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DracoAwesomeness — Jurassic Problem
Published: 2022-10-16 00:36:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 2319; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 1
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Note: this is only for entertainment purposes so don’t take this seriously pleaseScientists made a park for dinosaurs
And they were turning some folks into some Dinos
The Simpsons were invited to check it out
Bart and Lisa look at the environment as homer was driving
They look out the window
Lisa: wow, Bart! Look at this! This tree was here from 65 million years and it is still here!
Bart: are you sure you don’t think that it’s just a tree?
Bart says in sarcasm but in a funny way
Lisa twitches her eye in annoyance
Lisa: oh hush Bart! You don’t know anything about the environment!
Bart: I’m sorry Lisa, but you’re barking up the wrong tree!
He says as he laughs
Lisa wanted to strangle Bart like as if she were homer
Then they made it to their destination
And
They step out of the vehicle
They meet someone who was an employee
Homer shook hands with him
And they were giving them a tour
The tourist shows homer and the others
The dinosaurs in each exhibit
They showed the herbivores
Then the carnivores
And then the sea dinosaurs
But however
They found out that one Dino
Who was “created”
Was missing from the exhibit
The tourist looks and drops his glasses in total shock
He presses the alert button
Alerting everyone to search for the missing Dino
The kids were freaking out
Marge tries to get them to calm down
Marge: it’s going to be ok, kids! I promise! Everything will be alright!
Then
Marge and the kids gasp in fear
Homer looks at them in confusion
Homer: what? What’s wrong?!
Then homer felt the missing Dino breathing behind homer
Homer was freaking out
The tourist tells homer to stay still
And the beast won’t know he’s there
Homer tries to stay still and calm as he could but he was freaking the hell out
He actually wets his pants and as they were trying to tame the beast
The dinosaur roars behind homer
Homer screamed and was terrified
And homer realized
The dinosaur had hair on his head
But it looked so fucking familiar
Bart noticed too
Just now lol
Anyway
Bart: it’s sideshow Bob!
Homer screams
Homer: AH!
The beast actually spoke
Sideshow Bob: yes it is I! Sideshow Bob! It took you puny little shits took a while to finally notice that it is me!
Lisa: how did you guys not notice?!
Bart; I mean I kinda noticed… ?
Then sideshow bob opens his jaws and tries to get them
But the employees had those stick tasers and were zapping sideshow Bobs leg
Sideshow bob looks at them
He growls and hits them with his powerful tail
Then the Simpsons make a run for it
Sideshow Bob chases them
And as homer was running
He says
Homer: my god this is wrong! This is so wrong!
They run away
And they hide in the bushes
They all stay quiet
Sideshow bob searches for them
He sniffs
Lisa was breathing so violently because she was scared
Bart covers Lisa’s mouth
Telling her to stay quiet
Sideshow Bob looks at the bush
And roars at it
Lisa ends up screaming
And sideshow bob bites the bushes and shakes it in his jaws
The Simpsons weren’t there
Sideshow bob drops the bushes
Sideshow bob starts to get angry
And
Then
The tourists set a trap
They wrapped up sideshow Bob
And he drops to the ground
Sideshow bob looks up at them
And growls
Bart: You lose, sideshow Bob!
He says as he laughs
Sideshow Bob got angrier
But he still couldn’t get free
Homer: ok I think we had quite an experience alright? Anyone want to go home?
Lisa: YES YES
Bart: YES YES
Homer: ok uh…let’s go
Characters and background (c) Matt groening
simpsons tapped out (c) electronic arts
