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Just experimenting with my new hair straightener and AAAAAH~TOTAL DISASTEEEER!!!!
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fragile kitties are cute but tanned kitties *mouth drolling*
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*hands you a bucket* Drool here! XD
Ahahahah spring is almost there and I can't wait for summer! I envy people with tanned skin!
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(thanks for the bucket)
well as long as it's a good tan 'cause those orange skins...not too sexy. hope you don't get one of those, I thinks your skin tone suits you very well
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Euuuuy, orange skin???
*thinks of an orange juice*
*pukes*
Yep, people say pale skin makes me look more doll-like than evaaar!!! XD
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*don't puke in my shoes*^^
yeah after tanning too much some people turn orange, it's pretty disturbing
Well I personally love your skin tone 
oh i almost forgot to ask do you have myspace or some other page where i could watch a picture of your brother (me curious) and more picture of yourself, i just can't get enough of you
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Thank you!!! XD
I'll remember your advice!!!
Oh! You wanna see my twin?! Here's him...
[link]
He doesn't have any account on the net (too busy with his stuffs I think T___T) and we both don't post our face on the net, after a scary nightmare involving us, a camera, and a stalker... *sighs*
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you're welcome kitten
oh 
no more picture? goddamn stalker gotta find him and break his legs >D... but what exactly happen? can you tell I'm a very curious girl? and how did that girl stab you? i know too many question i have to stop now but this one is the last one. how is Vlad doing?
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Ahahahah, I know, he's more 'handsome' than '
Don't bother find the similarity, we'd differed from each other since our teen!!! XD
Uuuh... Ya know. Well that stupid stalker took pic of us kissing and we almost got kicked out of school T______T
The usual thing... She acted so nice in front of me, trying to soothe both me and my twin, but behind me back she said bad things about us and stuffs... *sighs*
Vlad's been better, the doctors said the next surgery will be done before April.
It's okay, I'm full with curiosity too sumtiems!!! *pets*
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yeah you are the pretty one ;D and there is not discussion with that ^^
It must be really cool to have a twin brother(only child)did you ever trick people by pretending to be each other?
That stalker was a paparazzi he was right there when the action happened with a camera(damn I'm jealous
what a mean girl she really need to get a life pretending to be your friend and then doing something like that (what exactly did she say?and how do you find out it was her? ignore the questions if you don't what to answer them)but good that you find out now and not later, people like her are not worth it in the end she is the one who lost
I'm glad Vlad is doing good he has been through so much I wish him the best
well i thinks now I'm beyond curious more like I'm interested lol if that even make sense :]
oh boy i can't believe how much i wrote i won't blame you if you don't read all of that XD
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He said that too, like, "You're like Bill, the pretty one, but I'm always be the sex gott, mwhahahahah!"
When we're younger, yeah! I was good in subjects needing long-term memory like history or biology, so when he had a test, he asked me to pretend to be him XD
He's good in that number-and-equation lesson so he'd help me too *grins*
But when we stepped in high-school, we began to grow into 'different' kids, people could easily tell us apart. I had to learn math since the day. Damn!!! XD
Uuuuuh... Well she said like, "The twins are attention junkies," and she also mentioned that we're just 'lying' by saying we loved each other, which we ARE NOT, we both knew love isn't something you can fuck off.
It's okay! I wrote too looooooooong to, pffft!!! *wipes sweat*
Arigatoooooou~
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Oh my cow kitten arigatou to you for answering my 1000 questions
haha he said that but Bill is the one who scream sex he's just too sexy and you are so adorable (remembering a drawing of you and Bill)your brother might be a resemble of Tom he must be so funny.
oww you little cheaters
That girl is a joke is better to ignore ignorant people like her and how dare she to call you junkies >[ (got to slap her and show her what a real junkie looks like)
well i cannot talk much about love but i know love's a complex matter,it must be hard for you living over there and have to deal with people judging you.
(cuddles) you make it so hard to not adore you ^^
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Nahahahahah no probs!!! XD
Bill is the sex. Tomi's just too shy to admit it!!!
My twin is currently making a fic entitled Shattered Wings of a Butterfly, based on our life, he just changed my name with Billa and him with Tomi XD
MATH SUCKS!!! Oh damn I'd ever get straight F for it mwhahahahah!!! XD History is good, you can compare today with preceding days to make a better future =3
LOL it reminded me of my twin Adri, he slept in a history class and our teacher gave him "wake up call" aka '
Yea, I've forgotten all about her! It's pointless to waste my time grumbling about her!
*cuddles happily*
aaaaaw, I know I'm an adorable kitty LOL!!!! XD
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okay sexy kitten 
oh yeah he told me where i could find it and I'm so gonna read it good thing I'm free today *happy dance*
Now i feel like a math geek 
LOL what a teacher but i like his technique oh yeah I'm gonna used it >D and who know what Adrian was dreaming about (oh my cow he has sensitive nipples) did he wake up or just keep sleeping? lol a bet his face was great.
*squeeze tight* you're my favorite kitten now :] (I'm sorry loveless)
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Uuuuuuuuh, I can't remember those goddamned symbols and equations... Tetha of sine... Bla bla bla... *grumbles*
Heheh yea we're both sensitive inside out! He woke up and never fell asleep in class since that day. He's like, "Ew man, I don't want to have breast cancer!" LOL
*huggles*
Really? I'm your fav kitten???
*snuggles:
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haha yeah math is not for you then
LOL breast cancer that was good *can't stop laughing*
oh hell yeah you are
Okay here i go with my questions again
and what is MTT?
have a great day ^^ *XOXO*
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Yeeeeeeeei~
*jumps to your arms*
Yeah, I'm a dramatic uke and he's a sadictic seme! Well in real life actually I'm flaming and aggressive, while he's shy and very quiet, but in our private life, yea, the quiz is right! XD
*blushes*
It's hard to not to fall in love with him... *smiles shyly*
MTT is More Than Twins, a tomxbill fansite... I'm not joining it anymore, the mods are betches =/
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*catch happily*
*fall to the floor*
haha yeah it seems that for the quiz what matters is the private life lol you are dramatic uke that sound cute I still can't stop laughing because of my result in that quiz
^^ You two are really specials guys (yeah you won another fan
oh thanks I just kept seeing it and I could not figure out what was that... guess i won't join then I have enough bitches already.
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Hmmmm... How long? *kitty blushes*
I believe it's been about five years... Or longer... Daaaamn *hides face behind paws*
Yep, I don't ask you not to join it but there are too many betches here... *sighs*
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well there isn't anything to be embarrassed for but damn that is a pretty long time, Was Adrian who confessed right? or was it you who took the first step?
Hmmm but why are they such bitches in a twincest community shouldn't they be all supportive and stuff, oh boy what a waste.
In the end did you manage to sent the freak to jail? because he deserves it.
enjoy visiting you're mother and good luck kicking her butt, lets hope she understand that it isn't Adrian fault
*huggles*
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Yeah... You'll be surprised the way we noticed our feeling for the first time, it's embarrassing!!! At least for me *covers face with paws*
That's right!!! We're kinda open about our relationship there because they bugged on us and we though they're more open-minded, but they said we're lying!!! Damn *shows fangs*
Ahahahhah, this morning I succeeded putting a huge dose of salt on her tea... She screamed like hell lol XD
It's not over!!! Kitty's gonna revengeeee~
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Evil kitty in action >D yeah get revenge, the best it that you're just getting stated ^^
Oh I wanna know i wanna know, lets see if you surprise me (but it takes a lot to shock me >] )*you're so cute*
why they says you're lying if they don't live with you, that's silly, (yeah show them what you got)
So OMG I read you went to court how did everything went? *crossing fingers*
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*evil kitty plotting face* revenge sounds soooo sweet... XD
He's still writing the third chapter of Butterfly's Shattered Wings, you can read the detail there. But I warn you... It's stupid *covers face with paws*
Meh, I'm kinda frustrated about the whole court thing... I don't need to get that bastard jailed, at least I've had someone to help me forget it all, that's all I'm asking for... *pets Adri*
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Tell me about it, revenge is so sweet >DDD, you must be having fun..I'm jealous *grin*
Alright can't wait to read it ... hehe it must be hilarious then.
*pets Adrian**hugs you* If you say so, Adrian has work to do huh
I wish you the best luck kitten ^^
weird me want to know more about you >< what could you tell me? *blushing*
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Have I told you I'd put a huge dose of salt in my mom's tea? She spurted it trough her nose! So priceless! XD
Not a honorary work, I know I'll give him everything to return the favor *nudges*
Hmmm... What can I tell you? My full name is Drystan Mishenka Alexandrov-Gedalovich, male, 18, 175 cm, 54 kg, stupid, betchy... You can ask me anything hun, I'll try to answer! XD
*hugs*
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yea you did, haha i want to do that too, OMG through her noise that sound funny poor woman, and you did not got caught, you sneaky kitten *claps*
But i bet he loves his job and the payment too ;]
Ow your name is longer than mine but it's pretty :] wanna steal it, aw you're tall i though you weren't
*curious mood on* have you ever wore girl's clothing i mean like skirts or something else? you would luck cute though >< (could not think of any appropriate thing to ask )
*huggles*
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I'm plotting another evil plan now... *kitty smirk*
thank you! XD
I'm not tall, you haven't seen Adri, he's as tall as Bill! <3
And oh, every teenager boy has done something stupid like that to kill their curiosity right? *giggles*
Of course I've had... Indeed, I still like wearing girls shirt and jeans. Guys' jeans are too wide on the waist and too tight on my hips. Yup, I have kinda feminine body =3
And oh my friend ever wrote a fic of me wearing skirt... Including bill and georg. Damn! XD
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haha tell me when is done >D to but i can't participate
well you are taller than me (1.70 i feel so small) damn as tall as bill compared to that everybody is a smurf
sweet haha and they must good really good on you *day dreaming*
where can i find that fic, wanna read it <3
Oh and do you work because you ended your studies already right?
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Maybe around this week, we're kinda busy with our betchy Mum *rubs chest*
You're a girl, it's pretty tall ya know!!! XD
Yep, he's a flag pole *pets Adri*
Bill is VERY tall for a effeminate boy!!! Really, he looks like a supe model!!!
It's on THfiction, the tittle is A Matter of Colour... But I warn you, it's EMBARRASING!!! At least to me lol XD
Yep, I work! I used to teach biology for olympiade participants, just like Vlad, but I'd quit for three months =3
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hehe I'm still waiting for my mom to get back to her bitchy mood after my peculiar accident *scratch head*
Yeah but I can't put fights with the guys I used to anymore lol but i will get over it
haha i wouldn't stand next to Adrian ><
Bill can easily past for a supermodel even my friends that don't like him have to admit that he is gorgeous
Silly me *smack head* I read it already me and my bad memory but i read it again anyways, damn it is so hot I envy your friend imagination, i mean really perverted Bill and George and of top of that cute uke victim you, priceless XDDDD
Oh i need to take biology would you be my teacher
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*pokes your mom* XD
He makes me feel so small lol!
Yeah, he already has that pwetty face... comercial hair... thin, tall body... Awwwwwwwww... *drools*
....
You're read it nao??? Oh how I wish it happen in real life lmao!!! I'll die before Bill ever has a chance to talk to me lol, his hawtness makes my brain boiled like stew!!!
Ahahahhah I just joined national olympiads since I was in third grade, I suck at other school shits! I want to... That's why I'm planning to move to Tokyo someday! I love Harajuku!!!
There are 4... My Mom, my sis Dania, my twin Adrian and me, the little Kitty!!! XD
And oh, we have a cute little bunny named Timmi, he's the fifth member! *nuzzles*
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she has been acting nice it scares me ><
oh yes i read it haha twice (and i would want to be there if it happens, just to watch) you wouldn't be the only one, now I'm jealous of Tom for being around Bill all the time, OMG i reject so much not going to TRL went they were in New York, I used to live there but i did not know about them it really sucked when I found out
Tokyo rocks I have to go there someday but first I've to learn Japanese not so easy though
you have a bunny that's so cool I want one too, you're the youngest right must be nice ^^
How many languages do you speak? how is the most hilarious think you have ever done *scratch head*
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LOL maybe she's a little bit bipolar! Watch out! XD
At least now I've had Adrian so I'm not that jealous of Tomi anymore! ZOMG you DIDN'T go to see them! Awh! NOOOO WHAT A WASTE OF CHANCE!!! Poor you!
Yeah, I'm the baby in the family! Everyone loves me lol! XD
Bunnies are totes cute! You should get one =3
Hmmm... I speak Russian, English, and Indonesian... Oh I can speak Chinese a little too, and Japanese! I get a shiny bling bling A plus for German but I can't speak without a dictionary...
Oh! I do many hilarious things! Lemme see... Dancing in a parking lot with a very gay hot pants and knee-length socks... Pole dancing on my school flag pole... Crossdressing... I don't know, too many XD
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haha i keep my eyes open
Lucky Adrian, yeah poor me, and I have more that a chance I mean I was on vacation 100% free and my friends wanted to go to the city if only I knew about them at that time
It will be hard to not love you
Oh you smart ass so many languages at your short age that's great ^^
You pole dance wow i will pay to see that can you do a split? haha all those things are hilarious, the parking lot dancing sexy kitten in action again huh and cross dressing too bad I can't see you, you sound like fun I debt people around you get bored :]
how did you and Vlad met?
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You'd better watch out... *whispers*
It's me luckier, having a guy like Adri as my twin... XD
Ahahahhhahah, thank you hun! *nuzzles*
Kitty doesn't like petting fish, he likes eat them nomomomomomom~
Hehe but I just fluent for the first three... *blushes*
Wait wait... I think I have a pic of my dancing outfit!! It's so hilarious... *goes off to find it*
Of course I can split!!! *flops*
Hmmm, how did we meet? We meet when we're just around 5... His dad was my dad's boss. He moved to Bali 6 months ago, but Such a beautiful fate XD
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Now my mother is back to her controlling mood again, let see if she stops it after my 18 birthday *sight*
you both are lucky to have each others then :]
what is you favorite fish to eat?
oh please let me see it let me see it *crossing fingers* find the pic
splits are awesome, you have long legs right XD
oh then you know each other for a long time, that's nice ^^
Do you like to party a lot? do you drink alcohol? ><
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Sometimes moms are biatch! *grumbles*
yeah i'm such a lucky kitty! XD
Hmmm I love ALL!!! But maybe the best is Alaskan salmon, and sturgeon! In russia we call them "the most prized red fishes". It's perfect to make botvinya or zakuski with them! Oh I love traditional foods! XD
I'll send the link when I'm on laptop! Not splitting though, but you can see my bare tights, I only wore boxers lol!
Ooooh I'm a party kitty! Throw me to a crowd and I'll get the party started! Yeeeei~
Oh lol it's impossible to live in Ural without alcohol... Especially during the winter! You can get frozen! We even have to bring vodka to school! XD
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Can't wait to see it
wow you eat sturgeon, that fish look like a crocodile or maybe I'm mistaking it O_o
lol vodka to school, the people over here would love that XD, so you must be very tolerant to alcohol huh
can you drink it like water?
what type of people do you like and which ones do you hate or dislike the most?
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Yes! It's big and kinda scary but tastes nice... Yumyum *lick lips*
Lol I drink alcohol like water, yes! I've drunk it since I was 8... Or maybe 7... =3
I hate people who acts nice in front of me, but stabs me from the back! They're worse than those who are plainly cruel! I like almost everyone... But I love bubbly, open, and honest people the best! XD
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I'm more into meat and i can't imagine myself eating that fish but if you say it tastes good i believe you
lol you would be a perfect party buddy then along with your sexy outfits
you would love me then lol
do you work out or do you exercise at all?
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my dancing outfit...
[link]
Don't laugh!!! XD
Hm... I hate sports in general but I love swimming and jogging! I made a record in my school, I just need 5 minutes and 28 seconds for 1.200 m run! But I fainted after it lol! XD
I just dance regularly to keep in shape! XD
Another question??? *gets excited*
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Holly cow that photo just made my day *trying to not laugh* OMG your ammm packet seems so voluptuous and your legs are so hot *fainting* you look so hot sexy and cute at the same time. thank your for the photo ^^
wow 1.200 m that's a lot did you receive a reward?
let me tell you that your body is in great shape ;]
yeah a lot of question and they're all related to your dancing outfit... why were you dressed like that? what were you thinking? How did you get such amazing legs? Did you get out of your house like that or did you change in the parking lot? how many people saw you like that? who took the picture (that person own a reward)? Did you buy the outfit or someone gave it to you? well I thinks I'm done sorry too many questions ><
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Awwww thank you hun! *blushes*
lol so many question! But that's okay, I like answering =3
I didn't get anything but a bling bling shiny A+ in my all-states exam (USE, the russian version of SAT I think... Dunno >___<
When I was in high school, I joined a group called pompom boys... You know, the boy cheerleaders! It's our uniform and I'm not the only one to pose like that! But before you get the wrong idea, we just do it for fun... And people seem to like us more than the girl cheerleaders, maybe because we're all stupid and clumsy just like me XD
So my friends in the group and I was having another stupid idea that day... After cheerleading in a basketball tournament (and we got the prize as the best supporter, yay!) we went to a supermarket with that outfit! There are quite a lot people in the parking lot, they giggled and stuffs, but we just kept posing lol! It's taken by my friend who's a pompom boy too, and some even filmed each other! We're a bunch of kittens with huge self-confidence! XD
I don't know if I have pwetty legs... Maybe because I dance a lot? I'm more proud of my stomach than legs... *giggles like a schoolgirl*
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Oh so that's a uniform LOL XD,now my mind is flying (you in that outfit doing cheerleaders' moves)*bite lips* maybe people like you more because you're H-O-T *evil smirk* my friend want to go to Russia ad now i want to join him
Your silhouette is so good, nice hips, nice legs, small stomach and...(lol I'm such a big perv)
are the videos on you tube? (6)
when you're wearing your uniform have everyone grab you or at least try to?
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Awww, don't make Kitty floats to the moon! He has such a weakness for compliments lol! XD
I think some of my them uploaded it, but thank god I'm not in the video, yaaay! It's my friend doing the exactly same pose with me in the parking lot, dancing around with hands covering the face XD
... Exactly... What you wanna say by 'and'? Lol!
Well, guys just can't keep their hands to themselves... Sometimes it's just some friendly slap on the ass but sometimes it got more rude... *shudders*
You should go there! Kitty will welcome you with open arms! XD
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OMG you're so cute <3
LOL you're gonna kill me *blushing* ammm i thinks i said it already >< but i can't stop staring at your lower part...
I see, and what was up with that guy and his porn movie thing?
^^ yay wait for me then (have to make some contacts first)
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My... Lower... Part?
*blushes*
lol some of my friends got hard while wearing the pants and they had to cover it with bags! XD
I don't know... He asked Adrian and I to play in a PORN movie! *shudders*
I don't wanna be touched by unnamed guys... No matter how slutty I might look, I hate pointless smex! *pouts*
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LOL you made me said it *hide under computer's desk*
Holy cow hard and in those pants >> what a view (my mind is flying again) you wake up the perv in me XD
Adrian's reaction was funny he was just checking out the guy's glasses, but you should have hit his head (not too hard though)
yeah let the porn for those who like it... well you don't look slutty to me just too sexy for people with low pressure XD
Did the guy call your mother? haha I barely can imagine what she would tell him
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*pokes your cheeks* Don't worry, we're a pair of perv, so no hesitation!
Yeah... Being grabbed there and there, it's a hard job to keep it flaccid you know? *blushes*
adri is... Meh. I've already hit his head with my juice box! He should have been protecting his kitty, not checking out his sunglasses! uh. *pouts*
yeah! Woohoo! Mum freaked out and almost called the police! Taste that beatch! XD
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I'm glad i'm not the only perverted one
haha I guess so, sensibility is a virtue ^^
Adrian learned his lesson huh
yay for your mother now that guy will fuck off :]
So what movies do you like to watch and what are your favorite movies?
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Don't worry, there are much more perverted evils on dA! XD
Yeah, yay for mom! I wish that guy will come good and get betchslapped indeed, but at least he's gone! *highfives with paws*
I don't really like movies... I'd prefer a stupid one like Scary Movie, Epic Movie and Not Another Gay Movie... Hehe!
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