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DracoAwesomeness — A sad drive
Published: 2021-12-12 03:56:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 2437; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Note: this is only for entertainment purposes so don’t take this seriously pleaseHomer was driving one night
Unhappy
Because
His son
Bart
Was murdered
And he couldn’t get that picture of his son lying on the floor out of his mind
He frowns as he drives
Then he stops at moes
Homer gets inside
Homer sits down
And drinks like a lot from stress
Moe: whoa whoa slow down homer you don’t wanna drink too much you remember what happened with Barney?
Homer: I can’t help it, moe. I’m just not in the mood. Something bad happened. And it’s my fault for not helping
Moe: what happened homer?
Homer: I don’t wanna talk about it
Moe: why? You can tell me anything I’m your friend
Homer: well…my son….Bart?
Moe: uh huh?
Homer: he …..died
Moe was shocked in silence
Moe: oooh….how did he die?
Homer: sideshow Bob
Moe: ooh whos sideshow Bob?
Homer: (sigh) the clown with crazy hair?
Moe still didn’t know who he was talking about
Homer: the guy who framed krusty?
Moe: Oooooh that guy…well I’m sorry to hear that, homer. At least he’s in your heart. I don’t really talk about love that much but I’m just saying it because I’m here for you. You can come over to drink any time and I’ll be here to talk to you, ok?
Homer: ok…
Characters (c) Matt groening
