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Description The "Twilight" characters.

The Twilight series and its characters are copyright to Stephanie Meyer.

I'm kind of a fan...just a little bit. A LOT of the characters piss me off, though. Especially Bella, who makes HORRIBLE decisions. I mean, come on, sex before marriage? NOT a good idea. At the beginning of the first book, i hated Edward for being so annoying, and i liked Bella for being so normal. Now, after reading the third book, i admire Edward for being so virtuous and looking out for his girl, and i DESPISE Bella for being a complete IDIOT!!!

Anyway, i just wanted to make fun of some people. Except for Alice, who i totally identify with.

Btw, thanks for all your comments ^^ i enjoy feedback.
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Comments: 643

twilighter99 In reply to ??? [2008-07-10 19:51:46 +0000 UTC]

poor edward *giggles*

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morty13 In reply to ??? [2008-07-08 22:21:34 +0000 UTC]

Um...lol that was funny

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evangelin-san In reply to ??? [2008-07-08 19:53:50 +0000 UTC]

XDDD I cant stop laughting sorry for my english but im from poland

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p1x1eknight In reply to ??? [2008-07-07 21:54:32 +0000 UTC]

xDDDDDD I adore how you made Alice! She's so cute!

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vampirelink In reply to ??? [2008-07-07 01:55:31 +0000 UTC]

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ggggggggggooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddd that is so feekin' funny. i like 2 and 4 the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VampiricAnjelica In reply to ??? [2008-07-03 16:27:55 +0000 UTC]

That was hilarious!

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bleachlover1klc In reply to ??? [2008-07-02 20:39:40 +0000 UTC]

The second and third panels are my total fave! I love it! It's hilarious!!

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FuneralFailure In reply to ??? [2008-07-01 00:20:47 +0000 UTC]

waiting to have sex till you're married is impractical an improbable.
what's more it's common place.

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Dragontortoise In reply to FuneralFailure [2008-07-02 09:13:35 +0000 UTC]

That's fine if you think that. But please don't let our different opinions make you judge my artwork unfairly. Thanks ^^

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FuneralFailure In reply to Dragontortoise [2008-07-07 22:44:07 +0000 UTC]

i uh.. didn't say anything about your artwork...

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Dragontortoise In reply to FuneralFailure [2008-07-08 01:54:26 +0000 UTC]

Good.

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Timeispast1997 In reply to ??? [2008-06-27 02:37:32 +0000 UTC]

baha x3

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Bekay89 In reply to ??? [2008-06-26 14:16:53 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha great

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peanutoflove In reply to ??? [2008-06-24 06:25:33 +0000 UTC]

' I didn't know you were gay.'

AHAHA! Cute!

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RosetteCullen In reply to ??? [2008-06-22 22:17:18 +0000 UTC]

There's nothing wrong with sex before marriage, if you're truly in love, though.
I thought it was so cute. ^.^

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Dragontortoise In reply to RosetteCullen [2008-06-24 00:04:59 +0000 UTC]

We all have our opinions ^^

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LadyEiko In reply to ??? [2008-06-19 19:09:27 +0000 UTC]

hilarious! loved them all!

i have a twilight meme on my page if you're interested.

great work!

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alicecullenroxx [2008-06-18 21:20:21 +0000 UTC]

hahaXD

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pagesixlover In reply to ??? [2008-06-17 23:31:23 +0000 UTC]

so cute

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darkonyxenos6 In reply to ??? [2008-06-15 20:17:29 +0000 UTC]

haha! thats awsome and sooo funny! i just read the first book and im waiting for the second, (i have it on hold in the library) super funny XD

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music-babix3 In reply to ??? [2008-06-15 02:47:07 +0000 UTC]

hahaha that was hilarious!! XD

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Littlemisstreehugger In reply to ??? [2008-06-11 10:00:27 +0000 UTC]

Gosh! They were so funny!

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Lawane In reply to ??? [2008-06-09 07:37:20 +0000 UTC]

Really funny XD I love Jaspers face in the end of the second panel ;D

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bookkeeperamanda In reply to ??? [2008-06-08 19:24:15 +0000 UTC]

Haha, the part with Jasper and Edward was awesome, I've been envisioning something right along those lines ever since I read that Edward can "read minds".

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Anilewka In reply to ??? [2008-06-04 17:14:37 +0000 UTC]

'wanna play doctor?' i love it ^^

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snowdrop-suu In reply to ??? [2008-06-04 03:02:10 +0000 UTC]

LOL EMMET WAS OWNED <333

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iloveaboy In reply to ??? [2008-06-04 02:42:43 +0000 UTC]

This is cute
Bella kinda annoys me sometimes too but not for the same reason...mostly because she's whiny. Besides...I want Edward and Bella to get it on haha...and I think sex before marriage is completely fine actually...especially for fictional characters haha.

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crashboombangPOP In reply to ??? [2008-06-02 03:03:54 +0000 UTC]

omg i love it!!! love it love it love it...

my favorites are #2 and #3...HILARIOUS!!

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kkiimmyy In reply to ??? [2008-06-02 00:56:06 +0000 UTC]

lol that is so funny cant wait to watch the movie

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Haruprincess In reply to ??? [2008-06-01 22:44:29 +0000 UTC]

lol.

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FROGS-RULE [2008-06-01 03:39:05 +0000 UTC]

sex before marriage!!! WTF!!!! i havnt read the last two yet...soooo.....HOLY F****** CRAP!!!!

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Dragontortoise In reply to FROGS-RULE [2008-06-01 19:48:55 +0000 UTC]

Shit, sorry if i totally spoiled everything for you -_-'

They don't actually DO anything...if that helps...?

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FROGS-RULE In reply to Dragontortoise [2008-06-02 02:52:04 +0000 UTC]

o okay!!...that helps..but still....WTF!!!

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Dragontortoise In reply to FROGS-RULE [2008-06-02 04:48:34 +0000 UTC]

Yeah seriously. It's a good thing Edward's old-fashioned.

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FROGS-RULE In reply to Dragontortoise [2008-06-02 15:35:04 +0000 UTC]

oh ya!!!.....im re-reading Twilight and New Moon for like the third time cuz i cant find Eclipse!!

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akaitsukiko In reply to ??? [2008-06-01 01:55:17 +0000 UTC]

lol! so cute! I recently read the series too. Do you have any thoughts about the next book?

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Dragontortoise In reply to akaitsukiko [2008-06-01 19:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Thoughts? Like what i hope happens next?

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akaitsukiko In reply to Dragontortoise [2008-06-03 21:40:02 +0000 UTC]

yep! a friend and i have some of our own too! ^^

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Dragontortoise In reply to akaitsukiko [2008-06-04 01:09:36 +0000 UTC]

Well i certainly hope that Bella gets a freaking CONSCIENCE. But other than that, i really want Jacob to imprint on some badass chick. It'd be really cool if she was a vampire, too, cuz then there'd be conflicts of love and loyalty and whatnot.

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akaitsukiko In reply to Dragontortoise [2008-06-06 12:13:06 +0000 UTC]

That sounds good!^^ I like the Jacob imprinting on someone else idea. I'm wondering if Bella's demand for after they are married is going to work...and i know for a fact that she turns into a vampire...><

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Dragontortoise In reply to akaitsukiko [2008-06-06 21:26:59 +0000 UTC]

If she didn't, i think a lot of readers would be pissed.

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akaitsukiko In reply to Dragontortoise [2008-06-10 18:13:38 +0000 UTC]

I agree! ^^

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bloodonthemoon5 In reply to ??? [2008-06-01 01:33:29 +0000 UTC]

LOVE IT!!!!

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KariAsunada In reply to ??? [2008-05-30 21:34:45 +0000 UTC]

So intensely funny!!!!!!!!!!!! That last one was hilarious!!!!!!! I still haven't stopped laughing. Great job!

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ec-is-sexy In reply to ??? [2008-05-30 18:21:19 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHA!!! i completely agree. except i do love jasper and emmett and the whole cullen family. except roalie gets on my nerves like bella. these are hillarious!!! i love them!!!!

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CRYstaltears45 In reply to ??? [2008-05-29 02:55:55 +0000 UTC]

ROFLX30000


Damnit alice im taking back your porshe!

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PuRe-KaTheRinE In reply to ??? [2008-05-26 19:49:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL, but how can you not like Bella? ! ?

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Dragontortoise In reply to PuRe-KaTheRinE [2008-05-27 00:24:24 +0000 UTC]

I used to like her, then she got all weird and "i wanna f*** you but not marry you". i dunno. i'm just glad Edward's smart enough to keep his virginity until after marriage. But i'm biased, so whatever.

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PuRe-KaTheRinE In reply to Dragontortoise [2008-05-28 03:06:56 +0000 UTC]

TRUE, TRUE but hell i'm neutral between all decision they make but yet i really hope they marry soon like in Vegas or somthing

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Dragontortoise In reply to PuRe-KaTheRinE [2008-05-30 18:07:17 +0000 UTC]

LMAO yeah that would be cool....now i wanna draw "A Cullen Wedding in Vegas" XD

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