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The "Twilight" characters.The Twilight series and its characters are copyright to Stephanie Meyer.
I'm kind of a fan...just a little bit. A LOT of the characters piss me off, though. Especially Bella, who makes HORRIBLE decisions. I mean, come on, sex before marriage? NOT a good idea. At the beginning of the first book, i hated Edward for being so annoying, and i liked Bella for being so normal. Now, after reading the third book, i admire Edward for being so virtuous and looking out for his girl, and i DESPISE Bella for being a complete IDIOT!!!
Anyway, i just wanted to make fun of some people. Except for Alice, who i totally identify with.
Btw, thanks for all your comments ^^ i enjoy feedback.
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Yep, they have retractable fangs =] so when they bite something the fangs come out and therefore so does the venom 
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o.O kinda like a snake?
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*laughs at the ending* nice. But, yeah, if you have a vampire, give him fangs, 'cause he's just not as cool without them. Plus, I think if SM didn't write the book in 1st person, it wouldn't be as awkward when Bella has all those "I want you" lust-lust-lust emotions. o____O
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shyeah. i hate knowing what Bella's thinking. i thought it was better, and funnier, when it was in Jacob's POV. He's not as angsty as Bella, and therefore more tolerable.
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haha, I'm not even there yet. I'm just when Bella finds out that her mom's been "kidnapped" by James in the 1st book
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omg you've such a long way to go. I love that part of the book, though, cuz it just proves how stupid Bella really is.
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LMAO! ROFL!
I love love love, the last one with bella and alice! DAMMIT ALICE! IN TAKING BACVK THE PORSHE! priceless.
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OMG! I love this comic! Its so funny
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WHOAH WHOAH YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS !!! THEY HAVE SEX?????? OMG AT LEAST PUT A SPOILER ALERT AT THE TOP OF YOUR ARTIST COMMENT ( geez there relationship was already pretty intimate through the way they caressed each other but they had to actually have SEX IN THE BOOK?)
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didn't you say sex before marriage?
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They wanted to, but (thank God) Edward had the balls (omg pun!) to say no...or DID he?! *dramatic music*
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Gahh THE TENSION OF SUSPENSE !!!!! lol - even more future questions DOES EDWARD HAVE.... no never mind lol
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It's supposed to be innuendo. By "play doctor", he means "let's get it on".
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XD lol. the expression is priceless too
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sweet!i like the whole twilight comics thing.i read the 3rd book first then the 2nd and 1st and i read the last one last...lol but i enjoyed more than any series of books ever!!!and thats why i like your comic thing. 
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wonderful!!
~~i love the book too!!~~
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Bella should of became a Vampire BEFORE she got knocked up xD
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But then i don't think it would be possible for her to get pregnant if she was a vampire. Doesn't Rosalie talk about that?
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They did not want to have a babeh xD
cause Edward did not know that his sparkly sperm can knock her ugly ass eggs up
*SHOT* xD
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OMFG i just died of laughter XD
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i love the one with Ed and Jasper!!!! Bravo!!
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I agree with you on bella the only reason she got knocked up is because she didn't wait (but technically she was married) but still your right bella's very wishy washy great job though
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Jasper's face in the last panel of the second comic made me crack up! I pretty sure I almost died
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yay ^-^ Somebody still likes twilight ^-^ I have seen to many people who used to be in love with it, but now loathe it.. TT^TT I love this comic :3 Its funny ^_^ Great job!
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Thank you ^.^
Yeah, i still like it, even after the last volume... <.<...>.>...which i still haven't finished...but i've always hated Bella and Ed, cuz they're just so damn frustrating.
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I really dislike the series, gosh, make more! XD You did such a wonderful job of making them look even more idiotic.
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Amen. I like S.M.'s writing style, but a lot of the characters piss me off.
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OMG really funny XD and super cute, I love the way they are drawn 
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LMAO!
But I only have to say, that Bella and Ed never did anything before marriage. O.o
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*face slap* i know. but i don't want to have to explain myself again. you can look at some of the first comments made on this comic to learn more if you want.
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This. is. hilarious. end of story. xD
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