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Poor Desmond, he doesn't have freedom even in his dreams.Related content
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haha, i always wondered if Desmond got to watch/experience EVERYTHING that Ezio did XD
Desmond:
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it's probably best he DOESN'T watch his ancestors have sexy times. 
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well, if I'm 600 years away from them, I'm totally fine with it.
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lol, still. AWKWARD. I felt the awkwardness in the Altair & Maria scene. XD
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the relationship between them is awkward itself, I must say XDD
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Desmond's like, "OH GOD NO!!"
XD Don't worry, Desmond-san. There are too many willing people to help guide you through your prolonged virginity! :V
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I think that's a quite normal reaction.
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haha the animus is rated pg-13
no sexy time for desmond to watch.
that's pretty great.
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DAMN YOU ANIMUS SKIP! D:<
Poor Desmond, he's always stuck doing what everyone ELSE wants him to do.
One day, he's going to sit up and just be like, "FUCK YOU GUYS IMMA WATCH MAH PORN!" and go back into the Animus.
Or end up hallucinating again after being deprived of it so much...only this time it'll be like EzioXLeonardo/AltairXMalik instead of AltairXMaria XD
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lol he gets no porn AND forced to watch yaoi XDD poor poor Desmond
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and then there's that tiny tiny itty bitty part of Desmond that is strangely aroused by it. XD
Shaun would be recording the yaoi the moment he saw it. Just shove Rebecca out of the way and record it and not let the Animus skip that part. XD
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Well... Animus must have some censor sex proof stuff! 
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haha children-safe Animus XD
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Get a pair of ear plugs and semi-translucent blindfold, and you're fine!
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If you could watch those scenes in AC:2, then it would be an X-rated game. xD
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Oh god his face XDDD
Poor Des!! He was probably horribly uncomfortable for a while there, and mayhaps a bit frustrated xD Poor guy!
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he gets to kinda see altair do it..why not Ezio??! O_o Too wild?! for him
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LMAO i was kinda wondering what happened to Desmond at that part XD
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well... perhaps it wasn't a very memorable memory anyway... which obviously means that the porn wasn't that great.... it'll be ok...
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omg lol poor guy XD No happy fun time for you Desmond
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XDDD! Oh wow!
You know, I've always wondered about stuff like that. Did they fast-forward through the naughty bits?
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but I bet Shaun's got them all recorded in his hard disk
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Oh ho!
Which is why he gets irritated when Desmond's around to bother him. He's watching .
It all makes sense now. XD
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I susupected that from the beginning XD
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no wonder he started to see things
XD lol jk jk
eh i think he would entirely prefer the nun
forgot her name
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That IS poor Dessy! XD He gets no sex. I wonder if he's still a virgin...
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Still a virgin! XD Nice XD
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"I wonder if he's still a virgin..."
Epic LOL.
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