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Published: 2018-05-28 05:43:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 408; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 1
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Description Welcome to DreamLand!!

"Hello! My name is Gerard, I'm the manager of this establishment.... now before you ask, We're not a pizzeria... actually I'm pretty sure Harry hates pizza,
don't get me wrong, I love pizza, and we have it on the menu, but it's not our best dish. We're a family friendly restaurant and arcade with electronic entertainment!

Now, I bet this sounds similar to another "family friendly' restaurant with walking talking robotic animals that you've probably heard of... and you'd be right.
Harry isn't exactly subtle about it... Harry used to love that old place. In-fact- he built this place as a sort of homage to the guy who helped build the original
bots in that location. Hell... some of these guys are literal knock-offs... but I'd say Harry's put his own spin on things for sure...

What you ask? I mean... you don't seriously care do you? It's another Fazbear knock-off restaurant... what is there to care about?

Ha! I'm kidding! Well, you see, Harry has thing obsession with electronics and making his robots useful. Like I said, he was a fan of one of the guys
who worked on that... what was it? Circus... something? The one with the clowns... I think... I don't know, anyway, well they had this one robot
who could like-- make ice-cream or something? Inflate balloons? I'm not sure what else, but ol' Harry fell in love with it.

Anyway, so the guy builds these crazy robots to do just about any useless thing you could ask for! We got one who counts tickets... because we needed
one of those... one that could slither away from the kids trying to exchange their tickets for a receipt and scare children off just by existing... yeah...

Where was I? We have a useless broken fortune-teller, a cat who draws pictures of people.... um... I don't know... there are so many I've lost count.

Anyway, I'm sure you'll do fine your first day! While that other place may have had a rep... we've had pretty good ratings so far, and so-far nothing
has gone wrong with the bots... um... well... some of them do tend to get kinda sticky... the candy machine ones... I don't know what Harry was thinking
making a walking-talking cotton candy and hard candy dispenser... Was that really something we needed?

Anyway, right! Like I said, I'm sure you'll be fine, let me tell you about some of the benefits of working here!..."
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