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DrawMeAPonyNamedBob β Welp, my dignity ends here
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Published: 2017-06-11 02:07:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 9873; Favourites: 406; Downloads: 28
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"We are gonna sue the pants off of Rose Quartz, that's what we are gonna do! We are gonna sue the pants off of Rose Quartz cause Pink Diamond would have wanted us to!"I have like 2 more request to complete what am I doing, honestly. I'll finish you guy's requests I promise okay! >_<
Edit 9-23-17: Why is this so popular!? It's stupid!! D:
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You're very welcome!!
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Welp it's official. I died and went to Hell.
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My fault, sorry...
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No it's my fault. I should've been nicer to peridot...and amethyst....and The Diamond's Pearls....basically i should've been nicer to a lot of gems.
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What- did you do?
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Basically they were annoying to me so I responded with insulting them...a lot. T_T
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O.... OK.... welp-
Β Wait, hold on a sec, does that include Blue Pearl!?
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No I actually liked her.
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Good.... Don't get to comfortable though, She's a married woman
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To her job?
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Nah - nahnahnahnah- nnnnaoh...
Β to me, of course
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So you don't mind that I completely murder her boss along with the other diamonds and then take over as a Gem Overlord?
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Yeah, go ahead and do that...
Β Wait, hold on! NO! Ima hide my diamond somewhere where you will never find her!
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If it's earth I can just drop a few..hundred corrupted gems there and call it a day.
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That would mean the end of humanity. Do you even know how to corrupt gems? How will this help with your quest of shattering my Diamond?
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1 I'm evil so does it look like I care? 2 I would just round up some from corrupted facilities and then drop them on earth and 3 it's mostly for kicks and giggles because she'll be corrupted and insane but it'll lower morale in the authority when one of their leaders turns into a monster. Kinda like Pink only not being a total fake out.
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You - do know how Corrupted Gems where brought into existence in the first place, right?
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I know but I also know one place where there's an entire cluster of them because they were dumb enough to keep them bubbled like they wouldn't escape or be stolen.
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... Good point...
Β though they weren't corrupted. They're just shattered pieces of the crystal gem rebels from the war forcefully fused together.
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Oh..well then I guess I'll just do what humans do. And blow her the f### up with a bomb. Can diamonds survive an explosion with megatons of force?
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Their body probably can't.... the gem, however is probably too strong.
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Not even if the bomb can turn an entire city into a giant crater?
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Don't look at me it's the humans who make that kind of stuff. I just steal it and use it for my own purposes.
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That's not why I decided to go quiet all of a sudden.
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Oh. Then why did you go quiet?
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Just say it and stop being dramatic! T_T
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...The bomb would actually shatter her wouldn't it. =_=
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Uh - no! no it wouldn't!
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Oh ok. So you don't mind if I test that theory by dropping one on her even though you claim it wouldn't do anything?
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You don't even know where I'm hiding her. You don't even know if she's on earth!
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Well the only place I know you'll probably hide her is either somewhere in Earth's solar system or one of the abandoned facilities or kindergartens or even The Human Zoo.
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Oh, you'd like to think that, now would you?
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Either that or just make your ship go straight into a black hole. I doubt diamonds can survive that.
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OK, I honestly don't know the answer to the whole Black hole situation, but I'm still not saying a thing of where I hid her... that is, if I even hid her at all...
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Either way with or without her death I'm taking over Homeworld. Plus you'll probably just say where she is out loud without realizing it like an idiot.
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No I won't.
Β She's on -----------
Β Awe, shoot!
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Ha! You fell for the oldest trick in the book!
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Well it was long so it's either Kindergarten,Homeworld or a certain facility.
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To quote nostalgia critic: It looks like a flash e-card.Β
But this was hilarious! Great job!
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"Have a tropical birthday, Connie! This cost me nothing to send you."
Thank you! xD
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No problem! :3
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Augh! I hated this movie! So tacky! 
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I know, it's really stupid. :/ but I still watched it as a kid... xD
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