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Description The "Twilight" characters.

The Twilight series and its characters are copyright to Stephanie Meyer.

I'm kind of a fan...just a little bit. A LOT of the characters piss me off, though. Especially Bella, who makes HORRIBLE decisions. I mean, come on, sex before marriage? NOT a good idea. At the beginning of the first book, i hated Edward for being so annoying, and i liked Bella for being so normal. Now, after reading the third book, i admire Edward for being so virtuous and looking out for his girl, and i DESPISE Bella for being a complete IDIOT!!!

Anyway, i just wanted to make fun of some people. Except for Alice, who i totally identify with.

Btw, thanks for all your comments ^^ i enjoy feedback.
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Comments: 643

Kadyanna [2009-11-20 05:26:41 +0000 UTC]

THATS SOO COOL!!!

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lesymesy In reply to ??? [2009-11-20 02:07:06 +0000 UTC]

i love your art work and that was hilarios especially werealice called emmet gay lol

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thegirlofthegirls In reply to ??? [2009-11-18 12:59:09 +0000 UTC]

HAHA!

I like it!! no... I LOVE IT! <3

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Pinkutti [2009-11-06 18:29:07 +0000 UTC]

so cute <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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V-MAN-TTMAX [2009-11-01 22:09:41 +0000 UTC]

omg im not a real big fan of twilight but that comic was funny as, i hope you have more

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E-star99 [2009-10-31 12:47:26 +0000 UTC]

yaaaaay!

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ehuber [2009-10-30 15:08:45 +0000 UTC]

haha "Want to play doctor"

and the jasper thinkin of alice thing was funny to

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sakuriac [2009-10-29 12:27:15 +0000 UTC]

ooo very goood!

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VVillalobos [2009-10-22 19:38:12 +0000 UTC]

*gasp*!!! shae had sex AFTER marrige!!! i loooooove twilight. it's funny though.

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MitsusRevenge In reply to ??? [2009-10-22 19:36:40 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! That was HiLaRiOuS!

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owwah In reply to ??? [2009-10-20 05:42:45 +0000 UTC]

:Love:

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animefan2205 In reply to ??? [2009-10-19 00:18:54 +0000 UTC]

haha 2 and 3

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Stargirl7870 In reply to ??? [2009-10-17 22:07:47 +0000 UTC]

This is really cute, but I don't hate Bella.....that doesn't mean I love her though.....she doesn't really bug me that much.....she's simply the narrator to me....

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LadyIrkin In reply to ??? [2009-10-09 22:26:34 +0000 UTC]

OMG THAT,THAT,THAT WAS THE AWSOMEST THING EVER

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Melonfreakgirl In reply to ??? [2009-10-07 15:28:26 +0000 UTC]

stop it
what
thinking about alice like that
Oh god make it stop
LOLLLLLLLLLLL

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RaNdOm-RuBi [2009-10-01 04:23:04 +0000 UTC]

brava!! thats all i got to say

oh n da characters r cute!!<33

n i also hate bella in da 3rd book

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ruthwry [2009-09-26 21:55:00 +0000 UTC]

oh wow.....
lolz its awesome!!!!! (lmao)

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Taliesan [2009-09-25 12:19:05 +0000 UTC]

*smirk* awesome xD

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AmIAPrettyStar [2009-09-23 11:03:56 +0000 UTC]

Im Not A Twilight Fan..But Nice!

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nero-luver24 [2009-09-22 22:43:23 +0000 UTC]

lolz!!! i think i pissed my pants!!! as a alice fan i think itz hilarious!!!! XD i ttly frking love it!!! the characters have no arms and legs and i think that iz soooo frking cute, itz to die for!!! srry, im a chibi-addict

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ipodgurl109 In reply to ??? [2009-09-22 18:00:51 +0000 UTC]

lol
I love this and TOTALLY agree with u

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Biddybuddy [2009-09-20 21:23:11 +0000 UTC]

Even though I didn't read the book or see the movie I get it.

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Jonas-Elite [2009-09-18 04:13:26 +0000 UTC]

deff agree. alice is just bad ass. i like emet too. everyone is so retarted.
bella is so like...weak. thats how i see her. i dont like it.

but i adore this comic! it made me giggle

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Samanthaxoxo [2009-09-12 19:57:49 +0000 UTC]

Its just so DAMN Funny

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Artilistic [2009-09-07 21:16:23 +0000 UTC]

nice work lol

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ShowMehAwesomeness [2009-09-07 14:45:05 +0000 UTC]

My sides hurt from laughing. Alice wins. xD

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EmeraldDaydreams [2009-09-06 14:53:20 +0000 UTC]

I don't like Twitlight, but this was just funny XDD

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babiigirl2 [2009-09-02 15:15:02 +0000 UTC]

I"m setting that as my desktop backround! That totally made my day!

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ascorbic-when In reply to ??? [2009-09-01 15:18:06 +0000 UTC]

That was hilarious!

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SadMelloOrobaka In reply to ??? [2009-08-31 18:19:01 +0000 UTC]

lol

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xCookieDeathx [2009-08-30 20:07:54 +0000 UTC]

you should be an artist I love Alice and I agree with you about the characters. I like Alice the best

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KazyHeartCookies [2009-08-29 06:40:55 +0000 UTC]

I'm not a twilight fan, but this sure is funny :3

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TNT688 [2009-08-27 23:18:49 +0000 UTC]

hi i am asking for a big favor i am a fan of how you draw your people like this...i wanted to know if i sent you a picture of my friend could you draw her she is sick in the hospital...i wanted to give her something and she really enjoys reading these comics when i go visit her i show them to her..if you can send message or comment back if not i fully understand

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Dragontortoise In reply to TNT688 [2009-09-04 03:17:18 +0000 UTC]

sure ^.^ i'd love to help in any way i can!

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TNT688 In reply to Dragontortoise [2009-09-04 19:16:25 +0000 UTC]

thanks i only have a picture from kinda side view from her myspace cause she looks all sick in the other photos i can email you a photo my email is lebanon_warriors@yahoo.com

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bantastic [2009-08-26 04:08:49 +0000 UTC]

yea alice is the best shes so cute like a little kid lol i love that part alice saying to emmett oh i didnt know u were gay lmao emmetts so funny

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CheckeredChick0-0 [2009-08-15 01:00:40 +0000 UTC]

lol, your prolly not gona respond, but i love the tecond row thingy. its funny!

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animelvr329 [2009-08-11 20:03:30 +0000 UTC]

The 3rd one's perfect! XD
Jasper's expression in the first panel of the 2nd strip is hilarious!

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Paratheses In reply to ??? [2009-08-09 18:24:28 +0000 UTC]

These are quite clever! You should make more of these!

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Jesus--Of---Suburbia In reply to ??? [2009-08-07 00:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Sex before marriage is OK if you love the person, and are planning to marry them eventually. And I personally think Twilight sucks giant moldy nads.

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Dragontortoise In reply to Jesus--Of---Suburbia [2009-09-04 03:16:03 +0000 UTC]

*high fives*

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Jesus--Of---Suburbia In reply to Dragontortoise [2009-09-04 16:21:05 +0000 UTC]

*high fives back* lol

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kayanah [2009-08-03 16:22:52 +0000 UTC]

That was fun!

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Webkinz-queen [2009-08-01 17:46:44 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!!! This is SO funy!! I love the way u drew the characters and I love the slamming on Bella!! But I cant tell do u like the series or not???

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Dragontortoise In reply to Webkinz-queen [2009-09-04 03:19:21 +0000 UTC]

not anymore. i liked the first book a bit cuz i'm a sucker for romance, then it just got worse as more books came out, then even more horrifying when the movie was made.

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Webkinz-queen In reply to Dragontortoise [2009-09-06 20:02:52 +0000 UTC]

Yea.... when pplz turn books into movies... sometimes they do a sucky job and.... well... it ruins it

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FimoFemale [2009-07-29 09:13:23 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE THIS
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and i love edwards mouth in the second comic

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Marthonious [2009-07-21 17:22:34 +0000 UTC]

It's really good. I love all the sex jokes and the porche joke

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LikonaSkies [2009-07-21 01:38:07 +0000 UTC]

KAWAII-NE!!!!! Lol, poor Edward.

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NovaDot [2009-07-16 07:30:14 +0000 UTC]

lmao!! love it!!!

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