to hide his fear.

Pepsiman finally lowered his fist... was he sparing the skeleton? ... No... he had something else mind for him! Pepsiman decided to drag Papyrus off screen out of view of Mettaton's cameras... if this skeleton was really was an agent of Coca Cola, then what he was about to do to him was a fate worse than death!

"W-Wait! W-What are you doing? Stop! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Papyrus yelled out, as Alphys clasped her hands over her eyes, unable to bring herself to watch Papyrus's cruel fate!

"Oh my... Paprysus... he's.... he's... FABULOUS!!!" Mettaton exclaimed. Upon hearing this, Alphys uncovered her eyes, and saw something she didn't expect to see.

*Music Stop*

When the cameras finally locked onto Pepsiman again, there was Papyrus, still standing! However, he looked different: He was now fitted with a baseball cap, a new shirt, a blue jacket, a sports watch, and sneakers: All of which had the pepsi logo embedded on them! He was even sporting a Pepsi duffel bag filled with more Pepsi themed swag.

Pepsiman had pimped out Papyrus with Pepsi themed merchandise!

"W-WHAT? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? MY SUPER COOL BATTLE BODY! IT'S RUINED!" Papyrus yelled as he then began stomping on the ground in frustration.

Pepsiman meanwhile looked at the cameras and held up his hand, taking control of them for just a moment. Across the underground, images and stock footage of pepsi cola played on their screens, showing close ups of the cold fizzly bubbly looking soft drink before cutting back to him, showing off a can of Pepsi directly to the audience. He then popped open the can and guzzled it's contents on camera, giving his body a quick pick-me-up as his soul sunk back into his body, safe and sound.

He could sense them: All the thirsty inhabitants of the underground who were curious to try his beverage they had never seen before... Not wanting to leave anyone disappointed, Pepsiman immediately ran off, ready to spread the joy of Pepsi cola to all the monsters!

"WAIT! COME BACK, DARLING! WE NEVER FINISHED WORKING OUT OUR DEAL! OH WELL... I'M SURE HE'LL BE BACK ONCE HIS PRODUCT REALLY CATCHES ON!" Mettaton said. Since there was still air time left, and he didn't want it going to waste. Alphys herself sighed in relief, happy that no one had to die.

"Beaten into an inch of my life and humiliated in Hotlands... NYEH! This is the worst day of my life!" Papyrus complained, pouting.

"HEY THERE, PAPY... SINCE WE GOT A FEW MINUTES LEFT TO KILL, HOW ABOUT AN EXCLUSIVE ONE ON ONE INTERVIEW? YOU CAN TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR EPIC BATTLE WITH PEPSIMAN HIMSELF!"

"Wait... you mean... YOU WANT TO INTERVIEW ME!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! METTATON, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF AN HONOR THIS IS! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! -AHEM-... Yes, my battle with the one and only 'Pepsiman'... I shall tell you the tale of how it all lead up to this! You see, it all started when I first confronted the human right outside of Snowdin... wait... OH MY GOD... I forgot about the human!!!" Papyrus realized.

"W-what? Oh no! You're right! I-I knew we forgot about something! Oh, what do we do? W-WHAT DO WE DO?" Alphys panicked. With both Papyrus and Alphys going nuts over the disappearance of Frisk, Mettaton figured that maybe now it was time to cut to a commercial break...

"OH DEAR... WELL MY BEAUTIES, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES!" Mettaton said, before cutting to a commercial for the MTT- Brand Burger Emporium...

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Doctor Moo: You know, I'm sure people are annoyed that once again another one of our fights didn't end with death, but I'm just relieved that Papyrus is alright... even if he did lose in the end.

Maestro: Papyrus may have been defeated, but he certainly put up quite a fight: Heck, this fight was actually surprisingly close! On the surface, Papyrus and Pepsiman are kind of clumsy goof balls, but they're both much more capable than they appear making the fight surprisingly even.

Doctor Moo: Papyrus's bones not only gave him the range advantage, but even control of the battlefield itself since he could make tons of bones in various shapes and sizes to attack his opponent from multiple angles and directions at the same time! Heck, he could even use them to block incoming attacks, adding additional usefulness.

Maestro: Pepsiman was at a disadvantage himself due to lack of any ranged attack options or real weapons. Add to the fact that Papyrus's bones can directly strike souls opposed to ones physical being, meaning Pepsiman's toon force-esq durability was obsolete. Heck, it's uncertain that even drinking Pepsi to heal himself would even work in this fight considering it was unknown if they'd heal damage to his soul or not.

Doctor Moo: In Undertale, Frisk the human is able to recover from damage dealt to their souls by consuming food from the underground that's made with magic. Pepsiman's cans of Pepsi cola is not only conjured from out of nowhere, but it contains the ability to heal, pacify, and can some how also be consumed by ghosts... Even if you argue that it's not magic and is just weird messed up science, spoiler warning for anyone who's yet to play Undertale: The residents of the underground aren't strangers to that kind of stuff either...

"W-What are you looking at ME for?"

Maestro: So while we are certain that Pepsi can heal Pepsiman's physical injuries, we're not certain if it would be able to heal damage dealt to his soul since we're not entirely sure how the Pepsi he creates actually WORKS... So with Pepsiman vulnerable to his soul being destroyed and unable recover from damage, just how did he end up coming out on top?

Doctor Moo: Well for starters, Pepsiman has a LOT more stamina than Papyrus. After Papyrus has fought long enough and exhausted every single attack, he'll actually start to sweat and get tired out (Weird considering he's a skeleton, but what ever), which is part of the reason he lets Frisk go after his final attack.

Maestro: Pepsiman meanwhile runs around ALL DAY traversing long distances while avoiding and enduring all kinds of obstacles just to get people their soda. He never seems to take a break since when he's done, and just immediately sprints off to the next place and does it again. Even if you argue that he just keeps rejuvenating himself by constantly drinking Pepsi, we only established that we don't know if it can heal his soul, it doesn't mean that it's incapable of giving him a boost of energy.

Doctor Moo: Pepsiman also excels in close range combat compared to Papyrus and could definitely get in and do damage up close. While Papyrus has been trained in Undyne and has experience wrestling with her, keep in mind that most of the time she's either teaching him to cook or it's been implied he's often on the receiving end of her pile drivers. Undyne even admits that she doesn't properly train him because she doesn't want him part of the royal guard since he's just too innocent and nice. This is why she instead teaches him to make spaghetti in hopes that he'll instead want to do something else with his life.

Maestro: While the extent of Pepsiman's martial arts prowess is shrouded in mystery, he is adept enough in different fighting styles to take on the Vipers: Young armored fighting prodigies who earned their titles for their skill, strength, and battling night and day in back-alley rings... and keep in mind, Pepsiman can handle them one after another.

Doctor Moo: Pepsiman also surpassed Papyrus physically considering Pepsiman can punch people with hard enough to send them flying with enough force to smash through stone walls and metal fences. Papyrus's best feats of strength were carrying a human child or smashing head first through a glass window which pale in comparison. In terms of speed, Papyrus's speed feats aren't clear... While he did once jog a hundred laps in two minutes, We don't know how much distance he covered in in that amount of time of time or how long those laps were.

Maestro: While Papyrus can theoretically be scaled to Frisk who can dodge lightning and sun light, Papyrus has still never displayed the same kind of reaction speed and usually just gets hit during battle. His only real noticeable reaction feat being blocking Flowey's 'bullets' with a bone right before Frisk was hit, but chances are Flowey's projectiles don't move as fast as actual bullets. Pepsiman's speed feats are a little more clear considering we've seen him out running speeding trucks, have seen him dodge speeding cars, motorcycles, and even trains from different directions. He can also keep up with quick striking martial artists up close.

Doctor Moo: Really the only thing Papyrus could compare to Pepsiman in terms of his physicality was his over all durability: Papyrus wrestles with Undyne who is not only known for her habit of suplexing large boulders, but tends not to hold back even while playing around. Because of this, she has a habit of over doing things and causing some real damage. For example, hitting Papyrus over the head with a couch during play fighting. There was also the time where in a fit of laughter, she kept tapping her hand hard enough to crack a stone wall she was sitting on:

Maestro: Not only that, but Papyrus is strong enough to take multiple hits from Frisk... While Frisk's strength varies depending on the level they're at by the time they get to Papyrus (Including being strong enough to one-shot Papyrus during genocide route), Frisk seems strong enough to break what appears to be a stone wall with little effort regardless of their level:

Doctor Moo: ... How the heck is Frisk human again? ... Anyway, that just kind of delayed the inevitable considering Pepsiman could keep dodging Papyrus's attacks and wail on him when he got close enough to wear him down little by little: Kind of like what Frisk can do if he fights Papyrus in Neutral run... remember, dodging all kinds of crazy stuff from different directions one after another is part of Pepsiman's day job, so it was more than likely he maneuver around Papyrus's bones.

Maestro: Speaking of maneuvering: Pepsiman's boarding equipment actually came in very handy here: Not only do things like his skate board and hover board increase his speed and help him stay out of the way of attacks more, but they could also come in handy and be used as make shift shields or weapons just in case.

Doctor Moo: Finally, Papyrus's blue soul ability didn't really add much to the fight. Even if it did weigh down Pepsiman and make it more difficult for him to move around, being that Pepsiman is usually grounded anyway and doesn't maneuver around in the air often, it probably wouldn't make too much of a difference in a fight like this one. Now if Papyrus could grab Pepsiman by his blue soul and throw him into incoming attacks like Sans could, then that would be a different story.

Maestro: Finally Papyrus's biggest hindrance was his naive yet kindhearted merciful nature, the same nature that explains why Undyne doesn't want him part of the royal guard. Remember: He is the only boss in Undertale who will stop attacking once your HP is at 1 on a Neutral/Pacifist run, and if you're on a genocide route, he won't fight you at all and instead just try to help you.

Doctor Moo: Even if we ignore his mercy for the sake of Death Battle and either remove his mercy, give him a solid reason for killing, or just having him kill his opponent by pure accident: You can't deny that these personality traits as well as his pride could still hinder him in battle and leave him wide open. Let's face it, Papyrus is just too nice for this kind of thing.

Maestro: But hey, look on the bright side. At least Papyrus lived in the end!

Doctor Moo: Believe me, that makes me feel better. Whether it's Death Battle or a neutral/genocide run in Undertale, It's always Soda-pressing to watch Papyrus die...

Maestro: The winner is Pepsiman

Pepsiman: (Winner)
+ Physically superior: Stronger, faster, and more durable
+ Superior close quarters combatant
+ Could maneuver around most of what Papyrus could throw at him
+ Equipment could actually help him maneuver through projectiles and obstacles better
+ More stamina: Less likely to tire out before the fight was over
= Clumsy and goofy
- No real ranged attacks
- Doubtful that Pepsi cola could heal his soul
- Physical durability was useless during this fight due to damage being dealt directly to his soul

Papyrus: (Loser)
+ Attacks could bypass Pepsiman's durability by hitting his soul
+ Manipulation and abundance of bones gave him superior range and control of the battlefield
+ Bones also offered additional defense
+ Was durable enough to take tons of abuse from Pepsiman
= Clumsy and goofy
- Physically pales by comparison for the most part
- Couldn't match Pepsiman in close quarters combat: Never got proper/complete training from Undyne
- More likely to tire out first before his opponent
- Merciful, naive, and boastful nature could some times leave him wide open
- Turning his opponent's soul blue wouldn't do much

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Epilogue:

Meanwhile, down in the dark, creepy, unkempt, and seemingly abandoned "True Lab" below; Frisk had relieved themselves on a potted plant in the corner since they couldn't find any toilets... Unfortunately they now had an even bigger problem to deal with:

The human child found themselves cornered by several large bizarre creatures. These Eerie deformed monstrosities that looked like atrocious fusions of other monsters that had been encountered before! Frisk couldn't tell where they started or ended! These were the Amalgamates: Secret failed experiments of Dr. Alphys herself had hidden away.

Frisk stood in the corner, shivering, not sure what to do next... These creatures were drawing closer, ready to attack! If only there was some one who could help! Frisk kept their cool and thought about it: if one drink mascot came to their aid, maybe another one would as well... Frisk then got the perfect idea:

"HEY! KOOL AID!" The human child yelled out.

CRASH!

"OH YEAH!!!"

Just then, a large man who looked like a living glass pitcher filled with red fruit flavored liquid with arms and legs crashed through the wall, leaving behind a large hole as chunks of wall and debris went flying all over the place. He had a giant smiling face that looked as if it were drawn on his round transparent body, and was holding a smaller pitcher in one hand that looked identical to himself filled with the same kind of liquid.

The "Kool-Aid Man" found himself in a bit of awkward silence as he saw the bizarre creatures before him... Well, this was odd: Normally he'd be summoned at a house party or the beach or something... Now attracted to the smell of the liquid from both the pitcher and his body, the fused monsters changed their attention to him instead of the human.

"OH NO!" The mascot exclaimed, then running away in the opposite direction as the monsters gave chase followed him out. Frisk just stood there, relieved. However, they weren't left completely alone:

"HEY! What the heck is this? You're not even supposed to be down here yet! You were supposed to make friends with everybody first! Are you TRYING to mess up my plans!?!" Yelled a certain familiar voice... Frisk turned their head to see Flowey the talking flower had just sprouted from under a floor tile. The angry little yellow flower continued to scold them.

"AND WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL THESE GUYS HANDING OUT DRINKS COMING FROM!?! Seriously, have you forgotten how this is supposed to work!?! HEY! DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!" The flower complained, but Frisk just went off their merry way, making their escape through the opening the Kool-Aid Man left behind.

Flowey just growled in frustration... Hopefully Frisk would eventually reset and undo all this nonsense...

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