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To HR:

Hire a new overnight security guard for the doll factory. And do a better screening this time. We need someone who is going to take the job seriously. This was the fifth security guard we hired who left his post in the middle of his shift and never came back.

Don't worry. There are breathing and feeding tubes in the suit and mask. The letter to HR is just for deniability.

This was my sixty-fourth patron-sponsored work which I posted to my patrons on August 10th, 2016. It was based on a suggestion from the audience during my sketch stream.

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Description
To HR:

Hire a new overnight security guard for the doll factory. And do a better screening this time. We need someone who is going to take the job seriously. This was the fifth security guard we hired who left his post in the middle of his shift and never came back.

Don't worry. There are breathing and feeding tubes in the suit and mask. The letter to HR is just for deniability.

This was my sixty-fourth patron-sponsored work which I posted to my patrons on August 10th, 2016. It was based on a suggestion from the audience during my sketch stream.

Join my Patreon for early access and exclusive special editions!